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[St. Louis Bob]

Am I the only hetero man in America that isn't filling out a bracket? I probably couldn't name more than 5 teams in this year's tourney.

This is the first year I haven't filled one out since... I could write, I think. I feel a little hollow inside. I plan to fill that space with booze.

I don't really follow college hoops. My picks for the Final 4: Villanova, Georgetown, the school that Teen Wolf plays for, and The Hickory Hoosiers or whatever.

I'm in 4 pools. I copied Freeman's picks from the previous link except I took Missouri winning in the first round. Plus I'm in several other sic bets. I maybe watched half of a basketball game this year. Good call on teh Beavers.

Oh yeah...I forgot to mention that I'm not a degenerate gambler. No offense.

Whatever, square.Oh yeah. My cousin that was bartending at the auction last week is my partner in one of the sic bets. We met last night to do the draft and the first thing he says was "JFC, you were a mess at the auction ." My first J&C was a J&C. All subsequent drinks he was just topping off my glass with whiskey only. I apparently almost finished an entire bottle by myself.

 

[Early_10]

I take it this final four thing is a big deal. An ifriend of mine played in the final four a few years ago. I guess thats why he's so proud of it.

 

[Early_10]

So I'm at the supermarket and a policeman is digging through the bacon cooler...my tongue is so sore from biting it.

(lose your partner?)

 

[Early_10]

Am I the only hetero man in America that isn't filling out a bracket? I probably couldn't name more than 5 teams in this year's tourney.

This is the first year I haven't filled one out since... I could write, I think. I feel a little hollow inside. I plan to fill that space with booze.

I don't really follow college hoops. My picks for the Final 4: Villanova, Georgetown, the school that Teen Wolf plays for, and The Hickory Hoosiers or whatever.

I'm in 4 pools. I copied Freeman's picks from the previous link except I took Missouri winning in the first round. Plus I'm in several other sic bets. I maybe watched half of a basketball game this year. Good call on teh Beavers.

Oh yeah...I forgot to mention that I'm not a degenerate gambler. No offense.

Whatever, square.Oh yeah. My cousin that was bartending at the auction last week is my partner in one of the sic bets. We met last night to do the draft and the first thing he says was "JFC, you were a mess at the auction ." My first J&C was a J&C. All subsequent drinks he was just topping off my glass with whiskey only. I apparently almost finished an entire bottle by myself.

Glad you're still breathing!

 

[RudiStein]

Am I the only hetero man in America that isn't filling out a bracket? I probably couldn't name more than 5 teams in this year's tourney.

This is the first year I haven't filled one out since... I could write, I think. I feel a little hollow inside. I plan to fill that space with booze.

I don't really follow college hoops. My picks for the Final 4: Villanova, Georgetown, the school that Teen Wolf plays for, and The Hickory Hoosiers or whatever.

I'm in 4 pools. I copied Freeman's picks from the previous link except I took Missouri winning in the first round. Plus I'm in several other sic bets. I maybe watched half of a basketball game this year. Good call on teh Beavers.

Oh yeah...I forgot to mention that I'm not a degenerate gambler. No offense.

Whatever, square.Oh yeah. My cousin that was bartending at the auction last week is my partner in one of the sic bets. We met last night to do the draft and the first thing he says was "JFC, you were a mess at the auction ." My first J&C was a J&C. All subsequent drinks he was just topping off my glass with whiskey only. I apparently almost finished an entire bottle by myself.

I was at a "mixer" the other night for the local bridal association. I only go because my wife still wants to. That and the free food. So I go to the bar to get my wife a glass of wine and a diet soda for myself. The guy told me they were free so I said "throw some Jack on that coke". Apparently he was just filling in as the bartender and not paying for the booze (this was held at a wedding venue) because he dumped out half of the soda and refilled with booze. HUZZAH!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This is the first year I haven't filled one out since... I could write, I think. I feel a little hollow inside. I plan to fill that space with booze.

It's 70 degrees here and sunny. Dogtown says :hi:.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Am I the only hetero man in America that isn't filling out a bracket? I probably couldn't name more than 5 teams in this year's tourney.

