GM's thread about nothing (29 Viewers)

[Captain Quinoa]

So, can anyone jump in here? I've been occasionally taking a read but haven't posted in this thread yet. Don't know if I'll ever share some of the things I'd like to get advice/thoughts on, but wanted to check and see what sort of street cred is needed. Should I post my rosters in my sig or something?

Like needing 3 family members to help you screw in a light bulb?

Keep it up and I'll take my inflatable dart board and go home.

Welcome, StoshIf you search back through the thread, someone posted the recipe for ice. Very helpful for us.

 

[The_Man]

My wife just got a job, which means our 13-year-old son is suddenly going to be home by himself for a lot of weekdays this summer. So I just loaded up the Netflix queue with some essential films he's never seen:

True Romance

48 Hours

Trading Places

Beverly Hills Cop

Die Hard

Fletch

Trading Places

Vacation

Dirty Dozen

RoboCop

Naked Gun

Back to School

Now I wish I could sit around the house all summer and watch these with him.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

My wife just got a job, which means our 13-year-old son is suddenly going to be home by himself for a lot of weekdays this summer. So I just loaded up the Netflix queue with some essential films he's never seen:True Romance48 HoursTrading PlacesBeverly Hills CopDie HardFletchTrading PlacesVacationDirty DozenRoboCopNaked GunBack to SchoolNow I wish I could sit around the house all summer and watch these with him.

don't forget Trading Places

 

[Disco Stu]

Trading Places

Vacation

When I was 13, I wore out the pause and rewind buttons on these two. "Go wash your own front."

 

[rickyjgo]

So, can anyone jump in here? I've been occasionally taking a read but haven't posted in this thread yet. Don't know if I'll ever share some of the things I'd like to get advice/thoughts on, but wanted to check and see what sort of street cred is needed. Should I post my rosters in my sig or something?

Like needing 3 family members to help you screw in a light bulb?

Keep it up and I'll take my inflatable dart board and go home.

Fitting in already.

He is a quick learner and gives hope to those of us more likely to be riding in a shorter bus.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Magnum condoms...are they more for girth or length? Both? Shouldn't it be like pant sizes.....34x30 or whatever?

Girth. I used to be in the biz.

 

[The_Man]

Trading Places

Vacation

When I was 13, I wore out the pause and rewind buttons on these two. "Go wash your own front."

Yeah, decided not to throw "Fast Times" in there as well because I don't want him to develop a callous.

 

[kevzilla]

Now I have two job offers. They aren't going to get into a bidding war, so I have to evaluate them as they stand. May be a long night.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Now I have two job offers. They aren't going to get into a bidding war, so I have to evaluate them as they stand. May be a long night.

pick the one with the hotter office chicks

 

[eoMMan]

Now I have two job offers. They aren't going to get into a bidding war, so I have to evaluate them as they stand. May be a long night.

So I guess you passed on the Nashville offer or you told them you needed more time?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Magnum condoms...are they more for girth or length? Both? Shouldn't it be like pant sizes.....34x30 or whatever?

Girth. You don't need full coverage, you just need to keep the DNA contained.

 

[Disco Stu]

My wife just got a job, which means our 13-year-old son is suddenly going to be home by himself for a lot of weekdays this summer. So I just loaded up the Netflix queue with some essential films he's never seen:True Romance48 HoursTrading PlacesBeverly Hills CopDie HardFletchTrading PlacesVacationDirty DozenRoboCopNaked GunBack to SchoolNow I wish I could sit around the house all summer and watch these with him.

Netflix instant recommendations...CommandoTerminatorStripesRevenge of the NerdsAliens

 

[McJose]

So, can anyone jump in here? I've been occasionally taking a read but haven't posted in this thread yet. Don't know if I'll ever share some of the things I'd like to get advice/thoughts on, but wanted to check and see what sort of street cred is needed. Should I post my rosters in my sig or something?

Like needing 3 family members to help you screw in a light bulb?

Keep it up and I'll take my inflatable dart board and go home.

