GM's thread about nothing (32 Viewers)

[Mr.Pack]

Also I figured out a system for betting college hoops totals. It's 39-26 the last four days. Pretty sure I'm going to be filthy rich soon.Going to eat meat every day.

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Mich State/Wisconsin UNDER 124

Keep in mind, I didn't say the system was perfect.

I thought it was the right side as well.Take Wisconsin off your enemies list and maybe the karma would be better.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

test

 

[mr. furley]

lol

 

[General Malaise]

GM> what's the better option for Blazer games, scalpers or craigslist.

How much you looking to spend? i got a guy....

 

[CGRdrJoe]

GM> what's the better option for Blazer games, scalpers or craigslist.

How much you looking to spend? i got a guy....

No more than 80

 

[SofaKings]

Shortly after my mom's parents got married, my grandmother made biscuits and gravy. My grandfather allowed as how it wasn't quite as good as his mama's.He passed away after 58 years of marriage. He never got biscuits and gravy again. Ever.She's now 98 years old, and we still call her "The Warden."

Wish we could rewind to 4 weeks ago when the sheer joy and enthusiasm of an elvis impersonator and marching band were the wind beneath your wings.

 

[RudiStein]

I didn't see the black lady.

 

[General Malaise]

GM> what's the better option for Blazer games, scalpers or craigslist.

How much you looking to spend? i got a guy....

No more than 80

Okay, I get emails from a guy I know who sells tickets. I'll talk to him tomorrow and tell him your looking. They host Chicago tomorrow night. Let me know what game you were thinking.

 

[Thorn]

Hi all, please send prayers for your GB ACP. I need to stay out of jail and the hospital tomorrow.

as opposed to other days?

 

[Frostillicus]

Also I figured out a system for betting college hoops totals. It's 39-26 the last four days. Pretty sure I'm going to be filthy rich soon.Going to eat meat every day.

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Mich State/Wisconsin UNDER 124

Keep in mind, I didn't say the system was perfect.

I thought it was the right side as well.Take Wisconsin off your enemies list and maybe the karma would be better.

NEVER.System went 1-2 today. First bad day (out of 5). Looking for a nice bounceback on Monday.

 

[Thorn]

Thorn's action today:

Will there be a 2pt conversion attempt? YES +300

Will there be a successful 2pt conversion? YES +450

Game MVP - Donald Driver +2500

Mike Wallace Longest Reception - under 23.5 +120

John Kuhn Rushing Yards - over 7.5 +155

 

[Frostillicus]

I need to put this all down somewhere:

Brandon Jackson OVER 1.5 catches

Over 2.5 players with a pass attempt

Over 4.5 Steelers with a rush attempt

Quarless over 14.5 rec yds

Jones longest catch over 15.5 yds

Brandon Jackson over 7.5 rush yds

James Starks No TD

Heath Miller under 42.5 rec yds

Hines Ward under 9.5 yds on first rec

Gatordate bath = orange

Yes a player to do Lambeau Leap

Mike Wallace -13.5 yds over Driver

Kuhn first TD

Steelers +3

Driver under 4 rec.

Driver under 47 rec yds

Pitt/GB over 45

Mendenhall -30.5 yds over Starks

Quarless -9.5 rec yds vs. Randle El

Rodgers over 2 TD passes

Roethlisberger +42.5 pass yds vs. Rodgers

Gatorade dumpers will be from the defensive side of the ball

Rodgers over 35 pass attempts

Wallace over 67.5 rec yds

Roethlisberger over 31.5 pass attempts

Ward under 3.5 catches

Roethlisberger over 14.5 rush yds

Randle El over 1 catch

Randle El under 15.5 rec yds

Aguilera to hold "Brave" for under 6 seconds

 

[Thorn]

I need to put this all down somewhere:Brandon Jackson OVER 1.5 catchesOver 2.5 players with a pass attemptOver 4.5 Steelers with a rush attemptQuarless over 14.5 rec ydsJones longest catch over 15.5 ydsBrandon Jackson over 7.5 rush ydsJames Starks No TDHeath Miller under 42.5 rec ydsHines Ward under 9.5 yds on first recGatordate bath = orangeYes a player to do Lambeau LeapMike Wallace -13.5 yds over DriverKuhn first TDSteelers +3Driver under 4 rec.Driver under 47 rec ydsPitt/GB over 45Mendenhall -30.5 yds over StarksQuarless -9.5 rec yds vs. Randle ElRodgers over 2 TD passesRoethlisberger +42.5 pass yds vs. RodgersGatorade dumpers will be from the defensive side of the ballRodgers over 35 pass attemptsWallace over 67.5 rec ydsRoethlisberger over 31.5 pass attemptsWard under 3.5 catchesRoethlisberger over 14.5 rush ydsRandle El over 1 catchRandle El under 15.5 rec ydsAguilera to hold "Brave" for under 6 seconds

 

[Thorn]

Also, are there worse numbers than 2 and 2?

 

[General Malaise]

Also, are there worse numbers than 2 and 2?

no, that kinda blows. I played two $10 squares at the Old Chicago Bar...chick bartender who runs it called me up and said I had GB 0/Pitt 2. GB 5/Pitt 4. Two great numbers paired with awful ones.

 

[RudiStein]

Also, are there worse numbers than 2 and 2?

1.5 and Pi.

 

[YSR]

Really, really, really want K4 and Mr. Humanzee to video document tonight's festivities.

Do it for the thread, Krista.

 

[RudiStein]

Really, really, really want K4 and Mr. Humanzee to video document tonight's festivities. Do it for the thread, Krista.

At least the marching band. I want to see a glockenspiel player fall down the elevator shaft.