This is the first year I haven't filled one out since... I could write, I think. I feel a little hollow inside. I plan to fill that space with booze.

this is me too. don't even know how much I'll watch this year.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

This is the first year I haven't filled one out since... I could write, I think. I feel a little hollow inside. I plan to fill that space with booze.

It's 70 degrees here and sunny. Dogtown says :hi:.

I don't really like the Irish. You know... drunks.

 

[kevzilla]

Has anyone here ever gone to Rehab @ The Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas?

And lived? No.That's not water in the pool. It's mostly Chlorox, with an indeterminate amount of bodily fluids. I don't want to risk contracting the Andromeda Strain at this point in my life.I'm probably a lot older than you, so take all this with a grain of salt. And penicillin.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This is the first year I haven't filled one out since... I could write, I think. I feel a little hollow inside. I plan to fill that space with booze.

It's 70 degrees here and sunny. Dogtown says :hi:.

I don't really like the Irish. You know... drunks.

 

[RudiStein]

This is the first year I haven't filled one out since... I could write, I think. I feel a little hollow inside. I plan to fill that space with booze.

It's 70 degrees here and sunny. Dogtown says :hi:.

I don't really like the Irish. You know... drunks.

You take that back. There are plenty of drunks out there that aren't Irish.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

This is the first year I haven't filled one out since... I could write, I think. I feel a little hollow inside. I plan to fill that space with booze.

It's 70 degrees here and sunny. Dogtown says :hi:.

I don't really like the Irish. You know... drunks.

You take that back. There are plenty of drunks out there that aren't Irish.

<----- NOT IRISH.

 

[RudiStein]

Exchange I had a few minutes ago with a student. Not only is she a ditz she loves to play the role. She also is constantly interrupting. After having to deal with her 4 or 5 times in 10 minutes I'd had enough.We're watching a video and there was a scene showing a 21 gun salute at a funeral:Girl: (totally interrupting the voiceover on the vid) Why do they shoot at funerals?Me: Drew, (yeah, a girl named Drew) quiet down.Girl: But I just want to know...Me: OK, but just wait until after the video.Girl: All I want to know is why they shoot at funerals?Me: It's a warning.Girl: A warning for what?Me: "You're next".

This girl strikes again. St. Patrick's Day. I mention how, according to legend, St. Patrick used shamrocks to explain the Trinity.Me: The 3 leaves were supposed to represent the...Drew: 4Me: I'm sorry Drew. Could you raise your hand next time, please.Drew: (raises her hand)Me: Yes, Drew.Drew: 4Me: 4?Drew: 4. Shamrocks have 4 leaves.Me: Ah, you're thinking of a 4-leaf clover. Shamrocks have 3 leaves that's why...Drew: I thought they had 4.Me: Well no. I guess it's easy to confuse but Shamrocks have 3 leav...Drew: They don't have 4?Me: No.Drew: I thought they had 4.Me: Yeeeeahhh...so according to legend St. Patrick used th...Drew: So why are 4 leaf clovers good luck if they're not Irish?Girl Sitting in Front of Drew: Drew, Shut up.DID I HANDLE THAT CORRECTLY, MR. AWESOME???

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

Exchange I had a few minutes ago with a student. Not only is she a ditz she loves to play the role. She also is constantly interrupting. After having to deal with her 4 or 5 times in 10 minutes I'd had enough.We're watching a video and there was a scene showing a 21 gun salute at a funeral:Girl: (totally interrupting the voiceover on the vid) Why do they shoot at funerals?Me: Drew, (yeah, a girl named Drew) quiet down.Girl: But I just want to know...Me: OK, but just wait until after the video.Girl: All I want to know is why they shoot at funerals?Me: It's a warning.Girl: A warning for what?Me: "You're next".

