GM's thread about nothing (35 Viewers)

[krista4]

Is polygamy allowed in Nicaragua?

I don't really know what's going on in here.

 

[shuke]

I bought a vibrating c### ring this weekend. I think my wife fell in love with me again. Or it.Probably it. But I would highly recommend this.

still at least 3 more weeks til I'm allowed back in the nappy dugout.

The ring probably enhances solo activities, I imagine. Haven't tried yet.

You imagine, eh?OF COURSE IT DOES, YOU MORON.

 

[desert rose]

Is polygamy allowed in Nicaragua?

I don't really know what's going on in here.

The word he was searching for was polyandry. He's hoping he can come, too.

 

[shuke]

I bought a vibrating c### ring this weekend. I think my wife fell in love with me again. Or it.Probably it. But I would highly recommend this.

We "discovered" these a few years back, have now graduated to this thing called a WeVibe. Makes the ring look like a POS in comparison and the wife freaking loves it. If she liked the ring I would highly recommend this, it's rather odd looking but very much worth it.

I just looked that up. Where does it go?

 

[General Malaise]

I bought a vibrating c### ring this weekend. I think my wife fell in love with me again. Or it.Probably it. But I would highly recommend this.

We "discovered" these a few years back, have now graduated to this thing called a WeVibe. Makes the ring look like a POS in comparison and the wife freaking loves it. If she liked the ring I would highly recommend this, it's rather odd looking but very much worth it.

I just looked that up. Where does it go?

I looked today but was afraid I'd look uncool if I asked.

 

[shuke]

Braces wearing teen

Both legs? Tell me more ...:easesdownpants:

Get your own shtick.

 

[krista4]

Is polygamy allowed in Nicaragua?

I don't really know what's going on in here.

The word he was searching for was polyandry. He's hoping he can come, too.

But I don't know what this has to do with your dead plants!

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I bought a vibrating c### ring this weekend. I think my wife fell in love with me again. Or it.Probably it. But I would highly recommend this.

We "discovered" these a few years back, have now graduated to this thing called a WeVibe. Makes the ring look like a POS in comparison and the wife freaking loves it. If she liked the ring I would highly recommend this, it's rather odd looking but very much worth it.

I just looked that up. Where does it go?

Diagram here: http://we-vibe.com/about-we-vibe

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I bought a vibrating c### ring this weekend. I think my wife fell in love with me again. Or it.Probably it. But I would highly recommend this.

We "discovered" these a few years back, have now graduated to this thing called a WeVibe. Makes the ring look like a POS in comparison and the wife freaking loves it. If she liked the ring I would highly recommend this, it's rather odd looking but very much worth it.

I just looked that up. Where does it go?

I looked today but was afraid I'd look uncool if I asked.

YOU don't wear it. HTH

 

[kevzilla]

From the FAQ:

"Try all 9 modes: low speed, high speed, throb, wave, pulse, ramp, tease, ascending, and the cha-cha."

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Sorry to interrupt the wang apparatus discussion, but I just accidentallly banged Destiney again.

If anyone is in my area, please come bash me in the head with a ball peen hammer. TIA.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Accidentally?

You thought you were plugging a dam and saving a village?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm an idiot.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Congrats on the new girlfriend, Homer.

 

[El Floppo]

Accidentally?You thought you were plugging a dam and saving a village?

Destiney? Pronunciation please- I'm thinking it's "Dezz-Tiny"... like a tiny Dezz, but it could be all French-like and be "Day-Teenay"?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I love it when the recurring characters of this thread show up after a long absence.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Congrats on the new girlfriend, Homer.

Thats some serious recall for 5am. Nobody notebooks better than teh Pickles.

 

[Disco Stu]

Sorry to interrupt the wang apparatus discussion, but I just accidentallly banged Destiney again. If anyone is in my area, please come bash me in the head with a ball peen hammer. TIA.

Was she disguised as a 19 year old spinner?

 

[Frostillicus]

Guess whose wife got a virus on her computer last night, saw that the message that popped up was she was infected and needed to order MacProtector, and then actually entered her credit card information to try to order it? And, when that one came back as being declined, entered a different card's information?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Guess whose wife got a virus on her computer last night, saw that the message that popped up was she was infected and needed to order MacProtector, and then actually entered her credit card information to try to order it? And, when that one came back as being declined, entered a different card's information?

