GM's thread about nothing (35 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

I took both boys last night from the ex who needed coverage so she could perform a burlesque show.

Has she been tagged in any facebook pics yet? That will be awkward.It always takes me aback when girls I know pop on facebook wearing pasties. One of their shows was two nights ago. I turned down the invite. Those things can be pretty fun though if they're good.

She's posted some stuff on facebook, but I'm not sure if they are related to last night's show or not. She's done another show before too. I have no idea what Burlesque shows really are, but it sounds kind of like a dance recital with grown-ups and booze. Still not enough of a draw for me. I need to wager on the outcome of something to attend.

Scantily clad women and booze isn't enough for you? Gaydar activated...

linkPretty obvious that Mrs. GM2.0 is using his account.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Having witnessed the crawling out thing, I'd actually greatly prefer to pay to see the nightgown dancing.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You didn't say you would have to pay.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm trying to figure out if flaghoople would accept a friend request from me.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm trying to figure out if flaghoople would accept a friend request from me.

Dude, she slept with me. You think she up and got selective after we divorced?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm trying to figure out if flaghoople would accept a friend request from me.

Dude, she slept with me. You think she up and got selective after we divorced?

I'm assuming she's sobered up since then.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm trying to figure out if flaghoople would accept a friend request from me.

Dude, she slept with me. You think she up and got selective after we divorced?

Sorry about trying to get you to talk to Mrs. SLB on the phone too.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm trying to figure out if flaghoople would accept a friend request from me.

Dude, she slept with me. You think she up and got selective after we divorced?

Sorry about trying to get you to talk to Mrs. SLB on the phone too.

Wait, what? I was probably drunker than you. I started boozing at 10:15am and didn't ever really stop.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm trying to figure out if flaghoople would accept a friend request from me.

Dude, she slept with me. You think she up and got selective after we divorced?

I'm assuming she's sobered up since then.

She agreed to be body painted on Friday night and put those pics on facebook.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Request sent.

 

[Disco Stu]

I'm trying to figure out if flaghoople would accept a friend request from me.

Dude, she slept with me. You think she up and got selective after we divorced?

I'm assuming she's sobered up since then.

She agreed to be body painted on Friday night and put those pics on facebook.

"Why am I suddenly getting requests from a bunch of your friends from all over the country?"

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm trying to figure out if flaghoople would accept a friend request from me.

Dude, she slept with me. You think she up and got selective after we divorced?

I'm assuming she's sobered up since then.

She agreed to be body painted on Friday night and put those pics on facebook.

Oh holy hell. I could see Mrs. SLB agreeing to do this kind of stuff and entire football conferences should we split.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm trying to figure out if flaghoople would accept a friend request from me.

Dude, she slept with me. You think she up and got selective after we divorced?

Sorry about trying to get you to talk to Mrs. SLB on the phone too.

Wait, what? I was probably drunker than you. I started boozing at 10:15am and didn't ever really stop.

Yeah, I started around noon and was on my second joint when you called. You sounded wasted but I thought it just might be me. I thought it would be funny plus I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm having an affair and wanted to prove it wasn't a chick calling. You replied "I don't know, that sounds pretty awkward."

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm trying to figure out if flaghoople would accept a friend request from me.

Dude, she slept with me. You think she up and got selective after we divorced?

I'm assuming she's sobered up since then.

She agreed to be body painted on Friday night and put those pics on facebook.

Oh holy hell. I could see Mrs. SLB agreeing to do this kind of stuff and entire football conferences should we split.

I still have some I-AA eligibility left. Think she'd be willing to start with the Gateway?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

 

[Early_10]

I'm involved in actual mafia wars.Remember how I was touting the benefits of the c-ring? Well, I've broken two of them now. They don't make them stretchy enough.At least I can get my $ back.

Do you have any advice for Early's son?