This girl strikes again. St. Patrick's Day. I mention how, according to legend, St. Patrick used shamrocks to explain the Trinity.Me: The 3 leaves were supposed to represent the...Drew: 4Me: I'm sorry Drew. Could you raise your hand next time, please.Drew: (raises her hand)Me: Yes, Drew.Drew: 4Me: 4?Drew: 4. Shamrocks have 4 leaves.Me: Ah, you're thinking of a 4-leaf clover. Shamrocks have 3 leaves that's why...Drew: I thought they had 4.Me: Well no. I guess it's easy to confuse but Shamrocks have 3 leav...Drew: They don't have 4?Me: No.Drew: I thought they had 4.Me: Yeeeeahhh...so according to legend St. Patrick used th...Drew: So why are 4 leaf clovers good luck if they're not Irish?Girl Sitting in Front of Drew: Drew, Shut up.DID I HANDLE THAT CORRECTLY, MR. AWESOME???

I'm surprised teachers aren't the ones going on shooting rampages.

 

[General Malaise]

2 funny/odd things from work:Went out for drinks with some co-workers last night and one of them recently becames "friends" with me on FaceBook. She says to me: "hey, I was cracking up when I saw on your profile that your "activities and interests" include: Baby wipes, Betty White, Flavor-Ice (my freeze pop fetish) Curious George, Jim Beam and Tom Selleck's mustache." My buddy then says while getting up to walk to the bathroom "and he became "friends" with some CatFish guy" The other funny/odd thing was that I accidentally touched a 60 year old man's junk. That was actually more creepy than funny or odd.

Will somebody PM me and tell me who Gadzooks is on my FB page? I have no clue, but I feel like I'm missing out.

 

[General Malaise]

Has anyone here ever gone to Rehab @ The Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas?

No, but I like to watch the reality show on tv. If I went now, I'd be the fat pale guy with his shirt on in the water, getting yelled at by security to "COME HERE!".

 

[Early_10]

2 funny/odd things from work:Went out for drinks with some co-workers last night and one of them recently becames "friends" with me on FaceBook. She says to me: "hey, I was cracking up when I saw on your profile that your "activities and interests" include: Baby wipes, Betty White, Flavor-Ice (my freeze pop fetish) Curious George, Jim Beam and Tom Selleck's mustache." My buddy then says while getting up to walk to the bathroom "and he became "friends" with some CatFish guy" The other funny/odd thing was that I accidentally touched a 60 year old man's junk. That was actually more creepy than funny or odd.

Will somebody PM me and tell me who Gadzooks is on my FB page? I have no clue, but I feel like I'm missing out.

I know Kuick is formerly strykerpks but I have no idea who he is now. Confusing, isn't it?

 

[General Malaise]

2 funny/odd things from work:Went out for drinks with some co-workers last night and one of them recently becames "friends" with me on FaceBook. She says to me: "hey, I was cracking up when I saw on your profile that your "activities and interests" include: Baby wipes, Betty White, Flavor-Ice (my freeze pop fetish) Curious George, Jim Beam and Tom Selleck's mustache." My buddy then says while getting up to walk to the bathroom "and he became "friends" with some CatFish guy" The other funny/odd thing was that I accidentally touched a 60 year old man's junk. That was actually more creepy than funny or odd.

Will somebody PM me and tell me who Gadzooks is on my FB page? I have no clue, but I feel like I'm missing out.

I know Kuick is formerly strykerpks but I have no idea who he is now. Confusing, isn't it?

Indeed.I keep losing friends too. The number of total friends I have seems to be falling every day. That's not a good sign that people like my facebooking is it?

 

[RudiStein]

2 funny/odd things from work:Went out for drinks with some co-workers last night and one of them recently becames "friends" with me on FaceBook. She says to me: "hey, I was cracking up when I saw on your profile that your "activities and interests" include: Baby wipes, Betty White, Flavor-Ice (my freeze pop fetish) Curious George, Jim Beam and Tom Selleck's mustache." My buddy then says while getting up to walk to the bathroom "and he became "friends" with some CatFish guy" The other funny/odd thing was that I accidentally touched a 60 year old man's junk. That was actually more creepy than funny or odd.

Will somebody PM me and tell me who Gadzooks is on my FB page? I have no clue, but I feel like I'm missing out.

IT'S NOT ME. I don't want you to make that mistake again.

