GM's thread about nothing (26 Viewers)

[McJose]

I've never been to a Cracker Barrel. According to their website there isn't one within 200 miles of me. Am I missing out?

Not if you're a black or gay guy...but if you're a slightly overweight pancake eater, then by all means, YES, since pancakes are so hard to find.

In the early 2000s and again in 2006, Cracker Barrel faced accusations including a pattern of racial discrimination in its treatment of guests. After national press attention to these accusations, the company announced explicit policies intended to address the charges, and paid $2 million for race and sexual harassment at three Illinois restaurants.In 1991, Cracker Barrel instituted a policy requiring employees to display "normal heterosexual values which have been the foundation of families in our society which the company has traditionally sought to uphold". The company refused to change their policy in the face of protest demonstrations by gay rights groups.

If my good buddies Serg and Jamal can't eat there I won't either.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Cracker Barrel is highly overrated, yes.

 

[guru_007]

I've never been to a Cracker Barrel. According to their website there isn't one within 200 miles of me.

Am I missing out?

typical breakfast food, not missing out on a thing. Tons of them by me, everyone raves on and on about them, so finally went to one last year. People must be pretty ####### simple to be raving about biscuits, pancakes and egg sandwiches ffs.

THEY SMOKE THEIR OWN SAUSAGE!!!!11

in that case, I suppose I should disclose for fairness that I am not a sausage, nor am I a pancake eater

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Being a white guy is pretty awesome.

As far as racism, at least it helps you figure out who the d-heads are.

 

[General Malaise]

I've never been to a Cracker Barrel. According to their website there isn't one within 200 miles of me.

Am I missing out?

typical breakfast food, not missing out on a thing. Tons of them by me, everyone raves on and on about them, so finally went to one last year. People must be pretty ####### simple to be raving about biscuits, pancakes and egg sandwiches ffs.

THEY SMOKE THEIR OWN SAUSAGE!!!!11

in that case, I suppose I should disclose for fairness that I am not a sausage, nor am I a pancake eater

Well that's peculiar. There is nothing better than a hot, juicy sausage in your mouth.

 

[shuke]

I'm trying to get my head around this one...

You went to Cracker Barrel yesterday for breakfast? Do you normally eat breakfast at Cracker Barrel during the week? Is this on a business trip?

I had to drive to Lexington yesterday morning. On the way back, I stopped at Cracker Barrel for lunch, but ordered breakfast. I know, ####ing crazy, right?

 

[McJose]

Cracker Barrel is highly overrated, yes.

I think most chain restaurants are overrated. Hell I think almost all restaurants are overrated."OMG YOU HAVE TO GO TO MUMBU JAMBA'S! THEY HAVE THE BEST [insert some sort of food type product]! SERIOUSLY IT IS THE BEST I'VE EVER HAD!"

 

[McJose]

I'm trying to get my head around this one...

You went to Cracker Barrel yesterday for breakfast? Do you normally eat breakfast at Cracker Barrel during the week? Is this on a business trip?

I had to drive to Lexington yesterday morning. On the way back, I stopped at Cracker Barrel for lunch, but ordered breakfast. I know, ####ing crazy, right?

Your new FBG nickname is Wild Man.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm trying to get my head around this one...

You went to Cracker Barrel yesterday for breakfast? Do you normally eat breakfast at Cracker Barrel during the week? Is this on a business trip?

I had to drive to Lexington yesterday morning. On the way back, I stopped at Cracker Barrel for lunch, but ordered breakfast. I know, ####ing crazy, right?

You're doing this now?

 

[shuke]

Cracker Barrel is highly overrated, yes.

Overall, yes. But pretty damn good pancakes. Served with real butter and real maple syrup.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm trying to get my head around this one...

You went to Cracker Barrel yesterday for breakfast? Do you normally eat breakfast at Cracker Barrel during the week? Is this on a business trip?

