GM's thread about nothing (25 Viewers)

[bostonfred]

I have joined the ranks of the drinking, in anticipation of the arrival of the Clampetts, who should be here in approximately 4 minutes (according to the 1/2 hourly updates we have been getting on what their GPS is telling them).

Are they going to make you guys sleep in separate rooms?

Nope. His folks are okay with us sleeping in the same room. He's asleep next to me right now, and his parents are watching TV in the living room.This is our last night staying together in sin (I'm staying with my parents at their hotel tomorrow night).

When do the nerves set in on this whole thing?

does he know youre talking to stu?

 

[YSR]

I have joined the ranks of the drinking, in anticipation of the arrival of the Clampetts, who should be here in approximately 4 minutes (according to the 1/2 hourly updates we have been getting on what their GPS is telling them).

Are they going to make you guys sleep in separate rooms?

Nope. His folks are okay with us sleeping in the same room. He's asleep next to me right now, and his parents are watching TV in the living room.This is our last night staying together in sin (I'm staying with my parents at their hotel tomorrow night).

When do the nerves set in on this whole thing?

does he know youre talking to stu?

Ha. Funny thing. After I posted yesterday about how cool and flippant he was with the whole thing, he kind of brought it up again last night when he got back in town. I gave him the full run-down on "who" Disco Stu was and then proceeded to show him som:e: of DS's work. Not sure what, exactly, that accomplished, but we're good in regards to Stu.

 

[desert rose]

I'm a little bit drunk after karaoke and dancing and casino.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Drunk thread has been bumped for the west coastt

 

[General Malaise]

Listening to JJ Grey and Mofro

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Haven't been myself. Thanks so much for understanding. You are all too nice.

****

 

[General Malaise]

ok i'm really wasted

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Real phone number shtick. Nice.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Yeah, that's right. Captured. You can't escape the internet, F.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Haven't been myself. Thanks so much for understanding. You are all too nice.

****

IF BORED...CALL ME

#?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Haven't been myself. Thanks so much for understanding. You are all too nice.

****

IF BORED...CALL ME

#?

what is your number

PM sent....talk to me bro :concerned:

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Well that was..umm..interesting

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Well that was..umm..interesting

Did he ask what you're wearing?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Well that was..umm..interesting

Did he ask what you're wearing?

I wish

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Well that was..umm..interesting

Did he ask what you're wearing?

I wish

I think you need to take the lead.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Well that was..umm..interesting

Did he ask what you're wearing?

I wish

I think you need to take the lead.

"Hello, this is Samuel"There was a lot of laughing. A lot of gibberish. A lot of laughing. Then some "Oh my wife is <gibberish>". Then some silence. Then some more laughing and then "Goodbye"

I don't feel comfortable calling back. Maybe a drunken text tomorrow night or this weekend.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Now I understand. Let's leave it at that

 

[Disco Stu]

I have joined the ranks of the drinking, in anticipation of the arrival of the Clampetts, who should be here in approximately 4 minutes (according to the 1/2 hourly updates we have been getting on what their GPS is telling them).

Are they going to make you guys sleep in separate rooms?

Nope. His folks are okay with us sleeping in the same room. He's asleep next to me right now, and his parents are watching TV in the living room.This is our last night staying together in sin (I'm staying with my parents at their hotel tomorrow night).

When do the nerves set in on this whole thing?

does he know youre talking to stu?

Ha. Funny thing. After I posted yesterday about how cool and flippant he was with the whole thing, he kind of brought it up again last night when he got back in town. I gave him the full run-down on "who" Disco Stu was and then proceeded to show him som:e: of DS's work. Not sure what, exactly, that accomplished, but we're good in regards to Stu.

Good lord this is weird.

 

[Thorn]

I have joined the ranks of the drinking, in anticipation of the arrival of the Clampetts, who should be here in approximately 4 minutes (according to the 1/2 hourly updates we have been getting on what their GPS is telling them).

Start hiding space.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Good lord this is weird.

Your ex-wife didn't take you to places on the internet where you could look at pictures of women in various stages of undress?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

"But dear, there's no way I'd ever sleep with Heff. I mean, just look at the thousands of women he's gotten to show themselves to the world naked... and then ####ed. Feel better now?"

 

[Disco Stu]

Good lord this is weird.

Your ex-wife didn't take you to places on the internet where you could look at pictures of women in various stages of undress?

Only as a way to somehow prove a particular guy from the internet is nothing to worry about.

 

[YSR]

I can't explain it, but it worked. Probably because Stu's girls are at least 2x my offdee scale rating, so I guess I was showing him that he, truly, has nothing to worry about.

But still, Thank you guys for that laugh. Needed it today.

