GM's thread about nothing (46 Viewers)

[Shtaym Syek]

When a back pat from a male stranger who is admiring your baby turns into a back rub (about a second long)...that's when it crosses into being weird, right?

Is he still rubbing your back? Did it move?

No on both counts.My wife wasn't there, but I don't look like a 'mo. I dress terribly. AND I HAVE A BABY AND A WEDDING RING.

I got out of there pretty quickly.

at the Superman cover.

Is this what the kids are calling it these days?

 

[mr. furley]

When a back pat from a male stranger who is admiring your baby turns into a back rub (about a second long)...that's when it crosses into being weird, right?

Is he still rubbing your back? Did it move?

No on both counts.My wife wasn't there, but I don't look like a 'mo. I dress terribly. AND I HAVE A BABY AND A WEDDING RING.I got out of there pretty quickly.

there was once a great, related thread on this very topic:cracksknuckles: :sigh:

 

[Frostillicus]

Whoa. The guy who played Kyle in Above the Rim? Also played Willie (of Willie and Flight) from White Men Can't Jump.

:headexplode:

 

[Frostillicus]

Related to the above: I love crappy basketball movies.

 

[RudiStein]

Related to the above: I love crappy basketball movies.

Fish that Saved Pittsburgh?

 

[YSR]

When a back pat from a male stranger who is admiring your baby turns into a back rub (about a second long)...that's when it crosses into being weird, right?

Is he still rubbing your back? Did it move?

No on both counts.My wife wasn't there, but I don't look like a 'mo. I dress terribly. AND I HAVE A BABY AND A WEDDING RING.I got out of there pretty quickly. at the Superman cover.

AND A UNIBROW!:nomanscaping:

 

[Good Posting Judge]

When a back pat from a male stranger who is admiring your baby turns into a back rub (about a second long)...that's when it crosses into being weird, right?

Is he still rubbing your back? Did it move?

No on both counts.My wife wasn't there, but I don't look like a 'mo. I dress terribly. AND I HAVE A BABY AND A WEDDING RING.I got out of there pretty quickly. at the Superman cover.

AND A UNIBROW!:nomanscaping:

You son of a #####.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

GM> drinks Friday or Saturday night?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I leave for my 5 day long bachelor party on Wednesday. The old lady was hammering me pretty hard on Sunday about what we would be doing etc etc. I told her simply, "Drinking heavily, gambling on sports and probably looking at a boob or two"

Finally she just gave up and said, ok 3 rules.

1. No jail

2. No hospital

3. No women inside the house

2 our of 3 aint bad

 

[YSR]

I have a weak left ankle, from old sports injuries. During the winter months, my typical garb is jeans, cute top, and Dansko clogs.

I was at our Savannah office today and my ankle rolled on the steps outside. I busted ###. Strangely, my ankle is fine but my other shin took the brunt. Can you break a shin? Ugh.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I have a weak left ankle, from old sports injuries. During the winter months, my typical garb is jeans, cute top, and Dansko clogs. I was at our Savannah office today and my ankle rolled on the steps outside. I busted ###. Strangely, my ankle is fine but my other shin took the brunt. Can you break a shin? Ugh.

Too bad you don't have a gigantic fictional unibrow protruding out of your head to break your fall.JUST SAYING.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

I have a weak left ankle, from old sports injuries. During the winter months, my typical garb is jeans, cute top, and Dansko clogs.

I was at our Savannah office today and my ankle rolled on the steps outside. I busted ###. Strangely, my ankle is fine but my other shin took the brunt. Can you break a shin? Ugh.

I love how these were necessary details to the story you just told.

 

[Ignoramus]

I have a weak left ankle, from old sports injuries. During the winter months, my typical garb is jeans, cute top, and Dansko clogs. I was at our Savannah office today and my ankle rolled on the steps outside. I busted ###. Strangely, my ankle is fine but my other shin took the brunt. Can you break a shin? Ugh.

