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[mr. furley]

Boondock saints. Do people like this film?

Not that I'm aware of.

Of course you don't like it.

that's cause it sucked

 

[Disco Stu]

Jesus ####### Christ, Stu. You do a lot of obnoxious hipster ####. I'd feel the need to judge if it didn't lead to so much poon slaying.

I don't know how he has the energy.

You see the new FB pics? Mrs Disco Stu in a bikini.

I thought you were fishing me but I checked, you know, just in case. Stu's a ####.

Meh.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So not to turn this into a music thread, but this is what just came up on my iPod:

Message sent, Mary.

 

[urbanhack]

We have this hot air balloon fest every Memorial weekend in the area. Yesterday morning, I had just stepped out of the shower, and kept hearing the propane blast. So I wrapped a towel around me and stepped out in the back yard to see where the balloon was. It was passing directly above my back yard about 20 feet above my roof.

This morning I thought I'd walk over a block to the park to see them better. I had a cup of coffee in one hand, a doughnut in the other. A happy, outgoing man in the gondola told me to get ready to catch him. I asked him if he was serious. He said totally. So I helped him land. This has been a great holiday!

Did you get to go for a ride? One of the coolest things I've ever done.

I was surprised at how many people can fit in one of those baskets.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Jesus ####### Christ, Stu. You do a lot of obnoxious hipster ####. I'd feel the need to judge if it didn't lead to so much poon slaying.

I don't know how he has the energy.

You see the new FB pics? Mrs Disco Stu in a bikini.

I thought you were fishing me but I checked, you know, just in case. Stu's a ####.

Meh.

I need the scoop on this guy appearing in all your pics.

 

[JbizzleMan]

Bring your Daughter to the Bar night

Red Bull kegstand night/day/night

Taco Ride

Shake Weight ice cream cone night

TOTALLY down with this one.

No thanks. I'm not hitting on a chick when her drunk dad is nearby.

 

[Disco Stu]

So not to turn this into a music thread, but this is what just came up on my iPod:

I'm gonna wait at least three more hours. Don't want to wake him up.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So not to turn this into a music thread, but this is what just came up on my iPod:

He's awake.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

She's pretty hideous, Stu. Time to move on imo.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So not to turn this into a music thread, but this is what just came up on my iPod:

Yeah, but just barely.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

just friended Stu. Now I hate him more than ever

 

[Disco Stu]

She's pretty hideous, Stu. Time to move on imo.

6 on the offdee scale.

 

[Disco Stu]

He's awake.

Yeah, but just barely.

Message sent.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

She's pretty hideous, Stu. Time to move on imo.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

He's awake.

Yeah, but just barely.

Message sent.

Wide awake now!!!

 

[Disco Stu]

We need an update on Buck Bradhorn's testes. RIP.

 

[bostonfred]

the dawn of the dead ball era

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

We need an update on Buck Bradhorn's testes. RIP.

Guten Tag.

 

[General Malaise]

Amos Lee: Worth my time or uber pony tail feely?

I like him.

I only know one song by him as it gets a lot of radio play, but I like it. Find myself singing it a lot. Maybe I'll download the full album.

 

[General Malaise]

Amos Lee: Worth my time or uber pony tail feely?

Clueless to what this means.Oh yeah, went to my GB's that is engaged to be married to the broad with kids. Pretty sure he ####ed that all up last night. We've been friends since we were 8, you think the dumb **** would listen to me. We were pretty loaded and kept telling him to leave so I could have a 3-way and she said something like "I would love to, we haven't had sex in a month". This is wrong for any guy but this would be like Disco Stu not having sex with his girl for a month. My GB should never have gotten engaged. Dumb #######.The evibe also arrived in the just in time on Saturday. GPJ, I know what you mean, I think she is in love. However,it took some work to use it as instructed. Yeah, that's right.

I think I might start drinking again. HJS you may get some texts.

Ditto this....wha?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Man, it's hard to not be skeptical about a white guy who re-names himself "Amos Lee."

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Amos Lee: Worth my time or uber pony tail feely?

Clueless to what this means.

Ditto this....wha?

I think he means he had no idea what or who an Amos Lee is. Same here.

 

[Gadzooks]

Does everybody in here have everybody else's phone number?Gay.

I was skeptical of sharing phone numbers and texting within the GMTAN and did feel a gay vibe about it. However, after a few drunk texts with Homer the other night, I'm starting to come around. For example, I texted StrykerSam a pic of my junk today from my desk at work while completely sober. I guess that means I'm now embracing the gay tendencies of the GMTAN.

 

[Gadzooks]

Has anyone here ever seen the name "Cindy" spelled as "Cyndy"?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Does everybody in here have everybody else's phone number?Gay.

I was skeptical of sharing phone numbers and texting within the GMTAN and did feel a gay vibe about it. However, after a few drunk texts with Homer the other night, I'm starting to come around. For example, I texted StrykerSam a pic of my junk today from my desk at work while completely sober. I guess that means I'm now embracing the gay tendencies of the GMTAN.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Has anyone here ever seen the name "Cindy" spelled as "Cyndy"?

Yes. She comes with a pole and a wad of singles.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Has anyone here ever seen the name "Cindy" spelled as "Cyndy"?

Outside of a strip club? No.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

:eephus:

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Has anyone here ever seen the name "Cindy" spelled as "Cyndy"?

Yes. She comes with a pole and a wad of singles.

 

[Gadzooks]

Does everybody in here have everybody else's phone number?Gay.

I was skeptical of sharing phone numbers and texting within the GMTAN and did feel a gay vibe about it. However, after a few drunk texts with Homer the other night, I'm starting to come around. For example, I texted StrykerSam a pic of my junk today from my desk at work while completely sober. I guess that means I'm now embracing the gay tendencies of the GMTAN.

