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Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Must suck when every year your kids ask Santa Claus for a new dad.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
That's why I always wore my t-shirt/ninja mask.
Sounds like a good gig. Get hired...have some kid find out you were in porn. Step down and receive paid administrative leave for the rest of the year. Move and repeat.
kevzilla
Footballguy
I would suggest she run for Congress, but she's probably overqualified.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Given her specialty, I think she would be perfect.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
NorvilleBarnes
Footballguy
It could improve attendance.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Every year my company donates to Easter Seals and as an incentive to get companies to donate, the Easter Seals puts on a charity volleyball tournament for the employees of the companies that donate. I don't own a Cat Shirt (yet) but, a few years ago my spiritual (and crazy) ex mother-in-law bought me a Dragon Shirt. I never wore it, but a couple years ago I wore it to this volleyball tourney as a goof. My co-workers get a kick out of it and during the tourney I make random Dragon noises and pretend that I can fly. I'm pretty sure the people on the other team think I'm autistic. Pic of Dragon-Shirt coolness
Tonight while attempting to spike the ball at the same time as a guy on the other team, I accidentally kicked the other guy in his nuts. He landed on his feet and then immediately dropped to his knees and let out a strange howl-like noise. I apologize profusely and he nodded and said it was ok. He then sat down and didn't play again all night. One of my teammates whispered to me "that's what he gets for messing with the Dragon".
Toward the end of the night, I collided with a teammate while trying to spike the ball and I landed on my back directly under the net. The ball somehow got over the net and the non-athletes on the other managed to bump into each other causing this smoking hot 20-something year old girl to fall and land on me. The way she landed resulted in her straddling my face. One of my teammates yelled out "rhymes with winning!!!"
We got up and she kept apologizing and before I could say something witty and flirtatious, she then said "oh wait till my boyfriend finds out I fell on some guy's face tonight". It's too bad, I figured if she and I hit off and got married we'd have an awesome story about how we met.
Tonight while attempting to spike the ball at the same time as a guy on the other team, I accidentally kicked the other guy in his nuts. He landed on his feet and then immediately dropped to his knees and let out a strange howl-like noise. I apologize profusely and he nodded and said it was ok. He then sat down and didn't play again all night. One of my teammates whispered to me "that's what he gets for messing with the Dragon".
Toward the end of the night, I collided with a teammate while trying to spike the ball and I landed on my back directly under the net. The ball somehow got over the net and the non-athletes on the other managed to bump into each other causing this smoking hot 20-something year old girl to fall and land on me. The way she landed resulted in her straddling my face. One of my teammates yelled out "rhymes with winning!!!"
We got up and she kept apologizing and before I could say something witty and flirtatious, she then said "oh wait till my boyfriend finds out I fell on some guy's face tonight". It's too bad, I figured if she and I hit off and got married we'd have an awesome story about how we met.
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
Put yourself in their shoes. You wake up one morning and find a pile of pictures stuffed into an envelope tossed on your welcome mat. The pictures are of your current house from a few decades prior. Yeah, that wouldn't be creepy at all.My Dad gave me a digital picture frame with a ton of old pictures he painstakingly scanned. Would it be funny to print out pics from 30+ years ago that has a pic of, say my Great Grandmother's house in it, and then anonymously leave it at the current owner of the house? I think it would.
bostonfred
Footballguy
Dr. Watson
the unknown soldier
Cool, thanks.Our policy runs about $2,500 / year but it will depend on what type of business (we have no retail) and your sales volume. It's a pretty easy process to get it quoted though... just some basic questions they'll ask.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Nipples still erect.
El Floppo
Footballguy
thanks nightmare- appreciate your input. I'm worried that with the hype, Graham won't make it to the 2nd round. The thing in my favor currently is that nobody's dropped a TE in their cuts yet- typically teams in our league only carry 2 TEs to maximize the WR and RB spots, so he might/probably sneak through.I think I might just take this to the dark side.
El Floppo
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Score some coke.
-fish-
Footballguy
The day has sucked, as predicted.I went home for lunch and took a nap. Came back to find a person that had tentatively scheduled a meeting but never confirmed it waiting in my office. I have two client meetings this afternoon. And even though I showered this morning, I can still smell strippers.Score some coke.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Exchange I had a few minutes ago with a student. Not only is she a ditz she loves to play the role. She also is constantly interrupting. After having to deal with her 4 or 5 times in 10 minutes I'd had enough.
We're watching a video and there was a scene showing a 21 gun salute at a funeral:
Girl: (totally interrupting the voiceover on the vid) Why do they shoot at funerals?
Me: Drew, (yeah, a girl named Drew) quiet down.
Girl: But I just want to know...
Me: OK, but just wait until after the video.
Girl: All I want to know is why they shoot at funerals?
Me: It's a warning.
Girl: A warning for what?
Me: "You're next".
We're watching a video and there was a scene showing a 21 gun salute at a funeral:
Girl: (totally interrupting the voiceover on the vid) Why do they shoot at funerals?
Me: Drew, (yeah, a girl named Drew) quiet down.
Girl: But I just want to know...
Me: OK, but just wait until after the video.
Girl: All I want to know is why they shoot at funerals?
Me: It's a warning.
Girl: A warning for what?
Me: "You're next".
