GM's thread about nothing (28 Viewers)

[Disco Stu]

Exocize away GB. Sending teh good vibes your way.

I'm not sure what it's called either, but it's kinda

.

 

[Sconch]

LOOK AT ME! I NEED ACCESS TO ANOTHER COMPANY'S LOGOS AND OTHER STUFF!

 

[Shtaym Syek]

This has been a fun week. ER visit last night, abdomen is still blasting pain, they took a ton of tests and it revealed nothing. On Vicodin, so I guess that's a win.

Not to be a major downer or anything, but you might ask them to screen fo Pancreatic Cancer. I'm sure that's not it, but I ha a guy in a fantasy league a couple of years ago who went 9 months with crazy abdominal pains before they finally disagnosed him with that and he was dead less than 6 months after that.Like I said, I'm sure that's not it, but it's worth asking the question early.

My dad too- RIP.Another gb went to the ER on a Saturday with heavy stomach pains, was diagnosed Tues with a brutal form of Leukemia and died Thursday.But those are extreme cases- hopefully it's just gas.

 

[roadkill1292]

Back in high school I spent my Junior and Senior year in love with a girl 2 years younger than me. We were good friends and I could not get beyond the friend zone. I asked her to go to my Senior Prom with me and she accepted. We were still just friends but I figured I'd finally get to do stuff with her on Prom night. Couple weeks before the Prom she starts dating some d-bag in her class. She still goes to the Prom with me and even decided she wanted to go to my friend's after-party with me instead of meeting up with her boyfriend after the Prom. Didn't do anything with her, she passed early (too much wine) and I ended up epically drunk and won a bet that involved streaking. Anyways, this girl I was in love with had a younger sister who was about 8 or 9 years old at the time. Other than the pre-Prom pictures that were taken at her house, I had never seen nor spoken to this little sister since then. I kinda kept in touch with the girl I was in love with over the years, but she's gotten married and lives in another state.Fast forward to today at lunchtime: I had to go to a customer's office today to get something and I needed a copy of his business logo and other stuff. He walks me over to his marketing manager and gives her my card and asks her to send me an email with the logo and other info I needed. She was kinda hot, but I sensed that my customer was watching me check out his marketing manager so I quickly turned away and we finished our conversation outside. I come back from lunch and I get the email from the marketing manager and I realize that the marketing manager is the little sister of the girl I loved in high school. I replied to her email thanking her for the info I needed and then I said how I was pretty sure that she was so-and-so's sister and that I went to the Prom with her back in 1993 and that her sister probably bragged about what a great dancer I was and how I looked liked George Clooney in my tux. She wrote back that she thought she recognized me and then when she read my business card she knew it was me (obviously) She also said that her parents still have my old Prom picture hanging on their refrigerator. We've been exchanging flirty emails all afternoon.I feel like there would be some sort of poetic justice if I were to bang her like a screen door in a tornado. But is it really poetic justice? What's the word or phrase I'm looking for here? Is it karma, because I'm such a good guy and even though I didn't get in my first love's pants 18 years ago, now I might get into her hot little sister's pants? Is that karma? Revenge? Would it be revenge secks? I don't think so. Destiny? Fate? Based on my history with the older sister the word that I will most likely be using is masturbation. Nah, I have a good feeling about this. I'm going to channel my inner "Stu" and seal the deal and exocize my pent up sexual demons I've been totured with since the Prom. Any thoughts and prayers are appreciated.

You're overcomplicating things. You have a connection, however small, to decent #####. Pursue it for its own sake.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Hack>we getting drunk next Friday?

Yes....I'm still in. I'm buying my ticket first thing tomorrow morning.

Order completeYour order is complete! Your order number is xxxx.Thank you for shopping at Revolution Brewing.

