GM's thread about nothing (31 Viewers)

[Sarnoff]

My girlfriend was reading some chick magazine and decided that we should have sex every day for the next month straight

Gonna need to know what issue so I can buy a few hundred from the local newsstands.

 

[desert rose]

I need to file an electronic extension for my tax return, but after spending a few hours trying to figure out how, I'm still at a loss. Please help.

 

[Guster]

My girlfriend was reading some chick magazine and decided that we should have sex every day for the next month straight

Gonna need to know what issue so I can buy a few hundred from the local newsstands.

I think it was the most recent issue of Women's Health

 

[desert rose]

I need to file an electronic extension for my tax return, but after spending a few hours trying to figure out how, I'm still at a loss. Please help.

Well screw this. I have tried about 5 free tax filing services, and I still can't figure out how to file an extension electronically. Assuming that they owe me and I don't owe them, is there any penalty for filing late without a %&@#ing extension?

 

[-fish-]

I need to file an electronic extension for my tax return, but after spending a few hours trying to figure out how, I'm still at a loss. Please help.

Well screw this. I have tried about 5 free tax filing services, and I still can't figure out how to file an extension electronically. Assuming that they owe me and I don't owe them, is there any penalty for filing late without a %&@#ing extension?

see two posts down from here.

 

[eoMMan]

I need to file an electronic extension for my tax return, but after spending a few hours trying to figure out how, I'm still at a loss. Please help.

Well screw this. I have tried about 5 free tax filing services, and I still can't figure out how to file an extension electronically. Assuming that they owe me and I don't owe them, is there any penalty for filing late without a %&@#ing extension?

http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f4868.pdfNone of the tax filing websites let you file a Form 4868?

 

[-fish-]

here.

 

[desert rose]

I need to file an electronic extension for my tax return, but after spending a few hours trying to figure out how, I'm still at a loss. Please help.

Well screw this. I have tried about 5 free tax filing services, and I still can't figure out how to file an extension electronically. Assuming that they owe me and I don't owe them, is there any penalty for filing late without a %&@#ing extension?

http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f4868.pdfNone of the tax filing websites let you file a Form 4868?

I sign up for an account, start entering information, and can't ever find any button to file it. I can find the form in pdf format, which does me no good since a) I don't have a printer and b) I don't have a post office open until midnight. I don't have a clue what I'm doing. I've never filed electronically. I used to just do the 1040EZ and send it in. Last year, since I bought a house, I went to a tax preparation service to file it to make sure I got a rebate. I'm doing the 1040 this year to itemize.

 

[desert rose]

here.

I haven't tried it yet, but that big orange Relax put a smile on my face.

 

[Disco Stu]

Hhmmm... Well it's just about impossible for me to be a daddy again, unless I somehow get my left hand pregnant. And if it does get pregnant, I'll know the date of conception was yesterday: Palm Sunday. In honor of the holiday, I really went to town. And at the end of the day, my left hand said nothing to me, didn't complain, didn't ask to cuddle and didn't make a peep when my right grabbed the remote control and put on SportsCenter. Suck it, married guys!!!

I'm trying to figure out how this is substantially different from being married.

I think it's the part about being able to watch Sportscenter.

 

[Disco Stu]

I wonder if I could get a vasectomy without my girlfriend noticing.

She's got cute dogs.

Also, been meaning to say this for a while now, she's absolutely gorgeous.

Aww, thanks. That's sweet. I'm actually really happy with this one.I laughed last weekend when I posted a mobile picture, which soon had three "likes"... from Tanner, Cat Shirt, and GM.

 

[desert rose]

here.

I haven't tried it yet, but that big orange Relax put a smile on my face.

That really was easy, once you put the button in front of my face. Thank you! I feel like celebrating. Where's that bottle of vodka?

 

[-fish-]

here.

I haven't tried it yet, but that big orange Relax put a smile on my face.

That really was easy, once you put the button in front of my face. Thank you! I feel like celebrating. Where's that bottle of vodka?

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Congrats GM for having strong swimmers!

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Hhmmm... Well it's just about impossible for me to be a daddy again, unless I somehow get my left hand pregnant. And if it does get pregnant, I'll know the date of conception was yesterday: Palm Sunday. In honor of the holiday, I really went to town. And at the end of the day, my left hand said nothing to me, didn't complain, didn't ask to cuddle and didn't make a peep when my right grabbed the remote control and put on SportsCenter. Suck it, married guys!!!

I'm trying to figure out how this is substantially different from being married.

I think it's the part about being able to watch Sportscenter.

 

[mr. furley]

I think I actually parodied this to Ledbetter, but it was lost in the great LABS fire of aught-eight.

seen while driving this weekend, a Jeep Grand Cherokee with license plate "LABS11"who is this?

 

[Shtaym Syek]

I think I actually parodied this to Ledbetter, but it was lost in the great LABS fire of aught-eight.

seen while driving this weekend, a Jeep Grand Cherokee with license plate "LABS11"who is this?

[shuke]OH BULL####[/shuke]

 

[eoMMan]

I wonder if I could get a vasectomy without my girlfriend noticing.

She's got cute dogs.

Also, been meaning to say this for a while now, she's absolutely gorgeous.

Aww, thanks. That's sweet. I'm actually really happy with this one.I laughed last weekend when I posted a mobile picture, which soon had three "likes"... from Tanner, Cat Shirt, and GM.

Are you planning on going to Jareds?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I think I actually parodied this to Ledbetter, but it was lost in the great LABS fire of aught-eight.

seen while driving this weekend, a Jeep Grand Cherokee with license plate "LABS11"who is this?

 

[Shtaym Syek]

####### birthers.

 

[eoMMan]

I think I actually parodied this to Ledbetter, but it was lost in the great LABS fire of aught-eight.

seen while driving this weekend, a Jeep Grand Cherokee with license plate "LABS11"who is this?