You think you broke your shin farting? Don't strain so hard next time.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I have a weak left ankle, from old sports injuries. During the winter months, my typical garb is jeans, cute top, and Dansko clogs.

I was at our Savannah office today and my ankle rolled on the steps outside. I busted ###. Strangely, my ankle is fine but my other shin took the brunt. Can you break a shin? Ugh.

I love how these were necessary details to the story you just told.

Essential info IMO.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

I decided to use this disaster in Japan as a teaching/learning situation for Cal last night. What say you?

Depends what lesson you're teaching him. If religion is involved, can't be good.

See Cal, if you don't eat all of your dinner God will kill us all.He goes to a Catholic school because the public schools in this area are worse than the suck. We are going to be listing our house soon so we can move into a better district for next year.

No, I used it to try and show him how good he has it, what is really important in life and how he should appreciate the loved ones around him because life is so fragile.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

I leave for my 5 day long bachelor party on Wednesday. The old lady was hammering me pretty hard on Sunday about what we would be doing etc etc. I told her simply, "Drinking heavily, gambling on sports and probably looking at a boob or two"Finally she just gave up and said, ok 3 rules.1. No jail2. No hospital3. No women inside the house2 our of 3 aint bad

Let me guess - hospital?

 

[RudiStein]

at all the "cute top" farting posts

 

[mr. furley]

without the little details the story just doesn't ring true

 

[YSR]

I have a weak left ankle, from old sports injuries. During the winter months, my typical garb is jeans, cute top, and Dansko clogs.

I was at our Savannah office today and my ankle rolled on the steps outside. I busted ###. Strangely, my ankle is fine but my other shin took the brunt. Can you break a shin? Ugh.

I love how these were necessary details to the story you just told.

Guess I was trying to seem girlier than I actually am?Update: I called SLB 2x, first to (presumably) explain my leg trauma and ask that he reply in my name to Keys above; and secondly to relay that my 1/2 case of Diet Cokes had been stolen from my car. Thanks for the entertainment, Cat Shirt.

My right shin is swollen to 2x its normal size at this point, but I can walk on it, so I think it's just bruised.

 

[bentley]

I'm pretty sure I just bought a bus. Getting hammered while tailgating/camping just got a lot more stylish.

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[kevzilla]

Outstanding, Bentley. I hope you (we) are rewarded with football worth tailgating for.

 

[YSR]

I'm pretty sure I just bought a bus. Getting hammered while tailgating/camping just got a lot more stylish.

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Awesome. I hope you really bought this.

 

[bentley]

Outstanding, Bentley. I hope you (we) are rewarded with football worth tailgating for.

I just let my season tickets go, so I'll be able to completely dedicate my football Saturdays to getting ####faced. I won't have that awful 3.5 hours of nondrinking in the middle of the day any more.

 

[bentley]

Awesome. I hope you really bought this.

Yup. Reached an agreement in principle tonight. We agreed to less than what they originally asked for, so there's a chance that they could sell it out from under me before I make it there with the cash this weekend, but I think that's pretty unlikely. List of features.Onan 4000 series generator, 30 amp, 120 voltNew front and rear tiresNew Batteries - Cranks right up every time!New ratio change differential for faster road speedRear and Side doors are operational, opening up to the storage compartment under the bed14 foot AwningLuggage RackAC/HeatTwin V Detroit Diesel engine, 8.2 liter, naturally aspiratedMileage 199Kwhite paint job with flamesFull size futon couchFull size bed with lots of storage room underneathRoll up/down window shadesNew refrigeratorMicrowaveCoffee PotPortable ToiletTrash CanFlourescent lights throughout cabRadio and speakers (with CD player)Kitchen counter tops lifts up for storage in addition toKitchen cabinetsBright Red Captain's chair with seat belt for passengers

 

[Frostillicus]

I think this Crown Royal has a lot of booze in it.

 

[Hipple Long Ware & Peete]

Awesome. I hope you really bought this.

