GM's thread about nothing (45 Viewers)

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

This is a great day in the history of fat people.

This fatguy approves

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

it's very important that 2 year olds take naps. no matter how advanced their negotiation skills do not let them convince you otherwise.

My eventual two year old will be up with me cheering on the Packers. You are a terrible parent.

oh she was up alright. she was like a hurricane on speed for 4 hours.

You're still a horrible parent

 

[mr. furley]

it's very important that 2 year olds take naps. no matter how advanced their negotiation skills do not let them convince you otherwise.

My eventual two year old will be up with me cheering on the Packers. You are a terrible parent.

oh she was up alright. she was like a hurricane on speed for 4 hours.

You're still a horrible parent

well, yes

 

[jplvr]

I took the Spring semester off one year and the month before I returned, my roommate had started selling steaks out of a truck and was talking about me joining the biz. Luckily he figured it out because my mother bought some of those back when I was in high school and I wanted no part of that BS. We ended up assembling grills, furniture, lawnmowers, etc. for Lowe's which was an AWESOME racket back then. I think they do a lot of that in house now. We made a lot of money that summer.

Those steaks are horrible.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

WHATTTT? Whaddaya mean who eats crappie fish? These things are one of the best frying fish ever. Not gamey, fishy. Delicate white meat. Even great cold after it has been fried hours before. Very much like smaller lake perch in eating quality. You are way off here ...though I have no experience in foyer steak.

Only the black guys keep crappy around hereI mean that in the nicest way. I dont know anyone (all crackers) that will even consider keeping, much less eating a crappy.

Pretty funny response Sam, appreciate your frankness. Do yourself a favor and give it a try. You go black you won't back.

 

[Thorn]

This is a great day in the history of fat people.

This fatguy approves

because you had a better day than rex?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

well, yes

Pretty funny response Sam, appreciate your frankness. Do yourself a favor and give it a try. You go black you won't back.

I've had crappy. Not a fan. Pretty sure they poop and eat it.

This is a great day in the history of fat people.

This fatguy approves

because you had a better day than rex?

I'm a 12er deep plus 3 Four Loco. Rex wishes he has my old lady's feet. Speaking of witch.....

 

[Cassius]

this thread is sorta like 4chan. except for old people.

 

[Early_10]

I dunno......Mr & Mrs krista doing Cyrstal/Kane works for me.

I like it.Casting of the Wallace Shawn character is key, and I just can't put my finger on who that would be.

Almost Zippy-esque but not quite evil enough. Timcochet? Long winded enough.

Not a bad prospect, as tim is sometimes funny, too. But I found the character as played by Shawn somewhat endearing, which most wouldn't think tim is.

Even sounds Zippy. Voice is a bonus.

 

[Early_10]

tim's more of a humperdink. he might not be well loved, but he's reknowned for his ability to track a draft, and he's basically rape-married the entire FFA since he got here.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Mrs. TF got Omaha Steaks for her corporate xmas gift this year. We opted for the burgers and the top sirloin....not as bad I as I thought it was gonna be.

 

[YSR]

Hit the road early this a.m. to drive the two hours to our new office location. Pizzeria Pretzel Combos and Diet Coke for breakfast.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Congrats to Pack and BlackandYellow fans.

GB:furleystrykerStuPitt:IBMr. Krista4Anyone else? Congrats sports fans.They are flying in more strippers than ever for the SB this year since Stu lives in Dallas.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hit the road early this a.m. to drive the two hours to our new office location. Pizzeria Pretzel Combos and Diet Coke for breakfast.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I haven't yelled so much at the TV since the 2001 Superbowl. I hate you Jay Cutler.

 

[Stoneys]

This had me rolling last night

Mendenhall humping Roethlisberger

What a way to celebrate

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

This had me rolling last night

Mendenhall humping Roethlisberger

What a way to celebrate

Heres gif version.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

I just watched Zombieland. That was a really good movie.I can't figure out whether Emma Stone's hot or not. I'm leaning towards not.

She recently got all sexied up for some magazine photos. Didn't help. I'm in the "not" column.