Order completeYour order is complete! Your order number is xxxx.Thank you for shopping at Revolution Brewing.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Yeah, probably should delete that.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Back in high school I spent my Junior and Senior year in love with a girl 2 years younger than me. We were good friends and I could not get beyond the friend zone. I asked her to go to my Senior Prom with me and she accepted. We were still just friends but I figured I'd finally get to do stuff with her on Prom night. Couple weeks before the Prom she starts dating some d-bag in her class. She still goes to the Prom with me and even decided she wanted to go to my friend's after-party with me instead of meeting up with her boyfriend after the Prom. Didn't do anything with her, she passed early (too much wine) and I ended up epically drunk and won a bet that involved streaking. Anyways, this girl I was in love with had a younger sister who was about 8 or 9 years old at the time. Other than the pre-Prom pictures that were taken at her house, I had never seen nor spoken to this little sister since then. I kinda kept in touch with the girl I was in love with over the years, but she's gotten married and lives in another state.Fast forward to today at lunchtime: I had to go to a customer's office today to get something and I needed a copy of his business logo and other stuff. He walks me over to his marketing manager and gives her my card and asks her to send me an email with the logo and other info I needed. She was kinda hot, but I sensed that my customer was watching me check out his marketing manager so I quickly turned away and we finished our conversation outside. I come back from lunch and I get the email from the marketing manager and I realize that the marketing manager is the little sister of the girl I loved in high school. I replied to her email thanking her for the info I needed and then I said how I was pretty sure that she was so-and-so's sister and that I went to the Prom with her back in 1993 and that her sister probably bragged about what a great dancer I was and how I looked liked George Clooney in my tux. She wrote back that she thought she recognized me and then when she read my business card she knew it was me (obviously) She also said that her parents still have my old Prom picture hanging on their refrigerator. We've been exchanging flirty emails all afternoon.I feel like there would be some sort of poetic justice if I were to bang her like a screen door in a tornado. But is it really poetic justice? What's the word or phrase I'm looking for here? Is it karma, because I'm such a good guy and even though I didn't get in my first love's pants 18 years ago, now I might get into her hot little sister's pants? Is that karma? Revenge? Would it be revenge secks? I don't think so. Destiny? Fate? Based on my history with the older sister the word that I will most likely be using is masturbation. Nah, I have a good feeling about this. I'm going to channel my inner "Stu" and seal the deal and exocize my pent up sexual demons I've been totured with since the Prom. Any thoughts and prayers are appreciated.

Text her a picture of your junk.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

This has been a fun week. ER visit last night, abdomen is still blasting pain, they took a ton of tests and it revealed nothing. On Vicodin, so I guess that's a win.

Not to be a major downer or anything, but you might ask them to screen fo Pancreatic Cancer. I'm sure that's not it, but I ha a guy in a fantasy league a couple of years ago who went 9 months with crazy abdominal pains before they finally disagnosed him with that and he was dead less than 6 months after that.Like I said, I'm sure that's not it, but it's worth asking the question early.

My dad too- RIP.Another gb went to the ER on a Saturday with heavy stomach pains, was diagnosed Tues with a brutal form of Leukemia and died Thursday.But those are extreme cases- hopefully it's just gas.

Jesus. You guys sure know how to give a heart attack to a guy who probably just ate too many beans.

 

[bentley]

I love this thread so hard. Carry on.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

just go all alpha on her

LIKE TILETM

 

[Sconch]

just go all alpha on her

LIKE TILETM

"I would ask you to dinner but I need to work-out and then go fishing. But you can make me some sandwiches."

 

[Thorn]

So two of my female FB friends have posted pictures of their babies lately, and each one has put a sticky note on the child with its name and age ("Brittani, two months"). Then they caption the photo with the same thing. Is this something new? Is it just me or does it seem dumb?

 

[Shtaym Syek]

So two of my female FB friends have posted pictures of their babies lately, and each one has put a sticky note on the child with its name and age ("Brittani, two months"). Then they caption the photo with the same thing. Is this something new? Is it just me or does it seem dumb?

If they named their child Brittani, they have many, many more problems than Facebook.

