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Thanks guys. The feeling I have now is probably how Woz felt after the first time he had sex with a human female....

I wimped out at the end. Just sick and tired of it. Give me a house damn it. Still got 30k off the asking price though. :coffee:

 
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'St. Louis Bob said:
Thanks guys. The feeling I have now is probably how Woz felt after the first time he had sex with a human female.... I wimped out at the end. Just sick and tired of it. Give me a house damn it. Still got 30k off the asking price though. :coffee:
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Oooo, just looked at it. That seems like a great deal!
 
So the wife looked up some vids on google when she got home from the hospital on proper breast-feeding technique... came across one of our neighborhood mom/friends (who is a model) milking up her kid. Do I comment on it next time I see her? Please provide suggested comments. TIA.

 
Speaking of buying a house...

My brother just dropped a little less than $500k on a house today...that he had never seen in person BEFORE TODAY.

Kind of a long story but he has been living in the Sacto area for the last 10 years. He's 51 or 52, twice divorced with no kids. A couple of months ago he applied for a big promotion at his job and got it. The promotion requires him to move to the LA area. Due to a bunch of different reasons the best thing for him to do was to buy a house here in Bakersfield and rent a dinky studio in LA. He'll probably spend most weekends here and eventually retire here.

In between selling his old house, putting stuff in storage (including leaving his 2010 convertible BMW at my mom's), renting the apt in LA, and starting his new job, he hasn't had much time to shop for his new house.

A house came on the market a few days ago that was exactly what and where he wanted. He contacted the agent and yadda yadda yadda.

So my mom sends out an email saying that we (mom, other brother, my sister etc) were going over to see the house. We all met at the real estate agent's office and she drove us over (gated community...not just key code but guardhouse+guard) and let us in.

We pull up and my brother says something like "That trim looked darker in the photos." I asked him "Wait...this is the first time you're seeing this house?!?". Yep. :lmao:

The house is awesome though. 4 bedrooms, 3 bath, pool, spa, waterfall/fountain, 3 car garage, RV parking, big backyard, cul de sac lot etc. The freaking laundry room is bigger than most people's kitchens.

I hate my brother.

 
'McJose said:
Speaking of buying a house...

My brother just dropped a little less than $500k on a house today...that he had never seen in person BEFORE TODAY.

Kind of a long story but he has been living in the Sacto area for the last 10 years. He's 51 or 52, twice divorced with no kids. A couple of months ago he applied for a big promotion at his job and got it. The promotion requires him to move to the LA area. Due to a bunch of different reasons the best thing for him to do was to buy a house here in Bakersfield and rent a dinky studio in LA. He'll probably spend most weekends here and eventually retire here.

In between selling his old house, putting stuff in storage (including leaving his 2010 convertible BMW at my mom's), renting the apt in LA, and starting his new job, he hasn't had much time to shop for his new house.

A house came on the market a few days ago that was exactly what and where he wanted. He contacted the agent and yadda yadda yadda.

So my mom sends out an email saying that we (mom, other brother, my sister etc) were going over to see the house. We all met at the real estate agent's office and she drove us over (gated community...not just key code but guardhouse+guard) and let us in.

We pull up and my brother says something like "That trim looked darker in the photos." I asked him "Wait...this is the first time you're seeing this house?!?". Yep. :lmao:

The house is awesome though. 4 bedrooms, 3 bath, pool, spa, waterfall/fountain, 3 car garage, RV parking, big backyard, cul de sac lot etc. The freaking laundry room is bigger than most people's kitchens.

I hate my brother.
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so he's related to you but with more money. what's not to hate?
 
'Dan said:
'McJose said:
Speaking of buying a house...

My brother just dropped a little less than $500k on a house today...that he had never seen in person BEFORE TODAY.

Kind of a long story but he has been living in the Sacto area for the last 10 years. He's 51 or 52, twice divorced with no kids. A couple of months ago he applied for a big promotion at his job and got it. The promotion requires him to move to the LA area. Due to a bunch of different reasons the best thing for him to do was to buy a house here in Bakersfield and rent a dinky studio in LA. He'll probably spend most weekends here and eventually retire here.

In between selling his old house, putting stuff in storage (including leaving his 2010 convertible BMW at my mom's), renting the apt in LA, and starting his new job, he hasn't had much time to shop for his new house.

A house came on the market a few days ago that was exactly what and where he wanted. He contacted the agent and yadda yadda yadda.