 

[Frostillicus]

I just watched Zombieland. That was a really good movie.I can't figure out whether Emma Stone's hot or not. I'm leaning towards not.

She recently got all sexied up for some magazine photos. Didn't help. I'm in the "not" column.

Morons.

 

[TobiasFunke]

I just watched Zombieland. That was a really good movie.

I can't figure out whether Emma Stone's hot or not. I'm leaning towards not.

She recently got all sexied up for some magazine photos. Didn't help. I'm in the "not" column.

Morons.

I'm with you.

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

This had me rolling last night

Mendenhall humping Roethlisberger

What a way to celebrate

Heres gif version.

I thought I saw that last night but wasn't sure. Turned to my wife and said, "Was he just humping Ben?" She didn't catch it either and I was too lazy to rewind it on the DVR.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

This had me rolling last night

Mendenhall humping Roethlisberger

What a way to celebrate

Heres gif version.

I thought I saw that last night but wasn't sure. Turned to my wife and said, "Was he just humping Ben?" She didn't catch it either and I was too lazy to rewind it on the DVR.

That and the Sanchez booger incident were classics.

 

[RudiStein]

Jebus I got hammered yesterday. Not sure if I made more enemies in the shark pool or on facebook.

 

[krista4]

Jebus I got hammered yesterday. Not sure if I made more enemies in the shark pool or on facebook.

I, for one, was charmed by your extensive homosexual repartee with Mr.Pack on my Facebook page.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Jebus I got hammered yesterday. Not sure if I made more enemies in the shark pool or on facebook.

Ill take IRL FTW.

 

[RudiStein]

Jebus I got hammered yesterday. Not sure if I made more enemies in the shark pool or on facebook.

Ill take IRL FTW.

Actually I was rather cordial and gregarious IRL. We watched the game at this local pizza place and there were a couple of Packer fans there. I remember after the game congratulating them. But for some reason when I got home and got online I lost it.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I'm never drinking Four Loko again

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Jebus I got hammered yesterday. Not sure if I made more enemies in the shark pool or on facebook.

You?? I was at the casino by 11:30, 3-4 drinks and back close to home at a GB's to watch the game. I didn't realize until I got home that the only thing I had to eat all day was a handful of peanuts. So I had 2 crab ragoon and a shrimp egg roll before going to bed. I don't feel so Stu.ETALost at the casino and lost all of my football bets. I almost changed all of my bets when the machine ate our ticket.

 

[urbanhack]

ugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

 

[St. Louis Bob]

ugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

My body is very angry at me.

 

[Oliver Humanzee]

I just saw a pic of Mr. Krista on the FB. JFC, the guy looks like he takes a shower in cool and drys off with awesome.Guys, none of us have a chance.

Johnny Dep + Chris Cornell = mista krista

I don't think this will be received well.

"Aaah muh nuh brake mah! Uhh muh nuh brake mah rusty CAAAAAAAAGE!Ayand ruuuuuuuhhhn."

 

[General Malaise]

Thanks GM!!!! Much appreciated! (Facebook album sent)

Sooooo adorable!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Thanks GM!!!! Much appreciated! (Facebook album sent)

Sooooo adorable!

How's Coop doing?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

ugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

My body is very angry at me.

I think I threw up at some point last night. Haven't done that in a while.

 

[urbanhack]

ugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

My body is very angry at me.

I think I threw up at some point last night. Haven't done that in a while.

Whoa....I got out of bed late, took me 20 minutes to figure out what to wear and get dressed. Usually only takes me 5. Then I went to look out the front window to check the weather before I walked out the door. Instead of leaving, I laid on the couch for 25 minutes.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Thanks to the FB, I noticed a female friend of a friend I went to high school with. When I was a sophomore I convinced her and another gal that I was a male prostitute that went out with older women which is why I was always so tired in the morning. I ended up taking them both out. Unfortunately not together. The dates were, um, cool.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

ugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

My body is very angry at me.

I think I threw up at some point last night. Haven't done that in a while.

