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A moment of silence for Stryker. The single, fun-loving, goofy, gassy, vibrant, Stryker is gone from us. He will now join us as a miserable, depressed, hopeless married man.

To the happy couple!!! Cheers!

 
Forgive me for asking for an Otis-esque update, but could I get a summary of the last month or two?
mostly breakfast foods. topics are running thin. shuke retired for almost 48 hours and returned triumphantly by posting a pic of his refrigerator--on request, no less.
 
A moment of silence for Stryker. The single, fun-loving, goofy, gassy, vibrant, Stryker is gone from us. He will now join us as a miserable, depressed, hopeless married man.To the happy couple!!! Cheers!
Is that who's liveblogging their wedding day on my Facebook wall? Sucks to be him.I have a growler of homebrew IPA on ice in the kitchen. Intending to get wrecked tonight.
 
Forgive me for asking for an Otis-esque update, but could I get a summary of the last month or two?
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Forgive me for asking for an Otis-esque update, but could I get a summary of the last month or two?
mostly breakfast foods. topics are running thin. shuke retired for almost 48 hours and returned triumphantly by posting a pic of his refrigerator--on request, no less.
:popcorn:Congratulations Early!
 
My exboss has a spare room on Kauai, north shore, Tunnels.

Sonny, where for art thou?

Round trip leaving tonight and coming home Friday is $500 on American w/ 25% coupon.

Why for may not I go.

I am babysitting my mom
:eek: That is a GREAT spot, seriously doesn't get better, and not just on Kauai. Haena's killer and Tunnels is probly the nicest beach there (or Ke'e), which is saying something. Good snorkeling right out front this time of year with lots of turtles. Speaking of which, it's also where Bethany survived that tiger shark attack (they just did some movie about), losing an arm. Also the best trail (Kalalau) you'll probly ever get to hike nearby on the Na Pali coast.Excellent airfare too, what are you thinking??? F your mom.
:lmao: When you're right, you're right. F my mom. Ticket purchased. Departs 4:38 manana.

A L O H A :excited:
Anybody hear from CC since he flew the coop? I'd love an update, although I'm sure it's better there aren't any. Still, I'd like to get in touch with the guy - could help him out some - if any of you have his number...tried p-mail already. Mahalo!
Thanks, much aloha!You know I want your advice and would have loved ideas, but this was so spur of the moment I didn't have time. I doubt it mattered. Every day was scheduled by my friend (if I wanted to join him which seemed like the thing to do). Wednesday through Friday were three of the best vacation days in the history of the world. All diving, no hiking, golfing, windsurfing, sailing or anything. Just diving. Thursday I dove Ni'ihau and not that rock formation off the north shore that the charters use, but right off the actual east cliffs of the forbidden island. Pretty sure the Holy Grail is hidden there. Very rare to get permission (he's doing volunteer save the environment stuff). Endangered monk seals as friendly as dogs in the park. Wednesday was drifting the outter reef in this excellent conveyor of a summer current on Tunnels. Very fun because we were spearing invasive species. Did a mile+ drift three times, and would have done another if not for the sun going down. I had a small (2 1/2 foot) white tip shark tear a ta'ape (unwelcome pretty yellow little dead fish) right off my stringer. What a rush. It made me reconsider the prudence of attaching 25 dead bleeding fish to my hip and swimming the same water where surfer girl lost an arm. Eek. Friday was free diving Na Pali. I stayed shallow with just a snorkel because of the flight back, but even in 12 feet of water that place is mindblowing. The currents there are definitely advanced though. We beached the boat on three sand strips accesible by boat only. It's all about cliffs, waterfalls and rainbows though. This guy has a 26' military spec 400 hp Zodiac rescue boat. Fast fun. The charters get to Ni'ihau in 2 and a half hours. Took us less than 30 minutes. Great stuff. :thumbup:

Sad it's over. Going back in February maybe for some big waves and definitely to do the dry side and the canyon.

My kid was runnerup in the Toluca Lake 10-12 year old junior tennis tourney at her summer camp.

The mondaynightrunmomtovegastuesdayflightblur was possibly the two worst vacation days in the history of the world, thank you exwife and Enterprise, but I'm not sure I want relive any of that here.

