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gonna skip the strip club until I have more time to work on but after running out of there we headed back to my hotel bar where GM wanted me to write him up so basketball plays.

So I'm drawing out inbounds plays on a napkin but our conversation is going nowhere because GM can't understand who is dribbling the ball up court. I keep telling him nobody because it's an inbounds play from under the hoop but his reply was always the same "yeah I know that but who is dribbling the ball up court?" :goodposting: I gave up and told him just to let them play.

With a pen and paper in front of us now, GM suggested we do a MH3 draft. He took Jzilla first and gave me second and two. I took Shuke and Melly and that seemd to completely f$%^ GM up. He took RR next and when I told him that RR wasn't there he said this was bull#### and that I was taking advantage of him so let's end the draft :lmao:

There was discussion about bringing me in as a special guest coach for his basketball team :lmao: which somehow led to me telling GM that he needed to bribe the kids to encourage them to all try and score in one game, gb this leading to him having to wear a suit while coaching.

 
CGRdrJoe said:
gonna skip the strip club until I have more time to work on but after running out of there we headed back to my hotel bar where GM wanted me to write him up so basketball plays.

So I'm drawing out inbounds plays on a napkin but our conversation is going nowhere because GM can't understand who is dribbling the ball up court. I keep telling him nobody because it's an inbounds play from under the hoop but his reply was always the same "yeah I know that but who is dribbling the ball up court?" :rolleyes: I gave up and told him just to let them play.

With a pen and paper in front of us now, GM suggested we do a MH3 draft. He took Jzilla first and gave me second and two. I took Shuke and Melly and that seemd to completely f$%^ GM up. He took RR next and when I told him that RR wasn't there he said this was bull#### and that I was taking advantage of him so let's end the draft :lmao:

There was discussion about bringing me in as a special guest coach for his basketball team :lmao: which somehow led to me telling GM that he needed to bribe the kids to encourage them to all try and score in one game, gb this leading to him having to wear a suit while coaching.
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.mellow.
 
CGRdrJoe said:
gonna skip the strip club until I have more time to work on but after running out of there we headed back to my hotel bar where GM wanted me to write him up so basketball plays. So I'm drawing out inbounds plays on a napkin but our conversation is going nowhere because GM can't understand who is dribbling the ball up court. I keep telling him nobody because it's an inbounds play from under the hoop but his reply was always the same "yeah I know that but who is dribbling the ball up court?" :) I gave up and told him just to let them play. With a pen and paper in front of us now, GM suggested we do a MH3 draft. He took Jzilla first and gave me second and two. I took Shuke and Melly and that seemd to completely f$%^ GM up. He took RR next and when I told him that RR wasn't there he said this was bull#### and that I was taking advantage of him so let's end the draft :) There was discussion about bringing me in as a special guest coach for his basketball team :lmao: which somehow led to me telling GM that he needed to bribe the kids to encourage them to all try and score in one game, gb this leading to him having to wear a suit while coaching.
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My adoration of GM knows no bounds.
 
CGRdrJoe said:
gonna skip the strip club until I have more time to work on but after running out of there we headed back to my hotel bar where GM wanted me to write him up so basketball plays. So I'm drawing out inbounds plays on a napkin but our conversation is going nowhere because GM can't understand who is dribbling the ball up court. I keep telling him nobody because it's an inbounds play from under the hoop but his reply was always the same "yeah I know that but who is dribbling the ball up court?" :moneybag: I gave up and told him just to let them play. With a pen and paper in front of us now, GM suggested we do a MH3 draft. He took Jzilla first and gave me second and two. I took Shuke and Melly and that seemd to completely f$%^ GM up. He took RR next and when I told him that RR wasn't there he said this was bull#### and that I was taking advantage of him so let's end the draft :lmao: There was discussion about bringing me in as a special guest coach for his basketball team :lmao: which somehow led to me telling GM that he needed to bribe the kids to encourage them to all try and score in one game, gb this leading to him having to wear a suit while coaching.
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:lmao: :lmao: That was fun, man. Mex is good people. I forgot about the draft....well, that's not entirely accurate. I don't remember quite a bit, but saying I forgot sounds like I have less of a problem. :rolleyes:
 
General Malaise said:
CGRdrJoe said:
gonna skip the strip club until I have more time to work on but after running out of there we headed back to my hotel bar where GM wanted me to write him up so basketball plays. So I'm drawing out inbounds plays on a napkin but our conversation is going nowhere because GM can't understand who is dribbling the ball up court. I keep telling him nobody because it's an inbounds play from under the hoop but his reply was always the same "yeah I know that but who is dribbling the ball up court?" :lmao: I gave up and told him just to let them play. With a pen and paper in front of us now, GM suggested we do a MH3 draft. He took Jzilla first and gave me second and two. I took Shuke and Melly and that seemd to completely f$%^ GM up. He took RR next and when I told him that RR wasn't there he said this was bull#### and that I was taking advantage of him so let's end the draft :wub: There was discussion about bringing me in as a special guest coach for his basketball team :lmao: which somehow led to me telling GM that he needed to bribe the kids to encourage them to all try and score in one game, gb this leading to him having to wear a suit while coaching.
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:lmao: :lmao: That was fun, man. Mex is good people. I forgot about the draft....well, that's not entirely accurate. I don't remember quite a bit, but saying I forgot sounds like I have less of a problem. :blush:
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assuming this was a non sports related draft..... :goodposting:
 
