GM's thread about nothing (27 Viewers)

[kevzilla]

Dude, it's a beach. It's humid, the wind is howling, and it's 1996.

 

[Thorn]

Ya so the bruins won man

i don't think you can be blamed for the lack of updates. 0-0 that late in the game you're afraid to look away for a second. can't believe you went to the game. really can't believe you went to sissy k's.

Such a weird game. I was at game 5 which was back and forth, and I was in the "cheap" seats. That was ####ing nuts. Every moment of every play, people were freaking out, screaming, telling the players what to do. This was different; intense, but different. I was in the club seats, which is rich boy area. Guy behind me at one point fake shouted into his phone that people in front of him wouldn't sit down. Ya stuff it, guy. The whole arena was clenched like they were in a big meeting after having ten draft beers the night before. Even after it was over, it wasn't like "YEAH WE WON" it was like, "holy #### it's real, right? RIGHT?"

 

[Thorn]

Dude, it's a beach. It's humid, the wind is howling, and it's 1996.

um

 

[Thorn]

wait are you from the South?

 

[kevzilla]

wait are you from the South?

Yes.:softball:

 

[Thorn]

wait are you from the South?

Yes.

:softball:

jesus what is it with you guys yall and your bangs?

 

[Sconch]

Finally home from this fiasco of a class trip. Too tired to even drink. I haven't taken a dump all day. I hate kids. I hate Disneyland. I hate Bentley.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

OK, you dickmittens wanted to see my Mexicaned ex-wife. Here you go.

On the beach

Before the screaming

nicest possible way...your hair sucks

Looks like a mighty fine mullet he's brewin'.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

How does shuke know Keith Stone?

 

[Early_10]

My buddy's dad has been fighting cancer for about a year, and losing. Been in Hospice for a week or so, and we all knew the end was coming soon. So I woke up Wednesday morning around 11 and had a few texts. The first was from my buddy's wife at around 7AM, "Hi P, Brendan's dad passed away this morning." The next text was from Brendan an hour or so later, "Beers and golf at Diamondback, 1 o'clock. Be there." Played 18 with him and his three brothers and two BILs, got completely hammered and had a blast. God bless the Irish.Heading to calling hours in a minute. Bet your sweet a##es I packed a cooler. RIP Buster McCloud, one of the ballbustingest, badass octogenarians you'd ever want to meet. :tips40:

BTW, is this what we can expect as "participation" in this thread from you, K4 & E10 going forward? It's like having sex with my wife when she's passed out.

Sorry. Now that I'm married, I've been spending my time learning how to use sex as a weapon.

Now that I'm divorcing I have no one to use sex as a weapon against. And I started a new job on Thursday. Family business and divorce don't go hand in hand. It's a 6 week temp job but I'm enjoying it. I'm thinking of going back to school in September. What would you study in this day and age? Most of the decent job posting in my area are accounting or trades.

 

[Early_10]

Ya so the bruins won man

i don't think you can be blamed for the lack of updates. 0-0 that late in the game you're afraid to look away for a second. can't believe you went to the game. really can't believe you went to sissy k's.

Aaron would have given us scoreboard pics. You're no Aaron.

 

[Early_10]

RIP Buster

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My buddy's dad has been fighting cancer for about a year, and losing. Been in Hospice for a week or so, and we all knew the end was coming soon. So I woke up Wednesday morning around 11 and had a few texts. The first was from my buddy's wife at around 7AM, "Hi P, Brendan's dad passed away this morning." The next text was from Brendan an hour or so later, "Beers and golf at Diamondback, 1 o'clock. Be there." Played 18 with him and his three brothers and two BILs, got completely hammered and had a blast. God bless the Irish.Heading to calling hours in a minute. Bet your sweet a##es I packed a cooler. RIP Buster McCloud, one of the ballbustingest, badass octogenarians you'd ever want to meet. :tips40:

BTW, is this what we can expect as "participation" in this thread from you, K4 & E10 going forward? It's like having sex with my wife when she's passed out.

They're posting from the alley behind Paddy O's?

You talking about that time Wrigley & Oh Yes! were in town?