Yup. Reached an agreement in principle tonight. We agreed to less than what they originally asked for, so there's a chance that they could sell it out from under me before I make it there with the cash this weekend, but I think that's pretty unlikely. List of features.Onan 4000 series generator, 30 amp, 120 voltNew front and rear tiresNew Batteries - Cranks right up every time!New ratio change differential for faster road speedRear and Side doors are operational, opening up to the storage compartment under the bed14 foot AwningLuggage RackAC/HeatTwin V Detroit Diesel engine, 8.2 liter, naturally aspiratedMileage 199Kwhite paint job with flamesFull size futon couchFull size bed with lots of storage room underneathRoll up/down window shadesNew refrigeratorMicrowaveCoffee PotPortable ToiletTrash CanFlourescent lights throughout cabRadio and speakers (with CD player)Kitchen counter tops lifts up for storage in addition toKitchen cabinetsBright Red Captain's chair with seat belt for passengers

all that and no mention of what u paid?the flames are a nice touch though...

 

[KGB]

Awesome. I hope you really bought this.

Yup. Reached an agreement in principle tonight. We agreed to less than what they originally asked for, so there's a chance that they could sell it out from under me before I make it there with the cash this weekend, but I think that's pretty unlikely. List of features.Onan 4000 series generator, 30 amp, 120 voltNew front and rear tiresNew Batteries - Cranks right up every time!New ratio change differential for faster road speedRear and Side doors are operational, opening up to the storage compartment under the bed14 foot AwningLuggage RackAC/HeatTwin V Detroit Diesel engine, 8.2 liter, naturally aspiratedMileage 199Kwhite paint job with flamesFull size futon couchFull size bed with lots of storage room underneathRoll up/down window shadesNew refrigeratorMicrowaveCoffee PotPortable ToiletTrash CanFlourescent lights throughout cabRadio and speakers (with CD player)Kitchen counter tops lifts up for storage in addition toKitchen cabinetsBright Red Captain's chair with seat belt for passengers

Holy Crap thats awesome :jealous:

 

[Dr. Awesome]

bentley needs to make a country-wide fbg drinking tour.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Stein>how was Charlie Sheen night at the Condors game?

Two of our kids went to the game. Our daughter wore black rimmed glasses that she popped the lenses out of and had me draw a skull and crossbones on it. She also wore her red baseball cap with the Indians logo taped to the front. Our son just wore a fedora.They said they had fun though.

 

[RudiStein]

I'm pretty sure I just bought a bus. Getting hammered while tailgating/camping just got a lot more stylish.

Outside

Inside 1

Inside 2

Awesome.

 

[RudiStein]

the flames are a nice touch though...

It's like Shirley Partridge had a mid-life crisis.

 

[RudiStein]

Oh hey, happy people...check this out, I liked it.

Teh Link.

That rules.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Oh hey, happy people...check this out, I liked it.

Teh Link.

 

[cosjobs]

Awesome. I hope you really bought this.

Yup. Reached an agreement in principle tonight. We agreed to less than what they originally asked for, so there's a chance that they could sell it out from under me before I make it there with the cash this weekend, but I think that's pretty unlikely. List of features.Onan 4000 series generator, 30 amp, 120 voltNew front and rear tiresNew Batteries - Cranks right up every time!New ratio change differential for faster road speedRear and Side doors are operational, opening up to the storage compartment under the bed14 foot AwningLuggage RackAC/HeatTwin V Detroit Diesel engine, 8.2 liter, naturally aspiratedMileage 199Kwhite paint job with flamesFull size futon couchFull size bed with lots of storage room underneathRoll up/down window shadesNew refrigeratorMicrowaveCoffee PotPortable ToiletTrash CanFlourescent lights throughout cabRadio and speakers (with CD player)Kitchen counter tops lifts up for storage in addition toKitchen cabinetsBright Red Captain's chair with seat belt for passengers

I can't wait to borrow this and go to the beach. Is it available April 22-26?