RudiStein said:
Dr. Watson said:
RudiStein said:
Dr. Watson said:
I'm SOOOOO ready for wrestling season to be over....
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You get ringworm again?
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No, but the younger one got impetigo if that's any consolation.
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Somehow we made it through my son's entire youth wrestling career without any skin diseases. Got lucky I guess.
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Got a 7th grader and a 2nd grader...so I coach both middle school and biddy. Practice till 6:30 5 nights a week and till 7:30 2 nights. Middle school tournaments on Saturdays, biddy on Sundays...so, yea I'm ready for it to be over.
 
It's one thing to get pervy PMs from SLB#1... at this point, I'm used to it. But even the cards he sends on behalf of his company (I'm a customer) are pervy. :lmao:

 
Dr. Watson said:
RudiStein said:
Dr. Watson said:
RudiStein said:
Dr. Watson said:
I'm SOOOOO ready for wrestling season to be over....
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You get ringworm again?
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No, but the younger one got impetigo if that's any consolation.
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Somehow we made it through my son's entire youth wrestling career without any skin diseases. Got lucky I guess.
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Got a 7th grader and a 2nd grader...so I coach both middle school and biddy. Practice till 6:30 5 nights a week and till 7:30 2 nights. Middle school tournaments on Saturdays, biddy on Sundays...so, yea I'm ready for it to be over.
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Oof. I don't miss those days. Good luck.
 
Dr. Watson said:
RudiStein said:
Dr. Watson said:
RudiStein said:
Dr. Watson said:
I'm SOOOOO ready for wrestling season to be over....
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You get ringworm again?
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No, but the younger one got impetigo if that's any consolation.
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Somehow we made it through my son's entire youth wrestling career without any skin diseases. Got lucky I guess.
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Got a 7th grader and a 2nd grader...so I coach both middle school and biddy. Practice till 6:30 5 nights a week and till 7:30 2 nights. Middle school tournaments on Saturdays, biddy on Sundays...so, yea I'm ready for it to be over.
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Have they ever hypnotized their opponents and made them dance?
 
'Good said:
Dr. Watson said:
Got a 7th grader and a 2nd grader...so I coach both middle school and biddy. Practice till 6:30 5 nights a week and till 7:30 2 nights. Middle school tournaments on Saturdays, biddy on Sundays...so, yea I'm ready for it to be over.
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Have they ever hypnotized their opponents and made them dance?
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No, but I haven't washed either's kneepads all year and the funk off them pretty much makes their opponents seizure.
 
Frostillicus said:
Mr.Pack said:
Frostillicus said:
Frostillicus said:
Frostillicus said:
Also I figured out a system for betting college hoops totals. It's 39-26 the last four days. Pretty sure I'm going to be filthy rich soon.Going to eat meat every day.
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Mich State/Wisconsin UNDER 124
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Keep in mind, I didn't say the system was perfect.
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I thought it was the right side as well.Take Wisconsin off your enemies list and maybe the karma would be better. ;)
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NEVER.System went 1-2 today. First bad day (out of 5). Looking for a nice bounceback on Monday.
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What, did you get your ### kicked in Wisconsin or something?
 
CGRdrJoe said:
gonna skip the strip club until I have more time to work on but after running out of there we headed back to my hotel bar where GM wanted me to write him up so basketball plays. So I'm drawing out inbounds plays on a napkin but our conversation is going nowhere because GM can't understand who is dribbling the ball up court. I keep telling him nobody because it's an inbounds play from under the hoop but his reply was always the same "yeah I know that but who is dribbling the ball up court?" :confused: I gave up and told him just to let them play. With a pen and paper in front of us now, GM suggested we do a MH3 draft. He took Jzilla first and gave me second and two. I took Shuke and Melly and that seemd to completely f$%^ GM up. He took RR next and when I told him that RR wasn't there he said this was bull#### and that I was taking advantage of him so let's end the draft :lmao: There was discussion about bringing me in as a special guest coach for his basketball team :lmao: which somehow led to me telling GM that he needed to bribe the kids to encourage them to all try and score in one game, gb this leading to him having to wear a suit while coaching.
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:lmao:
 
I just remembered that someone divulged that GM's couch growing up was a church pew, this was the couch he would bring girls back to do stuff on. Explains alot IMO

 
'Good said:
Can someone who follows the NFL closely tell me what the chances are of a lockout next year? Chances of missing half a season, or an entire season? TIA.
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I don't know if these things can really be predicted with any degree of accuracy. Most people didn't think there was a chance the NHL would lose an entire season but it happened.There's a lot more money involved with the NFL so they'd be pretty stupid to jeopardize that by alienating the fan base. But, because there's so much money involved, maybe each side will dig in more than usual.I think the players are not quite as united as the owners are though so I think they'll probably cave at some point. I think the chances of missing half the season are 25% and missing the entire season are like 5%.
 
Portland is known for 4 things IMO rain, food, strippers and tattoos. I've experienced the first three, about to experience the fourth right now :banned:

 
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