I had to drive to Lexington yesterday morning. On the way back, I stopped at Cracker Barrel for lunch, but ordered breakfast. I know, ####ing crazy, right?

If you order breakfast for lunch, does that ruin the chances of a mid-day beer?

 

[shuke]

I'm trying to get my head around this one...

You went to Cracker Barrel yesterday for breakfast? Do you normally eat breakfast at Cracker Barrel during the week? Is this on a business trip?

I had to drive to Lexington yesterday morning. On the way back, I stopped at Cracker Barrel for lunch, but ordered breakfast. I know, ####ing crazy, right?

You're doing this now?

Doing what now?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Cracker Barrel is highly overrated, yes.

Overall, yes. But pretty damn good pancakes. Served with real butter and real maple syrup.

Good biscuits and gravy too.

 

[Drifter]

I'm trying to get my head around this one...

You went to Cracker Barrel yesterday for breakfast? Do you normally eat breakfast at Cracker Barrel during the week? Is this on a business trip?

I had to drive to Lexington yesterday morning. On the way back, I stopped at Cracker Barrel for lunch, but ordered breakfast. I know, ####ing crazy, right?

Did you stop at the one in Florence? I've had breakfast at that one. Slap it high?

 

[shuke]

I'm trying to get my head around this one...

You went to Cracker Barrel yesterday for breakfast? Do you normally eat breakfast at Cracker Barrel during the week? Is this on a business trip?

I had to drive to Lexington yesterday morning. On the way back, I stopped at Cracker Barrel for lunch, but ordered breakfast. I know, ####ing crazy, right?

Did you stop at the one in Florence? I've had breakfast at that one. Slap it high?

Nope. Georgetown.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Cracker Barrel is highly overrated, yes.

I think most chain restaurants are overrated. Hell I think almost all restaurants are overrated."OMG YOU HAVE TO GO TO MUMBU JAMBA'S! THEY HAVE THE BEST [insert some sort of food type product]! SERIOUSLY IT IS THE BEST I'VE EVER HAD!"

Want me to mail you some Burma Superstar?

 

[General Malaise]

I'm trying to get my head around this one...

You went to Cracker Barrel yesterday for breakfast? Do you normally eat breakfast at Cracker Barrel during the week? Is this on a business trip?

I had to drive to Lexington yesterday morning. On the way back, I stopped at Cracker Barrel for lunch, but ordered breakfast. I know, ####ing crazy, right?

You're doing this now?

Doing what now?

You know...that thing teenage girls do?

 

[McJose]

Cracker Barrel is highly overrated, yes.

I think most chain restaurants are overrated. Hell I think almost all restaurants are overrated."OMG YOU HAVE TO GO TO MUMBU JAMBA'S! THEY HAVE THE BEST [insert some sort of food type product]! SERIOUSLY IT IS THE BEST I'VE EVER HAD!"

Want me to mail you some Burma Superstar?

Just looked at their menu online. That would give me Nam flashbacks.

 

[shuke]

I'm trying to get my head around this one...

You went to Cracker Barrel yesterday for breakfast? Do you normally eat breakfast at Cracker Barrel during the week? Is this on a business trip?

I had to drive to Lexington yesterday morning. On the way back, I stopped at Cracker Barrel for lunch, but ordered breakfast. I know, ####ing crazy, right?

You're doing this now?

Doing what now?

You know...that thing teenage girls do?

That thing your boyfriend likes? I seriously have no idea what you're talking about.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm trying to get my head around this one...

You went to Cracker Barrel yesterday for breakfast? Do you normally eat breakfast at Cracker Barrel during the week? Is this on a business trip?

I had to drive to Lexington yesterday morning. On the way back, I stopped at Cracker Barrel for lunch, but ordered breakfast. I know, ####ing crazy, right?

You're doing this now?

Doing what now?

You know...that thing teenage girls do?

That thing your boyfriend likes? I seriously have no idea what you're talking about.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

real maple syrup.

