GM's thread about nothing (18 Viewers)

[Nigel Tufnel]

Just got a spam with the subject: "Impress all in the locker room."

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

Just made a grown woman cry.

Put your shirt back on, GB.

I could knock somebody out right now. Shaking mad.

masturbate

Now what?

come give me a handI've had a semi-chubb most of today and I'm tired of walking around with my shirt untucked

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Somebody get Studs on this.

 

[Sconch]

I'm dying over here.

 

[Sconch]

Oh yeah, Bob. Whatever you do DON'T tell us what this broad did.

 

[Drifter]

Oh yeah, Bob. Whatever you do DON'T tell us what this broad did.

Dude, can't you read? She stepped over the line!!!11!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm no good for 7 days of vacation - I do best with 3-4 day weekends. I've read all of the books I brought, gotten more sun than I should have, have consumed more Mexican beers than I ever thought possible, and at this point I'm just bored. There's a lot of stuff that we need to be doing back home and I think the stress of that stuff is starting to creep in for both of us.

Tell us about the consummation.

illustrated

Your link is broken

 

[Sconch]

Oh yeah, Bob. Whatever you do DON'T tell us what this broad did.

Dude, can't you read? She stepped over the line!!!11!

Oh yeah

 

[Thorn]

Just made a grown woman cry.

Atta boy.

It's been a long time. Funny, just last night I was telling my wife how this gal was really pissing me off. She then proceeded to step WAY over the line. She apparently forgot that SHE's, MY, employee.

I'm going to make you cry for that punctuation.

 

[Drifter]

Here you go Bob. How can you stay angry when there's

 

[heckmanm]

Oh yeah, Bob. Whatever you do DON'T tell us what this broad did.

Dude, can't you read? She stepped over the line!!!11!

Did she #### a stranger in the ###? [/Walter]

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm no good for 7 days of vacation - I do best with 3-4 day weekends. I've read all of the books I brought, gotten more sun than I should have, have consumed more Mexican beers than I ever thought possible, and at this point I'm just bored. There's a lot of stuff that we need to be doing back home and I think the stress of that stuff is starting to creep in for both of us.

Tell us about the consummation.

illustrated

Link

Huh. What are the odds a woman with 1 arm and 1 leg marries a guy with 1 arm and 1 leg? Now I need to see the video.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh yeah, Bob. Whatever you do DON'T tell us what this broad did.

Dude, can't you read? She stepped over the line!!!11!

We'll be in business 10 years July, sans rapture, and this is the first time I've ever gotten angry at anybody.

Just made a grown woman cry.

Atta boy.

It's been a long time. Funny, just last night I was telling my wife how this gal was really pissing me off. She then proceeded to step WAY over the line. She apparently forgot that SHE's, MY, employee.

I'm going to make you cry for that punctuation.

Me engrish good no.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Timmy woke up with the coaches junk in his mouth on an overnight field trip. Timmy transferred, coached got canned. GB the early 80's

WTMF

True story. We ####### loved the guy too. State champs 2 years in a row in JV. Put your #### in one kids mouth and buh bye.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Put your #### in one kids mouth and buh bye.

Sad state of affairs when you can't teabag a sleeping kid without losing your job.

 

[Thorn]

Timmy woke up with the coaches junk in his mouth on an overnight field trip. Timmy transferred, coached got canned. GB the early 80's

WTMF

True story. We ####### loved the guy too. State champs 2 years in a row in JV. Put your #### in one kids mouth and buh bye.

Emphasis on the #######, I guess?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Put your #### in one kids mouth and buh bye.

Sad state of affairs when you can't teabag a sleeping kid without losing your job.

He was about 5 years too late. In the 70's, a little discipline and he'd been right back at it. 5 years later, he'd be in jail.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Put your #### in one kids mouth and buh bye.

Sad state of affairs when you can't teabag a sleeping kid without losing your job.

Amen, brother.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Timmy woke up with the coaches junk in his mouth on an overnight field trip. Timmy transferred, coached got canned. GB the early 80's

WTMF

True story. We ####### loved the guy too. State champs 2 years in a row in JV. Put your #### in one kids mouth and buh bye.

Emphasis on the #######, I guess?