 

[Early_10]

I have to do the dance recital thing Saturday. Starts at 2:30. Get there at 1:30. Should last 2.5 hours. From what I understand, my daughter will be involved for something like 7 minutes.Shoot me now.

Been there. We had my parents, Mrs. B's parents all in for a weekend that included 3 dance recitals and a first communion.

The worst part is that I have to drive 45 minutes to and from the event. Otherwise this would just be another problem to be solved by booze.

sounds like a great 6 hours.

The people who tell you parenthood is rewarding are the same people who used to get excited over getting a skunk-scented scratch-and-sniff sticker for getting an A on their spelling test. The reward is feeling the need to get something really sharp jabbed into your balls so you never have to worry about doing it again. Thanks jeebus!!!

Well first of all, I don't expect that 'pesky' little drive to stand in your way of tapping into some hooch beforehand. Secondly, you should have had a boy.

I read last week that you can only have a boy if the woman fails to have an orgasm during conception.

Something like that. The female juices keep the sperm alive longer and female sperm need longer to fertilize an egg than male sperm...or something like that. It jives with my experiences. -mother of 3 boys

 

[General Malaise]

I have to do the dance recital thing Saturday. Starts at 2:30. Get there at 1:30. Should last 2.5 hours. From what I understand, my daughter will be involved for something like 7 minutes.Shoot me now.

Been there. We had my parents, Mrs. B's parents all in for a weekend that included 3 dance recitals and a first communion.

The worst part is that I have to drive 45 minutes to and from the event. Otherwise this would just be another problem to be solved by booze.

sounds like a great 6 hours.

The people who tell you parenthood is rewarding are the same people who used to get excited over getting a skunk-scented scratch-and-sniff sticker for getting an A on their spelling test. The reward is feeling the need to get something really sharp jabbed into your balls so you never have to worry about doing it again. Thanks jeebus!!!

Well first of all, I don't expect that 'pesky' little drive to stand in your way of tapping into some hooch beforehand. Secondly, you should have had a boy.

I read last week that you can only have a boy if the woman fails to have an orgasm during conception.

Something like that. The female juices keep the sperm alive longer and female sperm need longer to fertilize an egg than male sperm...or something like that. It jives with my experiences. -mother of 3 boys

That's great to know. Eventually, Wife 2.0 and I will try again. When we do, I'm going in hair-triggered and half-cocked. She won't know what hit her. I'm going to make Forrest Gump look like WhatDoIKknow.

 

[Early_10]

I took both boys last night from the ex who needed coverage so she could perform a burlesque show.

Might I add that she looked sensational in her fairy costume.

 

[General Malaise]

I took both boys last night from the ex who needed coverage so she could perform a burlesque show.

Might I add that she looked sensational in her fairy costume.

Is that the one that was painted? I have no idea anymore.

 

[Early_10]

I took both boys last night from the ex who needed coverage so she could perform a burlesque show.

Might I add that she looked sensational in her fairy costume.

Is that the one that was painted? I have no idea anymore.

Yes, thats the one.

 

[General Malaise]

Talent show is today for my sons. Cooper and his buddy Will teamed up as a comic duo, telling "Knock Knock" jokes, etc. Wife just emailed to tell me they did great and as Cooper was exiting the stage, he turned back around, grabbed the mic and said "Thanks, folks! We'll be here all night!" which was met with a lot of laughter. Ata boy, Coop!

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

To the Facebooks! BRB.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

"Hey flags. Hope all is well. Just wanted to touch base. GM said you were willing to sleep with him, so it shouldn't be a big deal for us to hook up. Looking forward to it.

Bob"

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"Hey flags. Hope all is well. Just wanted to touch base. GM said you were willing to sleep with him, so it shouldn't be a big deal for us to hook up. Looking forward to it.

Cat Shirt Bob"

 

[The Gator]

"Hey flags. Hope all is well. Just wanted to touch base. GM said you were willing to sleep with him, so it shouldn't be a big deal for us to hook up. Looking forward to it.