 

[mr. furley]

anyone know why Cappy is so mad?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

anyone know why Cappy is so mad?

link?

 

[Sconch]

The "fun" teachers have called a "choir practice" for tonight.

What does this mean?

The Shriners that have diabetes are going to play paintball.

 

[Dr. Watson]

The "fun" teachers have called a "choir practice" for tonight.

What does this mean?

The Shriners that have diabetes are going to play paintball.

Is this one of those "sarcasm ultimately causes kinder, moral endings" things...cuz I don't get it either.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

I can't explain it, but it worked.

You now know you can stop potential escalations with naked women. Use this power wisely.

 

[Sconch]

The "fun" teachers have called a "choir practice" for tonight.

What does this mean?

The Shriners that have diabetes are going to play paintball.

Is this one of those "sarcasm ultimately causes kinder, moral endings" things...cuz I don't get it either.

What does this mean?

 

[Dr. Watson]

The "fun" teachers have called a "choir practice" for tonight.

What does this mean?

The Shriners that have diabetes are going to play paintball.

Is this one of those "sarcasm ultimately causes kinder, moral endings" things...cuz I don't get it either.

What does this mean?

That answered my question, but I still don't get the Shriners thing.

 

[Sconch]

The "fun" teachers have called a "choir practice" for tonight.

What does this mean?

The Shriners that have diabetes are going to play paintball.

Is this one of those "sarcasm ultimately causes kinder, moral endings" things...cuz I don't get it either.

What does this mean?

That answered my question, but I still don't get the Shriners thing.

It means the pipe-fitters.

 

[Dr. Watson]

The "fun" teachers have called a "choir practice" for tonight.

What does this mean?

The Shriners that have diabetes are going to play paintball.

Is this one of those "sarcasm ultimately causes kinder, moral endings" things...cuz I don't get it either.

What does this mean?

That answered my question, but I still don't get the Shriners thing.

It means the pipe-fitters.

So its a union thing then?

 

[Dr. Watson]

The "fun" teachers have called a "choir practice" for tonight.

What does this mean?

The Shriners that have diabetes are going to play paintball.

Is this one of those "sarcasm ultimately causes kinder, moral endings" things...cuz I don't get it either.

Shuke, You get this...right?

 

[Sconch]

I honestly don't know what Shuke was asking.

 

[Drifter]

Un-#######-believable. So, now the post office refuses to deliver to our house because of our "dangerous" animals. I'm going to blow a gasket on this. This is the most mind-numbingly frustrating and stupid thing I've ever encountered. My dogs are not dangerous in any way and 99.9% of the time they are in a fenced yard or inside.

 

[Exit 1]

Un-#######-believable. So, now the post office refuses to deliver to our house because of our "dangerous" animals. I'm going to blow a gasket on this. This is the most mind-numbingly frustrating and stupid thing I've ever encountered. My dogs are not dangerous in any way and 99.9% of the time they are in a fenced yard or inside.

What kind of dogs? Weight? Lasers attached?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Seattle mail carriers must scare pretty easily

 

[Captain Quinoa]

GM> Very sorry to hear, GB. Been there myself. Peace

 

[Drifter]

Un-#######-believable. So, now the post office refuses to deliver to our house because of our "dangerous" animals. I'm going to blow a gasket on this. This is the most mind-numbingly frustrating and stupid thing I've ever encountered. My dogs are not dangerous in any way and 99.9% of the time they are in a fenced yard or inside.

What kind of dogs? Weight? Lasers attached?

Spaniel Mix - around 40 lbs and Shepherd mix - about 100 lbs - 15 lbs overweght and had knee replacement surgery a couple years back so walks with a pronounced limp.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I haven't enjoyed a piece of mail since I've been an "adult." Good riddance.

 

[General Malaise]

GM> Very sorry to hear, GB. Been there myself. Peace

Just ignore me for now. I'm not thinking right.

 

[eoMMan]

Almonds and raisins are a pretty awesome combination.

 

[kevzilla]

Seattle mail carriers must scare pretty easily

Ham is a mailman?CANINE STORM!!!1!!1!

 

[IvanKaramazov]

GM> Very sorry to hear, GB. Been there myself. Peace

Same here. GL.

 

[Drifter]

GM> Very sorry to hear, GB. Been there myself. Peace

Same here. GL.

What did I miss?

 

[Sconch]

GM> Very sorry to hear, GB. Been there myself. Peace

Same here. GL.

What did I miss?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Stay strong, GM.

 

[Sarnoff]

GM> Very sorry to hear, GB.

 

[Exit 1]

Hang in there, GM. I'm sure you'll find other stores with cool ranch Doritos.

 

[Drifter]

Wife just left for the weekend. I have at least 4 hours before the kids go to bed. Would it be irresponsible to start drinking now?