General Malaise
Footballguy
Is "Epic" the new 'in' word or something? I see it everywhere. It bothered me when Jim Rome used it 15 years ago. It makes me puke when my sister says it repeatedly. But now CNBC is using it? Really?
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Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG A SMOKIN HOT ASIAN CHICK IS MOVING INTO MY BUILDING!!!!
Let the stalking commence...NOW!
Let the stalking commence...NOW!
Drifter
Footballguy
You'd go insane in Seattle (or San Fran I would imagine).
General Malaise
Footballguy
Finally caved and clicked on the link to Rebecca Black's video "Friday". I went into thinking "Okay, this is getting terrible reiews, but is it any different than the music Lady Ga Ga or Britney Spears makes? I'll give it an honest listen/look and decide for myself".
I got to the part where she rhymes 'cereal' with the word 'bowl' and shut it off. Question, if I jam a lightsaber into my ears, will it make the memory go away?
I got to the part where she rhymes 'cereal' with the word 'bowl' and shut it off. Question, if I jam a lightsaber into my ears, will it make the memory go away?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Better re-up your auto insurance.
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Song gets better with every listen.
JaxBill
Footballguy
The void is EPIC.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
"A chicken in every pot, an Asa Akira in every boudoir."
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
I'm addicted to homemade greek yogurt.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I eat non-fat Danon. Maybe I should switch? Who makes this....greek yogurt?Also, the fact that 'greek' is used to describe 'anal' in escort ads makes me afraid to try it. The yogurt, not the anal.
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
I make it that's what makes it home made. I think the process is part of the addiction. Kind of like cooking heroin in a spoon then filtering it through a cotton ball. But different. Greek style just means the the stuff is drained, which is good for yogurt, bad for anal, I think, what do i know.I eat non-fat Danon. Maybe I should switch? Who makes this....greek yogurt?Also, the fact that 'greek' is used to describe 'anal' in escort ads makes me afraid to try it. The yogurt, not the anal.
Sconch
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Wait, hold on here...you can MAKE yogurt? I thought it came from cows.I make it that's what makes it home made. I think the process is part of the addiction. Kind of like cooking heroin in a spoon then filtering it through a cotton ball. But different. Greek style just means the the stuff is drained, which is good for yogurt, bad for anal, I think, what do i know.I eat non-fat Danon. Maybe I should switch? Who makes this....greek yogurt?Also, the fact that 'greek' is used to describe 'anal' in escort ads makes me afraid to try it. The yogurt, not the anal.
bostonfred
Footballguy
Sounds like we should take four sentences out.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
lolMilk comes from cows. Yogurt comes from bulls.Wait, hold on here...you can MAKE yogurt? I thought it came from cows.I make it that's what makes it home made. I think the process is part of the addiction. Kind of like cooking heroin in a spoon then filtering it through a cotton ball. But different. Greek style just means the the stuff is drained, which is good for yogurt, bad for anal, I think, what do i know.I eat non-fat Danon. Maybe I should switch? Who makes this....greek yogurt?Also, the fact that 'greek' is used to describe 'anal' in escort ads makes me afraid to try it. The yogurt, not the anal.
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
Of course. One teet gives milk, one gives cream, another yogurt and I think some cows way up north have ice cream udders.Wait, hold on here...you can MAKE yogurt? I thought it came from cows.I make it that's what makes it home made. I think the process is part of the addiction. Kind of like cooking heroin in a spoon then filtering it through a cotton ball. But different. Greek style just means the the stuff is drained, which is good for yogurt, bad for anal, I think, what do i know.I eat non-fat Danon. Maybe I should switch? Who makes this....greek yogurt?Also, the fact that 'greek' is used to describe 'anal' in escort ads makes me afraid to try it. The yogurt, not the anal.