Welcome, StoshIf you search back through the thread, someone posted the recipe for ice. Very helpful for us.

Great. With this guy AND Rudnicki in here we're going to have to explain every joke at least twice.

 

[McJose]

8 User(s) are reading this topic6 members, 2 guests, 0 anonymous users McJose,baymen,Good Posting Judge,Aaron Rudnicki,General Malaise,dnurk

oops

 

[General Malaise]

I was apparently bitten by a spider on the back of my knee. It's gotten progressively bigger as the day has gone on, and is about the size of a silver dollar at this point. It's also really, really hard. I'm convinced that there are eggs in there.

Oh, jesus christ....whatever you do, avoid the doctor and post about it on a message board.I'd have severed the leg by now.

 

[General Malaise]

Magnum condoms...are they more for girth or length? Both? Shouldn't it be like pant sizes.....34x30 or whatever?

Girth. I used to be in the biz.

:takesnoteso they ALL come with spermacide or is that a pretty lousy conclusion on my part based on hope?

 

[kevzilla]

Now I have two job offers. They aren't going to get into a bidding war, so I have to evaluate them as they stand. May be a long night.

So I guess you passed on the Nashville offer or you told them you needed more time?

It's a Nashville-based company, the job is here in Austin. I accepted their offer to give the other place time to make an offer. Tomorrow morning I'm going to turn one of them down.

 

[General Malaise]

So, can anyone jump in here? I've been occasionally taking a read but haven't posted in this thread yet. Don't know if I'll ever share some of the things I'd like to get advice/thoughts on, but wanted to check and see what sort of street cred is needed. Should I post my rosters in my sig or something?

Like needing 3 family members to help you screw in a light bulb?

Keep it up and I'll take my inflatable dart board and go home.

He stays.

 

[General Malaise]

Now I have two job offers. They aren't going to get into a bidding war, so I have to evaluate them as they stand. May be a long night.

pick the one with the hotter office chicks

:moneybags:Also, scout out the toilets first.

 

[Disco Stu]

Magnum condoms...are they more for girth or length? Both? Shouldn't it be like pant sizes.....34x30 or whatever?

Girth. I used to be in the biz.

:takesnotes:Do they ALL come with spermacide or is that a pretty lousy conclusion on my part based on hope?

No. I'm not in the biz, but I am a valued customer.

 

[Frostillicus]

So, can anyone jump in here? I've been occasionally taking a read but haven't posted in this thread yet. Don't know if I'll ever share some of the things I'd like to get advice/thoughts on, but wanted to check and see what sort of street cred is needed. Should I post my rosters in my sig or something?

Like needing 3 family members to help you screw in a light bulb?

Keep it up and I'll take my inflatable dart board and go home.

Welcome, StoshIf you search back through the thread, someone posted the recipe for ice. Very helpful for us.

Great. With this guy AND Rudnicki in here we're going to have to explain every joke at least twice.

I'm 75% polish and I'm going to be honest with you. I didn't get what was going on with the "how many family members it takes to change a light bulb." I thought Polish Hammer must have posted a story or something in another thread I didn't read. Yep.

 

[Frostillicus]

Magnum condoms...are they more for girth or length? Both? Shouldn't it be like pant sizes.....34x30 or whatever?

Girth. I used to be in the biz.

:takesnoteso they ALL come with spermacide or is that a pretty lousy conclusion on my part based on hope?

If their lubricant is spermicidal it will say on the box.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Now I have two job offers. They aren't going to get into a bidding war, so I have to evaluate them as they stand. May be a long night.

pick the one with the hotter office chicks

:moneybags:Also, scout out the toilets first.

Ask yourself "Which one of these jobs will make me want to blow my brains out less?" and choose accordingly.

 

[McJose]

So, can anyone jump in here? I've been occasionally taking a read but haven't posted in this thread yet. Don't know if I'll ever share some of the things I'd like to get advice/thoughts on, but wanted to check and see what sort of street cred is needed. Should I post my rosters in my sig or something?