 

[desert rose]

Just got a text message that there's no school tomorrow. They cancelled it last week Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. First it was because of the snow and single digit temperatures. Then it was because of the rolling blackouts from all of the cities generators unable to produce any electricity. Then it was because of bursting pipes and a major shortage of natural gas and water. There's a mandatory rationing of water. Apparently we don't handle the cold well.

 

[heckmanm]

 

[heckmanm]

 

[heckmanm]

:runsaroundnakedinthread:

 

[heckmanm]

 

[Early_10]

I need a good recipe for sausage gravy. I have been told that my relationship will benefit greatly if I could make a mean biscuits and gravy.

This is how it starts. Next thing he's getting mommy to give you cooking lessons and buying you a frying pan for your birthday. DON'T FALL FOR IT YSR!!He wants biscuits and gravy, he should strap on an apron.

You have no idea how timely this post is. My birthday is coming up and I arrived home last night to a box on the doorstep. In it was a very sweet card, a Cooking Light magazine with a post-it telling me I have a two-year subscription coming (which is fantastic because I LOVE that magazine), and the creme de la creme: a recipe box with every recipe that her son loves hand-written on recipe cards.I can't make this up.

We'll be married 15 years this fall, I wasn't guessing.

 

[Early_10]

great googly mex

 

[heckmanm]

 

[bentley]

I have no beer and no food. Really need AngryWife to make it home from the grocery store.

 

[-fish-]

I would so much rather have watched a high school marching band than this train wreck.

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

I'm drinking chocolate milk.

 

[desert rose]

I need a good recipe for sausage gravy. I have been told that my relationship will benefit greatly if I could make a mean biscuits and gravy.

This is how it starts. Next thing he's getting mommy to give you cooking lessons and buying you a frying pan for your birthday. DON'T FALL FOR IT YSR!!He wants biscuits and gravy, he should strap on an apron.

You have no idea how timely this post is. My birthday is coming up and I arrived home last night to a box on the doorstep. In it was a very sweet card, a Cooking Light magazine with a post-it telling me I have a two-year subscription coming (which is fantastic because I LOVE that magazine), and the creme de la creme: a recipe box with every recipe that her son loves hand-written on recipe cards.I can't make this up.

And she didn't include a recipe for sausage gravy?

 

[desert rose]

I'm drinking chocolate milk.

With Kahlua?

 

[popeye]

If you could be on stage with a band for one performance who would it be? Not travel with them, not even spend time backstage, but on stage just jamming for a short while.

I'm not sure who I'd pick.

But I've crossed the Black Eyed Peas off the list.

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

I'm drinking chocolate milk.

With Kahlua?

Caramel Baileys

 

[-fish-]

If you could be on stage with a band for one performance who would it be? Not travel with them, not even spend time backstage, but on stage just jamming for a short while.I'm not sure who I'd pick.But I've crossed the Black Eyed Peas off the list.

George Clinton and the PFunk Allstars

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

If you could be on stage with a band for one performance who would it be? Not travel with them, not even spend time backstage, but on stage just jamming for a short while.I'm not sure who I'd pick.But I've crossed the Black Eyed Peas off the list.

I thought Fergie was going to start humping Slash right on stage.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

If you could be on stage with a band for one performance who would it be? Not travel with them, not even spend time backstage, but on stage just jamming for a short while.I'm not sure who I'd pick.But I've crossed the Black Eyed Peas off the list.

Mine would be Jimi Hendrix while he was riding David Clayton Thomas across the stage with Keith Moon on rythm.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

Thorn's action today:Will there be a 2pt conversion attempt? YES +300Will there be a successful 2pt conversion? YES +450Game MVP - Donald Driver +2500Mike Wallace Longest Reception - under 23.5 +120John Kuhn Rushing Yards - over 7.5 +155

 

[shuke]

GM went to the outhouse and came back shoving his hands in everybody's face praising the hand sanitizer that he said smelt like vodka and cranberry

 

[RudiStein]

The Mrs. won $250 on SB squares.

 

[Thorn]

Thorn's action today:Will there be a 2pt conversion attempt? YES +300Will there be a successful 2pt conversion? YES +450Game MVP - Donald Driver +2500Mike Wallace Longest Reception - under 23.5 +120John Kuhn Rushing Yards - over 7.5 +155

GB that conversion

 

[BobbyLayne]

I didn't really want to get drunk tonight, so I started out with and stayed with prosecco all night. How much damage can you do drinking sparkling white?

Apparently two full bottles will get you a buzz on...

 

[kevzilla]

How long do we wait before we put out an APB for our GB ACP?

 

[BobbyLayne]

How long do we wait before we put out an APB for our GB ACP?

At least 48 hours.

Oh, wait...the trail will be cold by then!

I have no personal experience being a Lions fan, but judging from the heartbreak of the Tigers losing the WS or the Red Wings and the Pistons losing the finals, and multiplying that pain/hurt by 540% (its football), gonna take awhile to get over this one.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

WOOOOOOOT!!!!11!1!!

T&P GBs ACP and IB. I'm sure there are other Steeler fans here, so sorry if i forgot you. I really thought with 2:10 left that Big Ben would pull it out.

 

[krista4]

Oh my god.

We actually pulled this off.

Jesus.

I'ma gonna go die now. More in a couple of days if I don't.

 

[mr. furley]

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

You're watching basketball highlights 2 hours after a Packer Super Bowl win?K4>when can we expect vids?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think I'm going to die. I got raped yesterday gambling. I need to go post something on FB so KC's wife knows how much money he won. **** move? Yes. You don't know what I'm dealing with here. I think somebody's wife slipped me tongue yesterday too.

 

[Disco Stu]

Stat of the day?

Green Bay called heads and won, the 14th consecutive Super Bowl that the NFC has won the coin flip.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Lost $640 on the SB and another grand in cards. This was actually in play for awhile. Oh. Oh.