 

[-fish-]

So two of my female FB friends have posted pictures of their babies lately, and each one has put a sticky note on the child with its name and age ("Brittani, two months"). Then they caption the photo with the same thing. Is this something new? Is it just me or does it seem dumb?

If they named their child Brittani, they have many, many more problems than Facebook.

the world needs strippers, too.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So two of my female FB friends have posted pictures of their babies lately, and each one has put a sticky note on the child with its name and age ("Brittani, two months"). Then they caption the photo with the same thing. Is this something new? Is it just me or does it seem dumb?

People are idiots. Where do they buy their sticky notes from?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Because duct tape would be cruel?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Oh yeah, Bob. Whatever you do DON'T tell us what this broad did.

My SCORCHING e-mail to her:

Two hours ago you called me in a panic (For the FFA a furniture drawing) and said you were sending this information right over and needed it done right away or else you wouldn't get the order. I happily offered to help you. You really should have called if it was going to be this long particularly since I called and left you a VM 1.5 hours ago asking where the info was and you never bothered to call me back. Very inconsiderate.

her retort

I have been on the phone back and forth with the end-user. She changed her mind about the layout and the models twice.

She has 3 catalogs that she looking at and keeps asking me about different models for the large room.

I didn’t do it to be RUDE. I never try to be inconsiderate or RUDE. I wanted to try to give my customers the time they need to determine what they want before I sent it to you. They’re all concerned about what the manager has versus the secretaries and that the secretaries’ desks shouldn’t look as nice or nicer than the manager’s office. The had a decision made and then today they started changing everything.

I don’t ever do try to be intentionally rude. If I didn’t call you it’s because I was on the phone with her.

If you are busy today, I can get it figured out.

Where did the crying come in - when you responded to her? I agree with both of you here. I think you were absolutely correct that her pulling the fire alarm and then not responding was a bad move, however, outside of her needing to be brought in a little bit for the attitude, her reponse doesn't seem awful. Email blowups like this are pretty common when people read too much into the tone of they think they "hear".

Yeah, after re-reading, it doesn't seem that bad. This broad just has a history of stuff like this. All she had to say was "Sorry, I should have called you back and let you know what was going on" and I would have been fine. My response to her e-mail was in the verbal form. That's where the crying came in. And FTR I never said anything about being "her boss" or anything like that. I'm not that guy.

Oh hell... I thought all women were beautiful once you got to know them. I read that somewhere reputable but damned if I can remember where.

 

[Sconch]

Because duct tape would be cruel?

We usually used a Dymo.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh yeah, Bob. Whatever you do DON'T tell us what this broad did.

My SCORCHING e-mail to her:

Two hours ago you called me in a panic (For the FFA a furniture drawing) and said you were sending this information right over and needed it done right away or else you wouldn't get the order. I happily offered to help you. You really should have called if it was going to be this long particularly since I called and left you a VM 1.5 hours ago asking where the info was and you never bothered to call me back. Very inconsiderate.

her retort

I have been on the phone back and forth with the end-user. She changed her mind about the layout and the models twice.

She has 3 catalogs that she looking at and keeps asking me about different models for the large room.

I didn’t do it to be RUDE. I never try to be inconsiderate or RUDE. I wanted to try to give my customers the time they need to determine what they want before I sent it to you. They’re all concerned about what the manager has versus the secretaries and that the secretaries’ desks shouldn’t look as nice or nicer than the manager’s office. The had a decision made and then today they started changing everything.

I don’t ever do try to be intentionally rude. If I didn’t call you it’s because I was on the phone with her.

If you are busy today, I can get it figured out.

Where did the crying come in - when you responded to her? I agree with both of you here. I think you were absolutely correct that her pulling the fire alarm and then not responding was a bad move, however, outside of her needing to be brought in a little bit for the attitude, her reponse doesn't seem awful. Email blowups like this are pretty common when people read too much into the tone of they think they "hear".

