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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
So what is this all about? 
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
It's spam.So what is this all about?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Huh. Thanks. Huh.It's spam.So what is this all about?
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Thanks for the condolences about my dog. She was a good girl but her quality of life these last few months sucked.
I really want to get another dog as soon as possible but I have to consult the wife and kids first. I'm not asking the cats their opinion though. Waste of time.
I really want to get another dog as soon as possible but I have to consult the wife and kids first. I'm not asking the cats their opinion though. Waste of time.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I'm sure they will bring you a note soon.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Oooo! So close. Actually the answer is 0%. People from Bakersfield wouldn't even know how to be antisemitic. "You're a Jew? Umm...so how many kids do you have? Wait...uh...so how come you're not driving a horse and buggy? No? Ummm...*punch* THAT'S FOR 9/11!"
YSR
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Why is the Number 1 Seed Caroline Woz an underdog to the 9 seed Ji Li?
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
krista4
Footballguy
I have one that I could mail to you, shipping costs on me. I'll wrap her in bubble wrap so she doesn't break.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Try yelling out "Uno, Dos, Tres, Catorce!" next time you feel it coming on.I'm home from work today because I've experienced severe vertigo on and off for about 10 days. My second trip to the doctor (thanks for nothing that first time, doc!) resulted in his prescribing a couple of things (including valium) and instructing me that when I am feeling spinny I should perform the Epley maneuver, which is basically hurling myself onto my right side with my head facing down.
My favorite part was when he informed me that this often happens to old people. <_<
General Malaise
Footballguy
Hows about you go ahead and fill that thing and then consolation prize me for not receiving a cigar?
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Hmmm...that's tempting but I think we're going with new instead of pre-owned.
General Malaise
Footballguy
<_< Sorry about your dog. She sounds like she had a long, fun life.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'd rather remove a small toe than raise another puppy.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Our dog grabbed a full bottle of Jet Dry off the counter yesterday while the guy was fixing our sink and tried to eat it. That moron isn't long for this world.I would like to add that the kid that fixed our sink called me this afternoon to make sure everything was alright. I'm impressed.
Oh yeah, yesterday:
Plumber: You look really familiar, how do I know you?
Me: Probably my cat shirt.
Plumber: :X
Me:
I don't know.Plumber: Do you know Dave B?
Me: Yeah, he's a good friend on mine.
Plumber: Huh, then you would think I would know you better. Oh, you probably mean Dave B's dad.
Me: :finger:
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
:X
kevzilla
Footballguy
Hows about you go ahead and fill that thing and then consolation prize me for not receiving a cigar? :XI was skeptical (and haven't picked up the prescription yet), but he said it would calm down these nerve endings in my inner ear that are causing my brain to get all out of whack and spinny.RudiStein, sorry about your dog.
She'll have to dice those things to make them go around.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
YSR
Footballguy
Wait, what?
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
History of chokingand its Na Li (but you say it Li Na)Just in case anyone cares, I'm shiating water every 12 minutes. For the entire afternoon. Its almost like a cleanse at this point.Sit down, power blast, check bowl for contents...cloudy water, one half-inch green square of spinach.Had a nasty bug for three days. Basically nothing left inside me, so now I have albino diarrhea.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'm betting on the Australian Open....I can't remember the gal's name that's playing...Wozniak? She's got spunk. I like her. Kind of lippy. She's the #1 seed and is playing against some girl named Li. Na Li. I was shticking above. Anyhow, Li is the #9 seed. But yet, the way I read the lines....she's the favorite and Woz is the underdog. Why? I don't get it.Course, I don't watch it either, but will be at a boring business dinner tonight and am hoping it'll be on in the background and I can watch it and I'm a degenerate.St. Louis Bob said:General Malaise said:?
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Yeahhhhhhh...I'm betting on the Australian Open... I'm a degenerate.St. Louis Bob said:General Malaise said:
YSR
Footballguy
It's WOZNIACKI.'Caroline Wozniak' makes my eyes bleed.I'm betting on the Australian Open....I can't remember the gal's name that's playing...Wozniak? She's got spunk. I like her. Kind of lippy. She's the #1 seed and is playing against some girl named Li. Na Li. I was shticking above. Anyhow, Li is the #9 seed. But yet, the way I read the lines....she's the favorite and Woz is the underdog. Why? I don't get it.Course, I don't watch it either, but will be at a boring business dinner tonight and am hoping it'll be on in the background and I can watch it and I'm a degenerate.St. Louis Bob said:General Malaise said:
kevzilla
Footballguy
On the tour they call her "Sunshine." The WTA locker room is not known for its spirit of generosity, so she must be really nice. Did I mention that IIt's WOZNIACKI.'Caroline Wozniak' makes my eyes bleed.I'm betting on the Australian Open....I can't remember the gal's name that's playing...Wozniak? She's got spunk. I like her. Kind of lippy. She's the #1 seed and is playing against some girl named Li. Na Li. I was shticking above. Anyhow, Li is the #9 seed. But yet, the way I read the lines....she's the favorite and Woz is the underdog. Why? I don't get it.Course, I don't watch it either, but will be at a boring business dinner tonight and am hoping it'll be on in the background and I can watch it and I'm a degenerate.St. Louis Bob said:General Malaise said:
her?
