GM's thread about nothing (29 Viewers)

[Aaron Rudnicki]

tax camp

 

[urbanhack]

Why did Krista quit?

She only posts on boards that she owns.

 

[Disco Stu]

Why did Krista quit?

She only posts on boards that she owns.

She didn't already buy this board?

 

[General Malaise]

Okay, it's time to play SAFE OR UNSAFE TO EAT!

Today's featured item is your common Orange. As it was sitting on my desk, my boss walked by, looked at it and said "Oh, don't eat that! It's got cancer!".

I didn't know oranges could get cancer, but I'll admit, I'm a little scared to eat this one. But, I'll leave it to the wisdom of the FFA. First person to give me a good reason to eat or not eat this orange wins!

Perfectly fine to eat.Pretty disappointed at the lack of conspicuously-placed shtick items in the background.

PERSONALIZED DUCK JERSEY AND MINATURE TROPHY DOWN????

 

[RudiStein]

Okay, it's time to play SAFE OR UNSAFE TO EAT!

Today's featured item is your common Orange. As it was sitting on my desk, my boss walked by, looked at it and said "Oh, don't eat that! It's got cancer!".

I didn't know oranges could get cancer, but I'll admit, I'm a little scared to eat this one. But, I'll leave it to the wisdom of the FFA. First person to give me a good reason to eat or not eat this orange wins!

Perfectly fine to eat.Pretty disappointed at the lack of conspicuously-placed shtick items in the background.

PERSONALIZED DUCK JERSEY AND MINATURE TROPHY DOWN????

Is that some sort of gambling website on your monitor?

 

[YSR]

Why did Krista quit?

She only posts on boards that she owns.

She didn't already buy this board?

She paid for Woz to stay, but I doubt that got her a lot of equity here.

 

[General Malaise]

Okay, it's time to play SAFE OR UNSAFE TO EAT!

Today's featured item is your common Orange. As it was sitting on my desk, my boss walked by, looked at it and said "Oh, don't eat that! It's got cancer!".

I didn't know oranges could get cancer, but I'll admit, I'm a little scared to eat this one. But, I'll leave it to the wisdom of the FFA. First person to give me a good reason to eat or not eat this orange wins!

Perfectly fine to eat.Pretty disappointed at the lack of conspicuously-placed shtick items in the background.

PERSONALIZED DUCK JERSEY AND MINATURE TROPHY DOWN????

Is that some sort of gambling website on your monitor?

 

[Thread Killer]

Congrats Pickles if this all is now official -- the marriage and the kid, that is. Whens' the kid due?

August 22.

If he's anything like his dad, he'll come early.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Why did Krista quit?

She only posts on boards that she owns.

She didn't already buy this board?

She paid for Woz to stay, but I doubt that got her a lot of equity here.

Dumbest move ever? It's on the short list.

 

[General Malaise]

Congrats Pickles if this all is now official -- the marriage and the kid, that is. Whens' the kid due?

August 22.

If he's anything like his dad, he'll come early.

 

[Thread Killer]

Okay, it's time to play SAFE OR UNSAFE TO EAT!

Today's featured item is your common Orange. As it was sitting on my desk, my boss walked by, looked at it and said "Oh, don't eat that! It's got cancer!".

I didn't know oranges could get cancer, but I'll admit, I'm a little scared to eat this one. But, I'll leave it to the wisdom of the FFA. First person to give me a good reason to eat or not eat this orange wins!

Perfectly fine to eat.Pretty disappointed at the lack of conspicuously-placed shtick items in the background.

PERSONALIZED DUCK JERSEY AND MINATURE TROPHY DOWN????

Is that some sort of gambling website on your monitor?

I like how everything in that picture is in focus except the orange.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Saw the pic of Cal and his new bike on FB. Reminded me of a joke. Certainly in poor taste for facebook. Not sure if it is in poor taste here.

