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Who posted in: GM's thread about nothingMember name 		PostsSt. Louis Bob  		2017General Malaise  	1713RudiStein  		938krista4  		839YSR  			815Frostillicus  		708jplvr  			665Early_10  		639Disco Stu  		602Samuel L Bronkowitz  	539
2000 posts. Impressive.
You didn't even add in the aliai.
 
HUGE bowling week tonight in league. Each week, each team can win a possible 24 points. This is position week and 1st plays 2nd, 3rd plays 4th, etc. etc. Anyway, my team is in 3rd after choking last week but we are only 4.5 points back. The 2nd place team is 4 points out of first. It should be interesting. :banned: :banned: :banned:
:hot: :rant: :hot: :dickmittens:
 
I'm at the car wash and I think I need some help here. http://img836.imageshack.us/i/imagevvb.jpg/
Pina Colada is exactly what you want your car to smell like, especially on a road trip where you're more likely to be pulled over.
I'm not getting anything. I'm more interested in knowing what black ice smells like. Shuke?
[shuke]IT DOES NOT SMELL BECAUSE IT DOES NOT EXIST! [/shuke]
:lmao:
 
45 minutes into a six hour road trip and I'm already bored. Please be entertaining in here today.
Really appreciate you guys stepping up in here today.
Something for you to be thankful for: I'm performing a wedding in 2 weeks. There will be 180 guests. 9 bridesmaids and 9 groomsmen. I work with one of the bridesmaids. She just told me "The bride picked out the ugliest shoes for us. There was talk of mutiny."
I've never been a bridesmaid...or a "godparent"...I'm pretty happy with it. YSR, why does dress shopping take two hours? Can we see this dress or what?
It took so long because I had something specific in mind; also, I'm not too into what's out there right now. Everything seems to be some kind of one shoulder deal, or else the dresses were super short. I'm a little more conservative than that.This is what I ultimately ended up with, but I'm going to return it because I have a perfectly good dress that I can - and would prefer to - wear. I've only worn it once and it was to an out-of-town wedding, so it passes my mother's "new" test.

 
In case anyone was wagering on it, the shuttle launch for this afternoon has been scrubbed for at least 48 hours.

Don't know if that means they hose the whole thing down while they're waiting.

 
I'm at the car wash and I think I need some help here. http://img836.imageshack.us/i/imagevvb.jpg/
Pina Colada is exactly what you want your car to smell like, especially on a road trip where you're more likely to be pulled over.
I'm not getting anything. I'm more interested in knowing what black ice smells like. Shuke?
[shuke]IT DOES NOT SMELL BECAUSE IT DOES NOT EXIST! [/shuke]
I guess it would smell like regular ice, BECAUSE THAT'S ALL IT IS!
 
I'm at the car wash and I think I need some help here. http://img836.imageshack.us/i/imagevvb.jpg/
Pina Colada is exactly what you want your car to smell like, especially on a road trip where you're more likely to be pulled over.
I'm not getting anything. I'm more interested in knowing what black ice smells like. Shuke?
[shuke]IT DOES NOT SMELL BECAUSE IT DOES NOT EXIST! [/shuke]
I guess it would smell like regular ice, BECAUSE THAT'S ALL IT IS!
Regular ice smells?
 
I'm at the car wash and I think I need some help here. http://img836.imageshack.us/i/imagevvb.jpg/
Pina Colada is exactly what you want your car to smell like, especially on a road trip where you're more likely to be pulled over.
I'm not getting anything. I'm more interested in knowing what black ice smells like. Shuke?
[shuke]IT DOES NOT SMELL BECAUSE IT DOES NOT EXIST! [/shuke]
I guess it would smell like regular ice, BECAUSE THAT'S ALL IT IS!
Regular ice smells?
No. I think you're finally getting it.
 
I'm at the car wash and I think I need some help here. http://img836.imageshack.us/i/imagevvb.jpg/
Pina Colada is exactly what you want your car to smell like, especially on a road trip where you're more likely to be pulled over.
I'm not getting anything. I'm more interested in knowing what black ice smells like. Shuke?
[shuke]IT DOES NOT SMELL BECAUSE IT DOES NOT EXIST! [/shuke]
I guess it would smell like regular ice, BECAUSE THAT'S ALL IT IS!
Regular ice smells?
No. I think you're finally getting it.
So would black ice smell differently than regular ice?
 