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Li Na probably has no shot, but I love the tattoo and the preshot bunny hop.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
No shot?Her athleticism and shot making all over the court is the perfect counter to Wozniacki's defensive strategyThis should be a great matchKinda pissed that this and BYU/SDSt are on against each other
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Not that I follow college hoops closely, but I had not idea Fisher landed on his feet.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Yeah, I'm not following this "lippy" thing that GM is talking about. She reminds me of Hingis with her permagrin.On the tour they call her "Sunshine." The WTA locker room is not known for its spirit of generosity, so she must be really nice. Did I mention that IIt's WOZNIACKI.'Caroline Wozniak' makes my eyes bleed.I'm betting on the Australian Open....I can't remember the gal's name that's playing...Wozniak? She's got spunk. I like her. Kind of lippy. She's the #1 seed and is playing against some girl named Li. Na Li. I was shticking above. Anyhow, Li is the #9 seed. But yet, the way I read the lines....she's the favorite and Woz is the underdog. Why? I don't get it.Course, I don't watch it either, but will be at a boring business dinner tonight and am hoping it'll be on in the background and I can watch it and I'm a degenerate.St. Louis Bob said:General Malaise said:
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
It could happen. You never know.It's WOZNIACKI.'Caroline Wozniak' makes my eyes bleed.I'm betting on the Australian Open....I can't remember the gal's name that's playing...Wozniak? She's got spunk. I like her. Kind of lippy. She's the #1 seed and is playing against some girl named Li. Na Li. I was shticking above. Anyhow, Li is the #9 seed. But yet, the way I read the lines....she's the favorite and Woz is the underdog. Why? I don't get it.Course, I don't watch it either, but will be at a boring business dinner tonight and am hoping it'll be on in the background and I can watch it and I'm a degenerate.St. Louis Bob said:General Malaise said:
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Not sure if I call it lippy but she's been having fun with the press this week.
Shows up one day with a bandage on her leg. Instead of saying she into her treadmill (WTF?), she decided to tell a fib that she was in the park and got scratched by a kangaroo. The press took off with it. She ended up having to call an impromptu five hours later: "Guys...I was kidding."
The next day they (tennis writers) gave her an inflatable kangaroo with boxing gloves. So she wore boxing gloves to her next presser.
Shows up one day with a bandage on her leg. Instead of saying she into her treadmill (WTF?), she decided to tell a fib that she was in the park and got scratched by a kangaroo. The press took off with it. She ended up having to call an impromptu five hours later: "Guys...I was kidding."
The next day they (tennis writers) gave her an inflatable kangaroo with boxing gloves. So she wore boxing gloves to her next presser.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
She has gotten some press this week for a couple of news conferencesShe had been accused of being a boring press conferencer (if that's a word), so she came out and did a monologue answering all of the boring standard questions first and then invited the press corps to ask her about interesting stuff (her trying Cricket, her Liverpool FC fandom, her love life, etc)A couple of days later she told this elaborate story about being attacked by a baby kangaroo that was obviously a joke, but many of the idiot sports media reported it as fact, so she had to have a second press conference explaining the whole thingYeah, I'm not following this "lippy" thing that GM is talking about. She reminds me of Hingis with her permagrin.On the tour they call her "Sunshine." The WTA locker room is not known for its spirit of generosity, so she must be really nice. Did I mention that I
Thorn
Footballguy
thoughts and prayersIt's WOZNIACKI.'Caroline Wozniak' makes my eyes bleed.I'm betting on the Australian Open....I can't remember the gal's name that's playing...Wozniak? She's got spunk. I like her. Kind of lippy. She's the #1 seed and is playing against some girl named Li. Na Li. I was shticking above. Anyhow, Li is the #9 seed. But yet, the way I read the lines....she's the favorite and Woz is the underdog. Why? I don't get it.Course, I don't watch it either, but will be at a boring business dinner tonight and am hoping it'll be on in the background and I can watch it and I'm a degenerate.St. Louis Bob said:General Malaise said:
Woz and YSR are engaged?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Maybe she got a new swastika tattoo.
cosjobs
Footballguy
urban mythjplvr said:People who do hard drugs don't eat. hthBut what would the people who do hard drugs eat?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
urban mythjplvr said:People who do hard drugs don't eat. hthBut what would the people who do hard drugs eat?
GB.
culdeus
Footballguy
I figured you got trapped under a bobcat
charvik
Footballguy
cosjobs
Footballguy
swell gal?
learn the freakin language
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