Experience tells me Joe is a pretty level-headed about determining these things and seems to be a good barometer for public sentiment. I say let fly.

lol. Not so much worried about Joe, but SLB's reaction...which is, I suppose, a sentence that has never been typed and/or uttered before.

It's pretty hard to offend me. Go for it.

Why did Krista quit?

She only posts on boards that she owns.

She didn't already buy this board?

She paid for Woz to stay, but I doubt that got her a lot of equity here.

When is your wedding day? I think you owe me a PM reply too.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Not really that offensive

Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Spoiler

A: Wanna go ride bikes?

 

[RudiStein]

Not really that offensiveQ: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Spoiler

A: Wanna go ride bikes?

Nice.My son says he doesn't have ADHD. He says he has ADOLAST.**Attention Deficit Oh Look A Shiny Thing!

 

[Apes with Guns]

Not really that offensiveQ: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Spoiler

A: Wanna go ride bikes?

strong!

 

[Apes with Guns]

For example this pic was interpreted by Cal (and myself) that she has 5 fingers or wants 5 dollars or something. The correct interpretation is "stay away". Cal's test results was like some sort of intervention on my own life and explained a few things.

Slap it high?

Why did that girl try to kill a ghost hummingbird? Doesn't she know ghosts are non-corporeal?

 

[SteevieG]

Well, that was a long freaking meeting. As far as the Asperger's diagnosis, he falls somewhere in the the "possibly" to the "likely" category. However they stressed that was from an educational POV not a medical POV. The good news is that they told us they have never seen test results like Cal's from another kid with ADHD much less with severe ADHD. His biggest problem in addition to the ADHD is his lack of ability to recognize non-verbal social ques to which he scored on the low end of average. His cumulative IQ came in at 114 which is "high average" however if you removed the non-verbal social ques score, it goes up to 123 putting him in the "superior" range. He was tested separately by three different people and they all described him as gifted and extremely intelligent many times which makes a father feel good. The best news is that we are done with all of this testing and he qualifies to get help which he will one way or another next year.

When did you tell his father? I apologize in advance and good luck to you and the boy.

 

[Is it pee?]

Is It Pee? Camp

Ahh memories!

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Why did Krista quit?

She only posts on boards that she owns.

I dont get it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Not really that offensiveQ: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Spoiler

A: Wanna go ride bikes?

I'll kill you.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Actually, I've told that joke many times before. About a 2 on a 1-10 offensive scale with "I think your uncle knows magic" being a 10.

 

[Thread Killer]

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Actually, I've told that joke many times before. About a 2 on a 1-10 offensive scale with "I think your uncle knows magic" being a 10.

Yeah. I get that. I bumped it to a 4-5 because what made me think about it was a picture of your kid on a bike.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Actually, I've told that joke many times before. About a 2 on a 1-10 offensive scale with "I think your uncle knows magic" being a 10.

Can I take a PM? I don't think I've ever heard that one."You're scared? I'm going to have to walk out of here alone." is a 10, I think. It seems that one's been making a comeback.

 

[RudiStein]

Actually, I've told that joke many times before. About a 2 on a 1-10 offensive scale with "I think your uncle knows magic" being a 10.

Can I take a PM? I don't think I've ever heard that one."You're scared? I'm going to have to walk out of here alone." is a 10, I think. It seems that one's been making a comeback.

That and "because there's 20 of them".

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Actually, I've told that joke many times before. About a 2 on a 1-10 offensive scale with "I think your uncle knows magic" being a 10.

Can I take a PM? I don't think I've ever heard that one."You're scared? I'm going to have to walk out of here alone." is a 10, I think. It seems that one's been making a comeback.

That and "because there's 20 of them".

"pretty big word for a 9 year old"

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Actually, I've told that joke many times before. About a 2 on a 1-10 offensive scale with "I think your uncle knows magic" being a 10.