Like needing 3 family members to help you screw in a light bulb?

Keep it up and I'll take my inflatable dart board and go home.

Welcome, StoshIf you search back through the thread, someone posted the recipe for ice. Very helpful for us.

Great. With this guy AND Rudnicki in here we're going to have to explain every joke at least twice.

I'm 75% polish and I'm going to be honest with you. I didn't get what was going on with the "how many family members it takes to change a light bulb." I thought Polish Hammer must have posted a story or something in another thread I didn't read. Yep.

 

[General Malaise]

Magnum condoms...are they more for girth or length? Both? Shouldn't it be like pant sizes.....34x30 or whatever?

Girth. I used to be in the biz.

:takesnotes:Do they ALL come with spermacide or is that a pretty lousy conclusion on my part based on hope?

No. I'm not in the biz, but I am a valued customer.

uh oh.

 

[kevzilla]

Now I have two job offers. They aren't going to get into a bidding war, so I have to evaluate them as they stand. May be a long night.

pick the one with the hotter office chicks

:moneybags:Also, scout out the toilets first.

Ask yourself "Which one of these jobs will make me want to blow my brains out less?" and choose accordingly.

This is all excellent advice, and all point at the same job. It is the longer commute, and pays 3% less.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So, can anyone jump in here? I've been occasionally taking a read but haven't posted in this thread yet. Don't know if I'll ever share some of the things I'd like to get advice/thoughts on, but wanted to check and see what sort of street cred is needed. Should I post my rosters in my sig or something?

Like needing 3 family members to help you screw in a light bulb?

Keep it up and I'll take my inflatable dart board and go home.

Welcome, StoshIf you search back through the thread, someone posted the recipe for ice. Very helpful for us.

Great. With this guy AND Rudnicki in here we're going to have to explain every joke at least twice.

I'm 75% polish and I'm going to be honest with you. I didn't get what was going on with the "how many family members it takes to change a light bulb." I thought Polish Hammer must have posted a story or something in another thread I didn't read. Yep.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I've been having some issues the last 4-5 weeks and finally made an appointment to see my doctor tomorrow. Wet Dream, I'll be thinking of you.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Magnum condoms...are they more for girth or length? Both? Shouldn't it be like pant sizes.....34x30 or whatever?

Girth. I used to be in the biz.

Fluffer?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

True Romance

Isn't this movie gnarly? I can't remember.

 

[General Malaise]

True Romance

Isn't this movie gnarly? I can't remember.

Excellent movie, but yeah, pretty violent. And I guess the main character falls in love and marries and a hooker. Also, there's lots of drugs involved. Oh, and Balkie from "Perfect Strangers".

 

[urbanhack]

I've been having some issues the last 4-5 weeks and finally made an appointment to see my doctor tomorrow. Wet Dream, I'll be thinking of you.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I've been having some issues the last 4-5 weeks and finally made an appointment to see my doctor tomorrow. Wet Dream, I'll be thinking of you.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Tenley? Myla?

 

[krista4]

What happened?

In rough chronological order, Samuel LB said something funny, got a timeout, started drinking, started writing an angry letter, started getting misty eyed, then started writing more seriouslyer, then Krista fell in kind of love, although it may have something to do with him using the word "krippling".

Pretty sure Krista fell in love with me well before

That's a really screwed up chronology right there.

 

[urbanhack]

Tenley? Myla?

Will you be close to the O'Fallon brewery??

 

[WetDream]

I've been having some issues the last 4-5 weeks and finally made an appointment to see my doctor tomorrow. Wet Dream, I'll be thinking of you.

I'm here for you brother. PM, email or sext me if you have any questions or need support.wetdream_67@gmail.com

 

[MacArtist]

My wife just got a job, which means our 13-year-old son is suddenly going to be home by himself for a lot of weekdays this summer. So I just loaded up the Netflix queue with some essential films he's never seen:True Romance48 HoursTrading PlacesBeverly Hills CopDie HardFletchTrading PlacesVacationDirty DozenRoboCopNaked GunBack to SchoolNow I wish I could sit around the house all summer and watch these with him.

