GM's thread about nothing (34 Viewers)

[Sconch]

Speaking of boners.....

I thought I was going to stay in tonight and drink heavily while watching infomercials and season 2 of "Life On Top" on Cinemax. However, got a text from a girl that moved to California but is in town for the weekend. We've always had a flirty relationship but other than making out for 10 seconds at an 8th grade party, we've never done anything. Me thinks tonight could be interesting, here's our texts so far:

Her: Hey you... Are you parenting this weekend or we can get a drinky?

Me: I'm not parenting this weekend so we can do whatever you want.

Her: Whatever I want....hhhmmmmm...... could be a fun night, lol

Me: Yep.. drinks, romantic music, midget porn, deep conversation etc.

Her: LMAO.. all my favs.. I'm gonna shower then I'll come pick you up.

This is a developing situation...................

I'll be so disappointed if you don't #### on her #########BTW, that last set of #'s is meant to be ambiguous.

I'm gonna scream your name when I do it.

I ran 9 miles today. I sure hope my bride of one year is understanding when I pass out during sex tonight.

I couldn't have sex if I watched someone run 9 miles.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So not to turn this into a music thread, but this is what just came up on my iPod:

You say that now....

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So the boys I was supposed to meet have officially cashed out for the night. If you're lucky, I might be here all night.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm so pissed. I could have taken a nap and had a full night of debauchery, but felt I was holding things up among the McCloud boys...then they all bail. I'm ready to die, but frick I was ready to keep this #### going 'til sunrise. This seriously is killing my tail possibilities tonight.

 

[Gadzooks]

I'm not sure if i'm more excited about possibly having relations with a girl thats better looking than I'm use to...... or texting Homer before, during and after I provide this girl with about 9 minutes of average secks.

 

[Gadzooks]

And I'm just gonna assume the drunk thread will be bumped later

 

[mr. furley]

I'm not sure if i'm more excited about possibly having relations with a girl thats better looking than I'm use to...... or texting Homer before, during and after I provide this girl with about 9 minutes of average secks.

slooooooooow down, fella. nobody wants you having a grabber.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Still waiting for anyone good to text.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm not sure if i'm more excited about possibly having relations with a girl thats better looking than I'm use to...... or texting Homer before, during and after I provide this girl with about 9 minutes of average secks.

Dude, nine minutes? Let's not get too ambitious.

 

[mr. furley]

:beer:

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Still waiting for anyone good to text.

 

[mr. furley]

lol

 

[Sconch]

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!?!?!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Still waiting for anyone good to text.

Hey, F

What? I said anyone good...do you consider yourself good?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

When does the porn show up?

 

[El Floppo]

I ... never mind.

 

[mr. furley]

When does the porn show up?

explain this: *** OFFICIAL *** Bachelorette expert

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Still waiting for anyone good to text.

What's your problem?I'll tell you my problem...I've been sitting here NOT drinking for the past hour. Just so I can be coherent enough to go out and get some youngster loving. You of all people should know how difficult this is. Frick!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Still waiting for anyone good to text.

Hey, F

What? I said anyone good...do you consider yourself good?

Do you want me to text you a picture of my butthole?

Hey, I sent a pic of my nipple but apparently that's not good enough

 

[Mr. Pickles]

When does the porn show up?

explain this: *** OFFICIAL *** Bachelorette expert

Pretty self-explanatory.

 

[mr. furley]

When does the porn show up?

explain this: *** OFFICIAL *** Bachelorette expert

Pretty self-explanatory.

realize who you're talking to here?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

When does the porn show up?

explain this: *** OFFICIAL *** Bachelorette expert

Pretty self-explanatory.

realize who you're talking to here?

Can you clarify as to what is confusing you?

 

[Sconch]

I sent you a pic of my cat. No cat nipples though.

 

[MacArtist]

Just got home from Buster's funeral...it started at 10am.Once again, GB the Irish.I swear to jebus, whenever I die all I want is for people to still be doing shots in my honor 6 hours after the funeral. That's it. I can't think of a better memorial.

Shots served by the JV cheerleading squad?

The afterparty was at a bar I worked at a couple years ago, so I knew most of the staff. I'll be back there toward the end of the night to do horrible things to a spectacular 23-year old that I hooked up with last month. And the hookup left a lot to be desired, so I really need to finish this job. Seriously, she's one of the most spectacular chicks in the world...that really could pass for a JV cheerleader.I have a feeling that Buster would be happy if I bagged this broad.

Nice!! That is what we did after Mud's funeral at his favorite golf course's clubhouse. Kegs, shots, etc. First time I had ever been to a funeral like that. Mud would have given it a good ol' Aggies

 

[MacArtist]

Krista, that menu looks scrumptious! Plus, you guys get an added bonus for not forcing me to have to download a PDF to view it. Good luck with your overseas adventure. You are truly living the life.

 

[Sconch]

I got a pic of a shirt on a chair from Homer.

Slap it high?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I got a pic of a shirt on a chair from Homer.Slap it high?

Meh. I'm lazy.

 

[mr. furley]

When does the porn show up?

explain this: *** OFFICIAL *** Bachelorette expert

Pretty self-explanatory.

realize who you're talking to here?