My buddy's dad has been fighting cancer for about a year, and losing. Been in Hospice for a week or so, and we all knew the end was coming soon. So I woke up Wednesday morning around 11 and had a few texts. The first was from my buddy's wife at around 7AM, "Hi P, Brendan's dad passed away this morning." The next text was from Brendan an hour or so later, "Beers and golf at Diamondback, 1 o'clock. Be there." Played 18 with him and his three brothers and two BILs, got completely hammered and had a blast. God bless the Irish.Heading to calling hours in a minute. Bet your sweet a##es I packed a cooler. RIP Buster McCloud, one of the ballbustingest, badass octogenarians you'd ever want to meet. :tips40:

BTW, is this what we can expect as "participation" in this thread from you, K4 & E10 going forward? It's like having sex with my wife when she's passed out.

Sorry. Now that I'm married, I've been spending my time learning how to use sex as a weapon.

Try jamming a Rambo knife up in there. Put a ninja star in the other one.

God, this Bud Select tastes like butt. I'd gladly trade this in for a Mickey's. Or mule sperm.

####### elitist.

 

[Thorn]

Ya so the bruins won man

i don't think you can be blamed for the lack of updates. 0-0 that late in the game you're afraid to look away for a second. can't believe you went to the game. really can't believe you went to sissy k's.

Aaron would have given us scoreboard pics. You're no Aaron.

I don't know what was going on inside the garden - maybe they can block phones? I honestly couldn't do anything other than text.Scoreboard: http://tinypic.com/r/1z1728j/7

Our seats, not bad if you roll like chet: http://tinypic.com/r/1zc3k3b/7

 

[Good Posting Judge]

OK, you dickmittens wanted to see my Mexicaned ex-wife. Here you go.

On the beach

Before the screaming

nicest possible way...your hair sucks

Jesus, I'm surprised your wife hasn't tried to jump the fence back into Mexico to get away from that thing on your head.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

House update:

The people that looked at our house and another house for a second time Tuesday. They looked at 13 houses the previous week. They ruled out all of the other houses except ours but aren't ready to make an offer. Dickmittens.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Credit card bill arrived. Total amount jacked at ea.com, worldwinner.com, pogo.com & itunes by the fruit of my loins?

Spoiler

$441.80

 

[Gadzooks]

OK, you dickmittens wanted to see my Mexicaned ex-wife. Here you go.

On the beach

Before the screaming

nicest possible way...your hair sucks

Can we get a poll on who had a better hairstyle: Kevzilla-1996 or that Flat-top-ish hairdo SLB sported back in the day (I believe there is a pic of that somewhere in this thread)

 

[kevzilla]

I was too drunk last night to even consider cropping myself out of those pics.

 

[Sconch]

Credit card bill arrived. Total amount jacked at ea.com, worldwinner.com, pogo.com & itunes by the fruit of my loins?

Spoiler

$441.80

 

[Early_10]

Credit card bill arrived. Total amount jacked at ea.com, worldwinner.com, pogo.com & itunes by the fruit of my loins?

Spoiler

$441.80

Pogo is free...no idea why people pay to play the same games in a different room...oh right, badges. Pogo was the first game site I played on. It use to be that you could change your screen name by yourself so the regulars all had an identifiable part of their name and a part they would change. Mine was Just<insertwhatever>. I had changed my name from JustClimbing to JustRioting and when I got pregnant on my now 8 year old I changed it to JustExpecting with the plan to change it again. Then they changed it that you could no longer change the name.

Anyway, it's got millions of points that I have no idea are for.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

House update:The people that looked at our house and another house for a second time Tuesday. They looked at 13 houses the previous week. They ruled out all of the other houses except ours but aren't ready to make an offer. Dickmittens.

This housing market is impossibly awful.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

My health kick cocktail nowadays is fresh ruby red grapefruit juice and bourbon. I like it better than a greyhound or salty dog (vokda and gin).

FYI. A salty dog is merely a greyhound with a salt rim. I like to drink vodka. I Like to drink grapefruit juice. Put them together and :XIt has to do with passing out and vomiting for hours after drinking way too many greyhounds. This was 20+ years ago, you'd think I'd have gotten over it by now.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Credit card bill arrived. Total amount jacked at ea.com, worldwinner.com, pogo.com & itunes by the fruit of my loins?

