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[Notorious T.R.E.]

8: +$6.75

FROSTY NEEDS A NEW SNOW SHOVEL

 

[Frostillicus]

Point = 9

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Watching 2009 Glastonbury Festival on "PLDHD", do they have this every year? I think I need to go to there.

Coldplay and Beyonce headlining this year!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Is tomorrow 'Bank Day'?

One of many. We're celebrating Lincoln's black offspring tomorrow.

oh, Sammy Lincoln?

History International had a show about him. Heard he was a dickmitten

 

[Frostillicus]

7 out. That ####in gwent well

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Watching 2009 Glastonbury Festival on "PLDHD", do they have this every year? I think I need to go to there.

Coldplay and Beyonce headlining this year!

WOOF

 

[kevzilla]

The teenagers wanted to hit El Cheapo Pizza Buffet (not its real name) on Saturday. Been suffering explosive decompression of the aft bulkhead ever since. Seriously, by tomorrow I'll need Pedialyte. Or Ringer's lactate solution, on an IV pole in the emergency room.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Timeout for a mai bock and bourbon.

:timeoutsign:

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

The non-alcoholics are going to have to read through 4 pages of drunken crap tomorrow

 

[Frostillicus]

Also used to work for Trojan. Ask Mr. Phoenix. He knows.

 

[charvik]

Is tomorrow 'Bank Day'?

One of many. We're celebrating Lincoln's black offspring tomorrow.

oh, Sammy Lincoln?

History International had a show about him. Heard he was a dickmitten

Great show! It's amazing how few people know about his reign as the first black ruler of America and what he accomplished.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Timeout for a mai bock and bourbon.:timeoutsign:

It's a commercial. You're golden.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Is tomorrow 'Bank Day'?

One of many. We're celebrating Lincoln's black offspring tomorrow.

oh, Sammy Lincoln?

History International had a show about him. Heard he was a dickmitten

Great show! It's amazing how few people know about his reign as the first black ruler of America and what he accomplished.

Pretty much shaped the government we have today. I learned a lot.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Well, giving up on Die Hard, this commercial break is too long... I did watch the Tourist earlier... that's a humongous pile of steaming dog poop.oohhh... back on... ok Die Hard, one more segment.

Ricky Gervais' taking the piss out of The Tourist at the Golden Globes was awesome

 

[Frostillicus]

Charlie Sheen was the first choice to play Billy Hoyle.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Well, giving up on Die Hard, this commercial break is too long... I did watch the Tourist earlier... that's a humongous pile of steaming dog poop.oohhh... back on... ok Die Hard, one more segment.

Ricky Gervais' taking the piss out of The Tourist at the Golden Globes was awesome

It may have been mentioned here....perhaps even this thread...but Ricky Gervais should rename his show "The Karl Pilkington Show"

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

The teenagers wanted to hit El Cheapo Pizza Buffet (not its real name) on Saturday. Been suffering explosive decompression of the aft bulkhead ever since. Seriously, by tomorrow I'll need Pedialyte. Or Ringer's lactate solution, on an IV pole in the emergency room.

Start the pedialyte now. This is the real jesus juice.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

JFC.I actually got in to a quasi-fight at the bar last night. The whole thing was totally random and surreal.The wife and I went out to dinner and then to a bar that is less than half a mile from our house. We like going there every now and then because we can walk home if we can't drive. My friend Chris met us there for drinks and darts. About 11PM the place started getting packed. The 3 of us were sitting at a high table when this woman asked if we were using the 4th chair. We told her she could sit with us and the dude she was with stood next to the table.Now this couple was probably about 45 and little over-dressed for the place. The guy was wearing a suit and tie which was strange for a Saturday night at this place. Anyway nothing seemed out of the ordinary but I could tell the guy was pretty drunk. He was also Scottish. So I'll call him Willie. We were all actually having a good time. My wife and the Scottish dude's girlfriend were talking and joking. Me and Chris were talking to the dude or at least trying to.He was one of those drunks that couldn't focus on anything for longer than 5 seconds. Chris asked him "How long have you lived in the U.S.?" The Willie's reply was something like "I came here in 19...Damn, it's going to take a long time to get a drink with this crowd." He also kept asking for random high-fives and fist-bumps. But overall he was being friendly enough despite not making much sense. The next thing I know Willie's moved around to the side of the table next to Chris and he's standing over him like he's trying to intimidate Chris. Chris hadn't said a word to the guy and just laughed it off. Then Willie moves over between my wife and his chick. I don't recall exactly was he said to his girl but it was something pretty perverted like "show everyone how you don't have a gag reflex". His chick told him to go back to his side of the table.But he stayed there and then asked my wife for a high-five. My wife was getting tired of his antics and said "No. Just go back over there. Then he actually tried to grab my wife's arm and make her high-five him That's when I stood up and said "Whoa, time for you to back up...seriously." So now he moves over to get in my face. I stood my ground and told him "Get the F away, dude." So then he steps up to get right up to me so I grabbed the lapels of his suit jacket and started to push him back. Then the crazy SOB head-butts me. Or at least he tried to. I kind of saw it coming and I pulled my head back. His forehead just popped my upper lip. It wasn't to strong of a blow but it did give me a slight fat lip. So now I'm ready to beat the everloving crap out of this guy. But by this time everyone around us saw what had happened. Some guy that we had been playing darts with moved in to pull me off. He had ahold of my right arm so I went to punch Willie with my left. I had no leverage and was still being pulled back so it didn't land very hard. Just a quick pop to the nose. After that there were probably 10 guys that jumped in to pull us apart. Fortunately everyone nearby saw that this dude had started it and he was 86ed. Now here's the kicker. Willie's chick stayed in the bar...at out table. She starts telling my wife that he gets like that. One minute he's the life of the party and the next he's starting fights. She also said "he's a soccer player so all he knows how to do is head-butt". Bizarre. I was pretty hammered but I do remember yelling at the guy as he was being pulled out "You cheap-shotting MFer! I'll end you!"