For him. Thank god my mom was on the faculty. when he gave us booze and weed, that might hve been a clue.

 

[Gadzooks]

Timmy woke up with the coaches junk in his mouth on an overnight field trip. Timmy transferred, coached got canned. GB the early 80's

WTMF

True story. We ####### loved the guy too. State champs 2 years in a row in JV. Put your #### in one kids mouth and buh bye.

I think the movie Hoosiers would have been better if the reason Coach Dale had gotten fired at Ithaca College was because he tea-bagged a sleeping player instead of just hitting him. That scene when he explains what happened to Barbara Hershey's whorish character would've been much more entertaining.

 

[Sconch]

Put your #### in one kids mouth and buh bye.

Sad state of affairs when you can't teabag a sleeping kid without losing your job.

Amen, brother.

 

[Sconch]

Timmy woke up with the coaches junk in his mouth on an overnight field trip. Timmy transferred, coached got canned. GB the early 80's

WTMF

True story. We ####### loved the guy too. State champs 2 years in a row in JV. Put your #### in one kids mouth and buh bye.

I think the movie Hoosiers would have been better if the reason Coach Dale had gotten fired at Ithaca College was because he tea-bagged a sleeping player instead of just hitting him. That scene when he explains what happened to Barbara Hershey's whorish character would've been much more entertaining.

jesus

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh yeah, Bob. Whatever you do DON'T tell us what this broad did.

My SCORCHING e-mail to her:

Two hours ago you called me in a panic (For the FFA a furniture drawing) and said you were sending this information right over and needed it done right away or else you wouldn't get the order. I happily offered to help you. You really should have called if it was going to be this long particularly since I called and left you a VM 1.5 hours ago asking where the info was and you never bothered to call me back. Very inconsiderate.

her retort

I have been on the phone back and forth with the end-user. She changed her mind about the layout and the models twice.She has 3 catalogs that she looking at and keeps asking me about different models for the large room. I didn’t do it to be RUDE. I never try to be inconsiderate or RUDE. I wanted to try to give my customers the time they need to determine what they want before I sent it to you. They’re all concerned about what the manager has versus the secretaries and that the secretaries’ desks shouldn’t look as nice or nicer than the manager’s office. The had a decision made and then today they started changing everything.I don’t ever do try to be intentionally rude. If I didn’t call you it’s because I was on the phone with her.If you are busy today, I can get it figured out.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Timmy woke up with the coaches junk in his mouth on an overnight field trip. Timmy transferred, coached got canned. GB the early 80's

WTMF

True story. We ####### loved the guy too. State champs 2 years in a row in JV. Put your #### in one kids mouth and buh bye.

I think the movie Hoosiers would have been better if the reason Coach Dale had gotten fired at Ithaca College was because he tea-bagged a sleeping player instead of just hitting him. That scene when he explains what happened to Barbara Hershey's whorish character would've been much more entertaining.

 

[shuke]

I better stop reading this thread at work before I have another one of those accidental/unkowning print incidents.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Waiting for ridicule in 3-2-1....

 

[Drifter]

Oh yeah, Bob. Whatever you do DON'T tell us what this broad did.

My SCORCHING e-mail to her:

Two hours ago you called me in a panic (For the FFA a furniture drawing) and said you were sending this information right over and needed it done right away or else you wouldn't get the order. I happily offered to help you. You really should have called if it was going to be this long particularly since I called and left you a VM 1.5 hours ago asking where the info was and you never bothered to call me back. Very inconsiderate.

her retort

I have been on the phone back and forth with the end-user. She changed her mind about the layout and the models twice.She has 3 catalogs that she looking at and keeps asking me about different models for the large room. I didn’t do it to be RUDE. I never try to be inconsiderate or RUDE. I wanted to try to give my customers the time they need to determine what they want before I sent it to you. They’re all concerned about what the manager has versus the secretaries and that the secretaries’ desks shouldn’t look as nice or nicer than the manager’s office. The had a decision made and then today they started changing everything.I don’t ever do try to be intentionally rude. If I didn’t call you it’s because I was on the phone with her.If you are busy today, I can get it figured out.