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
:jealous:
lolI have some friends with a little girl named Drew. I blame that pudgy, stink faced, Barrymore broad. This little girl is a real cutie though.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
pics?[/homer]
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Doh, I never even thought of Drew Barrymore.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I think if I were a teacher, it would be tough to resist the temptation to have lmgtfy.com projected in the classroom at all times.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
That is the only way I could teach. I would also demand a case of Budweiser, on ice, next to my desk every morning.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Of course, it would be much tougher to resist the temptation to wrap my hands around some scrawny little necks and squeeze until that little smart###' face was more purple than my knuckles.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I would also insist on in classroom cages and shock collars.
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
Would it have been so hard to say "That's a great question and I'll answer it as soon as this video is done." instead of "Drew, quiet down."?
Shtaym Syek
Footballguy
Because it's a stupid question?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
They're shooting at vampires who are trying to drink the blood out of the dead body.
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Because she's a girl.
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Because she's 14 freaking years old and knows better than to ask random questions, without raising her hand, during the middle of something. ****.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
You are performing a great service. I'm pretty sic of Mrs. SLB always asking now what are you doing? Just wait until I'm finished already.
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
Yeah, how dare the kids you're teaching be curious and want to learn something! I know from your other posts it's unlikely you're a lousy teacher, but you really could have handled her question better. Sorry bub.And how is it a random question? They showed it during a scene you had them watch. You should be happy your kids were paying attention and had questions about what you were having them watch.
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RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
You're right. I don't know all the details. I only know what you wrote. I've no doubt she's annoying and you were stressed out. But from you wrote, you could - and should - have handled things better.
Thread Killer
Footballguy
What's the deal with McDonald's funky McFlurry spoon? It's got a square handle and an elongated scoopy part. 
Nevermind, I found that the spoon is attached to the mixer machine used to mix the icecream and toppings, then detached for eating.
Nevermind, I found that the spoon is attached to the mixer machine used to mix the icecream and toppings, then detached for eating.
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bostonfred
Footballguy
NobodyLikesDrew
YSR
Footballguy
A couple of nights ago, I got really, really intoxicated and best as I can recall: I texted Thorn and made him get on AIM because I clearly had lost the dexterity to do any texting via my iPhone; I then just decided to call him; and I browbeated him into giving me strykerpks phone number (this took several iterations, as I have the photographic evidence to show); I called strykerpks, somehow merged the two calls (not sure I can do this sober on my phone) and then I said 'hello' to an old college friend, Mr. Blackout.
I've spent two days recuperating. I'm now in my absolution phase, so apologies to both if I crossed the line between funny and obnoxious.
I've spent two days recuperating. I'm now in my absolution phase, so apologies to both if I crossed the line between funny and obnoxious.
Too bad you typed out what you should have saidEvery year my company donates to Easter Seals and as an incentive to get companies to donate, the Easter Seals puts on a charity volleyball tournament for the employees of the companies that donate. I don't own a Cat Shirt (yet) but, a few years ago my spiritual (and crazy) ex mother-in-law bought me a Dragon Shirt. I never wore it, but a couple years ago I wore it to this volleyball tourney as a goof. My co-workers get a kick out of it and during the tourney I make random Dragon noises and pretend that I can fly. I'm pretty sure the people on the other team think I'm autistic. Pic of Dragon-Shirt coolness
Tonight while attempting to spike the ball at the same time as a guy on the other team, I accidentally kicked the other guy in his nuts. He landed on his feet and then immediately dropped to his knees and let out a strange howl-like noise. I apologize profusely and he nodded and said it was ok. He then sat down and didn't play again all night. One of my teammates whispered to me "that's what he gets for messing with the Dragon".
Toward the end of the night, I collided with a teammate while trying to spike the ball and I landed on my back directly under the net. The ball somehow got over the net and the non-athletes on the other managed to bump into each other causing this smoking hot 20-something year old girl to fall and land on me. The way she landed resulted in her straddling my face. One of my teammates yelled out "rhymes with winning!!!"
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I love funny and obnoxious. 
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Just got back from Red Riding Hood. The wife and I both loved it. It was beautifully shot and Amanda Seyfried is gorgeous and I dug the whole Red Riding Hood thing. As far as if other people would like it, answer these three questions:
1. Can you accept it's a movie based on a fairy tale and there will be places where they stretched a bit to fit the "legend" into this movie.
2. Did the trailer and/or the idea of a dark, Tim Burton-ish adaptation of a fairy tale peak your interest?
3. Did you like/love Sleepy Hollow?
If you answered yes to any or all of those you'd probably like this. If you're a spazzy snobby dork who takes movies way too seriously, you'd probably hate it.
Also Amanda Seyfried is gorgeous.
1. Can you accept it's a movie based on a fairy tale and there will be places where they stretched a bit to fit the "legend" into this movie.
2. Did the trailer and/or the idea of a dark, Tim Burton-ish adaptation of a fairy tale peak your interest?
3. Did you like/love Sleepy Hollow?
If you answered yes to any or all of those you'd probably like this. If you're a spazzy snobby dork who takes movies way too seriously, you'd probably hate it.
Also Amanda Seyfried is gorgeous.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
'St. Louis Bob said:I love funny and obnoxious.
No worries at all GB YSR. No lines were crossed. I welcome drunken correspondence, and I was half in the bag myself. Similar threads
