kevzilla
Footballguy
I'm so confused.First:Second: She has a problem with the number 337?
No wait, I'm drunk. 
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- Thread starter General Malaise
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No wait, I'm drunk. 
YSR
Footballguy
Oh man. No. My bad. FixedDamn. I was a Mathlete.I'm so confused.First:
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
The area of that rhombus is 42.Oh man. No. My bad.I'm so confused.First:
Fixed
Damn. I was a Mathlete.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Got married and started raising weiner dogs full-time.
-fish-
Footballguy
I think I predicted that in a poll a few years ago. It was either that or moving to South America to avoid charges for necrophilia. I can't remember.
YSR
Footballguy
With a mini-Zartan on the way.
General Malaise
Footballguy
'Homer J Simpson said:
desert rose
Footballguy
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
My uncle and some cousins live in Victoria.
What for, and what do you do for a living?
Abrantes
Footballguy
'Homer J Simpson said:
jplvr
Footballguy
I forgot why I stopped coming by here entirely, then I logged in and saw this place was still using this board software.
Crazy day yesterday. I'm not sure how many have seen this video, but this guy is pretty dumb and crazy. Amazing video for me, having shopped around here.
Crazy day yesterday. I'm not sure how many have seen this video, but this guy is pretty dumb and crazy. Amazing video for me, having shopped around here.
Just texted you...but since you're posting, I assume everything is ok
roadkill1292
Footballguy
William and Kate commentary?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Anybody here ever make it with a tub of Country Crock?
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
I Can't Believe I ####ed Butter!
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
HUGE bowling week tonight in league. Each week, each team can win a possible 24 points. This is position week and 1st plays 2nd, 3rd plays 4th, etc. etc. Anyway, my team is in 3rd after choking last week but we are only 4.5 points back. The 2nd place team is 4 points out of first. It should be interesting.
jplvr
Footballguy
All good here. I had heard that no one in my family got hit besides a strange story about a woman I don't know getting thrown 200 feet from her house. Found her alive. I'm unsure of her current status.
My dad called me back though this morning. Had 2 first cousins who were in the latter path of the storm, or close to it. One reported everything ok, and her brother reported that his windows got blown out. Turned out he was just letting his mother get a good night's sleep as half his house is just gone. He and his family are fine as they were at his in laws, but they're going to be disjointed for a bit without a house.
Stu, everyone always talks about how great the Mullet Toss is at the Flora-Bama, but I've only been the one time back when it was a single digit annual event. You'll definitely have some fine people watching opportunities with rednecks and there are always hot (and non-hot) women at the Flora-Bama all summer long.
My dad called me back though this morning. Had 2 first cousins who were in the latter path of the storm, or close to it. One reported everything ok, and her brother reported that his windows got blown out. Turned out he was just letting his mother get a good night's sleep as half his house is just gone. He and his family are fine as they were at his in laws, but they're going to be disjointed for a bit without a house.
Stu, everyone always talks about how great the Mullet Toss is at the Flora-Bama, but I've only been the one time back when it was a single digit annual event. You'll definitely have some fine people watching opportunities with rednecks and there are always hot (and non-hot) women at the Flora-Bama all summer long.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
HUGE bowling week tonight in league. Each week, each team can win a possible 24 points. This is position week and 1st plays 2nd, 3rd plays 4th, etc. etc. Anyway, my team is in 3rd after choking last week but we are only 4.5 points back. The 2nd place team is 4 points out of first. It should be interesting.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Thorn has been noticeably absent too.
from where? he posted in the NHL playoffs thread like an hour ago.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
From here.
YSR
Footballguy
Really appreciate you guys stepping up in here today.
that *******
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
You didn't get my penis pic yet?
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Something for you to be thankful for: I'm performing a wedding in 2 weeks. There will be 180 guests. 9 bridesmaids and 9 groomsmen. I work with one of the bridesmaids. She just told me "The bride picked out the ugliest shoes for us. There was talk of mutiny."
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Shut your whore mouth you're lucky to be in the wedding.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
I should say "talk behind the bride's back". They already paid me so what do I care.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
He could very well have been run over by the herpes bus.Received an interesting text from him at 11:30 Sunday morning
YSR
Footballguy
I actually noticed his absence and sent him a text last night checking in. He has been working a bunch. Pretty sure he became an uncle for the first time today, too.He could very well have been run over by the herpes bus.Received an interesting text from him at 11:30 Sunday morning
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Post it, he won't mind.He could very well have been run over by the herpes bus.Received an interesting text from him at 11:30 Sunday morning
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Today at work (I work in a large corporate office so it could be anybody) put a logo sticker for something called "Five Finger Death Punch" who I can only assume is a band on the back of one of the bathroom stalls. This irritated me for reasons I can't articulate, mainly because I myself don't know why I was so irritated.
So I took action.
So I took action.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
shopped
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Yuck:
Thread Killer
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
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2000 posts. Impressive.
2000 posts. Impressive.
krista4
Footballguy
First:
Congrats on the impending nuptials and doing it your way. Are we having a reception in this thread that evening?Congrats on all the baby-making going on 'round here, too.
YSR
Footballguy
Sadly, if you guys did that, I'd be checking this thread from the after wedding dinner, as it will likely be FAR more entertaining in here.First:
SofaKings
Footballguy
The Lions got your little bro!!!!! You can crash at my place!
bentley
Footballguy
We're doing an advertising/PR campaign around teen worker safety.I'm the communications director at an insurance company. My boss is the company spokesperson. I get "opportunities" like this every once in a while when he doesn't want to do it. I've done radio before, but I've never been on TV beyond "jerk in the background waving at the camera" appearances.My uncle and some cousins live in Victoria.
Early_10
footballgoddess
At least he said "to" and not "during".Would it be OK if Zartan and I came?To the wedding.May 14th, I'm heading to SC tomorrow for a big engagement party this weekend. It's what is fulfilling the societal obligations for this whole wedding thing since no one is invited to the wedding. I was informed by my mother that I had to buy a new cocktail dress for the party, so I've just returned from 2 hours of shopping. My. Own. Personal. Hell.Your PM didn't seem to need a reply; I gathered that you were going to consider it and let me know.
Early_10
footballgoddess
I've never been a bridesmaid...or a "godparent"...I'm pretty happy with it. YSR, why does dress shopping take two hours? Can we see this dress or what?
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