Where did the crying come in - when you responded to her? I agree with both of you here. I think you were absolutely correct that her pulling the fire alarm and then not responding was a bad move, however, outside of her needing to be brought in a little bit for the attitude, her reponse doesn't seem awful. Email blowups like this are pretty common when people read too much into the tone of they think they "hear".

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

x (the line) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------> x (her)

 

[Sconch]

Waiting for ridicule in 3-2-1....

I would have kicked her in the taco, Paco.

 

[kevzilla]

Oh yeah, Bob. Whatever you do DON'T tell us what this broad did.

My SCORCHING e-mail to her:

Two hours ago you called me in a panic (For the FFA a furniture drawing) and said you were sending this information right over and needed it done right away or else you wouldn't get the order. I happily offered to help you. You really should have called if it was going to be this long particularly since I called and left you a VM 1.5 hours ago asking where the info was and you never bothered to call me back. Very inconsiderate.

her retort

I have been on the phone back and forth with the end-user. She changed her mind about the layout and the models twice.She has 3 catalogs that she looking at and keeps asking me about different models for the large room. I didn’t do it to be RUDE. I never try to be inconsiderate or RUDE. I wanted to try to give my customers the time they need to determine what they want before I sent it to you. They’re all concerned about what the manager has versus the secretaries and that the secretaries’ desks shouldn’t look as nice or nicer than the manager’s office. The had a decision made and then today they started changing everything.I don’t ever do try to be intentionally rude. If I didn’t call you it’s because I was on the phone with her.If you are busy today, I can get it figured out.

Sounds like she just got a particularly flighty customer at just the wrong time of the month.Either that, or you need to replace your own Maxi-Pad and move on.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

she should sue you for punitive damages

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh yeah, Bob. Whatever you do DON'T tell us what this broad did.

My SCORCHING e-mail to her:

Two hours ago you called me in a panic (For the FFA a furniture drawing) and said you were sending this information right over and needed it done right away or else you wouldn't get the order. I happily offered to help you. You really should have called if it was going to be this long particularly since I called and left you a VM 1.5 hours ago asking where the info was and you never bothered to call me back. Very inconsiderate.

her retort

I have been on the phone back and forth with the end-user. She changed her mind about the layout and the models twice.

She has 3 catalogs that she looking at and keeps asking me about different models for the large room.

I didn’t do it to be RUDE. I never try to be inconsiderate or RUDE. I wanted to try to give my customers the time they need to determine what they want before I sent it to you. They’re all concerned about what the manager has versus the secretaries and that the secretaries’ desks shouldn’t look as nice or nicer than the manager’s office. The had a decision made and then today they started changing everything.

I don’t ever do try to be intentionally rude. If I didn’t call you it’s because I was on the phone with her.

If you are busy today, I can get it figured out.

Where did the crying come in - when you responded to her? I agree with both of you here. I think you were absolutely correct that her pulling the fire alarm and then not responding was a bad move, however, outside of her needing to be brought in a little bit for the attitude, her reponse doesn't seem awful. Email blowups like this are pretty common when people read too much into the tone of they think they "hear".

Yeah, after re-reading, it doesn't seem that bad. This broad just has a history of stuff like this. All she had to say was "Sorry, I should have called you back and let you know what was going on" and I would have been fine. My response to her e-mail was in the verbal form. That's where the crying came in. And FTR I never said anything about being "her boss" or anything like that. I'm not that guy.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Oh yeah, Bob. Whatever you do DON'T tell us what this broad did.

My SCORCHING e-mail to her:

Two hours ago you called me in a panic (For the FFA a furniture drawing) and said you were sending this information right over and needed it done right away or else you wouldn't get the order. I happily offered to help you. You really should have called if it was going to be this long particularly since I called and left you a VM 1.5 hours ago asking where the info was and you never bothered to call me back. Very inconsiderate.

her retort

I have been on the phone back and forth with the end-user. She changed her mind about the layout and the models twice.She has 3 catalogs that she looking at and keeps asking me about different models for the large room. I didn’t do it to be RUDE. I never try to be inconsiderate or RUDE. I wanted to try to give my customers the time they need to determine what they want before I sent it to you. They’re all concerned about what the manager has versus the secretaries and that the secretaries’ desks shouldn’t look as nice or nicer than the manager’s office. The had a decision made and then today they started changing everything.I don’t ever do try to be intentionally rude. If I didn’t call you it’s because I was on the phone with her.If you are busy today, I can get it figured out.