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

Exchange I had a few minutes ago with a student. Not only is she a ditz she loves to play the role. She also is constantly interrupting. After having to deal with her 4 or 5 times in 10 minutes I'd had enough.We're watching a video and there was a scene showing a 21 gun salute at a funeral:Girl: (totally interrupting the voiceover on the vid) Why do they shoot at funerals?Me: Drew, (yeah, a girl named Drew) quiet down.Girl: But I just want to know...Me: OK, but just wait until after the video.Girl: All I want to know is why they shoot at funerals?Me: It's a warning.Girl: A warning for what?Me: "You're next".

This girl strikes again. St. Patrick's Day. I mention how, according to legend, St. Patrick used shamrocks to explain the Trinity.Me: The 3 leaves were supposed to represent the...Drew: 4Me: I'm sorry Drew. Could you raise your hand next time, please.Drew: (raises her hand)Me: Yes, Drew.Drew: 4Me: 4?Drew: 4. Shamrocks have 4 leaves.Me: Ah, you're thinking of a 4-leaf clover. Shamrocks have 3 leaves that's why...Drew: I thought they had 4.Me: Well no. I guess it's easy to confuse but Shamrocks have 3 leav...Drew: They don't have 4?Me: No.Drew: I thought they had 4.Me: Yeeeeahhh...so according to legend St. Patrick used th...Drew: So why are 4 leaf clovers good luck if they're not Irish?Girl Sitting in Front of Drew: Drew, Shut up.DID I HANDLE THAT CORRECTLY, MR. AWESOME???

I'm surprised teachers aren't the ones going on shooting rampages.

I dunno, I was kind of with Drew on this one.

 

[RudiStein]

Exchange I had a few minutes ago with a student. Not only is she a ditz she loves to play the role. She also is constantly interrupting. After having to deal with her 4 or 5 times in 10 minutes I'd had enough.We're watching a video and there was a scene showing a 21 gun salute at a funeral:Girl: (totally interrupting the voiceover on the vid) Why do they shoot at funerals?Me: Drew, (yeah, a girl named Drew) quiet down.Girl: But I just want to know...Me: OK, but just wait until after the video.Girl: All I want to know is why they shoot at funerals?Me: It's a warning.Girl: A warning for what?Me: "You're next".

This girl strikes again. St. Patrick's Day. I mention how, according to legend, St. Patrick used shamrocks to explain the Trinity.Me: The 3 leaves were supposed to represent the...Drew: 4Me: I'm sorry Drew. Could you raise your hand next time, please.Drew: (raises her hand)Me: Yes, Drew.Drew: 4Me: 4?Drew: 4. Shamrocks have 4 leaves.Me: Ah, you're thinking of a 4-leaf clover. Shamrocks have 3 leaves that's why...Drew: I thought they had 4.Me: Well no. I guess it's easy to confuse but Shamrocks have 3 leav...Drew: They don't have 4?Me: No.Drew: I thought they had 4.Me: Yeeeeahhh...so according to legend St. Patrick used th...Drew: So why are 4 leaf clovers good luck if they're not Irish?Girl Sitting in Front of Drew: Drew, Shut up.DID I HANDLE THAT CORRECTLY, MR. AWESOME???

I'm surprised teachers aren't the ones going on shooting rampages.

I dunno, I was kind of with Drew on this one.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Exchange I had a few minutes ago with a student. Not only is she a ditz she loves to play the role. She also is constantly interrupting. After having to deal with her 4 or 5 times in 10 minutes I'd had enough.We're watching a video and there was a scene showing a 21 gun salute at a funeral:Girl: (totally interrupting the voiceover on the vid) Why do they shoot at funerals?Me: Drew, (yeah, a girl named Drew) quiet down.Girl: But I just want to know...Me: OK, but just wait until after the video.Girl: All I want to know is why they shoot at funerals?Me: It's a warning.Girl: A warning for what?Me: "You're next".

This girl strikes again. St. Patrick's Day. I mention how, according to legend, St. Patrick used shamrocks to explain the Trinity.Me: The 3 leaves were supposed to represent the...Drew: 4Me: I'm sorry Drew. Could you raise your hand next time, please.Drew: (raises her hand)Me: Yes, Drew.Drew: 4Me: 4?Drew: 4. Shamrocks have 4 leaves.Me: Ah, you're thinking of a 4-leaf clover. Shamrocks have 3 leaves that's why...Drew: I thought they had 4.Me: Well no. I guess it's easy to confuse but Shamrocks have 3 leav...Drew: They don't have 4?Me: No.Drew: I thought they had 4.Me: Yeeeeahhh...so according to legend St. Patrick used th...Drew: So why are 4 leaf clovers good luck if they're not Irish?Girl Sitting in Front of Drew: Drew, Shut up.DID I HANDLE THAT CORRECTLY, MR. AWESOME???

