Drifter
Footballguy
This is scary. What time zone are you in? I was having the exact same thought yesterday at around 11:15 Pacific. The waitres had what might be the best ### I've ever seen in my life.
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Sarnoff
Footballguy
Sad day for us West Coast burger fans:
Historic original In-n-Out restaurant bulldozed... to make way for replica of the historic original In-n-Out restaurant.
Historic original In-n-Out restaurant bulldozed... to make way for replica of the historic original In-n-Out restaurant.
Thread Killer
Footballguy
I'm here for the cake and the singing.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Those poor cockroaches. :(Sad day for us West Coast burger fans:
Historic original In-n-Out restaurant bulldozed... to make way for replica of the historic original In-n-Out restaurant.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Awkward moment this evening due to the SLB prize pack that I left out in plain sight as my brother and his wife stopped by to borrow something.Sister in law: How did you get a bottle of ultra sound gel?
Me: Uh... I know this guy and he, uh... um...
Sister in law: More importantly, WHY do you have a bottle of ultra sound gel?
Me: Ok, I won a prize pack from some guy in Milwaukee and the gel was part of the prize pack.
Sister in law: You're so weird that I almost believe that story.
Me: Yeah, haha... So lets go get a pizza or something.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
It's definitely not me, because I signed my name to the letter I sent to your family telling them to intervene and not allow you to marry your fiance.Someone wrote an anonymous letter to my sister basically saying that she/my family should intervene and not allow me to marry my fiance.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
If it's legible you know it isn't me, Rudi or GM.Someone wrote an anonymous letter to my sister basically saying that she/my family should intervene and not allow me to marry my fiance.
JaxBill
Footballguy
Get the paper tested. If it's more than 20 years old, you know it came from the hoarders.Someone wrote an anonymous letter to my sister basically saying that she/my family should intervene and not allow me to marry my fiance.
mr. furley
Footballguy
The D.O.C. - No One Can Do It Better, most underrated hiphop album of all time?
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
So...it's not actually the original location? I'd be okay with a small monument but an actual replica? I'll never understand politicians.Sad day for us West Coast burger fans:
Historic original In-n-Out restaurant bulldozed... to make way for replica of the historic original In-n-Out restaurant.
UlyssesNorris
Faulknerian Idiot Man-Child.
Mitch Robbins
Footballguy
I'm filing an extension. Plus I haven't filed last years yet. I owe over $10k from last year.Jail?
Mitch Robbins
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
A what?I'd love to see what this Alien GM-like person looks like. Perhaps Frosty could take a pic with his phone, or if we want better quality we could have him take a polaroid and fax a copy of it to someone here who could upload it.Right now I'm learning French from my neighbor, who spent 3 years in France teaching English. The man is an enigma wrapped in a oddity. He has zero body hair due to some obscure illness, making him look like a big pale alien.Good news! I emailed the teacher organizing the trip and asked him to place my son on the waiting list in case anyone cancels. He said to try the site again as they decided to add 10 seats. He's in.Looks like a great tour, I'm so excited for him! Can't wait to tell him.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Central. Did you get a sweet pick with your robot phone?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
You people better start posting because I've gotten into the booze so I'm probably going to keep writing things and I don't want the responsibility of having to post post #10,0000 or whatever we're talking about.
Abraham
Footballguy
Are they right?Someone wrote an anonymous letter to my sister basically saying that she/my family should intervene and not allow me to marry my fiance.
I'm going tomgo with "I'm your pusher" by ice t. But your nomination is top 5 easily
Me too, and I'm shuked as to how it happened. My deductions get me down to less then $3k of taxable income yet I still owe almost 9k in taxes. Not sure how that works. I'll figure it out on Monday I guess.
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
As long as you get really drunk I'm sure it will be entertaining.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
#### youAs long as you get really drunk I'm sure it will be entertaining.
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
Tonight I hopped back on my online dating thing. I did a match search. My ex came up as a top 20 match (just counted...#14). For all the women in the country. My #1 match in my 50 mile radius. Talk about a gut punch. 
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Frostillicus
Footballguy
She the one with the boobs? If so I'd get back with her. I think I could handle anything for the chance to handle those.Tonight I hopped back on my online dating thing. I did a match search. My ex came up as a top 20 match (just counted...#14). For all the women in the country. My #1 match in my 50 mile radius. Talk about a gut punch.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Using math I've come up with a system for betting on baseball props that is +17.49 units after twelve days. I should be retiring soon.