Sounds like she just got a particularly flighty customer at just the wrong time of the month.Either that, or you need to replace your own Maxi-Pad and move on.

You're the doushe.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

x (the line) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------> x (her)

Sounds like she just got a particularly flighty customer

She's the flighty one 24/7.

You're the doushe.

YOU'RE THE DOUSHE!

 

[Thorn]

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!

 

[Sconch]

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!

GET OFF OF THE SHED

 

[urbanhack]

Hack>we getting drunk next Friday?

Yes....I'm still in. I'm buying my ticket first thing tomorrow morning.

Order completeYour order is complete! Your order number is xxxx.Thank you for shopping at Revolution Brewing.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

And so it begins...

 

[Frostillicus]

Put your #### in one kids mouth and buh bye.

Sad state of affairs when you can't teabag a sleeping kid without losing your job.

I can imagine Woz doing this to some poor girl.

 

[Drifter]

Put your #### in one kids mouth and buh bye.

Sad state of affairs when you can't teabag a sleeping kid without losing your job.

I can imagine Woz doing this to some poor girl.

But they were dating so that makes it ok even if she was passed out. Woz pleads Not Rapey, your honor

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Put your #### in one kids mouth and buh bye.

Sad state of affairs when you can't teabag a sleeping kid without losing your job.

I can imagine Woz doing this to some poor girl.

As long as he gives her a thumbs up I'd say it's ok.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Put your #### in one kids mouth and buh bye.

Sad state of affairs when you can't teabag a sleeping kid without losing your job.

I can imagine Woz doing this to some poor girl Yorkie.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Yeah, probably should delete that.

And so it begins...

 

[El Floppo]

This has been a fun week. ER visit last night, abdomen is still blasting pain, they took a ton of tests and it revealed nothing. On Vicodin, so I guess that's a win.

Not to be a major downer or anything, but you might ask them to screen fo Pancreatic Cancer. I'm sure that's not it, but I ha a guy in a fantasy league a couple of years ago who went 9 months with crazy abdominal pains before they finally disagnosed him with that and he was dead less than 6 months after that.Like I said, I'm sure that's not it, but it's worth asking the question early.

My dad too- RIP.Another gb went to the ER on a Saturday with heavy stomach pains, was diagnosed Tues with a brutal form of Leukemia and died Thursday.But those are extreme cases- hopefully it's just gas.

 

[Gadzooks]

Back in high school I spent my Junior and Senior year in love with a girl 2 years younger than me. We were good friends and I could not get beyond the friend zone. I asked her to go to my Senior Prom with me and she accepted. We were still just friends but I figured I'd finally get to do stuff with her on Prom night. Couple weeks before the Prom she starts dating some d-bag in her class. She still goes to the Prom with me and even decided she wanted to go to my friend's after-party with me instead of meeting up with her boyfriend after the Prom. Didn't do anything with her, she passed early (too much wine) and I ended up epically drunk and won a bet that involved streaking. Anyways, this girl I was in love with had a younger sister who was about 8 or 9 years old at the time. Other than the pre-Prom pictures that were taken at her house, I had never seen nor spoken to this little sister since then. I kinda kept in touch with the girl I was in love with over the years, but she's gotten married and lives in another state.

Fast forward to today at lunchtime: I had to go to a customer's office today to get something and I needed a copy of his business logo and other stuff. He walks me over to his marketing manager and gives her my card and asks her to send me an email with the logo and other info I needed. She was kinda hot, but I sensed that my customer was watching me check out his marketing manager so I quickly turned away and we finished our conversation outside. I come back from lunch and I get the email from the marketing manager and I realize that the marketing manager is the little sister of the girl I loved in high school. I replied to her email thanking her for the info I needed and then I said how I was pretty sure that she was so-and-so's sister and that I went to the Prom with her back in 1993 and that her sister probably bragged about what a great dancer I was and how I looked liked George Clooney in my tux. She wrote back that she thought she recognized me and then when she read my business card she knew it was me (obviously) She also said that her parents still have my old Prom picture hanging on their refrigerator. We've been exchanging flirty emails all afternoon.