Lone Oak?

 

[charvik]

Charlie Sheen was the first choice to play Billy Hoyle.

for real?jeebus...

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

The non-alcoholics are going to have to read through 4 pages of drunken crap tomorrow

YES

 

[charvik]

Well, giving up on Die Hard, this commercial break is too long... I did watch the Tourist earlier... that's a humongous pile of steaming dog poop.

oohhh... back on... ok Die Hard, one more segment.

Ricky Gervais' taking the piss out of The Tourist at the Golden Globes was awesome

It may have been mentioned here....perhaps even this thread...but Ricky Gervais should rename his show "The Karl Pilkington Show"

big fan

 

[Tremendous Upside]

What's the mileage radius for being allowed to include "And all the way from..." in an introduction. Band at the bar tonight had a singer "All the way from Boston." If you can take the Acela there, that hardly seems far enough to warrant that. She took a 2 hour train ride!!!!!

 

[kevzilla]

The non-alcoholics are going to have to read through 4 pages of drunken crap tomorrow

I just hope this thread is here tomorrow, when I'm sober and I can keep up.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Also used to work for Trojan. Ask Mr. Phoenix. He knows.

Yeah, you sent him condoms that he'll never, ever use.

 

[Frostillicus]

Here's my day tomorrow:

5:30: wake up and feed the stupid baby

7:30: wife leaves for work

8:00: 3-year old gets up. Make toast. Watch Mickey.

8:30: baby wakes up. make bottle. watch Mickey.

9:00: Grandparents show up. I'm free to do whatever.

I think I'll just sleep from 9-noon or so, get Zantigo for everyone, and go back to bed. Maybe hit the Y for some hoops. How awesome does that sound?

 

[kevzilla]

The teenagers wanted to hit El Cheapo Pizza Buffet (not its real name) on Saturday. Been suffering explosive decompression of the aft bulkhead ever since. Seriously, by tomorrow I'll need Pedialyte. Or Ringer's lactate solution, on an IV pole in the emergency room.

Start the pedialyte now. This is the real jesus juice.

I'd have to leave the house, no way. I'm drunk, my shoes are off, and my pants are in close pursuit.

 

[Frostillicus]

Also used to work for Trojan. Ask Mr. Phoenix. He knows.

Yeah, you sent him condoms that he'll never, ever use.

It's been what, like a year and a half? He has to have used at least one of them. At the very least I know he used the Spinbrush.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Timeout for a mai bock and bourbon.:timeoutsign:

It's a commercial. You're golden.

It was meant to be.F'n Argyle...just partying.

 

[Frostillicus]

Also used to work for Trojan. Ask Mr. Phoenix. He knows.

Yeah, you sent him condoms that he'll never, ever use.

Semi-releated: do you have a Blu-ray player?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

The teenagers wanted to hit El Cheapo Pizza Buffet (not its real name) on Saturday. Been suffering explosive decompression of the aft bulkhead ever since. Seriously, by tomorrow I'll need Pedialyte. Or Ringer's lactate solution, on an IV pole in the emergency room.

Start the pedialyte now. This is the real jesus juice.

I'd have to leave the house, no way. I'm drunk, my shoes are off, and my pants are in close pursuit.

YOU'RE WEARING PANTS!!! WTF ARE YOU, A PURITAN????

 

[Frostillicus]

shouldn't there be some kind of chat for this?

 

[charvik]

Here's my day tomorrow: 5:30: wake up and feed the stupid baby7:30: wife leaves for work8:00: 3-year old gets up. Make toast. Watch Mickey.8:30: baby wakes up. make bottle. watch Mickey.9:00: Grandparents show up. I'm free to do whatever.I think I'll just sleep from 9-noon or so, get Zantigo for everyone, and go back to bed. Maybe hit the Y for some hoops. How awesome does that sound?