 

[Shtaym Syek]

Guess whose wife got a virus on her computer last night, saw that the message that popped up was she was infected and needed to order MacProtector, and then actually entered her credit card information to try to order it? And, when that one came back as being declined, entered a different card's information?

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Guess whose wife got a virus on her computer last night, saw that the message that popped up was she was infected and needed to order MacProtector, and then actually entered her credit card information to try to order it? And, when that one came back as being declined, entered a different card's information?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Guess whose wife got a virus on her computer last night, saw that the message that popped up was she was infected and needed to order MacProtector, and then actually entered her credit card information to try to order it? And, when that one came back as being declined, entered a different card's information?

her first time on the internet?

 

[Wrigley]

Guess whose wife got a virus on her computer last night, saw that the message that popped up was she was infected and needed to order MacProtector, and then actually entered her credit card information to try to order it? And, when that one came back as being declined, entered a different card's information?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Frosty, PM the numbers for those credit cards to me, and I can help resolve the wife thing in short order.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Expect an email from a Nigerian prince in her inbox today.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Expect an email from a Nigerian prince in her inbox today.

London Lottery winnings should help offset any issues they encounter.

 

[Exit 1]

Yes, my woman loves it when I wear the VCR as well.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Yes, my woman loves it when I wear the VCR as well.

Head Cleaner?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Guess whose wife got a virus on her computer last night, saw that the message that popped up was she was infected and needed to order MacProtector, and then actually entered her credit card information to try to order it? And, when that one came back as being declined, entered a different card's information?

Your wife sounds hot.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Expect an email from a Nigerian prince in her inbox today.

London Lottery winnings should help offset any issues they encounter.

True, but a friend of hers is on vacation in Paris, got mugged, and needs Mrs. Frosty to wire her a million dollars.

 

[Shutterbug]

Guess whose wife got a virus on her computer last night, saw that the message that popped up was she was infected and needed to order MacProtector, and then actually entered her credit card information to try to order it? And, when that one came back as being declined, entered a different card's information?

 

[Early_10]

Guess whose wife got a virus on her computer last night, saw that the message that popped up was she was infected and needed to order MacProtector, and then actually entered her credit card information to try to order it? And, when that one came back as being declined, entered a different card's information?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Expect an email from a Nigerian prince in her inbox today.

London Lottery winnings should help offset any issues they encounter.

True, but a friend of hers is on vacation in Paris, got mugged, and needs Mrs. Frosty to wire her a million dollars.

I'm pretty sure the friend just needs to tell the American Embassy there was a violation of the Eerie Doctrine and they'll take care of her. (Waaaaaaaaaaaa!)

 

[Disco Stu]

Women are funny.

 

[Sconch]

Well this thread just keep getting better and better.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Guess whose wife got a virus on her computer last night, saw that the message that popped up was she was infected and needed to order MacProtector, and then actually entered her credit card information to try to order it? And, when that one came back as being declined, entered a different card's information?

Too soon, people.

 

[Frostillicus]

Guess whose wife got a virus on her computer last night, saw that the message that popped up was she was infected and needed to order MacProtector, and then actually entered her credit card information to try to order it? And, when that one came back as being declined, entered a different card's information?

Too soon, people.

Luckily she figured it out on her own right away (well, clearly not right away) and was able to cancel the two cards she entered and reverse the three charges that came through (she put one cards info in twice) so other than not having a couple bank cards for 8-14 days no real damage done. Not counting my opinion of her.And today's her birthday.

 

[heckmanm]

Guess whose wife got a virus on her computer last night, saw that the message that popped up was she was infected and needed to order MacProtector, and then actually entered her credit card information to try to order it? And, when that one came back as being declined, entered a different card's information?

Too soon, people.

Luckily she figured it out on her own right away (well, clearly not right away) and was able to cancel the two cards she entered and reverse the three charges that came through (she put one cards info in twice) so other than not having a couple bank cards for 8-14 days no real damage done. Not counting my opinion of her.And today's her birthday.

I would have guessed Sunday was.

 

[Frostillicus]

Guess whose wife got a virus on her computer last night, saw that the message that popped up was she was infected and needed to order MacProtector, and then actually entered her credit card information to try to order it? And, when that one came back as being declined, entered a different card's information?

Too soon, people.

Luckily she figured it out on her own right away (well, clearly not right away) and was able to cancel the two cards she entered and reverse the three charges that came through (she put one cards info in twice) so other than not having a couple bank cards for 8-14 days no real damage done. Not counting my opinion of her.And today's her birthday.