Yeah, after re-reading, it doesn't seem that bad. This broad just has a history of stuff like this. All she had to say was "Sorry, I should have called you back and let you know what was going on" and I would have been fine. My response to her e-mail was in the verbal form. That's where the crying came in. And FTR I never said anything about being "her boss" or anything like that. I'm not that guy.

Oh hell... I thought all women were beautiful once you got to know them. I read that somewhere reputable but damned if I can remember where.

Never said this.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Because duct tape would be cruel?

We usually used a Dymo.

Liquid Paper here.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

Because duct tape would be cruel?

We usually used a Dymo.

Liquid Paper here.

Hitachi pneumatic nailgun here

 

[-fish-]

Because duct tape would be cruel?

We usually used a Dymo.

Liquid Paper here.

Hitachi pneumatic nailgun here

Tattoo gun

 

[Sconch]

Because duct tape would be cruel?

We usually used a Dymo.

Liquid Paper here.

Hitachi pneumatic nailgun here

Tattoo gun

Cattle brand FTW

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Oh yeah, Bob. Whatever you do DON'T tell us what this broad did.

My SCORCHING e-mail to her:

Two hours ago you called me in a panic (For the FFA a furniture drawing) and said you were sending this information right over and needed it done right away or else you wouldn't get the order. I happily offered to help you. You really should have called if it was going to be this long particularly since I called and left you a VM 1.5 hours ago asking where the info was and you never bothered to call me back. Very inconsiderate.

her retort

I have been on the phone back and forth with the end-user. She changed her mind about the layout and the models twice.

She has 3 catalogs that she looking at and keeps asking me about different models for the large room.

I didn’t do it to be RUDE. I never try to be inconsiderate or RUDE. I wanted to try to give my customers the time they need to determine what they want before I sent it to you. They’re all concerned about what the manager has versus the secretaries and that the secretaries’ desks shouldn’t look as nice or nicer than the manager’s office. The had a decision made and then today they started changing everything.

I don’t ever do try to be intentionally rude. If I didn’t call you it’s because I was on the phone with her.

If you are busy today, I can get it figured out.

Where did the crying come in - when you responded to her? I agree with both of you here. I think you were absolutely correct that her pulling the fire alarm and then not responding was a bad move, however, outside of her needing to be brought in a little bit for the attitude, her reponse doesn't seem awful. Email blowups like this are pretty common when people read too much into the tone of they think they "hear".

Yeah, after re-reading, it doesn't seem that bad. This broad just has a history of stuff like this. All she had to say was "Sorry, I should have called you back and let you know what was going on" and I would have been fine. My response to her e-mail was in the verbal form. That's where the crying came in. And FTR I never said anything about being "her boss" or anything like that. I'm not that guy.

Oh hell... I thought all women were beautiful once you got to know them. I read that somewhere reputable but damned if I can remember where.

Never said this.

My bad. I was thinking you but it must've been the Woz/Pickles syndicate.

 

[Disco Stu]

Oh hell... I thought all women were beautiful once you got to know them. I read that somewhere reputable but damned if I can remember where.

Never said this.

My bad. I was thinking you but it must've been the Woz/Pickles syndicate.

He said most.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh hell... I thought all women were beautiful once you got to know them. I read that somewhere reputable but damned if I can remember where.

Never said this.

My bad. I was thinking you but it must've been the Woz/Pickles syndicate.

He said most.

Thanks Stu. I said a 4-5 can look like a 7-8 after you get to know them just like a 7-8 can look like a 4-5 after you get to know them.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[krista4]

I have to get up at 4 a.m. tomorrow for a 6 a.m. flight. Just stay up and drink all night?

Goal for the trip. I would like to come home the owner of, among other things, in-pool barstools.

Whose pool is that?

Gonna be mine, if it all goes as planned.PE was mandatory for us, and we had swimming class through junior high and high school, AND I was definitely not in a rich school district. Big middle-class (at best) public schools. I had no idea that not everyone had to suffer through that. :(

 

[Frostillicus]

I have to get up at 4 a.m. tomorrow for a 6 a.m. flight. Just stay up and drink all night?