MUCH BETTER MR. STEIN at the other girl.

 

[kevzilla]

I have a meeting downtown this evening, then it's Middle-Aged Guy Goes to South by Southwest Night. Going straight from my meeting to the Strokes. Later I'll hit up the Wu-Tang Clan show, to see if I get murdered.

Between YSR, Samuel and myself, I am hoping for an "extra-special episode" of the Drunk Thread tonight.

YIC,

Ol' Dirty Kev

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I asked a federal agent for weed last night. He's pretty famous for taking down the hells angels...yes jay dobbyns....more on this when I get back

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Exchange I had a few minutes ago with a student. Not only is she a ditz she loves to play the role. She also is constantly interrupting. After having to deal with her 4 or 5 times in 10 minutes I'd had enough.We're watching a video and there was a scene showing a 21 gun salute at a funeral:Girl: (totally interrupting the voiceover on the vid) Why do they shoot at funerals?Me: Drew, (yeah, a girl named Drew) quiet down.Girl: But I just want to know...Me: OK, but just wait until after the video.Girl: All I want to know is why they shoot at funerals?Me: It's a warning.Girl: A warning for what?Me: "You're next".

This girl strikes again. St. Patrick's Day. I mention how, according to legend, St. Patrick used shamrocks to explain the Trinity.Me: The 3 leaves were supposed to represent the...Drew: 4Me: I'm sorry Drew. Could you raise your hand next time, please.Drew: (raises her hand)Me: Yes, Drew.Drew: 4Me: 4?Drew: 4. Shamrocks have 4 leaves.Me: Ah, you're thinking of a 4-leaf clover. Shamrocks have 3 leaves that's why...Drew: I thought they had 4.Me: Well no. I guess it's easy to confuse but Shamrocks have 3 leav...Drew: They don't have 4?Me: No.Drew: I thought they had 4.Me: Yeeeeahhh...so according to legend St. Patrick used th...Drew: So why are 4 leaf clovers good luck if they're not Irish?Girl Sitting in Front of Drew: Drew, Shut up.DID I HANDLE THAT CORRECTLY, MR. AWESOME???

He didn't go to 4 years of Awesome Medical School for nothing, you know.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

And speaking of "who the hell" are people, who the hell is Doc Awesome?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I don't know anybody here anymore. Other than toothpick legs in a life vest, and that's only because of the avatar.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

And speaking of "who the hell" are people, who the hell is Doc Awesome?

AKA Anonymous Bob

 

[Bob Sacamano]

And speaking of "who the hell" are people, who the hell is Doc Awesome?

AKA Anonymous Bob

Working well for him, apparently.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Much of the time around here you can walk up to the ticket window day game and get spring training tickets. I tried to get tix to the game tomorrow at Salt River Fields, and apparently the only thing available is lawn. GO BACK TO MILWAUKEE YOU STUPID TOURISTS~!!!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Hey bobby sac :finger:

ps..american junkie...be there in an hour

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Hey bobby sac :finger:

ps..american junkie...be there in an hour

 

[mr. furley]

And speaking of "who the hell" are people, who the hell is Doc Awesome?

AKA Anonymous Bob

Working well for him, apparently.

still no clue. thought it was redman or Arctic Edge for a while there.

 

[RudiStein]

And speaking of "who the hell" are people, who the hell is Doc Awesome?

AKA Anonymous Bob

Working well for him, apparently.

still no clue. thought it was redman or Arctic Edge for a while there.

I thought it was you for a while. Then I thought it was Mr. Dingles. A few weeks ago I was convinced it was Sleepy Paco. I also got an anonymous PM that it was really Larry Boy.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

I haven't exactly made it a secret. It's shared on :e: and I've responded to PM's on here asking who my other aliases are.