So my mom sends out an email saying that we (mom, other brother, my sister etc) were going over to see the house. We all met at the real estate agent's office and she drove us over (gated community...not just key code but guardhouse+guard) and let us in.

We pull up and my brother says something like "That trim looked darker in the photos." I asked him "Wait...this is the first time you're seeing this house?!?". Yep. :lmao:

The house is awesome though. 4 bedrooms, 3 bath, pool, spa, waterfall/fountain, 3 car garage, RV parking, big backyard, cul de sac lot etc. The freaking laundry room is bigger than most people's kitchens.

I hate my brother.
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so he's related to you but with more money. what's not to hate?
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Exactly. He's also been sober for 15+ years. I mean how much fun can he have with all that money and no drinking?
 
'McJose said:
'Dan said:
'McJose said:
Speaking of buying a house...

My brother just dropped a little less than $500k on a house today...that he had never seen in person BEFORE TODAY.

Kind of a long story but he has been living in the Sacto area for the last 10 years. He's 51 or 52, twice divorced with no kids. A couple of months ago he applied for a big promotion at his job and got it. The promotion requires him to move to the LA area. Due to a bunch of different reasons the best thing for him to do was to buy a house here in Bakersfield and rent a dinky studio in LA. He'll probably spend most weekends here and eventually retire here.

In between selling his old house, putting stuff in storage (including leaving his 2010 convertible BMW at my mom's), renting the apt in LA, and starting his new job, he hasn't had much time to shop for his new house.

A house came on the market a few days ago that was exactly what and where he wanted. He contacted the agent and yadda yadda yadda.

So my mom sends out an email saying that we (mom, other brother, my sister etc) were going over to see the house. We all met at the real estate agent's office and she drove us over (gated community...not just key code but guardhouse+guard) and let us in.

We pull up and my brother says something like "That trim looked darker in the photos." I asked him "Wait...this is the first time you're seeing this house?!?". Yep. :lmao:

The house is awesome though. 4 bedrooms, 3 bath, pool, spa, waterfall/fountain, 3 car garage, RV parking, big backyard, cul de sac lot etc. The freaking laundry room is bigger than most people's kitchens.

I hate my brother.
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so he's related to you but with more money. what's not to hate?
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Exactly. He's also been sober for 15+ years. I mean how much fun can he have with all that money and no drinking?
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#### him and his family

 
so Wednesday night/Thursday morning around 2AM my wife wakes me for some, uh, "relations". Being a y-chromosome owner, I was more than happy to oblige after being awaken from my slumber.

I'm 'bout to go see if this works out as well when roles are reversed. Will report back tommArow

 
'Bogart said:
Working on my kitchen sink this afternoon. Why are women inside the Home Depot at least one full point hotter than they would be outside Home Depot? And why are the hot dogs from the stand outside the Home Depot the best tasting things in the world? Brat with grilled onions and spicy mustard FTW.
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Your HD has a hot dog stand out front?
 
'shuke said:
'Bogart said:
Working on my kitchen sink this afternoon. Why are women inside the Home Depot at least one full point hotter than they would be outside Home Depot? And why are the hot dogs from the stand outside the Home Depot the best tasting things in the world? Brat with grilled onions and spicy mustard FTW.
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Your HD has a hot dog stand out front?
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Every home depot I've lived near in San Diego or Washington has a hot dog stand out front. They don't all have them? Do yours also not have Mexicans looking for work?
 
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'-fish- said:
'shuke said:
'Bogart said:
Working on my kitchen sink this afternoon. Why are women inside the Home Depot at least one full point hotter than they would be outside Home Depot? And why are the hot dogs from the stand outside the Home Depot the best tasting things in the world? Brat with grilled onions and spicy mustard FTW.
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Your HD has a hot dog stand out front?
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Every home depot I've lived near in San Diego or Washington has a hot dog stand out front. They don't all have them? Do yours also not have Mexicans looking for work?
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Are you talking about a stand run by HD, or just a hot dog cart run by some independent guy? Because I've never seen either.
 
'shuke said:
'-fish- said:
'shuke said:
'Bogart said:
Working on my kitchen sink this afternoon. Why are women inside the Home Depot at least one full point hotter than they would be outside Home Depot? And why are the hot dogs from the stand outside the Home Depot the best tasting things in the world? Brat with grilled onions and spicy mustard FTW.
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Your HD has a hot dog stand out front?
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Every home depot I've lived near in San Diego or Washington has a hot dog stand out front. They don't all have them? Do yours also not have Mexicans looking for work?
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Are you talking about a stand run by HD, or just a hot dog cart run by some independent guy? Because I've never seen either.
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I've seen both. Usually it's a little trailer pulled up right in front between the loading area and the front door. They sell dogs, brats, and polish sausages, chips and drinks. In Washington they sell latte, too.
 