I would have guessed Sunday was.

I don't get it?

 

[Sconch]

Guess whose wife got a virus on her computer last night, saw that the message that popped up was she was infected and needed to order MacProtector, and then actually entered her credit card information to try to order it? And, when that one came back as being declined, entered a different card's information?

Too soon, people.

Luckily she figured it out on her own right away (well, clearly not right away) and was able to cancel the two cards she entered and reverse the three charges that came through (she put one cards info in twice) so other than not having a couple bank cards for 8-14 days no real damage done. Not counting my opinion of her.And today's her birthday.

I would have guessed Sunday was.

I don't get it?

I don't either. But based on the fact that she fell for this scam I would guess her birthday was on a Sunday sometime in the 1930s.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Guess whose wife got a virus on her computer last night, saw that the message that popped up was she was infected and needed to order MacProtector, and then actually entered her credit card information to try to order it? And, when that one came back as being declined, entered a different card's information?

Too soon, people.

Luckily she figured it out on her own right away (well, clearly not right away) and was able to cancel the two cards she entered and reverse the three charges that came through (she put one cards info in twice) so other than not having a couple bank cards for 8-14 days no real damage done.

When did it finally dawn on her?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Guess whose wife got a virus on her computer last night, saw that the message that popped up was she was infected and needed to order MacProtector, and then actually entered her credit card information to try to order it? And, when that one came back as being declined, entered a different card's information?

Too soon, people.

Luckily she figured it out on her own right away (well, clearly not right away) and was able to cancel the two cards she entered and reverse the three charges that came through (she put one cards info in twice) so other than not having a couple bank cards for 8-14 days no real damage done.

When did it finally dawn on her?

I'm guessing the question mark in, "You did what!?" That's also working under the assumption she might stumble upon this place some time and he's being kind by saying she figured it out on her own.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Guess whose wife got a virus on her computer last night, saw that the message that popped up was she was infected and needed to order MacProtector, and then actually entered her credit card information to try to order it? And, when that one came back as being declined, entered a different card's information?

Too soon, people.

Luckily she figured it out on her own right away (well, clearly not right away) and was able to cancel the two cards she entered and reverse the three charges that came through (she put one cards info in twice) so other than not having a couple bank cards for 8-14 days no real damage done. Not counting my opinion of her.And today's her birthday.

I would have guessed Sunday was.

I don't get it?

born yesterday.

 

[heckmanm]

Guess whose wife got a virus on her computer last night, saw that the message that popped up was she was infected and needed to order MacProtector, and then actually entered her credit card information to try to order it? And, when that one came back as being declined, entered a different card's information?

Too soon, people.

Luckily she figured it out on her own right away (well, clearly not right away) and was able to cancel the two cards she entered and reverse the three charges that came through (she put one cards info in twice) so other than not having a couple bank cards for 8-14 days no real damage done. Not counting my opinion of her.And today's her birthday.

I would have guessed Sunday was.

I don't get it?

"Born yesterday?" (backdated to last night)May have kept too much of that joke in my own head.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Guess whose wife got a virus on her computer last night, saw that the message that popped up was she was infected and needed to order MacProtector, and then actually entered her credit card information to try to order it? And, when that one came back as being declined, entered a different card's information?

Too soon, people.

Luckily she figured it out on her own right away (well, clearly not right away) and was able to cancel the two cards she entered and reverse the three charges that came through (she put one cards info in twice) so other than not having a couple bank cards for 8-14 days no real damage done.

When did it finally dawn on her?

link

 

[Frostillicus]

No more than five minutes after she asked me why our credit card would be declined she came back downstairs to tell me "I think I did something stupid." So in her credit, she did catch on pretty quickly. Of course, most people wouldn't have fallen for it in the first place.

 

[Sconch]

Guess whose wife got a virus on her computer last night, saw that the message that popped up was she was infected and needed to order MacProtector, and then actually entered her credit card information to try to order it? And, when that one came back as being declined, entered a different card's information?

Too soon, people.

Luckily she figured it out on her own right away (well, clearly not right away) and was able to cancel the two cards she entered and reverse the three charges that came through (she put one cards info in twice) so other than not having a couple bank cards for 8-14 days no real damage done.

When did it finally dawn on her?

link

 

[Sconch]

Arapaho of nothing

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Arapaho of nothing

I'm guessing my work firewall takes issue with the phrase "butt1" in the url, but I tried.