 

[culdeus]

Strange and depressing question for this crew.

Have you all noticed an uptick in suicides around you? Last night a high school friend and good friend of the family decided to end it once and for all. This is the third guy from my HS I know of in the last couple years and by far the one I knew the best. All these guys were known to have a few emotional issues, among other issues growing up. This one last night is really not all that shocking compared to the others really but that doesn't diminish the effect on the people he knew at all. What do you say to the parents which you grew up with?

Is it just that this is hitting around me closer, or is this just part of life now?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Strange and depressing question for this crew.Have you all noticed an uptick in suicides around you? Last night a high school friend and good friend of the family decided to end it once and for all. This is the third guy from my HS I know of in the last couple years and by far the one I knew the best. All these guys were known to have a few emotional issues, among other issues growing up. This one last night is really not all that shocking compared to the others really but that doesn't diminish the effect on the people he knew at all. What do you say to the parents which you grew up with? Is it just that this is hitting around me closer, or is this just part of life now?

Suicides? No. Death. #### yeah.I'm sorry for your loss.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I have a weak left ankle, from old sports injuries. During the winter months, my typical garb is jeans, cute top, and Dansko clogs.

I was at our Savannah office today and my ankle rolled on the steps outside. I busted ###. Strangely, my ankle is fine but my other shin took the brunt. Can you break a shin? Ugh.

I love how these were necessary details to the story you just told.

Guess I was trying to seem girlier than I actually am?Update: I called SLB 2x, first to (presumably) explain my leg trauma and ask that he reply in my name to Keys above; and secondly to relay that my 1/2 case of Diet Cokes had been stolen from my car. Thanks for the entertainment, Cat Shirt.

My right shin is swollen to 2x its normal size at this point, but I can walk on it, so I think it's just bruised.

I'm still confused about that second call.

 

[heckmanm]

Awesome. I hope you really bought this.

Yup. Reached an agreement in principle tonight. We agreed to less than what they originally asked for, so there's a chance that they could sell it out from under me before I make it there with the cash this weekend, but I think that's pretty unlikely. List of features.Onan 4000 series generator, 30 amp, 120 volt

Am I the only one that thinks "Onan 4000" would be a great name for a sexual device of some kind?

 

[YSR]

I have a weak left ankle, from old sports injuries. During the winter months, my typical garb is jeans, cute top, and Dansko clogs.

I was at our Savannah office today and my ankle rolled on the steps outside. I busted ###. Strangely, my ankle is fine but my other shin took the brunt. Can you break a shin? Ugh.

I love how these were necessary details to the story you just told.

Guess I was trying to seem girlier than I actually am?Update: I called SLB 2x, first to (presumably) explain my leg trauma and ask that he reply in my name to Keys above; and secondly to relay that my 1/2 case of Diet Cokes had been stolen from my car. Thanks for the entertainment, Cat Shirt.

My right shin is swollen to 2x its normal size at this point, but I can walk on it, so I think it's just bruised.

I'm still confused about that second call.

As you should be.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

YSR's ankle reminds me...

So, there was a story on the news last night about a dolphin jumping into a boat. The tease was, "See how a dolphin injured this woman".

When they came back, there was a woman sitting there talking about how this dolphin landed on her ankle and it hurt. It wasn't wrapped. Nothing appeared to be broken. It didn't even break the skin.

A ####ing dolphin jumped INTO YOUR BOAT. That's not enough of a story for you? WTF kind of drama queen do you have to be to turn that into a story about how it "injured" your ankle?

"Um, hey, yeah, something fell from the sky and crashed into the earth last night right in front of me. It was crazy. These little green men jumped off, they molested my dog, stole my laptop, and ran into the White House. But you know what the real kicker is? When they crashed into the ground, this little piece of dirt flew into my eye... it REALLY stings.

Can you believe that? Right into my eye!"

 

[bostonfred]

I'm pretty sure I just bought a bus. Getting hammered while tailgating/camping just got a lot more stylish.