I feel like there would be some sort of poetic justice if I were to bang her like a screen door in a tornado. But is it really poetic justice? What's the word or phrase I'm looking for here? Is it karma, because I'm such a good guy and even though I didn't get in my first love's pants 18 years ago, now I might get into her hot little sister's pants? Is that karma? Revenge? Would it be revenge secks? I don't think so. Destiny? Fate? Based on my history with the older sister the word that I will most likely be using is masturbation. Nah, I have a good feeling about this. I'm going to channel my inner "Stu" and seal the deal and exocize my pent up sexual demons I've been totured with since the Prom. Any thoughts and prayers are appreciated.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Back in high school I spent my Junior and Senior year in love with a girl 2 years younger than me. We were good friends and I could not get beyond the friend zone. I asked her to go to my Senior Prom with me and she accepted. We were still just friends but I figured I'd finally get to do stuff with her on Prom night. Couple weeks before the Prom she starts dating some d-bag in her class. She still goes to the Prom with me and even decided she wanted to go to my friend's after-party with me instead of meeting up with her boyfriend after the Prom. Didn't do anything with her, she passed early (too much wine) and I ended up epically drunk and won a bet that involved streaking. Anyways, this girl I was in love with had a younger sister who was about 8 or 9 years old at the time. Other than the pre-Prom pictures that were taken at her house, I had never seen nor spoken to this little sister since then. I kinda kept in touch with the girl I was in love with over the years, but she's gotten married and lives in another state.Fast forward to today at lunchtime: I had to go to a customer's office today to get something and I needed a copy of his business logo and other stuff. He walks me over to his marketing manager and gives her my card and asks her to send me an email with the logo and other info I needed. She was kinda hot, but I sensed that my customer was watching me check out his marketing manager so I quickly turned away and we finished our conversation outside. I come back from lunch and I get the email from the marketing manager and I realize that the marketing manager is the little sister of the girl I loved in high school. I replied to her email thanking her for the info I needed and then I said how I was pretty sure that she was so-and-so's sister and that I went to the Prom with her back in 1993 and that her sister probably bragged about what a great dancer I was and how I looked liked George Clooney in my tux. She wrote back that she thought she recognized me and then when she read my business card she knew it was me (obviously) She also said that her parents still have my old Prom picture hanging on their refrigerator. We've been exchanging flirty emails all afternoon.I feel like there would be some sort of poetic justice if I were to bang her like a screen door in a tornado. But is it really poetic justice? What's the word or phrase I'm looking for here? Is it karma, because I'm such a good guy and even though I didn't get in my first love's pants 18 years ago, now I might get into her hot little sister's pants? Is that karma? Revenge? Would it be revenge secks? I don't think so. Destiny? Fate? Based on my history with the older sister the word that I will most likely be using is masturbation. Nah, I have a good feeling about this. I'm going to channel my inner "Stu" and seal the deal and exocize my pent up sexual demons I've been totured with since the Prom. Any thoughts and prayers are appreciated.

cum uppins?serendipistick?

 

[Frostillicus]

Destiny?

Probably want to stay away from this one or Homer might get upset. And he doesn't push.

 

[The_Man]

But is it really poetic justice? What's the word or phrase I'm looking for here? Is it karma, because I'm such a good guy and even though I didn't get in my first love's pants 18 years ago, now I might get into her hot little sister's pants? Is that karma? Revenge? Would it be revenge secks? I don't think so. Destiny? Fate?

cum uppins?serendipistick?

Penthouse Forum?

 

[Shtaym Syek]