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
lolMilk comes from cows. Yogurt comes from bulls.Wait, hold on here...you can MAKE yogurt? I thought it came from cows.I make it that's what makes it home made. I think the process is part of the addiction. Kind of like cooking heroin in a spoon then filtering it through a cotton ball. But different. Greek style just means the the stuff is drained, which is good for yogurt, bad for anal, I think, what do i know.I eat non-fat Danon. Maybe I should switch? Who makes this....greek yogurt?Also, the fact that 'greek' is used to describe 'anal' in escort ads makes me afraid to try it. The yogurt, not the anal.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Pretty sure you are shticking me here.Milk comes from cows, but then I thought the milk that came from cows just sat around and then turned into yogurt.lolMilk comes from cows. Yogurt comes from bulls.Wait, hold on here...you can MAKE yogurt? I thought it came from cows.I make it that's what makes it home made. I think the process is part of the addiction. Kind of like cooking heroin in a spoon then filtering it through a cotton ball. But different. Greek style just means the the stuff is drained, which is good for yogurt, bad for anal, I think, what do i know.I eat non-fat Danon. Maybe I should switch? Who makes this....greek yogurt?Also, the fact that 'greek' is used to describe 'anal' in escort ads makes me afraid to try it. The yogurt, not the anal.
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
That's too complicated. I use the leave milk sitting around method.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Oh, no. I'm not falling for this a sixth time.:reported:
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I love video games.
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
Does the 'video' used to describe 'games' have anything to do with anal?
I can show you how if you want.
mr. furley
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
commisholio
Come out with your pants down!
I bought a half gallon of raw milk because Tremblay was touting it in one of those paleo threads a while back and I wanted to try it. It's pretty good, but I can't tell the difference between it and the pasteurized fancy organic milk we buy for our kids.
-fish-
Footballguy
Yeah, the salmonella and e. coli don't really do much for the flavor.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
My timeout ended today. I successfully managed to not have sex with the little sister or the out of town girl. My ability to consistently not get laid is nothing short of remarkable. Interestingly, my night with the "out of town girl" was the day that Homer posted his cell number and I set a goal of getting a naked pic of this girl and texting it to Homer knowing that he would have no idea who the text came from. We were supposed to go out for a few drinks but first she wanted to go to her friend's house which happens to be a girl that I sorta know. Turns out, this friend of hers is married with an annoying 6 year old daughter. As "out of town girl" and her friend were downing wine and giggling about old times, I tried to hang out with the husband, but he had the personality of a Timshochet thread. I asked him about his job and he gave me a forced half smile and said "there's beer in the fridge, I'm going to bed". The annoying 6 year old daughter kept coming downstairs every 10 minutes asking for snacks and then cried when her mom yelled at her to go to bed. She kept asking for a drink so she could use one of her new bendy straws but the mom kept telling her that she'd have to wait until morning to use the bendy straws. I kept hinting to "out of town girl" that I wanted to leave but she wanted to stay with her friend and asked if it was ok if she stayed there and she'd go out with me the next night. Since I was now annoyed by every person in the house, I gladly agreed with her and I left. But before I left I went into the kitchen and stole the new package of bendy straws. I went home and finished off a bottle of Jack Daniels and then texted a pic of the bendy straws to Homer. It felt like a moral victory.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Pics or GTFO
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
OK thats hilarious. 
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Dr. Watson
the unknown soldier
Burb
That's what it says on my Google map.Probably aren't b#####s, but they seemed to have a chip on their shoulders for no reason. I'm a pretty nice guy, so whatever I guess
bostonfred
Footballguy
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Does this have to do with Zark? I think that place was hacked in a manner similar to Anthony Weiner's twitter account.
NorvilleBarnes
Footballguy
your stance on what?'MisfitBlondes said:Interesting...4 PMs support my stance.2 PMs want me to go to hell and never come back.2 Facebook messages actually asked me what this is all about.I love you guys.
No idea why anybody would wind up in West Chicago
I'm at QUiznos
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