Wait.... you're not laughing at my junk, are you?And speaking of junk, RIP to the junk of Buck. If you have any before and after pics, please text them to Frosty.

 

[eoMMan]

I bought a 2012 Honda Civic yesterday. 0.9% financing is awesome....not as awesome as 0.0% financing but still awesome.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Does everybody in here have everybody else's phone number?Gay.

I was skeptical of sharing phone numbers and texting within the GMTAN and did feel a gay vibe about it. However, after a few drunk texts with Homer the other night, I'm starting to come around. For example, I texted StrykerSam a pic of my junk today from my desk at work while completely sober. I guess that means I'm now embracing the gay tendencies of the GMTAN.

Wait.... you're not laughing at my junk, are you?And speaking of junk, RIP to the junk of Buck. If you have any before and after pics, please text them to Frosty.

I wasn't sure if it was yours or SLBs...although I should have known because of the hair

 

[Gadzooks]

Does everybody in here have everybody else's phone number?Gay.

I was skeptical of sharing phone numbers and texting within the GMTAN and did feel a gay vibe about it. However, after a few drunk texts with Homer the other night, I'm starting to come around. For example, I texted StrykerSam a pic of my junk today from my desk at work while completely sober. I guess that means I'm now embracing the gay tendencies of the GMTAN.

Wait.... you're not laughing at my junk, are you?And speaking of junk, RIP to the junk of Buck. If you have any before and after pics, please text them to Frosty.

I wasn't sure if it was yours or SLBs...although I should have known because of the hair

I thought the freeze pop would've given it away. You're a man of detail... I respect that.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Wait a second... didn't Bentley buy a ####### school bus??

This was a pretty good retort.

 

[Sconch]

Has anyone here ever seen the name "Cindy" spelled as "Cyndy"?

I work with both a Cindi and a Zindi.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Wait a second... didn't Bentley buy a ####### school bus??

Wait, people can just buy a school bus? OMG, I'm gonna have to work up a whole new routine.

 

[Sconch]

Southwest Stilts & Unicycle Expo

Jitterbug Fest

Wii Golf Night at Stubby's Pub

John Stossel Look-a-Like Contest

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Has anyone here ever seen the name "Cindy" spelled as "Cyndy"?

I work with both a Cindi and a Zindi.

Here's another one you can add to your stupid kids' names list...a FB friend of mine is naming her child Grayceten.

 

[Sconch]

Wait a second... didn't Bentley buy a ####### school bus??

Wait, people can just buy a school bus? OMG, I'm gonna have to work up a whole new routine.

oh crapFirst image that popped into my head

 

[Sconch]

Has anyone here ever seen the name "Cindy" spelled as "Cyndy"?

I work with both a Cindi and a Zindi.

Here's another one you can add to your stupid kids' names list...a FB friend of mine is naming her child Grayceten.

I take 20 mg of Grayceten a day to control my testunelastin (saggy balls).

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Wait a second... didn't Bentley buy a ####### school bus??

Wait, people can just buy a school bus? OMG, I'm gonna have to work up a whole new routine.

oh crapFirst image that popped into my head

They'll just get on my friggin' bus!!! I won't even have to do anything!!!

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

my testunelastin (saggy balls).

Too soon, man. Not cool.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Has anyone here ever seen the name "Cindy" spelled as "Cyndy"?

I work with both a Cindi and a Zindi.

I'm fighting an urge to stereotype Bakersfield.

 

[Sconch]

Has anyone here ever seen the name "Cindy" spelled as "Cyndy"?

I work with both a Cindi and a Zindi.

I'm fighting an urge to stereotype Bakersfield.

Only one of them is from Bakersfield. The other one is from MANHATTAN BEACH. WHAT NOW?

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Has anyone here ever seen the name "Cindy" spelled as "Cyndy"?

I work with both a Cindi and a Zindi.

I'm fighting an urge to stereotype Bakersfield.

Only one of them is from Bakersfield. The other one is from MANHATTAN BEACH. WHAT NOW?

Well, ####.Zindi - Manhattan Beach?

 

[kevzilla]

Southwest Stilts & Unicycle Expo

Jitterbug Fest

Wii Golf Night at Stubby's Pub

John Stossel Look-a-Like Contest

The bolded caused me to pull an oblique muscle, thanks.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Amos Lee: Worth my time or uber pony tail feely?

Clueless to what this means.

Ditto this....wha?

I think he means he had no idea what or who an Amos Lee is. Same here.

Southwest Stilts & Unicycle Expo

Jitterbug Fest

Wii Golf Night at Stubby's Pub

John Stossel Look-a-Like Contest

Chris Hansen Bring A Chick Under 21 To The Bar Night

 

[Sconch]

Has anyone here ever seen the name "Cindy" spelled as "Cyndy"?

I work with both a Cindi and a Zindi.

I'm fighting an urge to stereotype Bakersfield.

Only one of them is from Bakersfield. The other one is from MANHATTAN BEACH. WHAT NOW?

Well, ####.Zindi - Manhattan Beach?

Yeah but I cheated. She was born in the High Desert but grew up in MB. Sterotype away.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Has anyone here ever seen the name "Cindy" spelled as "Cyndy"?

I work with both a Cindi and a Zindi.

I'm fighting an urge to stereotype Bakersfield.

Only one of them is from Bakersfield. The other one is from MANHATTAN BEACH. WHAT NOW?

I'd assume her parents were high when they named her.Zzzzzzzzindi. Ziiiiiiiiindi. Zinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndi. Zindiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Southwest Stilts & Unicycle ExpoJitterbug FestWii Golf Night at Stubby's PubJohn Stossel Look-a-Like Contest

Chris Hansen Bring A Chick Under 21 To The Bar Night

Come on, man. You guys are killing me in here.