Spoiler

$441.80

Pogo is free...no idea why people pay to play the same games in a different room...oh right, badges. Pogo was the first game site I played on. It use to be that you could change your screen name by yourself so the regulars all had an identifiable part of their name and a part they would change. Mine was Just<insertwhatever>. I had changed my name from JustClimbing to JustRioting and when I got pregnant on my now 8 year old I changed it to JustExpecting with the plan to change it again. Then they changed it that you could no longer change the name.

Anyway, it's got millions of points that I have no idea are for.

I'm not even sure exactly what I just read here but are you saying my son, my son that turned 7 two weeks ago, isn't good with money? I'd kick you in the crotch if you were here for that kind of insult.

House update:

The people that looked at our house and another house for a second time Tuesday. They looked at 13 houses the previous week. They ruled out all of the other houses except ours but aren't ready to make an offer. Dickmittens.

This housing market is impossibly awful.

Which is why I'm doing everything I can to stay in the good graces of Cal's current school. We got 3 months, clock is ticking.

 

[krista4]

SLB, Studs n Duds claimed the "'like' everything on Facebook" schtick already.

Also, sorry about the dickmittens.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

SLB, Studs n Duds claimed the "'like' everything on Facebook" schtick already. Also, sorry about the dickmittens.

DAMN IT!How's Granada?

 

[shuke]

How does shuke know Keith Stone?

 

[krista4]

SLB, Studs n Duds claimed the "'like' everything on Facebook" schtick already. Also, sorry about the dickmittens.

DAMN IT!How's Granada?

We've been back in Memphis since late Thursday night. Being married to a chef means needing to be at home on most weekends. :(

 

[DA RAIDERS]

SLB, Studs n Duds claimed the "'like' everything on Facebook" schtick already. Also, sorry about the dickmittens.

DAMN IT!How's Granada?

We've been back in Memphis since late Thursday night. Being married to a chef means needing to be at home on most weekends. :(

What restaurant?

 

[krista4]

SLB, Studs n Duds claimed the "'like' everything on Facebook" schtick already.

Also, sorry about the dickmittens.

DAMN IT!How's Granada?

We've been back in Memphis since late Thursday night. Being married to a chef means needing to be at home on most weekends. :(

What restaurant?

My link

 

[DA RAIDERS]

SLB, Studs n Duds claimed the "'like' everything on Facebook" schtick already.

Also, sorry about the dickmittens.

DAMN IT!How's Granada?

We've been back in Memphis since late Thursday night. Being married to a chef means needing to be at home on most weekends. :(

What restaurant?

My link

Looks great!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

SLB, Studs n Duds claimed the "'like' everything on Facebook" schtick already.

Also, sorry about the dickmittens.

DAMN IT!How's Granada?

We've been back in Memphis since late Thursday night. Being married to a chef means needing to be at home on most weekends. :(

What restaurant?

My link

Looks great!

No kids tonight so we're headed to LoRusso's for dinner. A little more notice and we would have made the trip to Memphis. I'll probably get laid tonight. If I can get a boner.

 

[krista4]

SLB, Studs n Duds claimed the "'like' everything on Facebook" schtick already.

Also, sorry about the dickmittens.

DAMN IT!How's Granada?

We've been back in Memphis since late Thursday night. Being married to a chef means needing to be at home on most weekends. :(

What restaurant?

My link

Looks great!

No kids tonight so we're headed to LoRusso's for dinner. A little more notice and we would have made the trip to Memphis. I'll probably get laid tonight. If I can get a boner.

Thanks, guys. It is really good. My mom and stepfather are in town and we're heading there tonight as they have never been there. Then we're going to see Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Just got home from Buster's funeral...it started at 10am.

Once again, GB the Irish.

I swear to jebus, whenever I die all I want is for people to still be doing shots in my honor 6 hours after the funeral. That's it. I can't think of a better memorial.

 

[Sconch]

Just got home from Buster's funeral...it started at 10am.Once again, GB the Irish.I swear to jebus, whenever I die all I want is for people to still be doing shots in my honor 6 hours after the funeral. That's it. I can't think of a better memorial.