Can I take a PM? I don't think I've ever heard that one."You're scared? I'm going to have to walk out of here alone." is a 10, I think. It seems that one's been making a comeback.

That and "because there's 20 of them".

"pretty big word for a 9 year old"

"The pizza doesn't..." wait, I can't even say the punchline.

 

[Tiger Fan]

there's joke thread on :e: that needs some updating

 

[St. Louis Bob]

PM sent but it would have been much funnier via Youtube.

ETA

Probably more of a 7-8 on the 1-10 scale but I make it an 11 with I'm actually telling it.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Actually, I've told that joke many times before. About a 2 on a 1-10 offensive scale with "I think your uncle knows magic" being a 10.

Can I take a PM? I don't think I've ever heard that one."You're scared? I'm going to have to walk out of here alone." is a 10, I think. It seems that one's been making a comeback.

That and "because there's 20 of them".

"pretty big word for a 9 year old"

"The pizza doesn't..." wait, I can't even say the punchline.

saheeb.

 

[YSR]

Why did Krista quit?

She only posts on boards that she owns.

She didn't already buy this board?

She paid for Woz to stay, but I doubt that got her a lot of equity here.

When is your wedding day? I think you owe me a PM reply too.

May 14th, I'm heading to SC tomorrow for a big engagement party this weekend. It's what is fulfilling the societal obligations for this whole wedding thing since no one is invited to the wedding. I was informed by my mother that I had to buy a new cocktail dress for the party, so I've just returned from 2 hours of shopping. My. Own. Personal. Hell.Your PM didn't seem to need a reply; I gathered that you were going to consider it and let me know.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Why did Krista quit?

She only posts on boards that she owns.

She didn't already buy this board?

She paid for Woz to stay, but I doubt that got her a lot of equity here.

When is your wedding day? I think you owe me a PM reply too.

May 14th, I'm heading to SC tomorrow for a big engagement party this weekend. It's what is fulfilling the societal obligations for this whole wedding thing since no one is invited to the wedding. I was informed by my mother that I had to buy a new cocktail dress for the party, so I've just returned from 2 hours of shopping. My. Own. Personal. Hell.Your PM didn't seem to need a reply; I gathered that you were going to consider it and let me know.

Would it be OK if Zartan and I came?To the wedding.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

I was informed by my mother that I had to buy a new cocktail dress

Wait, what?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Why did Krista quit?

She only posts on boards that she owns.

She didn't already buy this board?

She paid for Woz to stay, but I doubt that got her a lot of equity here.

When is your wedding day? I think you owe me a PM reply too.

May 14th, I'm heading to SC tomorrow for a big engagement party this weekend. It's what is fulfilling the societal obligations for this whole wedding thing since no one is invited to the wedding. I was informed by my mother that I had to buy a new cocktail dress for the party, so I've just returned from 2 hours of shopping. My. Own. Personal. Hell.Your PM didn't seem to need a reply; I gathered that you were going to consider it and let me know.

My first date with Mrs. SLB. Maybe I didn't send the PM.

 

[YSR]

I was informed by my mother that I had to buy a new cocktail dress

Wait, what?

I come from a very Southern family with a very Southern-belle mother. The poor woman had to raise a son and two tomboys, so when she asks me to buy a new cocktail dress for an engagement party that is being thrown for me (there are, by the way, 18 couples hosting this behemoth ), I like to throw her a bone. She's being a sport about my not wanting to spend the money on a large wedding/reception.

 

[YSR]

Why did Krista quit?

She only posts on boards that she owns.

She didn't already buy this board?

She paid for Woz to stay, but I doubt that got her a lot of equity here.

When is your wedding day? I think you owe me a PM reply too.

May 14th, I'm heading to SC tomorrow for a big engagement party this weekend. It's what is fulfilling the societal obligations for this whole wedding thing since no one is invited to the wedding. I was informed by my mother that I had to buy a new cocktail dress for the party, so I've just returned from 2 hours of shopping. My. Own. Personal. Hell.Your PM didn't seem to need a reply; I gathered that you were going to consider it and let me know.