Bob"

 

[Bob Sacamano]

#######it. I can't compete with the produce guy from the grocery store. iirc, she finds vegetables to be very sensuous.

 

[Keys Myaths]

OK, I understand when old people do this.

But why in the world do you get married at my age and MERGE your Facebook accounts?

Two of my friends have turned their accounts into something like JoeandJennifer Smith.

Can someone point me to the appeal of doing this?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

OK, I understand when old people do this.But why in the world do you get married at my age

 

[Keys Myaths]

OK, I understand when old people do this.But why in the world do you get married at my age

Fair enough.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

OK, I understand when old people do this.But why in the world do you get married at my age and MERGE your Facebook accounts?Two of my friends have turned their accounts into something like JoeandJennifer Smith.Can someone point me to the appeal of doing this?

This drives me crazy.

 

[facook]

I have to do the dance recital thing Saturday. Starts at 2:30. Get there at 1:30. Should last 2.5 hours. From what I understand, my daughter will be involved for something like 7 minutes.Shoot me now.

Been there. We had my parents, Mrs. B's parents all in for a weekend that included 3 dance recitals and a first communion.

The worst part is that I have to drive 45 minutes to and from the event. Otherwise this would just be another problem to be solved by booze.

sounds like a great 6 hours.

The people who tell you parenthood is rewarding are the same people who used to get excited over getting a skunk-scented scratch-and-sniff sticker for getting an A on their spelling test. The reward is feeling the need to get something really sharp jabbed into your balls so you never have to worry about doing it again. Thanks jeebus!!!

Well first of all, I don't expect that 'pesky' little drive to stand in your way of tapping into some hooch beforehand. Secondly, you should have had a boy.

I read last week that you can only have a boy if the woman fails to have an orgasm during conception.

Something like that. The female juices keep the sperm alive longer and female sperm need longer to fertilize an egg than male sperm...or something like that. It jives with my experiences. -mother of 3 boys

Oh SNAP!

 

[Steve Tasker]

OK, I understand when old people do this.But why in the world do you get married at my age and MERGE your Facebook accounts?Two of my friends have turned their accounts into something like JoeandJennifer Smith.Can someone point me to the appeal of doing this?

I've started seeing this lately. Makes no sense to me.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Buddy of mine just decoupled his after a few years, apparently he was riling up his wife's friends.

It's never, ever a good idea.

 

[YSR]

"Hey flags. Hope all is well. Just wanted to touch base. GM said you were willing to sleep with him, so it shouldn't be a big deal for us to hook up. Looking forward to it.

Caroline"

 

[YSR]

It never ceases to amaze me what people will pick up off of a curb. I can put almost anything in front of my house and it will be gone within 2 hours. For instance, this morning, Mr. YSR and I dug up a Sago Palm in our front yard and as he was dragging it up to the front curb, a guy stopped and not only offered to take that one... but offered to come over and dig up the other 4 in our yard himself.

I was going to be working on separating stuff out for a yard sale this week, but I swear, I'm tempted just to set everything out at the curb.

that palm looks awesome.

yeah, no kidding. why are you digging those out? hell, if you were Krista4, you'd mail that to me with a cigar.

Great looking palm, for sure. But the previous owners decided to put three of these in the bed right in front of the house, along with some huge bushes and a massive fountain (that I hate and desperately want to sell/unload - would be perfect for a secret "put it on the street" type thing while Mr. YSR is out of town this week but I can't lift the damn thing). These particular ones just make things look really crowded.Anyway, we are cleaning out the beds in the front yard and I swear to you that the removal of these palms is a significant improvement. And, as a plus, the random schlub who wanted the palms and offered to dig them up only cut ONE water line.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

OK, I understand when old people do this.But why in the world do you get married at my age and MERGE your Facebook accounts?Two of my friends have turned their accounts into something like JoeandJennifer Smith.Can someone point me to the appeal of doing this?