Shtaym Syek
Footballguy
####.
the new 500
Guster
Footballguy
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
I'd have a pretty hard time getting back with her any time soon. If it's ever to happen it'll be a long time from now. Also, gb SoCal. Boobs galore! I try not to go below a c cup. Though sometimes some lil' ones are a fun change of pace.Also also, 500! :confetti:She the one with the boobs? If so I'd get back with her. I think I could handle anything for the chance to handle those.Tonight I hopped back on my online dating thing. I did a match search. My ex came up as a top 20 match (just counted...#14). For all the women in the country. My #1 match in my 50 mile radius. Talk about a gut punch.
Early_10
footballgoddess
Son calls last night shaken up. The door light comes on in the van as he's driving, he looked back to make sure the sliding doors weren't ajar and struck a curb, bent both drivers side rims and cracked the hubcaps. I think he thought hubby was going to give it out to him. I tell him to check for flats and drive home slowly/carefully. Hubby changed the really bent one (put on the summer tire) and checked the front one, not as bad, minor dent. Told him it was okay to drive again.
Wow.
Even I thought he was going to say something more than that. He, son, got himself up for work this morning. Can't wait for him to get off so I can ask htf he hit the curb with the drivers side tires.
The adventure begins continues!
Wow.
Even I thought he was going to say something more than that. He, son, got himself up for work this morning. Can't wait for him to get off so I can ask htf he hit the curb with the drivers side tires.
The adventure begins continues!
Encyclopedia Brown
Footballguy
I watched an episode of "I Love Lucy".
Lucy was about seven months pregnant with Little Rickey.
She was smoking a cigarette, and drinking a glass of wine.
Lucy was about seven months pregnant with Little Rickey.
She was smoking a cigarette, and drinking a glass of wine.
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
I've heard worse lies. I've also heard much better.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
What's the real count (before pruning)? 1,000?Anyway, props to whomever is providing the protection & keeping the thread breathing.Cake and donkey punch for everyone!
JaxBill
Footballguy
Sarnoff
Footballguy
Early_10
footballgoddess
Actually, quite believable. It happened to me yesterday. The rubber trim on one of the doors is loose and comes off regularly. If it's not lined up right and you close the door, it doesn't latch properly.
mr. furley
Footballguy
my cousin tried this one on his parents when he was 16. turns out he was ####housed and stoned instead. they bought it though so 
Steve Tasker
Footballguy
big fan of this term
-fish-
Footballguy
I got a last-minute invitation to an 80s-themed party, which is actually a very well-planned thing. 2 party planners, valet parking, 2 bars, etc. The host hired a stylist and is going to be changing outfits multiple times during the party. At least one group of people is decked out entirely as KISS.
I have nothing 80's. I do have a suit jacket from a pale tan suit, and a sort of brightish blue t-shirt. If I roll up the sleeves of the suit coat and wear it over the t-shirt with topsiders and jeans, will it look like I tried enough?
I have nothing 80's. I do have a suit jacket from a pale tan suit, and a sort of brightish blue t-shirt. If I roll up the sleeves of the suit coat and wear it over the t-shirt with topsiders and jeans, will it look like I tried enough?
Sarnoff
Footballguy
You're fine. If you have some Don Johnson stubble going, even better.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Bizarre conversation with my four year old son during the Disney flick Tangled. Rapunzel has just been set free. She's running around the forest singing and dancing one moment, then crying the next.
Son: Why is she doing that?
Me: Because women are emotionally flippant creatures with little if any reason, and in general can cry or laugh at the drop of a leaf. It's best that you learn this now, my son.
Wife: Grrrr...
Son: God lives in the woods!
Me: Well, I'm nonplussed here.
While his Catholic preschool is undoubtedly worth the coin, and I love his teachers, it does make for some interesting conversations. Like last week, when he came home with 5 eggs and used the little plastic props inside to tell me the story of a brutal capital punishment and the subsequent hallucinations due to mass hysteria. I was nonplussed then too.
Son: Why is she doing that?
Me: Because women are emotionally flippant creatures with little if any reason, and in general can cry or laugh at the drop of a leaf. It's best that you learn this now, my son.
Wife: Grrrr...
Son: God lives in the woods!
Me: Well, I'm nonplussed here.
While his Catholic preschool is undoubtedly worth the coin, and I love his teachers, it does make for some interesting conversations. Like last week, when he came home with 5 eggs and used the little plastic props inside to tell me the story of a brutal capital punishment and the subsequent hallucinations due to mass hysteria. I was nonplussed then too.
SofaKings
Footballguy
LOL you need a t-shirt "I'm with the guy from 'nam"
General Malaise
Footballguy
500 pages? Man...nice job, folks!
So, I'm gonna have another baby I'm told. Early December or thereabouts. I'm scared to death. I'm excited as hell. Either way, should make for some interesting stories. Stay tuned...
So, I'm gonna have another baby I'm told. Early December or thereabouts. I'm scared to death. I'm excited as hell. Either way, should make for some interesting stories. Stay tuned...
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