Absolutely critical, IMO.

 

[shuke]

real maple syrup.

Absolutely critical, IMO.

I'll admit, I still buy the imitation stuff at the store. If you buy real, is it all pretty much the same? Any brands I should be looking for?

 

[urbanhack]

real maple syrup.

Absolutely critical, IMO.

I'll admit, I still buy the imitation stuff at the store. If you buy real, is it all pretty much the same? Any brands I should be looking for?

Grade B?

 

[shuke]

real maple syrup.

Absolutely critical, IMO.

I'll admit, I still buy the imitation stuff at the store. If you buy real, is it all pretty much the same? Any brands I should be looking for?

Grade B?

Do what?

 

[shuke]

Man, I have spent way too much time around here lately. Time to retire again. Later.

Well, this is going splendidly.

 

[shuke]

Anyone know of any open enrollments for big phama-sponsored clinical studies on the treatment for message board addiction?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

just made some blueberry pancakes on Saturday. Probably have leftovers in the fridge.

and I can't wait to go back to Burma Superstar next month.

 

[Funkley]

Those fancy treatments never work. Cold turkey is the only way.

:softballovertheplate:

 

[urbanhack]

Anyone know of any open enrollments for big phama-sponsored clinical studies on the treatment for message board addiction?

Yes. PM sent.p.s. - here are the side affects# Nausea# Irritability and short tempers# Hostility# Homicidal impulses# Rapid loss of mental clarity# Amnesia# Kidney failure# Diarrhea# Muscle aching and weakness# Tingling or cramping in the legs# Inability to walk# Problems sleeping# Constipation# Impaired muscle formation# Erectile dysfunction

 

[McJose]

Meh...fake syrup is good enough. Settle down.

 

[urbanhack]

real maple syrup.

Absolutely critical, IMO.

I'll admit, I still buy the imitation stuff at the store. If you buy real, is it all pretty much the same? Any brands I should be looking for?

Grade B?

Do what?

Maple syrup is basically divided into two groups A and B. These grades signify the season in which the syrup was made. Grade A Maple syrup is collected in early season, whereas Grade B syrup is collected in late season. This effects their taste as Grade A has a milder and more delicate flavour and Grade B has a dark color with robust flavour. The only difference is the taste and color. There are no real nutritional differences. If your read the nutrition facts on each bottle or even just look them up on the internet you will find that there are no differences between grades, although there are some slight differences between brands. Anonymous

 

[shuke]

Meh...fake syrup is good enough. Settle down.

I've never had a problem with it. I bought some real stuff at the store once, and thought it was awful. However, the stuff I got from Cracker Barrel was awesome.

 

[Frostillicus]

Lenny Kravitz played at that gala thing last night. That was pretty rad. Food sucked though and it was a cash bar. So I just grabbed a client every time I needed drink and put two drinks on the corporate card. Smooth.

Off to the Harry Potter sneak preview. I'm going to make sure to inscrutably study every little minute detail so I can ##### about how they screwed up the books tomorrow, because I'm insane like Mario Kart.

 

[General Malaise]

Meh...fake syrup is good enough. Settle down.

I've never had a problem with it. I bought some real stuff at the store once, and thought it was awful. However, the stuff I got from Cracker Barrel was awesome.

Probably because they smoked it.

 

[General Malaise]

Lenny Kravitz played at that gala thing last night. That was pretty rad. Food sucked though and it was a cash bar. So I just grabbed a client every time I needed drink and put two drinks on the corporate card. Smooth.

Off to the Harry Potter sneak preview. I'm going to make sure to inscrutably study every little minute detail so I can ##### about how they screwed up the books tomorrow, because I'm insane like Mario Kart.

Man, first pancakes and now this? I'm obviously not living right.

 

[urbanhack]

dumb or cool?

saw this drive my house a few days ago. I like the idea of drinking beer while cruising down the street, but not sure i'm interested in peddling the entire time.