Person that loves labrador retrievers?

 

[Disco Stu]

I wonder if I could get a vasectomy without my girlfriend noticing.

She's got cute dogs.

Also, been meaning to say this for a while now, she's absolutely gorgeous.

Aww, thanks. That's sweet. I'm actually really happy with this one.I laughed last weekend when I posted a mobile picture, which soon had three "likes"... from Tanner, Cat Shirt, and GM.

Are you planning on going to Jareds?

Not planning on it, but the whole concept doesn't seem quite as ridiculous as it did six months ago. :nofuneral:

 

[Tiger Fan]

I think I actually parodied this to Ledbetter, but it was lost in the great LABS fire of aught-eight.

seen while driving this weekend, a Jeep Grand Cherokee with license plate "LABS11"who is this?

Gotta be GM

 

[wadegarrett]

If you find yourself at egotastic, you just might see Brooklyn Decker topless.

 

[commisholio]

I forgot to decrease my withholding after we had a baby last year so we got an enormous refund from state and feds. I'm celebrating by getting a babysitter and taking the wife to see the New Pornographers on Monday.

Whoa.

Glitch in the matrix?

I bolded the part of your post that could apply to me.

What did you think of the show? It seemed to me that the sound kind of sucked for the first 4 or 5 songs but once they got it sorted out it was pretty awesome.

 

[mr. furley]

I think I actually parodied this to Ledbetter, but it was lost in the great LABS fire of aught-eight.

seen while driving this weekend, a Jeep Grand Cherokee with license plate "LABS11"who is this?

Person that loves labrador retrievers?

would be a clever disguise excepting for the fact that there were no Labs in the car and the window sticker said "I Labs(radors)"

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I wonder if I could get a vasectomy without my girlfriend noticing.

She's got cute dogs.

Also, been meaning to say this for a while now, she's absolutely gorgeous.

Aww, thanks. That's sweet. I'm actually really happy with this one.I laughed last weekend when I posted a mobile picture, which soon had three "likes"... from Tanner, Cat Shirt, and GM.

Are you planning on going to Jareds?

Not planning on it, but the whole concept doesn't seem quite as ridiculous as it did six months ago. :nofuneral:

I'm going back to bed.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

If you find yourself at egotastic, you just might see Brooklyn Decker topless.

You are a tremendous human being.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

He stepped out of the way of the herpes bus and wandered onto the tracks of the monogamy train. Poor, dumb *******.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

"Um, hey Emma, you know the wonder twins are making super friends all over the place in that dress, right?" I mean, she's got like 5 friends sitting right there. Nobody says anything? GB attention whores.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

He stepped out of the way of the herpes bus and wandered onto the tracks of the monogamy train. Poor, dumb *******.

I'm waiting to be inspired.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

He stepped out of the way of the herpes bus and wandered onto the tracks of the monogamy train. Poor, dumb *******.

I'm waiting to be inspired.

FWIW, the drawings are probably my favorite thing on the interboards.

 

[General Malaise]

"Um, hey Emma, you know the wonder twins are making super friends all over the place in that dress, right?" I mean, she's got like 5 friends sitting right there. Nobody says anything? GB attention whores.

huh?

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

:nofuneral:

Still funny.

 

[shuke]

"Um, hey Emma, you know the wonder twins are making super friends all over the place in that dress, right?" I mean, she's got like 5 friends sitting right there. Nobody says anything? GB attention whores.

Do what now?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

That place with the Brooklyn Decker treats also has pictures of Emma Watson's goodie bags spilling out all over the place.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

That place with the Brooklyn Decker treats also has pictures of Emma Watson's goodie bags spilling out all over the place.

I will take a PM.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

If you find yourself at egotastic, you just might see Brooklyn Decker topless.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

GB arty photographers.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

GB arty photographers.

"...sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed..."

 

[General Malaise]

That place with the Brooklyn Decker treats also has pictures of Emma Watson's goodie bags spilling out all over the place.

That's the little girl who looks like a little boy, right?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

That place with the Brooklyn Decker treats also has pictures of Emma Watson's goodie bags spilling out all over the place.

That's the little girl who looks like a little boy, right?

A little bit with that short hair, yeah. She was the chick in the Harry Potter movies.

 

[General Malaise]

That place with the Brooklyn Decker treats also has pictures of Emma Watson's goodie bags spilling out all over the place.

That's the little girl who looks like a little boy, right?

A little bit with that short hair, yeah. She was the chick in the Harry Potter movies.

Meh.

 

[shuke]

"Um, hey Emma, you know the wonder twins are making super friends all over the place in that dress, right?" I mean, she's got like 5 friends sitting right there. Nobody says anything? GB attention whores.

Do what now?

WHAT THE #### DOES THIS MEAN?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

GB arty photographers.

Check out this composition - square butter, round jelly, triangular bush...the man is an artist..

 

[Sarnoff]

"Um, hey Emma, you know the wonder twins are making super friends all over the place in that dress, right?" I mean, she's got like 5 friends sitting right there. Nobody says anything? GB attention whores.

Do what now?

WHAT THE #### DOES THIS MEAN?

He's talking about boobies falling out of a dress and no one telling her until after the pictures are taken.

 

[urbanhack]

::question.of.the.day::

WHY DID SHUKE QUIT LABS????

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

::question.of.the.day::WHY DID SHUKE QUIT LABS????

not enough time for another board. he can barely keep up with the FFA.

 

[shuke]

::question.of.the.day::WHY DID SHUKE QUIT LABS????

not enough time for another board. he can barely keep up with the FFA.

Whoa. BWIH.

 

[shuke]

Wait. When was I ever in LABS?

You tools and your cliques, I swear