Goal for the trip. I would like to come home the owner of, among other things, in-pool barstools.

Whose pool is that?

Gonna be mine, if it all goes as planned.PE was mandatory for us, and we had swimming class through junior high and high school, AND I was definitely not in a rich school district. Big middle-class (at best) public schools. I had no idea that not everyone had to suffer through that. :(

So did you and all the other girls shower naked afterwards? Please use as many details as possible.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Oh hell... I thought all women were beautiful once you got to know them. I read that somewhere reputable but damned if I can remember where.

Never said this.

My bad. I was thinking you but it must've been the Woz/Pickles syndicate.

He said most.

Thanks Stu. I said a 4-5 can look like a 7-8 after you get to know them just like a 7-8 can look like a 4-5 after you get to know them.

Reason #344 why I'm not part of

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I have to get up at 4 a.m. tomorrow for a 6 a.m. flight. Just stay up and drink all night?

Goal for the trip. I would like to come home the owner of, among other things, in-pool barstools.

Whose pool is that?

Gonna be mine, if it all goes as planned.PE was mandatory for us, and we had swimming class through junior high and high school, AND I was definitely not in a rich school district. Big middle-class (at best) public schools. I had no idea that not everyone had to suffer through that. :(

WOW, that's awesome! Congrats!ETA

The pool, not your PE story. Although a bunch of naked chicks having a tickle fight in the high school showers is awesome too.

 

[Sconch]

I have to get up at 4 a.m. tomorrow for a 6 a.m. flight. Just stay up and drink all night?

Goal for the trip. I would like to come home the owner of, among other things, in-pool barstools.

Whose pool is that?

Gonna be mine, if it all goes as planned.PE was mandatory for us, and we had swimming class through junior high and high school, AND I was definitely not in a rich school district. Big middle-class (at best) public schools. I had no idea that not everyone had to suffer through that. :(

Is that the pool in you new house?

 

[-fish-]

I have to get up at 4 a.m. tomorrow for a 6 a.m. flight. Just stay up and drink all night?

Goal for the trip. I would like to come home the owner of, among other things, in-pool barstools.

Whose pool is that?

Gonna be mine, if it all goes as planned.PE was mandatory for us, and we had swimming class through junior high and high school, AND I was definitely not in a rich school district. Big middle-class (at best) public schools. I had no idea that not everyone had to suffer through that. :(

So did you and all the other girls shower naked afterwards? Please use as many details as possible.

of course they did. there is no other answer, and if she claims there is she's clearly lying.

 

[-fish-]

I have to get up at 4 a.m. tomorrow for a 6 a.m. flight. Just stay up and drink all night?

Goal for the trip. I would like to come home the owner of, among other things, in-pool barstools.

Whose pool is that?

Gonna be mine, if it all goes as planned.PE was mandatory for us, and we had swimming class through junior high and high school, AND I was definitely not in a rich school district. Big middle-class (at best) public schools. I had no idea that not everyone had to suffer through that. :(

Congrats, krista. Big, bold move you're making. I'm envious. Hope it all works out for you and MrKrista.

 

[Disco Stu]

I have to get up at 4 a.m. tomorrow for a 6 a.m. flight. Just stay up and drink all night?

Goal for the trip. I would like to come home the owner of, among other things, in-pool barstools.

Whose pool is that?

Gonna be mine, if it all goes as planned.PE was mandatory for us, and we had swimming class through junior high and high school, AND I was definitely not in a rich school district. Big middle-class (at best) public schools. I had no idea that not everyone had to suffer through that. :(

So did you and all the other girls shower naked afterwards? Please use as many details as possible.

of course they did. there is no other answer, and if she claims there is she's clearly lying.

Tampon scene from Carrie imo.

 

[Sconch]

Here's an oxymoron for you. Tomorrow I'm participating in this fundraiser trivia competition for my alma mater. It's called "The Brains of Bakersfield".

