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GM's thread about nothing (30 Viewers)

I think this weekend was all one giant misunderstanding.

Hammer: "Rap?"

Father Bill: "Sure! May 21."

Random jesusy guy off to the side, who walked in mid-conversation: "Holy Crap!! Billboards!"

 
'Thorn said:
So two of my female FB friends have posted pictures of their babies lately, and each one has put a sticky note on the child with its name and age ("Brittani, two months"). Then they caption the photo with the same thing. Is this something new? Is it just me or does it seem dumb?
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At what age is it no longer okay to slap a post on the kid? 32? Should I walk around with a name tag that says "Dr. Awesome, 29"?
 
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'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'urbanhack said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
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'Aaron Rudnicki said:
Hack>we getting drunk next Friday?
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Yes....I'm still in. I'm buying my ticket first thing tomorrow morning.
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:banned: :hifive:
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I believe saintfool is in as well.furley> hey
 
Why is it so difficult for me to find the Drunk thread? If it's not on the 1st couple pages there is no way I can find it. I'm not drunk now, but I will be later and I figure there is absolutely no way I could find it when intoxicated. If ever there is a thread that should be pinned, it's that one.

 
'Gadzooks said:
Why is it so difficult for me to find the Drunk thread? If it's not on the 1st couple pages there is no way I can find it. I'm not drunk now, but I will be later and I figure there is absolutely no way I could find it when intoxicated. If ever there is a thread that should be pinned, it's that one.
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It took me awhile but I found it. http://forums.footballguys.com/foru...&p=13143794&hl=drunk&fromsearch=1http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=25758&st=6900&p=13143794&hl="drunk"&fromsearch=1entry13143794I typed in the word "drunk". Took almost a whole 30 seconds.

 
There's these really long hallways here in my new work building. I don't like them because you see people you know from like 50 yards away and you have nowhere to look. Do you look at them? Down? Up? At the wall? It's very awkward. With the men, anyway, When it's women, I just stare at their ####.

 
'Dr. Awesome said:
'Gadzooks said:
Why is it so difficult for me to find the Drunk thread? If it's not on the 1st couple pages there is no way I can find it. I'm not drunk now, but I will be later and I figure there is absolutely no way I could find it when intoxicated. If ever there is a thread that should be pinned, it's that one.
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It took me awhile but I found it. http://forums.footballguys.com/foru...&p=13143794&hl=drunk&fromsearch=1http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=25758&st=6900&p=13143794&hl="drunk"&fromsearch=1entry13143794I typed in the word "drunk". Took almost a whole 30 seconds.
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I swear to Joe that I did that as well and I couldn't find it. Thank you Doctor.
 
'Drifter said:
There's these really long hallways here in my new work building. I don't like them because you see people you know from like 50 yards away and you have nowhere to look. Do you look at them? Down? Up? At the wall? It's very awkward. With the men, anyway, When it's women, I just stare at their ####.
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just start adjusting your junk. wimmins will be enticed, mens will be intimidated.
 
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'urbanhack said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'urbanhack said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'urbanhack said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
Hack>we getting drunk next Friday?
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Yes....I'm still in. I'm buying my ticket first thing tomorrow morning.
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:thumbup:
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Order completeYour order is complete! Your order number is xxxx.Thank you for shopping at Revolution Brewing.
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:banned: :hifive:
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I believe saintfool is in as well.furley> hey
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:(
 
'Drifter said:
There's these really long hallways here in my new work building. I don't like them because you see people you know from like 50 yards away and you have nowhere to look. Do you look at them? Down? Up? At the wall? It's very awkward. With the men, anyway, When it's women, I just stare at their ####.
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Lots of weird shtick potential if they're forced to stare at you.
 
'Drifter said:
There's these really long hallways here in my new work building. I don't like them because you see people you know from like 50 yards away and you have nowhere to look. Do you look at them? Down? Up? At the wall? It's very awkward. With the men, anyway, When it's women, I just stare at their ####.
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:lmao:I have the same issue when I walk in the morning. I see somebody 3 blocks away and we're on a collision course. Hate that. I usually use the dog as a crutch. Do you own a dog?
 
'Gadzooks said:
'YSR said:
:lmao: I'm no good for 7 days of vacation - I do best with 3-4 day weekends. I've read all of the books I brought, gotten more sun than I should have, have consumed more Mexican beers than I ever thought possible, and at this point I'm just bored. There's a lot of stuff that we need to be doing back home and I think the stress of that stuff is starting to creep in for both of us.
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Now THAT is a good sign.
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That's why you go on a cruise for a honeymoon. "I'm bored". *overboard*
 
'Thorn said:
'Early_10 said:
'YSR said:
Considering returning from our honeymoon a couple of days early. Does anyone know if the rapture is going to be disrupting flights tomorrow? Should we just wait and come back Monday?
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I don't think the rapture is city specific.
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It rolls through each time zone at 6pm local. So make sure to post at 6:01 Atlantic so we know what to expect.
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It's always a half an hour later in Newfoundland.
 
