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'Disco Stu said:
'Buck Bradcanon said:
'Disco Stu said:
'cosjobs said:
'Disco Stu said:
Is Durant on suicide watch tonight? Not a happy camper right now, despite the backpack.

Also, I'd have Dirk's tall triple german babies. Guten tag!!
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Have you ever seen anyone hold their balls longer on a national broadcast than Stevenson?
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Not that I recall. That dude scares me a little. Through my tv. In person a little pee might come out.Dirkules, Dirkules!!
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Why does Stevenson play at all? And yes, Ron Artest and Tony Allen think Stevenson is bat#### crazy. :crazy:
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He's good at the defense. He's also good at going about 1 for 6. But mainly Terry is just better off the bench for some reason.
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This language you're speaking... French?

 
Cal's school just called me, again. The gal says "Calvin is, um, having an issue I can't help him with, do you, um, want to talk to him." Sure put him on. Turns out his penis hurts. It keeps getting big and he doesn't know what to do about it. I told him to leave it alone and he said he has but it still hurts. WTF is my nurse.

 
'St. Louis Bob said:
Cal's school just called me, again. The gal says "Calvin is, um, having an issue I can't help him with, do you, um, want to talk to him." Sure put him on. Turns out his penis hurts. It keeps getting big and he doesn't know what to do about it. I told him to leave it alone and he said he has but it still hurts. WTF is my nurse.
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Is little Cal old enough to whack it?
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
Cal's school just called me, again. The gal says "Calvin is, um, having an issue I can't help him with, do you, um, want to talk to him." Sure put him on. Turns out his penis hurts. It keeps getting big and he doesn't know what to do about it. I told him to leave it alone and he said he has but it still hurts. WTF is my nurse.
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They haven't dealt with this before, or just don't want to?
 
'Shtaym Syek said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Cal's school just called me, again. The gal says "Calvin is, um, having an issue I can't help him with, do you, um, want to talk to him." Sure put him on. Turns out his penis hurts. It keeps getting big and he doesn't know what to do about it. I told him to leave it alone and he said he has but it still hurts. WTF is my nurse.
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They haven't dealt with this before, or just don't want to?
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I was thinking he goes to a Catholic school. So this seems about right.
 
'eoMMan said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Cal's school just called me, again. The gal says "Calvin is, um, having an issue I can't help him with, do you, um, want to talk to him." Sure put him on. Turns out his penis hurts. It keeps getting big and he doesn't know what to do about it. I told him to leave it alone and he said he has but it still hurts. WTF is my nurse.
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Is little Cal old enough to whack it?
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He just turned 7 so no but both of my boys have been fascinated with the superior genes I bestowed on them for quite some time now.
'Disco Stu said:
'Shtaym Syek said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Cal's school just called me, again. The gal says "Calvin is, um, having an issue I can't help him with, do you, um, want to talk to him." Sure put him on. Turns out his penis hurts. It keeps getting big and he doesn't know what to do about it. I told him to leave it alone and he said he has but it still hurts. WTF is my nurse.
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They haven't dealt with this before, or just don't want to?
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I was thinking he goes to a Catholic school. So this seems about right.
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:goodposting:
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
Cal's school just called me, again. The gal says "Calvin is, um, having an issue I can't help him with, do you, um, want to talk to him." Sure put him on. Turns out his penis hurts. It keeps getting big and he doesn't know what to do about it. I told him to leave it alone and he said he has but it still hurts. WTF is my nurse.
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I could fax him a picture of my MIL. Total boner-killer.
 
'Disco Stu said:
'Shtaym Syek said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Cal's school just called me, again. The gal says "Calvin is, um, having an issue I can't help him with, do you, um, want to talk to him." Sure put him on. Turns out his penis hurts. It keeps getting big and he doesn't know what to do about it. I told him to leave it alone and he said he has but it still hurts. WTF is my nurse.
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They haven't dealt with this before, or just don't want to?
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I was thinking he goes to a Catholic school. So this seems about right.
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So they deal with it all the time but nobody talks about until confession...or a subpoena.
 
who's in for the first FBG group field trip to Nicaragua? Party at the K4s. Free mangoes!

 
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'St. Louis Bob said:
Cal's school just called me, again. The gal says "Calvin is, um, having an issue I can't help him with, do you, um, want to talk to him." Sure put him on. Turns out his penis hurts. It keeps getting big and he doesn't know what to do about it. I told him to leave it alone and he said he has but it still hurts. WTF is my nurse.
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Weekend field trip to see Uncle Stu?
 