Shots served by the JV cheerleading squad?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I was too drunk last night to even consider cropping myself out of those pics.

at drunken picture posting.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Just got home from Buster's funeral...it started at 10am.Once again, GB the Irish.I swear to jebus, whenever I die all I want is for people to still be doing shots in my honor 6 hours after the funeral. That's it. I can't think of a better memorial.

Shots served by the JV cheerleading squad?

The afterparty was at a bar I worked at a couple years ago, so I knew most of the staff. I'll be back there toward the end of the night to do horrible things to a spectacular 23-year old that I hooked up with last month. And the hookup left a lot to be desired, so I really need to finish this job. Seriously, she's one of the most spectacular chicks in the world...that really could pass for a JV cheerleader.I have a feeling that Buster would be happy if I bagged this broad.

 

[Gadzooks]

No kids tonight so we're headed to LoRusso's for dinner. A little more notice and we would have made the trip to Memphis. I'll probably get laid tonight. If I can get a boner.

Update on your boner?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

No kids tonight so we're headed to LoRusso's for dinner. A little more notice and we would have made the trip to Memphis. I'll probably get laid tonight. If I can get a boner.

Update on your boner?

Update on yours?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Just gave my first real-world "dickmitten" insult...can't wait to see how it goes over.

BTW, it's 8 o'clock and I'm having trouble typing. If I come back here at any point after midnight, someone needs to give me a 12 hour timeout.

LOL I thought I posted this 20 minutes ago...

 

[Gadzooks]

Speaking of boners.....

I thought I was going to stay in tonight and drink heavily while watching infomercials and season 2 of "Life On Top" on Cinemax. However, got a text from a girl that moved to California but is in town for the weekend. We've always had a flirty relationship but other than making out for 10 seconds at an 8th grade party, we've never done anything. Me thinks tonight could be interesting, here's our texts so far:

Her: Hey you... Are you parenting this weekend or we can get a drinky?

Me: I'm not parenting this weekend so we can do whatever you want.

Her: Whatever I want....hhhmmmmm...... could be a fun night, lol

Me: Yep.. drinks, romantic music, midget porn, deep conversation etc.

Her: LMAO.. all my favs.. I'm gonna shower then I'll come pick you up.

This is a developing situation...................

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So I lost a crapload of weight over the winter, and at this point I only have two pair of jeans that can be said to "fit", yet I can take both off without unbuttoning. And ftr, this ability has come in handy once or twice.

Anyway, I wear the fatguy jean s when I work, and the regularguy jeans for going out. It works nicely, but I haven't done laundry in at least a month.

So regular and fatguy have both been worn at least 14 times each. I don't care...I just want to let the rest of you disgusting single guys that it's totally OK to wear nasty stinkiy jeans..

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Speaking of boners.....I thought I was going to stay in tonight and drink heavily while watching infomercials and season 2 of "Life On Top" on Cinemax. However, got a text from a girl that moved to California but is in town for the weekend. We've always had a flirty relationship but other than making out for 10 seconds at an 8th grade party, we've never done anything. Me thinks tonight could be interesting, here's our texts so far:Her: Hey you... Are you parenting this weekend or we can get a drinky?Me: I'm not parenting this weekend so we can do whatever you want.Her: Whatever I want....hhhmmmmm...... could be a fun night, lolMe: Yep.. drinks, romantic music, midget porn, deep conversation etc.Her: LMAO.. all my favs.. I'm gonna shower then I'll come pick you up.This is a developing situation...................

I'll be so disappointed if you don't #### on her #########BTW, that last set of #'s is meant to be ambiguous.

 

[Gadzooks]

Speaking of boners.....

I thought I was going to stay in tonight and drink heavily while watching infomercials and season 2 of "Life On Top" on Cinemax. However, got a text from a girl that moved to California but is in town for the weekend. We've always had a flirty relationship but other than making out for 10 seconds at an 8th grade party, we've never done anything. Me thinks tonight could be interesting, here's our texts so far:

Her: Hey you... Are you parenting this weekend or we can get a drinky?