'Gadzooks said:
'DA RAIDERS said:
'shuke said:
'DA RAIDERS said:
Timmy woke up with the coaches junk in his mouth on an overnight field trip. Timmy transferred, coached got canned. GB the early 80's
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WTMF
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True story. We ####### loved the guy too. State champs 2 years in a row in JV. Put your #### in one kids mouth and buh bye.
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I think the movie Hoosiers would have been better if the reason Coach Dale had gotten fired at Ithaca College was because he tea-bagged a sleeping player instead of just hitting him. That scene when he explains what happened to Barbara Hershey's whorish character would've been much more entertaining.
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:lmao:
 
'Gadzooks said:
'Dr. Awesome said:
'Gadzooks said:
Why is it so difficult for me to find the Drunk thread? If it's not on the 1st couple pages there is no way I can find it. I'm not drunk now, but I will be later and I figure there is absolutely no way I could find it when intoxicated. If ever there is a thread that should be pinned, it's that one.
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It took me awhile but I found it. http://forums.footballguys.com/foru...&p=13143794&hl=drunk&fromsearch=1http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=25758&st=6900&p=13143794&hl="drunk"&fromsearch=1entry13143794I typed in the word "drunk". Took almost a whole 30 seconds.
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I swear to Joe that I did that as well and I couldn't find it. Thank you Doctor.
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He didn't go to Awesome Medical School for eight years to be an idiot.
 
'Dr. Awesome said:
'Thorn said:
So two of my female FB friends have posted pictures of their babies lately, and each one has put a sticky note on the child with its name and age ("Brittani, two months"). Then they caption the photo with the same thing. Is this something new? Is it just me or does it seem dumb?
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At what age is it no longer okay to slap a post on the kid? 32? Should I walk around with a name tag that says "Dr. Awesome, 29"?
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Excellent peacocking potential. :thumbup:
 
1. Yes, we all showered together naked, which was just another source of embarrassment for me. Though if I'd known then what I know now, it would have been a source of pride.

2. We had square dancing as a mandatory PE component as well. :hicks:

3. I hate to turn a fun thread into something more serious, but I'm really troubled at the moment. The good news: we made it to Granada safely, and the house we are renting (different from the one we are buying) is perfect.

Bad news: House we're buying...not so much perfect. For background, I sent Mr. krista down here to scout out houses when I was too busy to come. He did a fine job, and we did everything I thought we should do in terms of making a decision, but...it turns out there is a FEEL to a house that you just need to visit it to understand. (Yeah, I should have known this.)

The positives: the pool (pic provided) and kitchen, in fact most of the outdoor space, is really nice.

The negatives: everything else. It is definitely part of the issue that they have crappy cheap furniture and way too much of it. But it's a feel to the place and the layout that I just don't like. The way they use the space is awful, and the flow is terrible. There is unusable or weirdly usable space everywhere. The place is huge but doesn't make any sense. A weird big garage here, a dark bedroom there. And worst of all, I was assured that we could build a mirador since the thing I didn't like was that we didn't have views. We met with a contractor today--Yes, you can build a mirador! But still you will probably see nothing but rooftops.

It's also further from the main square than I'd like, though a trusted friend here says it is a very good neighborhood.

We are going over again on Sunday and maybe in better light I will feel better about it. I hope so. Otherwise we might have to back out, lose our deposit (ouch!), and incur the wrath of the best realtor in town (who is also the owner), who is also very well known and well connected. Also he's a very nice guy and i would not want to hurt his feelings, which is actually the worst part of all. How do I tell a very sweet couple that the house they adore is just not for me?

This sucks. I got way too eager by sending Mr. krista alone. He didn't do anything wrong, but you just can't understand the "feel" a person might have about a place, and my feel right now is not good. Or at least not good enough to sink so much money in!

I really don't know what to do. Of course it's better to lose our 10% and potentially make an enemy than lose the entire amount to a place I don't want to be, but it's very, very hard at this point.

There's no question I want to buy here, and I'd pay the same amount or more for where I'm sitting right now. It's just not right for me, I think. I'd rather start with a gut rehab and make it exactly what I want than have to make something of this place.

The good news is that Mr. krista just came back with an enormous amount of food presented on several banana leaves, all for $6. Some parts of life are good.

Any advice appreciated.

 
Krista, I probably have no useful advice for you, other than to stock up on Flor de Cana as a lubricant to the decision-making process. Having said that, what are the prospects for appreciation on this property? If good, perhaps make the move and see if you can make it work. If two years goes by and you decide you can't stand it, perhaps you can sell at a profit and find something more to your liking.

On the other hand, I'm half-crocked. Take that into account. Hoping it works out for you guys.

 
'kevzilla said:
Krista, I probably have no useful advice for you, other than to stock up on Flor de Cana as a lubricant to the decision-making process. Having said that, what are the prospects for appreciation on this property? If good, perhaps make the move and see if you can make it work. If two years goes by and you decide you can't stand it, perhaps you can sell at a profit and find something more to your liking.On the other hand, I'm half-crocked. Take that into account. Hoping it works out for you guys.
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Should have mentioned that there is the possibility of $1250/month rent on the property, which is an almost an unheard of amount here (part is already rented and the rest can be if we wish). So we could make very decent money in the meantime, which counsels in favor of buying and turning it later for something we prefer.I'm also half-crocked, however. And going to bed. Pics of $6 Nicaraguan meal to come in morning.
 