I'm at the car wash and I think I need some help here. http://img836.imageshack.us/i/imagevvb.jpg/
Pina Colada is exactly what you want your car to smell like, especially on a road trip where you're more likely to be pulled over.
I'm not getting anything. I'm more interested in knowing what black ice smells like. Shuke?
[shuke]IT DOES NOT SMELL BECAUSE IT DOES NOT EXIST! [/shuke]
I guess it would smell like regular ice, BECAUSE THAT'S ALL IT IS!
Regular ice smells?
No. I think you're finally getting it.
So would black ice smell differently than regular ice?
You mean more like fried chicken?
 
I'm at the car wash and I think I need some help here.

http://img836.images...i/imagevvb.jpg/
Pina Colada is exactly what you want your car to smell like, especially on a road trip where you're more likely to be pulled over.
I'm not getting anything. I'm more interested in knowing what black ice smells like. Shuke?
[shuke]IT DOES NOT SMELL BECAUSE IT DOES NOT EXIST! [/shuke]
I guess it would smell like regular ice, BECAUSE THAT'S ALL IT IS!
Regular ice smells?
No. I think you're finally getting it.
So would black ice smell differently than regular ice?
Probably would
 
I can't decide on a good dessert for tonight after dinner. Anyone with suggestions?

Possible choices (along with whatever you suggest):

Carrot Cake

Glazed Donuts

Chocolate Lava Cake

Coconut Cream Cake

Entenman's Cinnamon Bun

 
I can't decide on a good dessert for tonight after dinner. Anyone with suggestions?Possible choices (along with whatever you suggest):Carrot CakeGlazed DonutsChocolate Lava CakeCoconut Cream Cake Entenman's Cinnamon Bun
I would go with the Chocolate Lava Cake. But I beep when I back up, so factor that into your decision.
 
My uvula is swollen. I can barely talk. I can hardly breathe without feeling nauseous. I ate all the ice cream in my apartment for breakfast, and it didn't help. This sucks.

 
'eoMMan said:
I can't decide on a good dessert for tonight after dinner. Anyone with suggestions?Possible choices (along with whatever you suggest):Carrot CakeGlazed DonutsChocolate Lava CakeCoconut Cream Cake Entenman's Cinnamon Bun
All of the above down? :porked:
 
'kevzilla said:
'eoMMan said:
I can't decide on a good dessert for tonight after dinner. Anyone with suggestions?

Possible choices (along with whatever you suggest):

Carrot Cake

Glazed Donuts

Chocolate Lava Cake

Coconut Cream Cake

Entenman's Cinnamon Bun
I would go with the Chocolate Lava Cake. But I beep when I back up, so factor that into your decision.
Hot.Well back it on up then. :wub:

 
Found out some girl was drinking vodka in my class today. Or at least she had it in my class.

I'm sitting at my desk eating lunch and one of our deans comes in. He starts rooting through the trashcan I keep by the door. I ask him what's up. He calls me over and tells me to take a whiff. It smelled like Icon's soulpatch.

Apparently she had it in a water bottle and another kid took it from her. Then he put it in the trashcan. I guess the lid wasn't on very tight so it all leaked out. A few minutes later this same girl asked to use the rest room. It looks like she grabbed the bottle on the way out the door but it was pretty much empty.

I didn't notice any of this since I was busy helping some other kids with make-up work.

The worst part is that the little witch didn't share. I had a bottle of vitamin water it would have mixed with perfectly.

 
I brought rum and coke to school one time after a blood drive my senior year. Thought I was busted when my English teacher pulled me out of class and asked "How old are you?" I said I was 18 and she goes "I see. How about acting like it?"

Apparently I was being a drunken idiot during class :unsure:

 
I brought rum and coke to school one time after a blood drive my senior year. Thought I was busted when my English teacher pulled me out of class and asked "How old are you?" I said I was 18 and she goes "I see. How about acting like it?"Apparently I was being a drunken idiot during class :unsure:
This happened to me a few times but I was stone-sober.
 

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