 

[RudiStein]

I haven't exactly made it a secret. It's shared on :e: and I've responded to PM's on here asking who my other aliases are.

Thanks, Mitch.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I haven't exactly made it a secret. It's shared on :e: and I've responded to PM's on here asking who my other aliases are.

Thanks, Mitch.

Some of the guys call him Big Mitch.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

ps..american junkie...be there in an hour

Been there for 20 years.

 

[mr. furley]

I thought it was you for a while.

my aliases are so much better than that

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I have a meeting downtown this evening, then it's Middle-Aged Guy Goes to South by Southwest Night. Going straight from my meeting to the Strokes. Later I'll hit up the Wu-Tang Clan show, to see if I get murdered.Between YSR, Samuel and myself, I am hoping for an "extra-special episode" of the Drunk Thread tonight.YIC,Ol' Dirty Kev

Probably better off just skipping the Strokes. HTH.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

I thought it was you for a while.

my aliases are so much better than that

Bull####

 

[mr. furley]

Later I'll hit up the Wu-Tang Clan show, to see if I get murdered.

death by hippie aroma?

 

[mr. furley]

I thought it was you for a while.

my aliases are so much better than that

Bull####

you must not be familiar with my Nigel Tufnel alias <_<

 

[RudiStein]

REQUIRED GMTAN READING

Our founder vaporizes he who shall not be named in this thread.

I'm so freaking lovable I've been married twice.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

REQUIRED GMTAN READING

Our founder vaporizes he who shall not be named in this thread.

I'm so freaking lovable I've been married twice.

Wow. One of the best smackdown posts I've ever seen in the FFA. GM.

 

[Gadzooks]

2 funny/odd things from work:Went out for drinks with some co-workers last night and one of them recently becames "friends" with me on FaceBook. She says to me: "hey, I was cracking up when I saw on your profile that your "activities and interests" include: Baby wipes, Betty White, Flavor-Ice (my freeze pop fetish) Curious George, Jim Beam and Tom Selleck's mustache." My buddy then says while getting up to walk to the bathroom "and he became "friends" with some CatFish guy" The other funny/odd thing was that I accidentally touched a 60 year old man's junk. That was actually more creepy than funny or odd.

Will somebody PM me and tell me who Gadzooks is on my FB page? I have no clue, but I feel like I'm missing out.

Pretty sure it's Rudi Stein.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

I don't know anybody here anymore. Other than toothpick legs in a life vest, and that's only because of the avatar.

 

[Gadzooks]

Am I the only hetero man in America that isn't filling out a bracket? I probably couldn't name more than 5 teams in this year's tourney.

This is the first year I haven't filled one out since... I could write, I think. I feel a little hollow inside. I plan to fill that space with booze.

I'm part of your gay club too. Haven't really watched college ball for a few years now. I was wondering why a few guys in a meeting this afternoon kept talking about wishing they had more head today. One of asked me what I thought about more head today, I replied "is this like the joke where you ask me if I remember blowing bubbles when I was younger and I say yes and then you say, well I saw Bubbles earlier and he said to say hello to you"? He just shook his head and walked away. I got home tonight and saw that Louisville lost to Morehead State today.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh yeah. I stopped at St. Louis Bread (screw you Shuke & Pickles) today for a salad. It is such a nice day so everybody had the windows down and I hear American Pie playing. I'm trying to figure out who it is and each car left the drive thru, it turned out to be the guy in front of me. The guy in front of me was a black guy in his late 20's early 30's, driving a Grand Prix with blacked out windows wearing a bright purple silk shirt and a dark gray Fedora.

I love this town.

 

[Gadzooks]

Oh yeah. I stopped at St. Louis Bread (screw you Shuke & Pickles) today for a salad. It is such a nice day so everybody had the windows down and I hear American Pie playing. I'm trying to figure out who it is and each car left the drive thru, it turned out to be the guy in front of me. The guy in front of me was a black guy in his late 20's early 30's, driving a Grand Prix with blacked out windows wearing a bright purple silk shirt and a dark gray Fedora.

I love this town.

When he was 18 years old, Jalen Rose hated that guy.