 

[shuke]

Here's an oxymoron for you. Tomorrow I'm participating in this fundraiser trivia competition for my alma mater. It's called "The Brains of Bakersfield".

BRING HOME THE GOLD!

 

[Sconch]

Here's an oxymoron for you. Tomorrow I'm participating in this fundraiser trivia competition for my alma mater. It's called "The Brains of Bakersfield".

BRING HOME THE GOLD!

Yeah, that wasn't it.

 

[shuke]

Oh, and don't look for me to start any grassroots letter writing campaign if the organizers don't understand what a decade is or a century or anything else, #######.

 

[Sconch]

Oh, and don't look for me to start any grassroots letter writing campaign if the organizers don't understand what a decade is or a century or anything else, #######.

Damn.

 

[shuke]

Here's an oxymoron for you. Tomorrow I'm participating in this fundraiser trivia competition for my alma mater. It's called "The Brains of Bakersfield".

BRING HOME THE GOLD!

Yeah, that wasn't it.

Wow, you're dumber than I thought.

 

[Sconch]

Here's an oxymoron for you. Tomorrow I'm participating in this fundraiser trivia competition for my alma mater. It's called "The Brains of Bakersfield".

BRING HOME THE GOLD!

Yeah, that wasn't it.

Wow, you're dumber than I thought.

If I had a dollar for every time someone said that to me I wouldn't have to go on game shows.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Because duct tape would be cruel?

We usually used a Dymo.

Liquid Paper here.

Hitachi pneumatic nailgun here

Tattoo gun

Cattle brand FTW

I long for the good old days when people used pennies.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Here's an oxymoron for you. Tomorrow I'm participating in this fundraiser trivia competition for my alma mater. It's called "The Brains of Bakersfield".

BRING HOME THE GOLD!

Yeah, that wasn't it.

Wow, you're dumber than I thought.

If I had a dollar for every time someone said that to me I wouldn't have to go on game shows.

Wow, you're poorer than I thought.

 

[Sconch]

Here's an oxymoron for you. Tomorrow I'm participating in this fundraiser trivia competition for my alma mater. It's called "The Brains of Bakersfield".

BRING HOME THE GOLD!

Yeah, that wasn't it.

Wow, you're dumber than I thought.

If I had a dollar for every time someone said that to me I wouldn't have to go on game shows.

Wow, you're poorer than I thought.

I'm probably poorer than I thought as well.

 

[Exit 1]

Riveting discussion....

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Here's an oxymoron for you. Tomorrow I'm participating in this fundraiser trivia competition for my alma mater. It's called "The Brains of Bakersfield".

BRING HOME THE GOLD!

Yeah, that wasn't it.

Wow, you're dumber than I thought.

If I had a dollar for every time someone said that to me I wouldn't have to go on game shows.

Wow, you're poorer than I thought.

I'm probably poorer than I thought as well.

One good night of looting Saturday and you'll never have to suckle at the teat of Trebek again.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Here's an oxymoron for you. Tomorrow I'm participating in this fundraiser trivia competition for my alma mater. It's called "The Brains of Bakersfield".

BRING HOME THE GOLD!

Yeah, that wasn't it.

Wow, you're dumber than I thought.

If I had a dollar for every time someone said that to me I wouldn't have to go on game shows.

Wow, you're poorer than I thought.

I'm probably poorer than I thought as well.

One good night of looting Saturday and you'll never have to suckle at the teat of Trebek again.

Is rape considered looting?

 

[Sconch]

Riveting discussion....

May 20, 1873: Levi Strauss and Jacob Davis receive the patent for "Improvement in Fastening Pocket-Openings" aka for making pants with metal rivets at the stress points.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Riveting discussion....

May 20, 1873: Levi Strauss and Jacob Davis receive the patent for "Improvement in Fastening Pocket-Openings" aka for making pants with metal rivets at the stress points.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?