Me: I'm not parenting this weekend so we can do whatever you want.

Her: Whatever I want....hhhmmmmm...... could be a fun night, lol

Me: Yep.. drinks, romantic music, midget porn, deep conversation etc.

Her: LMAO.. all my favs.. I'm gonna shower then I'll come pick you up.

This is a developing situation...................

I'll be so disappointed if you don't #### on her #########BTW, that last set of #'s is meant to be ambiguous.

I'm gonna scream your name when I do it.

 

[General Malaise]

Speaking of boners.....

I thought I was going to stay in tonight and drink heavily while watching infomercials and season 2 of "Life On Top" on Cinemax. However, got a text from a girl that moved to California but is in town for the weekend. We've always had a flirty relationship but other than making out for 10 seconds at an 8th grade party, we've never done anything. Me thinks tonight could be interesting, here's our texts so far:

Her: Hey you... Are you parenting this weekend or we can get a drinky?

Me: I'm not parenting this weekend so we can do whatever you want.

Her: Whatever I want....hhhmmmmm...... could be a fun night, lol

Me: Yep.. drinks, romantic music, midget porn, deep conversation etc.

Her: LMAO.. all my favs.. I'm gonna shower then I'll come pick you up.

This is a developing situation...................

I'll be so disappointed if you don't #### on her #########BTW, that last set of #'s is meant to be ambiguous.

I'm gonna scream your name when I do it.

I ran 9 miles today. I sure hope my bride of one year is understanding when I pass out during sex tonight.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So not to turn this into a music thread, but this is what just came up on my iPod:

Great song, but I had already texted two of my friends to make their job tonight NOT letting me communicate with my ex. That song aint helping while it's just me sitting here. Right now, typing this post is the only thing keeping me from calling/texting.

I'm seriously just gonna start making #### up until I can safely hit "add reply" and have a few friggin minutes of peace.

Crunch Berries were better back in the old days when you had to conserve berries. There's just too many berries now. Where's the challenge?

I've never felt more strongly so quickly about anyone in my entire life. In fact, I've never felt more strongly about anyone ever.

Frick, why do heartbreaking songs keep coming up?

I never thought I'd say this, but on my list of favorite FBG's, Tanner has overtaken Sacamano. Even though I've never gotten hammered and snuggled with Tanner. Bob, at least TB wil occasionally text me random #### and I get bupkus from you. My number has been the same for ten years...YOU HAVE IT!

That, BTW, was a totall girly attempt to get Bobby Sac to communicate with me even though we can't really hang out IRL anymore.

As a matter of drunkenness, here's Homer's number 614.266.9585 Anyine that feels a little froggy tonight, feeel free to send idiotic messages. FBG handles will be appreciated.

Just got up and had to skip through 9 songs. Rockin out solo, leaving my place shortly. I'm so late it's silly...

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Speaking of boners.....

I thought I was going to stay in tonight and drink heavily while watching infomercials and season 2 of "Life On Top" on Cinemax. However, got a text from a girl that moved to California but is in town for the weekend. We've always had a flirty relationship but other than making out for 10 seconds at an 8th grade party, we've never done anything. Me thinks tonight could be interesting, here's our texts so far:

Her: Hey you... Are you parenting this weekend or we can get a drinky?

Me: I'm not parenting this weekend so we can do whatever you want.

Her: Whatever I want....hhhmmmmm...... could be a fun night, lol

Me: Yep.. drinks, romantic music, midget porn, deep conversation etc.

Her: LMAO.. all my favs.. I'm gonna shower then I'll come pick you up.

This is a developing situation...................

I'll be so disappointed if you don't #### on her #########BTW, that last set of #'s is meant to be ambiguous.

I'm gonna scream your name when I do it.

I ran 9 miles today. I sure hope my bride of one year is understanding when I pass out during sex tonight.

I couldn't have sex if I watched someone run 9 miles.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

BTW if I don't get something from Oregon after posting my phone number, I might cry.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

So not to turn this into a music thread, but this is what just came up on my iPod:

 

[Sconch]

So not to turn this into a music thread, but this is what just came up on my iPod:

Damn you're gay.