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Hey GM, my wife and I will be in in Tigard/Beaverton next weekend. Her birthday is Saturday. Any recommendations of restaurants in the area (or downtown) where a clueless, hapless, and frugal yet lovable husband might take his wife to make her feel like he's the slightest bit romantic?

TIA

 
Michael Jordan came into my restaurant this evening. Cocky mother####er! He has every right to be, but jeez the dude is a foul mouthed, degenerate gambler.

My kinda guy!

 
Got convinced to switch from cable to Direct TV this week at Sams. Install is next Saturday, so I've got a week to change my mind if I want to. I hate Time Warner with a passion and my monthly bill is going down, so I'm not sure how I would change my mind, but looking for thoughts.
 
Got convinced to switch from cable to Direct TV this week at Sams. Install is next Saturday, so I've got a week to change my mind if I want to. I hate Time Warner with a passion and my monthly bill is going down, so I'm not sure how I would change my mind, but looking for thoughts.
Time Warner and their family are a ####. Congrats.
 
Tried to take a pic of some whale tail at my son's little league game last night. Thought it took but then I couldn't find it. Had to frantically search my phone to make sure it didn't save somewhere or get sent to someone.

 
Got convinced to switch from cable to Direct TV this week at Sams. Install is next Saturday, so I've got a week to change my mind if I want to. I hate Time Warner with a passion and my monthly bill is going down, so I'm not sure how I would change my mind, but looking for thoughts.
We were with DirecTV for a long time until about 6 months ago (got convinced to bundle our phone plans with UVerse). Never had any problems with DirecTV and will, in fact, switch back when we move next month.
 
Was having a bad morning going at the office. It got worse...

Wife just texted me that we are the proud owner of four new tires. I had no idea we even needed them. She tells me that her "tire light" had been on, but she just thought it was because one was low. Said all four were bald. She spent $400 on tires without even a mention to me first. FML.

 
Was having a bad morning going at the office. It got worse...Wife just texted me that we are the proud owner of four new tires. I had no idea we even needed them. She tells me that her "tire light" had been on, but she just thought it was because one was low. Said all four were bald. She spent $400 on tires without even a mention to me first. FML.
Yeah, something like that she be talked about with the spouse.
 
Anybody have any experience with those backpack thingies that you throw toddlers into when you hike? Any recommendations? I tried stuffing him into my standard backpage but he screamed the whole time.

 
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Anybody have any experience with those backpack thingies that you throw toddlers into when you hike? Any recommendations? I tried stuffing him into my standard backpage but he screamed the whole time.
Try one of the front-loading ones where the kid is facing forwards.
I was trying (badly) to make a joke about putting him in a standard backpack, not a kid carrier one. I want a regular backpack one.
 
Almost just posted on FB. It seems really funny now but I have this feeling it might not tomorrow.
My GB that lives east of Chicago had her house flooded and posted about it on the FB,Pic 1

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My post was going to be something like LOL Hilarious XXX! Oh, I didn't read the rest of your post, that's too bad. :bag:

Tried to take a pic of some whale tail at my son's little league game last night. Thought it took but then I couldn't find it. Had to frantically search my phone to make sure it didn't save somewhere or get sent to someone.
I hated the cable company so much I actually paid for the dish and boxes about 15 years ago. Of course that's all free today. I've been very happy with DirecTV.
Was having a bad morning going at the office. It got worse...

Wife just texted me that we are the proud owner of four new tires. I had no idea we even needed them. She tells me that her "tire light" had been on, but she just thought it was because one was low. Said all four were bald. She spent $400 on tires without even a mention to me first. FML.
$400 for 4 tires? That's an awesome deal. Are you sure they are made out of rubber?
 
Anybody have any experience with those backpack thingies that you throw toddlers into when you hike? Any recommendations? I tried stuffing him into my standard backpage but he screamed the whole time.
Try one of the front-loading ones where the kid is facing forwards.
I was trying (badly) to make a joke about putting him in a standard backpack, not a kid carrier one. I want a regular backpack one.
Man I suck at jokes.
 
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Any of you guys following the trails and tribulations of the new WVA head coach, Dana Holgorsen? This guy makes Gadzooks look like Crosseyed. Check this out...

Multiple sources told the Charleston Daily Mail Holgorsen was removed from Mardi Gras Casino & Resort after 3 a.m. May 18. Holgorsen had been at a Mountaineer Athletic Club function earlier in the day in Logan before spending the evening at the casino with other university representatives.Holgorsen's behavior allegedly reached a point that necessitated involvement from on-site security, sources said. Holgorsen was escorted out of the casino with the episode caught on surveillance. University representatives who were with Holgorsen were said to have then intervened. No arrest was made.
Rumors are this was his 6th alcohol related problem. There are some sources reporting that the guy has been banned from the hotel bar where he has been living (btw, love the living in a hotel shtick...that's what i'd do were i a rich coach). We need to set up this guy with an invite to GMTAN on facebook.
 
The golf tournament I need 2 players for that I thought was on 8/18? It's on 6/18 and I have a graduation party for my cousin that day. FML Just called my GB/our 2nd biggest client to ask him to fill the slots. :bag:

 
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Hey GM, my wife and I will be in in Tigard/Beaverton next weekend. Her birthday is Saturday. Any recommendations of restaurants in the area (or downtown) where a clueless, hapless, and frugal yet lovable husband might take his wife to make her feel like he's the slightest bit romantic?

TIA
The only place I would recommend in Beaverton would be Decarli, which actually has a great happy hour, tremendous beers on tap and a great wine selection and tremendous service. Check out there happy hour schedule as they have one on both Saturday and Sunday. Wife and I really like it there. Other than that, I would concentrate on finding a happy hour somewhere downtown or in the northwest area of town. If you have access to a car, there's also some tremendous places on the east side of town.Beaverton and Tigard are suburbs and pretty bland and boring compared to the rest of the city. I'll be back with more ideas...

 

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