My MIL is staying with us for a few days. Last night, my son (2) was hanging out with her in the basement and suddenly I hear him crying/whining in protest. My wife asks her mom what's going on and she says that she had to go to the bathroom so she was trying to get him to go in there with her and he didn't want to go. I mumbled something like, "Good decision, buddy". My wife didn't find that amusing.

 
'Drifter said:
My MIL is staying with us for a few days. Last night, my son (2) was hanging out with her in the basement and suddenly I hear him crying/whining in protest. My wife asks her mom what's going on and she says that she had to go to the bathroom so she was trying to get him to go in there with her and he didn't want to go. I mumbled something like, "Good decision, buddy". My wife didn't find that amusing.
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I think I missed something here. Your MIL wanted your kid to pee in the basement?
 
'Sconch said:
'Drifter said:
My MIL is staying with us for a few days. Last night, my son (2) was hanging out with her in the basement and suddenly I hear him crying/whining in protest. My wife asks her mom what's going on and she says that she had to go to the bathroom so she was trying to get him to go in there with her and he didn't want to go. I mumbled something like, "Good decision, buddy". My wife didn't find that amusing.
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I think I missed something here. Your MIL wanted your kid to pee in the basement?
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no, even worse. His MIL wanted his kid to go into the bathroom with her while she peed
 
'krista4 said:
'Oliver Humanzee said:
'Shtaym Syek said:
These Krista updates are awesome.Since I haven't kept up fully:1. Is this a 100% permanent move?2. What are you doing for work there?3. What is Mr. Krista going to be doing there?4. Are you really opening a restaurant?
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I am not Krista, but I think I can field this one.1. We are at LEAST two years out from moving anywhere. Once we do, the plan is to live there until it no longer suits us, or we die.2. We will be opening a restaurant. 3. We will be opening a restaurant.4. Yes.
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Keys, we're just down here to buy right now, with the intention of moving in 2-3 years. All FBG I like are welcome to use the house for free (within reason) until we move. :)
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Seriously? I love to travel...... :unsure:
 
'DA RAIDERS said:
'krista4 said:
'Oliver Humanzee said:
'Shtaym Syek said:
These Krista updates are awesome.Since I haven't kept up fully:1. Is this a 100% permanent move?2. What are you doing for work there?3. What is Mr. Krista going to be doing there?4. Are you really opening a restaurant?
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I am not Krista, but I think I can field this one.1. We are at LEAST two years out from moving anywhere. Once we do, the plan is to live there until it no longer suits us, or we die.2. We will be opening a restaurant. 3. We will be opening a restaurant.4. Yes.
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Keys, we're just down here to buy right now, with the intention of moving in 2-3 years. All FBG I like are welcome to use the house for free (within reason) until we move. :)
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Seriously? I love to travel...... :unsure:
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She said FBGs she likes. Sorry.
 
'Homer J Simpson said:
'DA RAIDERS said:
'krista4 said:
'Oliver Humanzee said:
'Shtaym Syek said:
These Krista updates are awesome.Since I haven't kept up fully:1. Is this a 100% permanent move?2. What are you doing for work there?3. What is Mr. Krista going to be doing there?4. Are you really opening a restaurant?
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I am not Krista, but I think I can field this one.1. We are at LEAST two years out from moving anywhere. Once we do, the plan is to live there until it no longer suits us, or we die.2. We will be opening a restaurant. 3. We will be opening a restaurant.4. Yes.
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Keys, we're just down here to buy right now, with the intention of moving in 2-3 years. All FBG I like are welcome to use the house for free (within reason) until we move. :)
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Seriously? I love to travel...... :unsure:
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She said FBGs she likes. Sorry.
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Hence the :unsure: Yhanks for the heads up pedo
 
'DA RAIDERS said:
'Homer J Simpson said:
'DA RAIDERS said:
'krista4 said:
'Oliver Humanzee said:
'Shtaym Syek said:
These Krista updates are awesome.Since I haven't kept up fully:1. Is this a 100% permanent move?2. What are you doing for work there?3. What is Mr. Krista going to be doing there?4. Are you really opening a restaurant?
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I am not Krista, but I think I can field this one.1. We are at LEAST two years out from moving anywhere. Once we do, the plan is to live there until it no longer suits us, or we die.2. We will be opening a restaurant. 3. We will be opening a restaurant.4. Yes.
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Keys, we're just down here to buy right now, with the intention of moving in 2-3 years. All FBG I like are welcome to use the house for free (within reason) until we move. :)
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Seriously? I love to travel...... :unsure:
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She said FBGs she likes. Sorry.
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Hence the :unsure: Yhanks for the heads up pedo
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:thumbup: Glad to help
 
Krista- I checked out some real estate prices down there, and I'm curious? Why Grenada, when you can have a villa with an ocean view for less than 2 bills? Because of the restaurant plan?