Outside

Inside 1

Inside 2

You should see if you can get someone to sponsor you. There was an article on here a while back about how companies would wrap your car in some kind of advertisement and pay you to drive it around. I would think a party bus would stand out even more. You could become a Professional Man of Leisure.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm pretty sure I just bought a bus. Getting hammered while tailgating/camping just got a lot more stylish.

Outside

Inside 1

Inside 2

You should see if you can get someone to sponsor you. There was an article on here a while back about how companies would wrap your car in some kind of advertisement and pay you to drive it around. I would think a party bus would stand out even more. You could become a Professional Man of Leisure.

He wouldn't have to get rid of the flames, would he? 'Cause I have to think that would be a deal breaker.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

YSR's ankle reminds me...So, there was a story on the news last night about a dolphin jumping into a boat. The tease was, "See how a dolphin injured this woman".When they came back, there was a woman sitting there talking about how this dolphin landed on her ankle and it hurt. It wasn't wrapped. Nothing appeared to be broken. It didn't even break the skin.A ####ing dolphin jumped INTO YOUR BOAT. That's not enough of a story for you? WTF kind of drama queen do you have to be to turn that into a story about how it "injured" your ankle?"Um, hey, yeah, something fell from the sky and crashed into the earth last night right in front of me. It was crazy. These little green men jumped off, they molested my dog, stole my laptop, and ran into the White House. But you know what the real kicker is? When they crashed into the ground, this little piece of dirt flew into my eye... it REALLY stings. Can you believe that? Right into my eye!"

 

[shuke]

I'm pretty sure I just bought a bus. Getting hammered while tailgating/camping just got a lot more stylish.

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F'ing sweet.

 

[Tiger Fan]

461 pages with all the powerhouses posting. So this has basically replaced the FFA? All-stars retreated here to the underground to let Timsochet et al. run amok?

welcome

 

[Shtaym Syek]

Awkward moment of the week:

In our company's cafeteria - buying some snacks. Only two other people around - I see my friend Danielle, and say "Hi Danielle!". Then, a short, tubby girl turns around with a shocked "omghi2u!" look.

She was really excited, although I wasn't talking to her.

Didn't know what to do next.

 

[RudiStein]

Awkward moment of the week:In our company's cafeteria - buying some snacks. Only two other people around - I see my friend Danielle, and say "Hi Danielle!". Then, a short, tubby girl turns around with a shocked "omghi2u!" look.She was really excited, although I wasn't talking to her.Didn't know what to do next.

Sleep with her, duh.

 

[bostonfred]

I'm pretty sure I just bought a bus. Getting hammered while tailgating/camping just got a lot more stylish.

Outside

Inside 1

Inside 2

You should see if you can get someone to sponsor you. There was an article on here a while back about how companies would wrap your car in some kind of advertisement and pay you to drive it around. I would think a party bus would stand out even more. You could become a Professional Man of Leisure.

He wouldn't have to get rid of the flames, would he? 'Cause I have to think that would be a deal breaker.

I'm pretty sure getting paid to drive the Johnny Walker bus would be more fun than driving a white bus with sweet flame on the front for free.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Awkward moment of the week:In our company's cafeteria - buying some snacks. Only two other people around - I see my friend Danielle, and say "Hi Danielle!". Then, a short, tubby girl turns around with a shocked "omghi2u!" look.She was really excited, although I wasn't talking to her.Didn't know what to do next.

Sleep with her, duh.

Or just stay up with her all night doing coke but DON'T sleep with her.

 

[RudiStein]

Awkward moment of the week:In our company's cafeteria - buying some snacks. Only two other people around - I see my friend Danielle, and say "Hi Danielle!". Then, a short, tubby girl turns around with a shocked "omghi2u!" look.She was really excited, although I wasn't talking to her.Didn't know what to do next.

Sleep with her, duh.

Or just stay up with her all night doing coke but DON'T sleep with her.

If you can work in "babysit her kid for free" we've got a deal.