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GM's thread about nothing (26 Viewers)
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Early_10
footballgoddess
How long before the post where you're hiding out from the police because you hit something last night driving drunk and you're hoping it's not a kid.
You're better than this Peej, smarten up.Sergeant Spelt
Footballguy
to kill yourself? not at all.
mr. furley
Footballguy
<_<Yay!Suck it Furley!!
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
ARE YOU DRINKING?<_<Yay!
mr. furley
Footballguy
#### YEAH!ARE YOU DRINKING?<_<Yay!
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Wife on the phone with her Mom: "Our backyards get the same amount of shade."
Me (mumbling under my breath): "Racist."
Wife: *glare*
Me (mumbling under my breath): "Racist."
Wife: *glare*
-fish-
Footballguy
Just got back from taking my daughter whale watching. Been promising to take her for 2 years. It's a 2.5 hour drive each way, stay at a hotel and a five hour boat ride. I was sort of dreading it, but it was actually one of the coolest things I've ever done. Beautiful place, and watched orcas in the wild for about an hour.
mr. furley
Footballguy
take my wife next timeTIA
Frostillicus
Footballguy
truck - hi. big fan. About to watch the first episode of Childrens Hospital with the wife. If she likes it we'll probably finish out and have it to you in a few weeks. If she doesn't like it I'll send it out in a couple of days because even if I like it I have very little time to watch things I actually want to watch and with the time I do have I'll probably watch crappy Minnesota sports teams and I'd rather send it to someone who will like it than have it sit there staring at me while I root for gay Joe Mauer.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Who did your cubital tunnel surgery? What did you have done?
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Yea, this #### is on the top 10 things that piss me off. OH ####ING IMPRESSIVE YOU'RE NOT WRITING IT DOWN.But who in the mother #### doesn't eat onions on their hamburger?No, waiter, your staring at me while I order my meal and "memorizing" our order does not fill me with admiration for you and confidence in the preciseness of the meal. It fills me with all sorts of anxiety-ridden angst that my $10 hamburger is going to arrive with both mayo AND onions attached even though I emphasized I wanted zero molecules of either anywhere near it. In fact, when the mayo and onions are both present, it makes me want to find one of those light-green waiter-order-pad thingies and cram it down your overfriendly, no-short-term-memory gullet.Love, facAlso: does anyone here know how to get rid of rockchucks without shooting them? I tried to sneak up on him all Native American In The Forest like (if the Native American used a pellet gun), but apparently I sounded like a herd of wildebeests stampeding the Serengeti...that sucker was back under the deck before I was within 25 yards.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Jews drive mini-vans?
5 minutes in and I've never laughed this much in my whole life.
5 minutes in and I've never laughed this much in my whole life.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
I have to admit, up until a month ago or so I thought Fin was 100% shtick. Now I kind of feel bad about about being skeptical.
Maybe it's the fact that his life experiences are nothing like mine. Getting stabbed at an AA meeting? I've got nothing on par with that.
However, I call total bull#### on these statements that all his posts are genuine. Plenty of fin posts are shtick, and it's some of the best on the board. One of my all time favorites is when he went into one of the BBQ threads, which are pretty serious business around here, and said he had just grilled some hot dogs after marinating them overnight in root beer.
Love stuff like that.
Maybe it's the fact that his life experiences are nothing like mine. Getting stabbed at an AA meeting? I've got nothing on par with that.
However, I call total bull#### on these statements that all his posts are genuine. Plenty of fin posts are shtick, and it's some of the best on the board. One of my all time favorites is when he went into one of the BBQ threads, which are pretty serious business around here, and said he had just grilled some hot dogs after marinating them overnight in root beer.
Love stuff like that.
gianmarco
Footballguy
Orthopedic hand guy here in St. Louis. Had it done along with removal of the cyst/carpal tunnel release in the wrist a little over 2 weeks ago. Turns out the cyst was likely giving me more problems since I started with weakness all of a sudden. I never had the tingling (except at night which I didn't recognize). When I couldn't bring my pinkie finger in any more, I knew something wasn't right. Hasn't been fun.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
RON SWANSON!!!
mr. furley
Footballguy
had a grilled onion, jalapeno and mustard burger at 5 Guys a couple weeks back
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Sold.