Whoa....I got out of bed late, took me 20 minutes to figure out what to wear and get dressed. Usually only takes me 5. Then I went to look out the front window to check the weather before I walked out the door. Instead of leaving, I laid on the couch for 25 minutes.

Somebody pooped in my pants.

 

[General Malaise]

Best song ever by the best singer ever:

Love me some Otis

 

[General Malaise]

tim's more of a humperdink. he might not be well loved, but he's reknowned for his ability to track a draft, and he's basically rape-married the entire FFA since he got here.

Wow....

 

[General Malaise]

Thanks GM!!!! Much appreciated! (Facebook album sent)

Sooooo adorable! :whoosh:

How's Coop doing?

Oh, he's just fine. He was fine almost immediatley. Threw up on the bus, then in his mom's car, then in the bath. By the time I picked him up at noon, he was back to normal. We're going to the Blazer's game tonight, club section.

 

[mr. furley]

tim's more of a humperdink. he might not be well loved, but he's reknowned for his ability to track a draft, and he's basically rape-married the entire FFA since he got here.

Wow....

yes, though i have been afraid to quote it :whoosh:

 

[mr. furley]

mods: would starting an ***OFFICIAL*** Officers Down thread net me a suspension or perma-ban? just looking for a time-saver so posty doesn't have to start a new thread every time a cop gets shot somewhere in America

TIA

 

[RudiStein]

I hate people that don't get the facts straight too.

 

[shuke]

I hate people that don't get the facts straight too.

 

[Sarnoff]

Can we resurrect the GM/Shuke eat-off please?

 

[urbanhack]

update?

 

[Thorn]

I just saw a pic of Mr. Krista on the FB. JFC, the guy looks like he takes a shower in cool and drys off with awesome.Guys, none of us have a chance.

Johnny Dep + Chris Cornell = mista krista

I don't think this will be received well.

"Aaah muh nuh brake mah! Uhh muh nuh brake mah rusty CAAAAAAAAGE!Ayand ruuuuuuuhhhn."

I always liked his quote that was something to the effect of, 'it's best not to try and figure out what our songs are about.' Um yeah dude we'd have to know wtf you were saying first, and even then...

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Thanks GM!!!! Much appreciated! (Facebook album sent)

Sooooo adorable!

How's Coop doing?

Oh, he's just fine. He was fine almost immediatley. Threw up on the bus, then in his mom's car, then in the bath. By the time I picked him up at noon, he was back to normal. We're going to the Blazer's game tonight, club section.

Glad to hear it. I was thinking of him this weekend when I found one of these from a trip to Vegas in the early 90's. My GB insisted we wear them all day and I was to call him G-Money Big Grip and he called me Ice B.

Have fun tonight at whatever you people do at NBA games.

 

[RudiStein]

Thanks GM!!!! Much appreciated! (Facebook album sent)

Sooooo adorable!

How's Coop doing?

Oh, he's just fine. He was fine almost immediatley. Threw up on the bus, then in his mom's car, then in the bath. By the time I picked him up at noon, he was back to normal. We're going to the Blazer's game tonight, club section.

Glad to hear it. I was thinking of him this weekend when I found one of these from a trip to Vegas in the early 90's. My GB insisted we wear them all day and I was to call him G-Money Big Grip and he called me Ice B.

Have fun tonight at whatever you people do at NBA games.

good lord

 

[General Malaise]

Thanks GM!!!! Much appreciated! (Facebook album sent)

Sooooo adorable!

How's Coop doing?

Oh, he's just fine. He was fine almost immediatley. Threw up on the bus, then in his mom's car, then in the bath. By the time I picked him up at noon, he was back to normal. We're going to the Blazer's game tonight, club section.

Glad to hear it. I was thinking of him this weekend when I found one of these from a trip to Vegas in the early 90's. My GB insisted we wear them all day and I was to call him G-Money Big Grip and he called me Ice B.

Have fun tonight at whatever you people do at NBA games.

We people like to eat free food and gamble on things like who will score the first basket and what the total score will be.