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This might explain why I was getting random texts from a number I don't know. The picture of the toilet was quite confusing but it did make meI've just had a certain FBG ask me for another FBG's phone number because "it's going to be one of those nights".
Was the caption something along the lines of being the cleanest/best toilet in a bar ever? If so, bingo.
The muscle relaxers were prescribed to me from when I hit my head last summer. I still can't believe the doc lets me have unlimited refills.'cosjobs said:
The percs are prescribed for her. It's not like she is stealing them. The doctors she works with seemingly give her whatever she asks for. I wonder how many BJ's that cost her.
This might explain why I was getting random texts from a number I don't know. The picture of the toilet was quite confusing but it did make meI've just had a certain FBG ask me for another FBG's phone number because "it's going to be one of those nights".
I believe it was "greatest toilet ever"
This might explain why I was getting random texts from a number I don't know. The picture of the toilet was quite confusing but it did make meI've just had a certain FBG ask me for another FBG's phone number because "it's going to be one of those nights".
I must have missed it but what's with all the pills?The muscle relaxers were prescribed to me from when I hit my head last summer. I still can't believe the doc lets me have unlimited refills.'cosjobs said:
Severe back spasms. I think. I can't move. I was screaming in pain so loud the dog started howling. Good times.I must have missed it but what's with all the pills?The muscle relaxers were prescribed to me from when I hit my head last summer. I still can't believe the doc lets me have unlimited refills.'cosjobs said:
I've got an RL friend in the burlesque business. She's Pincurl Magazine's 2011 Texas performer of the year FWIW.Stage name is Ruby Joule'Disco Stu said:'shuke said:OMG more please immediately.'Disco Stu said:
She has more pictures on her regular facebook profile, but they may be set to "friends of friends". 9 Mutual Friends
Done. Thanks GB.'cosjobs said:
What now?
wow. so horrible and sad.and I'm trading josh asap, no way he can handle this
you see, I am typically supportive of drug abuse
Is you gonna win burritos?
:( TerribleAfter watching a grown man trip and fall trying to retrieve a HR ball in the Cards game last bight, I don't get how grown men act that way about a stupid baseball.
gotcha
I'll try to get a pic of me in the cat shirt riding in the amber lamps tomorrow if it isn't better by then.
By Matt Snyder A game between the Rangers and A's in Texas Thursday night yielded tragic news from off the field. During the second inning, Rangers outfielder Josh Hamilton picked up a foul ball and tossed it up into the crowd. A fan leaned a bit over the rail to catch the ball, lost his balance and fell about 20 feet behind a video board. He was pronounced dead less than three hours later.
Like Alex P Keaton in an earthquake.Did he shake like Joe Cocker too?Absolutely, but man he had some thin fingers.
Saw her tonight. Wish I had seen this earlier. My bad.
And we won softball 14-1.
ThisEDIT: except for the life is good part
Oh, you did win? That's great news! I was wondering if you won. Could you maybe post the box-score and maybe a pic of Amanda in a tight fitting softball uniform? Thanks.
I have neither of these, but we did win $300 on pulltabs at the bar afterwards.By the way, pulltabs are a real thing everywhere, right? This isn't like kitten ball and meat raffles again, is it?
Still don't buy this kitten ball/meat raffle business.
and thanks GB, you know how to make me feel better.
Used to love buying them as a kid. I used to wait by the booth at the school carnival and keep track of the winners, they had a sign that showed how many by denomination were in a carton, and if the timing was right, I would buy the rest of them. Did pretty well. My sic-ness started really early.
Nice job on winning the 300.
sick=illnesssic=degenerate
Put fireworks in this category too. I went with my GB's to the stand when we were in KC. Fireworks have changed a lot since I was 12. It looked like everything was marked at a couple hundred bucks a piece and they grabbed a good 4-5k worth but only paid 400 since they knew the owner. Of course something went horribly wrong that night and a mortar or whatever tipped ove sending a shot over my GB's house then another that hit him in the chest. I didn't realize it hit him though and really felt like a #### for laughing so hard.
Is this some linguistic variant you're cooking up?
You're so dumb.
This is exactly what a kitten ball/meat raffle believer would say.
You sound exactly like a lunar landing believer right now.
My old wrestling singlet and Crocs.
All over Wisconsin at least. And I recently attended a meat raffle. My sister won a 30 pound ham.
Not 'til Breaking Bad starts up again.
Is it just me or is "Louis" even less funny than last season?
No series, but here's one in 
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