Can you clarify as to what is confusing you?

whose blog that is

 

[Mr. Pickles]

When does the porn show up?

explain this: *** OFFICIAL *** Bachelorette expert

Pretty self-explanatory.

realize who you're talking to here?

Can you clarify as to what is confusing you?

whose blog that is

Mine?

 

[mr. furley]

When does the porn show up?

explain this: *** OFFICIAL *** Bachelorette expert

Pretty self-explanatory.

realize who you're talking to here?

Can you clarify as to what is confusing you?

whose blog that is

Mine?

you see, this is where the confusion lies

 

[cosjobs]

Just got home from Buster's funeral...it started at 10am.Once again, GB the Irish.I swear to jebus, whenever I die all I want is for people to still be doing shots in my honor 6 hours after the funeral. That's it. I can't think of a better memorial.

Shots served by the JV cheerleading squad?

The afterparty was at a bar I worked at a couple years ago, so I knew most of the staff. I'll be back there toward the end of the night to do horrible things to a spectacular 23-year old that I hooked up with last month. And the hookup left a lot to be desired, so I really need to finish this job. Seriously, she's one of the most spectacular chicks in the world...that really could pass for a JV cheerleader.I have a feeling that Buster would be happy if I bagged this broad.

Nice!! That is what we did after Mud's funeral at his favorite golf course's clubhouse. Kegs, shots, etc. First time I had ever been to a funeral like that. Mud would have given it a good ol' Aggies

Mud out?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

When does the porn show up?

explain this: *** OFFICIAL *** Bachelorette expert

Pretty self-explanatory.

realize who you're talking to here?

Can you clarify as to what is confusing you?

whose blog that is

Mine?

you see, this is where the confusion lies

I do not see.

 

[mr. furley]

When does the porn show up?

explain this: *** OFFICIAL *** Bachelorette expert

Pretty self-explanatory.

realize who you're talking to here?

Can you clarify as to what is confusing you?

whose blog that is

Mine?

you see, this is where the confusion lies

I do not see.

feeling like we need a mediator in here

 

[Dr. Awesome]

It feels like Christo has hijacked this thread.

 

[Gadzooks]

i think everyone should post their cell numbers. And text pics of cat nipples.

I have bendy straws if anyone needs them

 

[cosjobs]

I just bet 50 big ones on some guy named Massa to win the Monaco Grand Prix tonight. I know nothing about him, except he drives a Ferrari and I hear they are fast.

Same wager on some chick named Danica to win the indy 500 tomorrow. I figure its time to hand one of these big races to the wimmens.

 

[mr. furley]

It feels like Christo has hijacked this thread.

how so?

 

[cosjobs]

Getting low on grapefruit juice, so I am having to mix three parts bourbon to one part gfj.

I need smaller glassware.

/drunk

 

[bostonfred]

HAL> DELETE *.furley@GMTAN

 

[Gadzooks]

I tried to find the drunk trhead but ended up in the soccer thread. Good christ, that talk is like algebra. Be drunk and try to understand that stuff. you can't. Can you? YOu can't. So are we posting cell numbers or not? YSR??? Early?? Shuke??? Krista??? I jest. Carry onward. My wayward son.

 

[General Malaise]

I just went through my blackberry and sent homer about 8 pics that i've saved on there. they are really.....fun? Hope that makes you laugh, GB.

 

[mr. furley]

HAL> DELETE *.furley@GMTAN

i hate you so hard

 

[General Malaise]

fighting through this Bud Select if it kills me. Cheated with a nice glass of red wine and bought a fine beer at New Seasons to drink while I blackened catfish tonight. Cooked for the little lady...the fish, baked rice, steamed brocolli, fresh salad. Turned out fabulous. Ready for the big trip tomorrow.

I think I'm going to turn to Makers Mark now.

 

[General Malaise]

Getting low on grapefruit juice, so I am having to mix three parts bourbon to one part gfj. I need smaller glassware. /drunk

I'm taking a generic drug for cholesterol (have taken lipitor in the past) and they all come with labels saying you can't eat grapefruits or drink the juice. Why is that? What happens?

 

[General Malaise]

so, uh....homer is having some fun.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

so, uh....homer is having some fun.

:confetti:

 

[Gadzooks]

so, uh....homer is having some fun.

You know whats cool about 19 year olds? They're born in the 1990s. Their cousins too.

 

[charvik]

I just bet 50 big ones on some guy named Massa to win the Monaco Grand Prix tonight. I know nothing about him, except he drives a Ferrari and I hear they are fast.Same wager on some chick named Danica to win the indy 500 tomorrow. I figure its time to hand one of these big races to the wimmens.

50k on a guy starting from 6th spot on the grid at Monaco???? Not to mention he's also the 2nd driver for Ferrari with Alonso at slot 4??I'd look towards the 9th spot, Lewis Hamilton, if you think someone from way behind can overtake Vettel. He had a good Q1 and Q2, and is also crazy enough to force himself past on the narrow streets.Personally I wouldn't even attempt it. Monaco is notoriously difficult to pass at, due to the very narrow corners, and it favors drivers that get ahead early, especially when the weather is good (0% chance for rain tomorrow during the race).Good luck though. I'd like to see a Ferrari on top of the podium, so I'll cheer for you.