Netflix instant recommendations...CommandoTerminatorStripesRevenge of the NerdsAliens

Ferris Bulluer's Day Off16 CandlesCan't Buy Me LoveGhostbustersThe GooniesBIGRomancing the StoneCrocodile Dundeeand...Home Alone

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Tenley? Myla?

Will you be close to the O'Fallon brewery??

This house is. It's a little too far out for me. I went by 3 houses today I've found online, the west side of the Missouri river is screwed up. The only way to get to this housewas by going through a really trashy neighborhood. Gutters, windows, shingles etc. were missing, just a mess. Just down the street, the same street, are these 2 monsters. I know a lack of perspective makes it a little hard to judge how big they are but the smaller of the 2 is at least 3X as big as the house I was looking at. The bigger one is the biggest house I've ever seen in my life. It looks like a freaking hotel. The cool thing though is it has a giant metal gate with a "B" on it that opens to the courtyard. Maybe one day....

I've been having some issues the last 4-5 weeks and finally made an appointment to see my doctor tomorrow. Wet Dream, I'll be thinking of you.

I'm here for you brother. PM, email or sext me if you have any questions or need support.wetdream_67@gmail.com

Wait, that's not right, how about ?

 

[SofaKings]

Tenley? Myla?

Is that near Whiteman?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Tenley? Myla?

Is that near Whiteman?

181 Miles

 

[SuperAwesomeDude]

I like it in here but don't think I can contribute. How do I proceed?

 

[SofaKings]

Tenley? Myla?

Is that near Whiteman?

181 Miles

Now that my Gulfstream is in refurbishment for a few years, I do not consider that geographically close.

 

[facook]

I like it in here but don't think I can contribute. How do I proceed?

A method I've seen is to randomly begin a near-felonious verbal assault of one of the four females who frequent the thread. You could see where that gets you.

 

[Early_10]

GM was one of my favorite actors growing up. Link

 

[Early_10]

Tenley? Myla?

Is that near Whiteman?

181 Miles

For $287,000??? :jealous:

 

[jplvr]

I was apparently bitten by a spider on the back of my knee. It's gotten progressively bigger as the day has gone on, and is about the size of a silver dollar at this point. It's also really, really hard. I'm convinced that there are eggs in there.

Oh, jesus christ....whatever you do, avoid the doctor and post about it on a message board.I'd have severed the leg by now.

I went to a doctor one day because I had a tick on me.

 

[jplvr]

Magnum condoms...are they more for girth or length? Both? Shouldn't it be like pant sizes.....34x30 or whatever?

Girth. I used to be in the biz.

:takesnotes:Do they ALL come with spermacide or is that a pretty lousy conclusion on my part based on hope?

No. I'm not in the biz, but I am a valued customer.

uh oh.

I have a heckuva joke here, but I'm not sure it would be a good idea to post it on this message board.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

A Mexican family moved in a few houses down the street from me several years ago. They put the previous Italian owners to shame by adding more little statues, colorful silk flowers and what not. It doesn't bother me at all and I'm all for decorating your house any way you wish but it definitely sticks out. So today, after YSR & E10 made fun of me for being fat, I extended my walk an extra half mile and I came across this house. It looked a lot like my neighbors house although not quite as extravagant. Then I noticed the landscaping. That looks a lot like when I tried to put those fruit blocks in at my old house.

I'll get a shot of my neighbors house tomorrow if it isn't raining.

Sure there are some stereotypes here but that is what bugs me. So the question is, Mexican or not Mexican?

I finally saw these people this morning. The correct answer is:

Spoiler

Chinese

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Tenley? Myla?

Is that near Whiteman?

181 Miles

For $287,000??? :jealous:

Yeah but it's a pretty small crappy lot with the neighbors right on top of you. Plus the taxes are $3700 annually.