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The dance studio owner 's third kid is a boy that she had with a baby daddy right after she got divorced. He's less than 2 years old but tonights show is "dedicated" to him for some reason. The boy's name is Lyric.

Die.

 
In terms of length, this thread is now in 2nd place, just behind the beer thread (which was started in 2004 :rolleyes: ).

:thumbup:

 
Super 8

I was really looking forward to this, so I went out and caught the midnite showing last night. I was hoping that it was going to recreate the magic of the old Speilberg/Amblin movies I remember so fondly. The entire film felt like an homage to those films, attempting to catch the art direction, tone, and focus, and doing commendable job. It worked out ok as a movie and I pretty much liked it, but it did not have nearly the impact its predecessors had. Maybe that's because I have changed so much I can no longer appreciate it the way I once had, or maybe it was just not in the same league as the earlier ones.

My main beefs were: the father of the protagonist was just too non-stop of a ####/jerk. I see that a lot in movies now, a family member being portrayed absolutely black and then at the end of the film they are really just a super guy. A little grey in the second act would be helpful. Also, most of the scares were when the director cheated with sound at deafening levels. Its one thing to scare me because something pops out of the darkness, its another thing to jolt me out of my seat with sheer noise. Finally I did not like the casting of the boy director. A fat kid was fine, but couldn't he have a little bit of charisma?

Overall, pretty good, despite my long complaints, I just had such high hopes. Go in with lowered expectations and you should enjoy.

3/5 stars
:goodposting: Spot on. Liked it, didn't love it.
 
The dance studio owner 's third kid is a boy that she had with a baby daddy right after she got divorced. He's less than 2 years old but tonights show is "dedicated" to him for some reason. The boy's name is Lyric.Die.
:lmao: Whenever I've been bothered or even slightly annoyed today, I would think about the torture you're going thru and it would make me feel better. Thank you.
 
The dance studio owner 's third kid is a boy that she had with a baby daddy right after she got divorced. He's less than 2 years old but tonights show is "dedicated" to him for some reason. The boy's name is Lyric.Die.
:lmao: Whenever I've been bothered or even slightly annoyed today, I would think about the torture you're going thru and it would make me feel better. Thank you.
:cry: :lmao: :lmao: At mile nine today, when my hips and butthole were throbbing, I solaced myself with the thought that I wasn't ever going to have to watch dance indoors. :lmao:
 
Inside job is a good doc but not for kids
I actually emailed myself earlier this week to remind myself to get that one. I'll watch it after they go to bed. :thumbup: Movies the boys and I have seen recently:

Goonies

Back to the Future

Ghostbusters I and II (oof)

Miracle on Ice

Uncle Buck
Tufnel is going to be pissed. Unless the off is just for the sequel. That might be somewhat acceptable.This year my son and I enjoyed Ghostbusters, Karate Kid, and Willy Wonka. And Space Balls... good choice there.

I need to watch Goonies and Back to the Future with him. Somewhat related, the recent GI Joe movie was terrible but the A-Team was fun.
The first Ghostbusters is awesome. The second is surprisingly watchable.
I'm with you, but it's only because of Bill Murray.
 
Inside job is a good doc but not for kids
I actually emailed myself earlier this week to remind myself to get that one. I'll watch it after they go to bed. :thumbup: Movies the boys and I have seen recently:

Goonies

Back to the Future

Ghostbusters I and II (oof)

Miracle on Ice

Uncle Buck
Tufnel is going to be pissed. Unless the off is just for the sequel. That might be somewhat acceptable.This year my son and I enjoyed Ghostbusters, Karate Kid, and Willy Wonka. And Space Balls... good choice there.

I need to watch Goonies and Back to the Future with him. Somewhat related, the recent GI Joe movie was terrible but the A-Team was fun.
The first Ghostbusters is awesome. The second is surprisingly watchable.
I'm with you, but it's only because of Bill Murray.
Too hot to handle, too cold to holdYou call the Ghostbusters and they're in control.

 
The dance studio owner 's third kid is a boy that she had with a baby daddy right after she got divorced. He's less than 2 years old but tonights show is "dedicated" to him for some reason. The boy's name is Lyric.

Die.
:lmao: Whenever I've been bothered or even slightly annoyed today, I would think about the torture you're going thru and it would make me feel better. Thank you.
:cry: :lmao: :lmao: At mile nine today, when my hips and butthole were throbbing, I solaced myself with the thought that I wasn't ever going to have to watch dance indoors. :lmao:
I would almost rather try to comfort GM's throbbing hips and butthole than attend a dance recital.I went to one of my niece's dance recitals once. I nearly assaulted my brother for not warning about the torture that is a dance recital. One of my good friends has a younger brother who was into "dance" and performed in recitals from grade school thru highschool. (not sure how you would measure this, but I'm fairly certain he's gayer than Richard Simmons) If my son ever told me he was gay, I'd accept it, but if he ever says he wants take dance class... I think I'd sell him. I'm fine if he's gay or gets into drugs or gets in trouble with the law, but there will be no dance recitals in his future. Oh and I'd also sell him if he ever tries to be a vegetarian.

 
Number 55 of 59.Good lord somebody is busting ### in here. Might be my mom.
Whenever I smell Jean Nate perfume I think my Mom farted.
:lmao: what in the holy hell...
Seriously.
I worded that wrong. Her farts don't smell like Jean Nate, but whenever she would fart she would always pull out a little bottle of Jean Nate out of purse and spray it to hide the smell of her fart. Whenever we'd go out to a restaurant, the second we'd smell the Jean Nate my brothers and I would laugh as my Dad would look at my Mom with a "WTF"-look on his face.
 
Number 55 of 59.Good lord somebody is busting ### in here. Might be my mom.
Whenever I smell Jean Nate perfume I think my Mom farted.
:lmao: what in the holy hell...
Seriously.
I worded that wrong. Her farts don't smell like Jean Nate, but whenever she would fart she would always pull out a little bottle of Jean Nate out of purse and spray it to hide the smell of her fart. Whenever we'd go out to a restaurant, the second we'd smell the Jean Nate my brothers and I would laugh as my Dad would look at my Mom with a "WTF"-look on his face.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Daughter FTW.Anyone here NOT a FB friend of mine? I'll friend anyone.

GZ, call me.
I only joined facebook to cyberstalk that swedish chick, but then I had to friend some people so it wouldn't look like I was cyberstalking. now I'm friends with a bunch of people that I didn't have any interest in talking to before. I'd be much better off sticking with the people in here.

 
Number 55 of 59.Good lord somebody is busting ### in here. Might be my mom.
Whenever I smell Jean Nate perfume I think my Mom farted.
:lmao: what in the holy hell...
Seriously.
I worded that wrong. Her farts don't smell like Jean Nate, but whenever she would fart she would always pull out a little bottle of Jean Nate out of purse and spray it to hide the smell of her fart. Whenever we'd go out to a restaurant, the second we'd smell the Jean Nate my brothers and I would laugh as my Dad would look at my Mom with a "WTF"-look on his face.
Absolute insanity.
 
:thumbup: accepted.Now, to friend FDAS' wife!
DO IT!Her exact response will be, "Who is this ####in guy?"
You once told me no way in hell would you let me be your wife's FB friend...you coming to Brockport any time soon?
Don't think so, however I am possibly in Canandaigua next month.
That's like an hour further away
I volunteered for any trip, just to get away from a screaming baby and get a full night's sleep. This parenthood thing is bull####.
 
Sitting outside on the patio. The kids are asleep. Classic 80's rock out of Arkansas on the radio. Mrs. SLB is playing Scrabble on her phone.

Man I still got it.

 

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