Back in high school I spent my Junior and Senior year in love with a girl 2 years younger than me. We were good friends and I could not get beyond the friend zone. I asked her to go to my Senior Prom with me and she accepted. We were still just friends but I figured I'd finally get to do stuff with her on Prom night. Couple weeks before the Prom she starts dating some d-bag in her class. She still goes to the Prom with me and even decided she wanted to go to my friend's after-party with me instead of meeting up with her boyfriend after the Prom. Didn't do anything with her, she passed early (too much wine) and I ended up epically drunk and won a bet that involved streaking. Anyways, this girl I was in love with had a younger sister who was about 8 or 9 years old at the time. Other than the pre-Prom pictures that were taken at her house, I had never seen nor spoken to this little sister since then. I kinda kept in touch with the girl I was in love with over the years, but she's gotten married and lives in another state.Fast forward to today at lunchtime: I had to go to a customer's office today to get something and I needed a copy of his business logo and other stuff. He walks me over to his marketing manager and gives her my card and asks her to send me an email with the logo and other info I needed. She was kinda hot, but I sensed that my customer was watching me check out his marketing manager so I quickly turned away and we finished our conversation outside. I come back from lunch and I get the email from the marketing manager and I realize that the marketing manager is the little sister of the girl I loved in high school. I replied to her email thanking her for the info I needed and then I said how I was pretty sure that she was so-and-so's sister and that I went to the Prom with her back in 1993 and that her sister probably bragged about what a great dancer I was and how I looked liked George Clooney in my tux. She wrote back that she thought she recognized me and then when she read my business card she knew it was me (obviously) She also said that her parents still have my old Prom picture hanging on their refrigerator. We've been exchanging flirty emails all afternoon.I feel like there would be some sort of poetic justice if I were to bang her like a screen door in a tornado. But is it really poetic justice? What's the word or phrase I'm looking for here? Is it karma, because I'm such a good guy and even though I didn't get in my first love's pants 18 years ago, now I might get into her hot little sister's pants? Is that karma? Revenge? Would it be revenge secks? I don't think so. Destiny? Fate? Based on my history with the older sister the word that I will most likely be using is masturbation. Nah, I have a good feeling about this. I'm going to channel my inner "Stu" and seal the deal and exocize my pent up sexual demons I've been totured with since the Prom. Any thoughts and prayers are appreciated.

Love it.

 

[The_Man]

Back in high school I spent my Junior and Senior year in love with a girl 2 years younger than me. We were good friends and I could not get beyond the friend zone. I asked her to go to my Senior Prom with me and she accepted. We were still just friends but I figured I'd finally get to do stuff with her on Prom night. Couple weeks before the Prom she starts dating some d-bag in her class. She still goes to the Prom with me and even decided she wanted to go to my friend's after-party with me instead of meeting up with her boyfriend after the Prom. Didn't do anything with her, she passed early (too much wine) and I ended up epically drunk and won a bet that involved streaking. Anyways, this girl I was in love with had a younger sister who was about 8 or 9 years old at the time. Other than the pre-Prom pictures that were taken at her house, I had never seen nor spoken to this little sister since then. I kinda kept in touch with the girl I was in love with over the years, but she's gotten married and lives in another state.Fast forward to today at lunchtime: I had to go to a customer's office today to get something and I needed a copy of his business logo and other stuff. He walks me over to his marketing manager and gives her my card and asks her to send me an email with the logo and other info I needed. She was kinda hot, but I sensed that my customer was watching me check out his marketing manager so I quickly turned away and we finished our conversation outside. I come back from lunch and I get the email from the marketing manager and I realize that the marketing manager is the little sister of the girl I loved in high school. I replied to her email thanking her for the info I needed and then I said how I was pretty sure that she was so-and-so's sister and that I went to the Prom with her back in 1993 and that her sister probably bragged about what a great dancer I was and how I looked liked George Clooney in my tux. She wrote back that she thought she recognized me and then when she read my business card she knew it was me (obviously) She also said that her parents still have my old Prom picture hanging on their refrigerator. We've been exchanging flirty emails all afternoon.I feel like there would be some sort of poetic justice if I were to bang her like a screen door in a tornado. But is it really poetic justice? What's the word or phrase I'm looking for here? Is it karma, because I'm such a good guy and even though I didn't get in my first love's pants 18 years ago, now I might get into her hot little sister's pants? Is that karma? Revenge? Would it be revenge secks? I don't think so. Destiny? Fate? Based on my history with the older sister the word that I will most likely be using is masturbation. Nah, I have a good feeling about this. I'm going to channel my inner "Stu" and seal the deal and exocize my pent up sexual demons I've been totured with since the Prom. Any thoughts and prayers are appreciated.

cum uppins?serendipistick?

Prom Night II: Return to the Friend Zone?