 

[shuke]

I'm insane like Mario Kart.

Oh my.

 

[Frostillicus]

dumb or cool?

saw this drive my house a few days ago. I like the idea of drinking beer while cruising down the street, but not sure i'm interested in peddling the entire time.

Did one. Good times.

 

[shuke]

Lenny Kravitz played at that gala thing last night. That was pretty rad. Food sucked though and it was a cash bar. So I just grabbed a client every time I needed drink and put two drinks on the corporate card. Smooth.

Off to the Harry Potter sneak preview. I'm going to make sure to inscrutably study every little minute detail so I can ##### about how they screwed up the books tomorrow, because I'm insane like Mario Kart.

Man, first pancakes and now this? I'm obviously not living right.

Don't sweat it. I haven't read them, either. If you're looking to get into a real series, try out Game of Thrones.

 

[Frostillicus]

Lenny Kravitz played at that gala thing last night. That was pretty rad. Food sucked though and it was a cash bar. So I just grabbed a client every time I needed drink and put two drinks on the corporate card. Smooth.

Off to the Harry Potter sneak preview. I'm going to make sure to inscrutably study every little minute detail so I can ##### about how they screwed up the books tomorrow, because I'm insane like Mario Kart.

Man, first pancakes and now this? I'm obviously not living right.

Don't sweat it. I haven't read them, either. If you're looking to get into a real series, try out Game of Thrones.

Yes this. Also I'd put The Dark Tower and Lord of the Rings ahead of Harry Potter as well.

 

[McJose]

I like the idea of drinking beer while cruising down the street...

I do this all the time.

 

[jplvr]

Is shuke a regular contributor here now or is this just pre-MH excitement?

 

[General Malaise]

Lenny Kravitz played at that gala thing last night. That was pretty rad. Food sucked though and it was a cash bar. So I just grabbed a client every time I needed drink and put two drinks on the corporate card. Smooth.

Off to the Harry Potter sneak preview. I'm going to make sure to inscrutably study every little minute detail so I can ##### about how they screwed up the books tomorrow, because I'm insane like Mario Kart.

Man, first pancakes and now this? I'm obviously not living right.

Don't sweat it. I haven't read them, either. If you're looking to get into a real series, try out Game of Thrones.

I'm reading two books right now (Yes, look at me):This

and this.

 

[jplvr]

Is it sad that I'm thinking about going to watch Harry Potter in the movies by myself at some point this weekend? Only other person interested in going lives almost 4 hours away. If I was moved already, this wouldn't be an issue. I want to go ahead and finish this series off, especially considering I won't likely have Netflix by the time the Blu Ray release happens.

 

[General Malaise]

dumb or cool?

saw this drive my house a few days ago. I like the idea of drinking beer while cruising down the street, but not sure i'm interested in peddling the entire time.

$4.56 a gallon? Ouch. And is that Offdee waiving to the camera, next to the hot chick?They have these in Portland. Never really been tempted.

 

[-fish-]

Is it sad that I'm thinking about going to watch Harry Potter in the movies by myself at some point this weekend? Only other person interested in going lives almost 4 hours away. If I was moved already, this wouldn't be an issue. I want to go ahead and finish this series off, especially considering I won't likely have Netflix by the time the Blu Ray release happens.

Not at all. It means your friends aren't losers.

 

[Carver]

#### i have a canker sore inside my cheek.

 

[shuke]

Is shuke a regular contributor here now

Who posted in: GM's thread about nothingjplvr 683 shuke 627 I'm the dumb one around here?

or is this just pre-MH excitement?

And this better be mother ####ing shtick.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Pancakes cause hemorrhoids

 

[Tiger Fan]

I haven't had a pancake in years. Do grown ups still eat these?

WTF kind of weird world do you live in that pancakes are only for kids?Had a stack just yesterday at Cracker Barrel.

Cracker Barrel has pancakes?Thought that was just a lunch/dinner joint.

you serious clark?