If you see my FB account merged, you have my permission to shoot me in the face

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"Hey flags. Hope all is well. Just wanted to touch base. GM said you were willing to sleep with him, so it shouldn't be a big deal for us to hook up. Looking forward to it.

Caroline"

 

[kevzilla]

Had an interview today. Sent an email thanking the manager for his time. He replied, asking me to go ahead and apply for the position online "just to cover our bases."

[NavinJohnson]

Good things are gonna start happening for me now.

[/NavinJohnson]

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

OK, I understand when old people do this.But why in the world do you get married at my age and MERGE your Facebook accounts?Two of my friends have turned their accounts into something like JoeandJennifer Smith.Can someone point me to the appeal of doing this?

If you see my FB account merged, you have my permission to shoot me in the face

 

[Keys Myaths]

OK, I understand when old people do this.But why in the world do you get married at my age and MERGE your Facebook accounts?Two of my friends have turned their accounts into something like JoeandJennifer Smith.Can someone point me to the appeal of doing this?

If you see my FB account merged, you have my permission to shoot me in the face

Are we even FB friends?Fix this, gb.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Had an interview today. Sent an email thanking the manager for his time. He replied, asking me to go ahead and apply for the position online "just to cover our bases."

[NavinJohnson]

Good things are gonna start happening for me now.

[/NavinJohnson]

 

[YSR]

Had an interview today. Sent an email thanking the manager for his time. He replied, asking me to go ahead and apply for the position online "just to cover our bases."[NavinJohnson]Good things are gonna start happening for me now.[/NavinJohnson]

First off, Gllll.Secondly, and forgive me if it's been covered (I drink a lot of wine), but where are you located and what is the type of job in which you are/would be interested?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

OK, I understand when old people do this.But why in the world do you get married at my age and MERGE your Facebook accounts?Two of my friends have turned their accounts into something like JoeandJennifer Smith.Can someone point me to the appeal of doing this?

If you see my FB account merged, you have my permission to shoot me in the face

Are we even FB friends?Fix this, gb.

Hmm, thought we were...request sentAnyone else?

 

[General Malaise]

Go get 'em, Kev! Remember, you were the 1979 MVP...nobody can take that away from you. Nobody.

 

[kevzilla]

Had an interview today. Sent an email thanking the manager for his time. He replied, asking me to go ahead and apply for the position online "just to cover our bases."[NavinJohnson]Good things are gonna start happening for me now.[/NavinJohnson]

First off, Gllll.Secondly, and forgive me if it's been covered (I drink a lot of wine), but where are you located and what is the type of job in which you are/would be interested?

No prob, I drink a lot of rum. I live in Austin, TX, which suffered less in the recession than a lot of places. My background is in medical coding, billing and collections, a relatively recession-proof business. Having said all that, I've been unemployed since 10/09. I had another place call me to schedule a second interview, so I may soon be confronted by an embarrassment of riches. Of course, I was recently offered a job on a Friday and had the offer rescinded on the next Monday, so I'm on thin ice emotionally here. Somebody better give me a job soon, or I'm taking hostages.

 

[Keys Myaths]

So yeah, I've started on page one, am on page eight and have almost fallen out of my chair twice from laughing too hard.

I've had to resist the urge to reply with smileys seven times.

Just in case you're keeping track. The post on page 7 with the cat names is currently leading. Bing Clawsby

 

[General Malaise]

So yeah, I've started on page one, am on page eight and have almost fallen out of my chair twice from laughing too hard.I've had to resist the urge to reply with smileys seven times.Just in case you're keeping track. The post on page 7 with the cat names is currently leading. Bing Clawsby

Forgot about that shtick. What are some other ones? There were some really funny cat names...

 

[WetDream]

I took both boys last night from the ex who needed coverage so she could perform a burlesque show.

Might I add that she looked sensational in her fairy costume.

Can anybody get in on this or is it restricted?