 
I just got word that a friend of mine died in a mountain biking accident earlier this afternoon. The obvious grief aside, he died in a horrible manner. He wrecked his bike into a hornets' nest and was stung something like 1000 times. They airlifted him to the hospital but I guess he went into anaphylactic shock and didn't make it. Just horrible. :(

 
I just got word that a friend of mine died in a mountain biking accident earlier this afternoon. The obvious grief aside, he died in a horrible manner. He wrecked his bike into a hornets' nest and was stung something like 1000 times. They airlifted him to the hospital but I guess he went into anaphylactic shock and didn't make it. Just horrible. :(
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I just got word that a friend of mine died in a mountain biking accident earlier this afternoon. The obvious grief aside, he died in a horrible manner. He wrecked his bike into a hornets' nest and was stung something like 1000 times. They airlifted him to the hospital but I guess he went into anaphylactic shock and didn't make it. Just horrible. :(
hfs. RIP.
 
I just got word that a friend of mine died in a mountain biking accident earlier this afternoon. The obvious grief aside, he died in a horrible manner. He wrecked his bike into a hornets' nest and was stung something like 1000 times. They airlifted him to the hospital but I guess he went into anaphylactic shock and didn't make it. Just horrible. :(
Whoa.
 
I just got word that a friend of mine died in a mountain biking accident earlier this afternoon. The obvious grief aside, he died in a horrible manner. He wrecked his bike into a hornets' nest and was stung something like 1000 times. They airlifted him to the hospital but I guess he went into anaphylactic shock and didn't make it. Just horrible. :(
Sorry for your loss. And chalk up a new #1 way I don't want to go
 
I just got word that a friend of mine died in a mountain biking accident earlier this afternoon. The obvious grief aside, he died in a horrible manner. He wrecked his bike into a hornets' nest and was stung something like 1000 times. They airlifted him to the hospital but I guess he went into anaphylactic shock and didn't make it. Just horrible. :(
:shock: Sorry for your loss. That is just awful.
 
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I just got word that a friend of mine died in a mountain biking accident earlier this afternoon. The obvious grief aside, he died in a horrible manner. He wrecked his bike into a hornets' nest and was stung something like 1000 times. They airlifted him to the hospital but I guess he went into anaphylactic shock and didn't make it. Just horrible. :(
Just terrible. So sorry to hear this GB. :(
 
Catfish: I don't know the meaning of your odd donation amount, but you are ridiculously generous. HUGE thanks. :wub:

Y'all: I'm rappelling down a 225-foot building and raising money for Special Olympics. If interested in helping secure my likely painful death, please donate via my FB page.

 
Y'all: I'm rappelling down a 225-foot building and raising money for Special Olympics. If interested in helping secure my likely painful death, please donate via my FB page.
you're a crazy person but i fully support the SO. :thumbup: glllll
 
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Catfish: I don't know the meaning of your odd donation amount, but you are ridiculously generous. HUGE thanks. :wub:Y'all: I'm rappelling down a 225-foot building and raising money for Special Olympics. If interested in helping secure my likely painful death, please donate via my FB page.
Stealing GM's shtick. :bag: Flattery GB....After thinking about it, why am I giving money to the Special Olympics? They get to have their own Olympics. Really? Where's my Olympics? WHERE'S MY OLYMPICS?!!!
 
For a wedding present I think I'd want a tree. Every year you could measure the growth in your relationship as well as the tree. You could watch it turn colors with the autumn frost, lose it's leaves and bear the winter snow, and come to life again in the spring. Birds will find shelter in its branches. You'd enjoy the comfort of its shade in the hot summer months. Your kids could build a treehouse and play for hours, imagining they're military spies or conservationists. And in 50 years, your great-grandchildren will be climbing into its branches. But then again, who lives in the same place for 50 years? Get her a pair of earrings.
I got a Nintendo System. It was awesome.OK, I just dated myself pretty badly there. :mellow:
 
Catfish: I don't know the meaning of your odd donation amount, but you are ridiculously generous. HUGE thanks. :wub:Y'all: I'm rappelling down a 225-foot building and raising money for Special Olympics. If interested in helping secure my likely painful death, please donate via my FB page.
Didn't you already cut a check to Woz?:ducks:
 
But for the record, this really proves that I am one SPECTACULAR f***ing bartender.

Seriously.
People can mix coffee while they're driving. I'm just sayingI'm as big (if not bigger) an alkie as you, but damn the driving posts are pretty freaking scary and 100% not good.
I agree. On Monday night, I shouldn't have been allowed to even look at a car, let alone drive one. That was one of the dumbest things I've ever done. But today's escapades...think of it like a normal guy having a few beers at happy hour and then driving home. No big deal, happens every day. I just managed to hold that pose for nine hours.
Until you kill someone. But hey, you're having fun right?
 

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