Would it be OK if Zartan and I came?To the wedding.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Why did Krista quit?

She only posts on boards that she owns.

She didn't already buy this board?

She paid for Woz to stay, but I doubt that got her a lot of equity here.

When is your wedding day? I think you owe me a PM reply too.

May 14th, I'm heading to SC tomorrow for a big engagement party this weekend. It's what is fulfilling the societal obligations for this whole wedding thing since no one is invited to the wedding. I was informed by my mother that I had to buy a new cocktail dress for the party, so I've just returned from 2 hours of shopping. My. Own. Personal. Hell.Your PM didn't seem to need a reply; I gathered that you were going to consider it and let me know.

Would it be OK if Zartan and I came?To the wedding.

That's not a no!

 

[RudiStein]

The old Zartan or the new Zartan?

 

[YSR]

The old Zartan or the new Zartan?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I didn't get an invite and I offered to give the invitations to her for free. :dead2me:

 

[YSR]

I didn't get an invite and I offered to give the invitations to her for free. :dead2me:

May 14th, I'm heading to SC tomorrow for a big engagement party this weekend. It's what is fulfilling the societal obligations for this whole wedding thing since no one is invited to the wedding.

THERE WERE NO INVITATIONS

 

[-fish-]

If you're going to have a wedding where no one is invited, and there is also an issue as to whether getting married could get you sued, what exactly is the point of making the wedding official? Why don't you just tell each other you're married and leave it at that?

 

[-fish-]

FedEx ruined administrative professional's day. I have two assistants. Got them big bouquets of flowers from FTD, to be delivered today. One arrived, one didn't. FTD says FedEx has them, FedEx says they never picked them up.

The assistant who didn't get flowers is leaving for vacation, so she'll never see them.

Awesome.

 

[Fred Flintstone]

If you're going to have a wedding where no one is invited, and there is also an issue as to whether getting married could get you sued, what exactly is the point of making the wedding official? Why don't you just tell each other you're married and leave it at that?

if you get married and no one is there, are you really married?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

If you're going to have a wedding where no one is invited, and there is also an issue as to whether getting married could get you sued, what exactly is the point of making the wedding official? Why don't you just tell each other you're married and leave it at that?

What if someday she has to prove her marriage to Donald Trump?

 

[-fish-]

Since most of my friends are married, my house tends to become a refuge for hiding from wives, late-night drinking, poker and watching sports without the presence of children.

I just found out there are four guys getting drunk and watching the Bruins game at my house while I'm at work. Dammit.

 

[YSR]

If you're going to have a wedding where no one is invited, and there is also an issue as to whether getting married could get you sued, what exactly is the point of making the wedding official? Why don't you just tell each other you're married and leave it at that?

Because I want babies. And again, I come from a traditional Southern family so I'm keeping the peace by having them in wedlock.

 

[mr. furley]

Okay, it's time to play SAFE OR UNSAFE TO EAT!

Today's featured item is your common Orange. As it was sitting on my desk, my boss walked by, looked at it and said "Oh, don't eat that! It's got cancer!".

I didn't know oranges could get cancer, but I'll admit, I'm a little scared to eat this one. But, I'll leave it to the wisdom of the FFA. First person to give me a good reason to eat or not eat this orange wins!

sneaky way to show off your hot wife, imo

 

[krista4]

I didn't so much quit coming here as I just stopped posting. I've been busy with work and dodging tornados, mostly. Also, today I saw a woman at lunch refuse to be given her change because it totaled $6.66.

That's about it.

 

[YSR]

I didn't so much quit coming here as I just stopped posting. I've been busy with work and dodging tornados, mostly. Also, today I saw a woman at lunch refuse to be given her change because it totaled $6.66.That's about it.

First: Second: She has a problem with the number 334?ETA: wine