'-fish- said:
'shuke said:
'-fish- said:
'shuke said:
'Bogart said:
Working on my kitchen sink this afternoon. Why are women inside the Home Depot at least one full point hotter than they would be outside Home Depot? And why are the hot dogs from the stand outside the Home Depot the best tasting things in the world? Brat with grilled onions and spicy mustard FTW.
Click to expand...
Your HD has a hot dog stand out front?
Click to expand...
Every home depot I've lived near in San Diego or Washington has a hot dog stand out front. They don't all have them? Do yours also not have Mexicans looking for work?
Click to expand...
Are you talking about a stand run by HD, or just a hot dog cart run by some independent guy? Because I've never seen either.
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I've seen both. Usually it's a little trailer pulled up right in front between the loading area and the front door. They sell dogs, brats, and polish sausages, chips and drinks. In Washington they sell latte, too.
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Why am I so pissed off we don't have these here.
 
'shuke said:
'-fish- said:
'shuke said:
'-fish- said:
'shuke said:
'Bogart said:
Working on my kitchen sink this afternoon. Why are women inside the Home Depot at least one full point hotter than they would be outside Home Depot? And why are the hot dogs from the stand outside the Home Depot the best tasting things in the world? Brat with grilled onions and spicy mustard FTW.
Click to expand...
Your HD has a hot dog stand out front?
Click to expand...
Every home depot I've lived near in San Diego or Washington has a hot dog stand out front. They don't all have them? Do yours also not have Mexicans looking for work?
Click to expand...
Are you talking about a stand run by HD, or just a hot dog cart run by some independent guy? Because I've never seen either.
Click to expand...
I've seen both. Usually it's a little trailer pulled up right in front between the loading area and the front door. They sell dogs, brats, and polish sausages, chips and drinks. In Washington they sell latte, too.
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Why am I so pissed off we don't have these here.
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what's funny is bogart is right. they have the best hot dogs around here. plus it's cheap.
 
I live a block from HD. No hot dog cart in front, but the chalupa guy walks up and down my street ringing his freaking bell at least twice every single day.

 
I have four supercool sisters, an awesome mom, and have female friends that I'd give a kidney to.

But I swear to Jebus, I'm really starting to fully hate women at this point. F###

 
Our local Lowe's has the hot dog stand, not the Depot. It's the greatest smelling place in the world. Of course, I'll always associate that great odor with parts for my toilet.

 
The Home Depot I go to in Jacksonville has a hot dog cart. I allow myself to buy a brat one out of about every ten trips, but that smell haunts me on the other nine. Good stuff.

 
The real question is why do I feel like I can only get a hot dog when I have to buy something from HD or Lowes? The cart is not run by the store, I don't have to go into the store to get to the cart, but just pulling into the parking lot for a braut just doesn't feel right.

 
For those of you with no hotdog carts. Why not start a side business? Hire some kid to man it.

Also. It seems while drunk on vacation/honeymoon in honduras I've bought some sort of weird ritual mask.

What are we using to post pics nowadays? or pm me a number to email/text it to

 
No hot dog cart at our home depot, but there's a hot dog cart outside the harley davidson store that I've always wanted to stop at. It sounds like that guy is sitting in the wrong spot.

 
'Josie Maran said:
I have four supercool sisters, an awesome mom, and have female friends that I'd give a kidney to.But I swear to Jebus, I'm really starting to fully hate women at this point. F###
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You have to know this kind of post can't possibly compete with Home Depot hot dogs.So your date went well?
 
Heading to watch a "balloon glow" and then fireworks tonight. The night can go one of two ways...

1) it ends up being me, my daughter, my girlfriend and her daughter. We have a beer or two. The girls get overtired and are a horrible mess to get to sleep

b) my buddy, his wife and two kids come down, have a bunch of beers and the ladies will get the kids to sleep while my buddy and I drink and play Wii

Living the dream!!

 
Update?