4:30 am Wake up, leave for work 5:00 am Conference call with India while in car 6:00 am Get to work, Conf Call 2 6:30 am Conf Call 3 7:00 am Work 8:00 am Chat all day while

 

[Tremendous Upside]

You're working tomorrow, Charv?

That sucks

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

The non-alcoholics are going to have to read through 4 pages of drunken crap tomorrow

I just hope this thread is here tomorrow, when I'm sober and I can keep up.

I don't think there's anything ban-hammer worthy...except for maybe TRE's sperm post Even Joe realizes that Pastor Jim isn't going to page 400 of GMsTAN, right? Right?See you guys in a year

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Here's my day tomorrow: 5:30: wake up and feed the stupid baby7:30: wife leaves for work8:00: 3-year old gets up. Make toast. Watch Mickey.8:30: baby wakes up. make bottle. watch Mickey.9:00: Grandparents show up. I'm free to do whatever.I think I'll just sleep from 9-noon or so, get Zantigo for everyone, and go back to bed. Maybe hit the Y for some hoops. How awesome does that sound?

No shoveling?I have:7:00 Tank gets up7:30 Take the Tank to sitter8:00 Head over to GF's parent's house...shovel their walk.9:00 Take a shower10:00 PROFIT

 

[charvik]

You're working tomorrow, Charv?That sucks

I think tomorrow is Monday, right?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Also used to work for Trojan. Ask Mr. Phoenix. He knows.

Yeah, you sent him condoms that he'll never, ever use.

Semi-releated: do you have a Blu-ray player?

I have 2. :flex:

 

[Limp Ditka]

See you guys in a year

 

[Tremendous Upside]

You're working tomorrow, Charv?That sucks

I think tomorrow is Monday, right?

PRESIDENTS DAY!!!!!!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

shouldn't there be some kind of chat for this?

aol - strykerpks

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

shouldn't there be some kind of chat for this?

This is a good point. Should we chat this?

 

[charvik]

You're working tomorrow, Charv?That sucks

I think tomorrow is Monday, right?

PRESIDENTS DAY!!!!!!

Well, unfortunately not the President of France, or India...

 

[Frostillicus]

Here's my day tomorrow: 5:30: wake up and feed the stupid baby7:30: wife leaves for work8:00: 3-year old gets up. Make toast. Watch Mickey.8:30: baby wakes up. make bottle. watch Mickey.9:00: Grandparents show up. I'm free to do whatever.I think I'll just sleep from 9-noon or so, get Zantigo for everyone, and go back to bed. Maybe hit the Y for some hoops. How awesome does that sound?

No shoveling?I have:7:00 Tank gets up7:30 Take the Tank to sitter8:00 Head over to GF's parent's house...shovel their walk.9:00 Take a shower10:00 PROFIT

snowblowed tonight, but you're probably right I'll have to bust that #### out again tomorrow.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

shouldn't there be some kind of chat for this?

This is a good point. Should we chat this?

I think it's better that sober GM and sober Early etc have to read all of this

 

[charvik]

shouldn't there be some kind of chat for this?

This is a good point. Should we chat this?

I thought this was it?

 

[Frostillicus]

Also used to work for Trojan. Ask Mr. Phoenix. He knows.

Yeah, you sent him condoms that he'll never, ever use.

Semi-releated: do you have a Blu-ray player?

I have 2. :flex:

PM me your address. I got somethin for ya.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Also used to work for Trojan. Ask Mr. Phoenix. He knows.

Yeah, you sent him condoms that he'll never, ever use.

Semi-releated: do you have a Blu-ray player?

I have 2. :flex:

PM me your address. I got somethin for ya.

Gopher football highlights for 2010? Pretty sure you can put 37 seconds on youtube

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Also used to work for Trojan. Ask Mr. Phoenix. He knows.

Yeah, you sent him condoms that he'll never, ever use.

Semi-releated: do you have a Blu-ray player?

I have 2. :flex:

PM me your address. I got somethin for ya.

PM: 2178 Tower Ct. Woodbury, MN 55125

 

[Frostillicus]

Also used to work for Trojan. Ask Mr. Phoenix. He knows.

Yeah, you sent him condoms that he'll never, ever use.

Semi-releated: do you have a Blu-ray player?

I have 2. :flex:

PM me your address. I got somethin for ya.

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

Here's my day tomorrow: 5:30: wake up and feed the stupid baby7:30: wife leaves for work8:00: 3-year old gets up. Make toast. Watch Mickey.8:30: baby wakes up. make bottle. watch Mickey.9:00: Grandparents show up. I'm free to do whatever.I think I'll just sleep from 9-noon or so, get Zantigo for everyone, and go back to bed. Maybe hit the Y for some hoops. How awesome does that sound?

On an awesomeness scale of Miles Tarver Midrange Jumper to Bobby Jackson Crossover, I'd give it a Sam Jacobsen Fastbreak Finisher. I don't know what numbers would be assigned to any of those. You mentioned Zantigo, so all I can think about is nature's most perfect food, the Chilito.