 
After 2 1/2 years of bitter divorce, I finally met some chick that interests me. The last time I dated anyone was 1996. There was pretty much no internet, no facebook, and no texting. At this point, I'm not exactly sure what I'm supposed to do to bridge the gap between checking out her facebook page and burying her in a shallow grave.

 
'-fish- said:
After 2 1/2 years of bitter divorce, I finally met some chick that interests me. The last time I dated anyone was 1996. There was pretty much no internet, no facebook, and no texting. At this point, I'm not exactly sure what I'm supposed to do to bridge the gap between checking out her facebook page and burying her in a shallow grave.
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Sue her? Draft her a will?
 
'-fish- said:
After 2 1/2 years of bitter divorce, I finally met some chick that interests me. The last time I dated anyone was 1996. There was pretty much no internet, no facebook, and no texting. At this point, I'm not exactly sure what I'm supposed to do to bridge the gap between checking out her facebook page and burying her in a shallow grave.
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Call her. Threaten to bury her. Orrrrrr.....tell her that you haven't had sex in 2.5 years and that she's the first person in that time to interest you in any way. Invite her to have dinner at your place. Make sure you know what she likes to drink. Have lots of it.... Voila everyone in bliss.
 
I hate my boss with a blinding passion.

I make more money than him and he resents me for that big time. He's always on my ### about the stupidest ####. He and our regional manager are super tight, the two of them have engaged in many an extra marital affair while on company retreats. Damn I wish had proof. So I really have no recourse other than to smile and take his ####. Although I do take some solace that he has to sign off on my $$$ every week.

#### you HMIC!!!

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'DA RAIDERS said:
'-fish- said:
After 2 1/2 years of bitter divorce, I finally met some chick that interests me. The last time I dated anyone was 1996. There was pretty much no internet, no facebook, and no texting. At this point, I'm not exactly sure what I'm supposed to do to bridge the gap between checking out her facebook page and burying her in a shallow grave.
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Call her. Threaten to bury her. Orrrrrr.....tell her that you haven't had sex in 2.5 years and that she's the first person in that time to interest you in any way. Invite her to have dinner at your place. Make sure you know what she likes to drink. Have lots of it.... Voila everyone in bliss.
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There's been sex. Just not interest or dating. But that might work. I met her at a fund raiser, talked to her for a while and was going to call her for drinks this week. People still actually use phones, right?
 
'-fish- said:
'DA RAIDERS said:
'-fish- said:
After 2 1/2 years of bitter divorce, I finally met some chick that interests me. The last time I dated anyone was 1996. There was pretty much no internet, no facebook, and no texting. At this point, I'm not exactly sure what I'm supposed to do to bridge the gap between checking out her facebook page and burying her in a shallow grave.
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Call her. Threaten to bury her. Orrrrrr.....tell her that you haven't had sex in 2.5 years and that she's the first person in that time to interest you in any way. Invite her to have dinner at your place. Make sure you know what she likes to drink. Have lots of it.... Voila everyone in bliss.
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There's been sex. Just not interest or dating. But that might work. I met her at a fund raiser, talked to her for a while and was going to call her for drinks this week. People still actually use phones, right?
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The novelty of being real and the use of an actual phone will work wonders. Make sure you can text her though, it will come in handy once flirting begins.
 
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'eoMMan said:
'-fish- said:
After 2 1/2 years of bitter divorce, I finally met some chick that interests me. The last time I dated anyone was 1996. There was pretty much no internet, no facebook, and no texting. At this point, I'm not exactly sure what I'm supposed to do to bridge the gap between checking out her facebook page and burying her in a shallow grave.
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Sue her? Draft her a will?
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:lmao:
 
fish used to be the Rover and lives near Seattle. he gave his old account to Truck, which was probably discussed somewhere earlier in this thread.

 
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
fish used to be the Rover and lives near Seattle. he gave his old account to Truck, which was probably discussed somewhere earlier in this thread.
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oh yeah. See, I did know that. I went through a training class last week, and it probably pushed out a few of the loosely-connected facts. "Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?"
 
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