bostonfred
Footballguy
I don't, but that's because I like the flavor of hamburgers. Poll created.Yea, this #### is on the top 10 things that piss me off. OH ####ING IMPRESSIVE YOU'RE NOT WRITING IT DOWN.But who in the mother #### doesn't eat onions on their hamburger?No, waiter, your staring at me while I order my meal and "memorizing" our order does not fill me with admiration for you and confidence in the preciseness of the meal. It fills me with all sorts of anxiety-ridden angst that my $10 hamburger is going to arrive with both mayo AND onions attached even though I emphasized I wanted zero molecules of either anywhere near it. In fact, when the mayo and onions are both present, it makes me want to find one of those light-green waiter-order-pad thingies and cram it down your overfriendly, no-short-term-memory gullet.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Tangiers.................it happened.I have to admit, up until a month ago or so I thought Fin was 100% shtick. Now I kind of feel bad about about being skeptical.Maybe it's the fact that his life experiences are nothing like mine. Getting stabbed at an AA meeting? I've got nothing on par with that.However, I call total bull#### on these statements that all his posts are genuine. Plenty of fin posts are shtick, and it's some of the best on the board. One of my all time favorites is when he went into one of the BBQ threads, which are pretty serious business around here, and said he had just grilled some hot dogs after marinating them overnight in root beer.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Congrats, brah.had a grilled onion, jalapeno and mustard burger at 5 Guys a couple weeks back
McJose
Footballguy
Where are you staying? I've played Morro Bay a few times. Love that course. Got pretty shirtfaced there too.I also rolled in a hooking 12 foot birdie on the 18th at Morro Bay to shoot an 84 and beat my golf bum nephew by one stroke. He bogeyed the hole.
mr. furley
Footballguy
thanks. i was thrilledCongrats, brah.had a grilled onion, jalapeno and mustard burger at 5 Guys a couple weeks back
tommyboy
Footballguy
last time i went to a dinner where the waiter "memorized" our orders (4) he brought my wife the wrong dish entirely. Whoever invented this method was a dbag.as for the chucks, you need to either tame them by feeding them, then kill them since you'll be able to get to close range. Or you need to poison them. They have eagle eye vision and if you're wanting to ever actually hunt them its hard to get much closer thant say 75 yards before the sound the alarm and go in their burrows. The farm and garden store is your friend on the poison. I doubt a pellet gun would kill a chuck, at least not in one shot. You'd probably have to pump him about 30 times to finally get the kill shot.Also: does anyone here know how to get rid of rockchucks without shooting them? I tried to sneak up on him all Native American In The Forest like (if the Native American used a pellet gun), but apparently I sounded like a herd of wildebeests stampeding the Serengeti...that sucker was back under the deck before I was within 25 yards.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Frosty> Thanks GB. CH is a great show, but it's absurd and it's really all about the jokes. Not much in the way of character development, or plot, it's just kind of nutty. My broad doesn't like it, but she doesn't like Archer either, so what does she know.
Women are pretty dumb.
Women are pretty dumb.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I have to admit, up until a month ago or so I thought Fin was 100% shtick. Now I kind of feel bad about about being skeptical.Maybe it's the fact that his life experiences are nothing like mine. Getting stabbed at an AA meeting? I've got nothing on par with that.However, I call total bull#### on these statements that all his posts are genuine. Plenty of fin posts are shtick, and it's some of the best on the board. One of my all time favorites is when he went into one of the BBQ threads, which are pretty serious business around here, and said he had just grilled some hot dogs after marinating them overnight in root beer.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
My family is pissing me off. Everyone except my sister's girlfriend was in bed at 10:30. And she bailed before 11:30.
Sitting alone by the pool listening to tunes and drinking beers, which is honestly pretty cool. But after an entire day of my nephews following me around incessantly, I'd enjoy some adult conversation.
So Whattaya got for me, gmtan?
Sitting alone by the pool listening to tunes and drinking beers, which is honestly pretty cool. But after an entire day of my nephews following me around incessantly, I'd enjoy some adult conversation.
So Whattaya got for me, gmtan?
McJose
Footballguy
\Did you find your hipster radio station?
Josie Maran
Footballguy
You should start some sort of newsletter. Or a blog. I hear Pickles (from the Internet) is making a killing.
mr. furley
Footballguy
the pocket chair??
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Not hipster, Dbag! But no. Scanned through the dial and got bupkus...but I did discover that NYC has 47 spanished language stations. What the hell's up with that?