'krista4 said:
1. Yes, we all showered together naked, which was just another source of embarrassment for me. Though if I'd known then what I know now, it would have been a source of pride.2. We had square dancing as a mandatory PE component as well. :hicks:3. I hate to turn a fun thread into something more serious, but I'm really troubled at the moment. The good news: we made it to Granada safely, and the house we are renting (different from the one we are buying) is perfect.Bad news: House we're buying...not so much perfect. For background, I sent Mr. krista down here to scout out houses when I was too busy to come. He did a fine job, and we did everything I thought we should do in terms of making a decision, but...it turns out there is a FEEL to a house that you just need to visit it to understand. (Yeah, I should have known this.)The positives: the pool (pic provided) and kitchen, in fact most of the outdoor space, is really nice.The negatives: everything else. It is definitely part of the issue that they have crappy cheap furniture and way too much of it. But it's a feel to the place and the layout that I just don't like. The way they use the space is awful, and the flow is terrible. There is unusable or weirdly usable space everywhere. The place is huge but doesn't make any sense. A weird big garage here, a dark bedroom there. And worst of all, I was assured that we could build a mirador since the thing I didn't like was that we didn't have views. We met with a contractor today--Yes, you can build a mirador! But still you will probably see nothing but rooftops.It's also further from the main square than I'd like, though a trusted friend here says it is a very good neighborhood.We are going over again on Sunday and maybe in better light I will feel better about it. I hope so. Otherwise we might have to back out, lose our deposit (ouch!), and incur the wrath of the best realtor in town (who is also the owner), who is also very well known and well connected. Also he's a very nice guy and i would not want to hurt his feelings, which is actually the worst part of all. How do I tell a very sweet couple that the house they adore is just not for me?This sucks. I got way too eager by sending Mr. krista alone. He didn't do anything wrong, but you just can't understand the "feel" a person might have about a place, and my feel right now is not good. Or at least not good enough to sink so much money in!I really don't know what to do. Of course it's better to lose our 10% and potentially make an enemy than lose the entire amount to a place I don't want to be, but it's very, very hard at this point.There's no question I want to buy here, and I'd pay the same amount or more for where I'm sitting right now. It's just not right for me, I think. I'd rather start with a gut rehab and make it exactly what I want than have to make something of this place.The good news is that Mr. krista just came back with an enormous amount of food presented on several banana leaves, all for $6. Some parts of life are good.Any advice appreciated.
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i feel like the all girl shower/wrestling thing got glossed over with all that other talk. I'm interesetd in this food on banananas leaves too.
 
Pretty sure that the e homer thread will very soon be getting pics of an absolutely spitting image of Selena Gomez. But dickloads hotter.

The reason I'm a horrible person is that she's the girl of a kid I'm kinda friends with. Friends with him, friends with his family, friends with everyone he knows. And as I was sitting at the bar talking with the kid and his aunt, Selena Gomez was grabbing my junk. And before she left she had a napkin w her number on it and decided that my ballsack was the best place to leave it.

I've never been more hot for a chick, and I've never felt more guilty about anything.

I'm seriously awful.

 
'Homer J Simpson said:
Pretty sure that the e homer thread will very soon be getting pics of an absolutely spitting image of Selena Gomez. But dickloads hotter. The reason I'm a horrible person is that she's the girl of a kid I'm kinda friends with. Friends with him, friends with his family, friends with everyone he knows. And as I was sitting at the bar talking with the kid and his aunt, Selena Gomez was grabbing my junk. And before she left she had a napkin w her number on it and decided that my ballsack was the best place to leave it. I've never been more hot for a chick, and I've never felt more guilty about anything. I'm seriously awful.
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:useless:
 
So she was crying on my shoulder about how her guy doesn't pay enough attention to her. And that's when I cupped her spectacularly awesome breast. And she reached down to see how much I liked her.

And this whole scene repeated itself within three feet of her boyfriend a few minutes later. It was so hot and so evil at the same time.

Once again, I'm friggin horrible.

 
'Homer J Simpson said:
So she was crying on my shoulder about how her guy doesn't pay enough attention to her. And that's when I cupped her spectacularly awesome breast. And she reached down to see how much I liked her. And this whole scene repeated itself within three feet of her boyfriend a few minutes later. It was so hot and so evil at the same time. Once again, I'm friggin horrible.
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You friggin awful, horrible person
 
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
'Homer J Simpson said:
So she was crying on my shoulder about how her guy doesn't pay enough attention to her. And that's when I cupped her spectacularly awesome breast. And she reached down to see how much I liked her. And this whole scene repeated itself within three feet of her boyfriend a few minutes later. It was so hot and so evil at the same time. Once again, I'm friggin horrible.
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You friggin awful, horrible person
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yeah. I am.
 
Why? WHY? Why didn't I open this thread sooner... :banned:

Homer, pics.

Krista, same. And something doesn't feel right with him being the owner and the realtor.

Is the rapture on EST?

 
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