'Dan said:
so Wednesday night/Thursday morning around 2AM my wife wakes me for some, uh, "relations". Being a y-chromosome owner, I was more than happy to oblige after being awaken from my slumber.I'm 'bout to go see if this works out as well when roles are reversed. Will report back tommArow
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You know you live in The South when you're in the hardware store looking for wood chunks for smoking some ribs when you pass two guys, each holding 3 tiki torches for party purposes. Nothing odd about that, except that when I passed them they had stopped in front of the ammunition display and I overheard one guy ask an employee for a "a box of full metal jacket". Yee-Ha.

 
Have a good 3rd/4th, people. Heading out to go crabbing, followed by crab feast/bbq at this couple's house that can only be reached by boat, a party later on and then a catered party with a live band for the 4th. Might grab a brat from the HD while I'm loading up on ice to start the day off.

 
Wife, 6 year old son, and I are on the Oregon coast celebrating the long weekend. Yesterday was a GLORIOUS day, like 75 and sunny all day, with a nice breeze to keep from getting to hot in the direct sun. Spent the majority of the day playing on the beach and chasing the waves with my boy. Just so much fun. And to top it off it was my birthday. (Not fishing for love, no really.)

In the midst of that wonderful day, however, I/we experienced one of the strangest interactions I've ever been a part of. We'd come back to our chairs/blanket to rest for a while and continue working on our Spiderman Sand-Castle (Look at me I play with my son!!) and people watch. We noticed a family walking away from the water, toward us, made up of an older couple and a 5 or 6 year old boy who was dressed in shorts and a heavy winter sweater. The boy was rolling around in the sand, army crawling through the sand, somersaulting in the sand, etc. He obviously loved the sand, but I can't imagine he was very comfortable in his bulky wool sweater. We kind of just watched them and smiled at each other at the eccentricity of them, and then continued ogling watching other people.

So like 10 minutes later this woman comes up behind me, apologizes for bothering us, and begins to explain that she could use some help. Her 7 year old son is in the water, and refuses to come out. Every time she tries to get him to come out he runs out into the big waves. She tried chasing him but she can't catch him. And now "my husband refuses to do anything. He says just let him be and if he gets hurt he gets hurt. He's just sitting up there [pointing] and doing nothing. SEE?! Could you help me get my son out of the water?" There's THOUSANDS of people on the beach. Why'd she ask me? "Your son is obviously so well behaved." :lmao: MY son is terrified of being swept out to sea! So I tell her I'd love to help her but the last thing I want to do is get in between a husband and wife who are in disagreement. "Oh, he doesn't care, I just need some help. Please!?" SIGH. So I get up and start walking toward the water with her. And that's when I realize she's the lady w/ the Sweater Kid. I can see her son in the water, with ANOTHER boy in a wool sweater. And it's this second kid that won't listen to his mom. 1st Sweater Kid is more than happy to follow his parents around and wallow in the sand. 2nd Sweater Kid just wants to play in the water. She says the boys have never been to the ocean and don't get how dangerous it is. So from the way they're dressed and the accent and this bit of info I figure they're from some remote inland backwater, like Kamloops or Milwaukee or something. :D We get down to the boys and she starts yelling at "Ryan" (2nd Sweater Kid) that he needs to come with her and immediately he starts to run into the ocean. And she's chasing him and yelling "This man is a policeman and he's going to take you to prison if you don't come with me!!" :loco: So eventually he runs away from her and right up to me, and I just squat down and ask if I can talk to him for a minute. And I explain very calmly that the ocean is very powerful and sometimes little guys like him can get surprised by how strong a wave is and get swept out into the ocean. I felt like such an idiot. I mean, that's true, but using fear to force this kid into the arms of his deranged mom? :bag: Well, eventually she clamped her hand onto his arm and began dragging him back up the beach, with 1st Sweater Kid wallowing in the sand behind them the whole way. And of course she just kept yelling over at me "THANK YOU!!" and smiling hugely at me the whole time. I have no idea if I did the right thing, but I guess if I convince myself that maybe 2nd Sweater Kid didn't get hurt 'cause I talked to him I can feel better about it. :( And of course when I got back to my family my son asked a billion questions about what in the world I was doing and my wife made fun of me for the rest of the afternoon.

I did feel better after a couple of Pacificos.

 
'Mr. Pickles said:
'cosjobs said:
Any Austin guys in here, shoot me a PM. I got final inspection on my kitchen and I am going to host a few dinner parties to make sure we get the operational flow down and work all the kinks out, before I bring in any residents. I'd be happy to fix you a meal, pour you some wine or booze and show you my new retirement home digs.
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When is GM moving in?
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End of August. He bought me a little bell to ring anytime I need anything.
 
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