McJose
Footballguy
Sounds like California.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Finished season 1 (the web episodes that are 5 minutes each). Wife has laughed pretty consistently throughout but I think she feels bad about it. I don't. ####'s funny as hell. Decent chance we finish it off tonight, which means you'll probably get it within a month or two.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
I'm desperately in need of a Cincy trip. Any chance of getting the league together again?And speaking of which, where the hell has Verbal been?
McJose
Footballguy
Could be worse. You could have a stop-over in Bakersfield.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
I would've expected it in California.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
:shudder:
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Bloggers just need to ask people to click on stuff.You should start some sort of newsletter. Or a blog. I hear Pickles (from the Internet) is making a killing.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Acquired some venison sticks tonight. Should I assume, based on the reaction of this thread to Kitten Ball and Meat RAffles, that you have no idea what I'm talking about?
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
Cambria. Moonstone Beach. We rented a house and a few rooms all within a short walk of each other. A nephew got married there five summers ago, and we've made it a tradition ever since. Morro is on a spectacular piece of land that could have a world class course on it, but it's county maintained and probably designed for simplicity, so it has a muni feel to it. It's straightforward with sticky summer greens and easy enough a hacker like me to shoot lower than bogey golf, so that's always sort of welcome.Where are you staying? I've played Morro Bay a few times. Love that course. Got pretty shirtfaced there too.I also rolled in a hooking 12 foot birdie on the 18th at Morro Bay to shoot an 84 and beat my golf bum nephew by one stroke. He bogeyed the hole.
It's good to be home. I usually despise the Mojave in summer. Obviously menopause isn't an exciting topic here and I'm probably a generation or more ahead of the gmtan demographic, but guys... married guys... haha ... it's a comin' and it's a not a very nice. I have no idea if I will ever remarry. I'm not as adorable as GM, so one blown shot at it may be all I get, but at 49 staring down the big five oh, I am pretty damned glad to be single if that means not being married through a change of life. Two of my four sisters are married. Their husbands stared at the ocean a lot. I would not blame them for drinking and driving... responsibly as described in this thread.
McJose
Footballguy
And how.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
You guys should all watch this show.
McJose
Footballguy
Cambria is sweet. We used to rent condos down in Cayucos for big family reunion deals. There's a little more for the kids to do there. I haven't played Morro in years but I remembered I kinda liked the muni feel to it. Nobody looking down at their nose at you if you pissed in the rough.Cambria. Moonstone Beach. We rented a house and a few rooms all within a short walk of each other. A nephew got married there five summers ago, and we've made it a tradition ever since. Morro is on a spectacular piece of land that could have a world class course on it, but it's county maintained and probably designed for simplicity, so it has a muni feel to it. It's straightforward with sticky summer greens and easy enough a hacker like me to shoot lower than bogey golf, so that's always sort of welcome.Where are you staying? I've played Morro Bay a few times. Love that course. Got pretty shirtfaced there too.I also rolled in a hooking 12 foot birdie on the 18th at Morro Bay to shoot an 84 and beat my golf bum nephew by one stroke. He bogeyed the hole.
It's good to be home. I usually despise the Mojave in summer. Obviously menopause isn't an exciting topic here and I'm probably a generation or more ahead of the gmtan demographic, but guys... married guys... haha ... it's a comin' and it's a not a very nice. I have no idea if I will ever remarry. I'm not as adorable as GM, so one blown shot at it may be all I get, but at 49 staring down the big five oh, I am pretty damned glad to be single if that means not being married through a change of life. Two of my four sisters are married. Their husbands stared at the ocean a lot. I would not blame them for drinking and driving... responsibly as described in this thread.
Hipple Long Ware & Peete
Footballguy
cracker posted here within the last few months. I was surprised to see it.
facook
Footballguy
I like onions when they're cooked and sparse in Thai, Chinese, or Italian food. Also in salsa. Other than that, they make me gag (also I kinda have a rot-breath phobia).shallots in a burger, onions on a burger.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
I never piss more than four feet from the cart. But it's usually in the rough, so I think we're on the same page.
That was an errant reply to Tanner btw.
I'm drunk again.
That was an errant reply to Tanner btw.
I'm drunk again.
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Josie Maran
Footballguy
Speaking of golf, pretty sure I'm gonna play Bethpage Black this week. 
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