GM's thread about nothing (34 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

Boss just got a big meeting with the real GM on Tuesday. Putting together a presentation with a new tag line on the cover. Thoughts on this?

My link

Those nuke plants look scary as ####.

Nuclear power is our friend, Tre.

Oh, I know it...but did you have to use a pic where the plant has an evil, greenish glow?Edit: How about this nice South Korean Plant?

Pretty in pink?

 

[General Malaise]

Boss just got a big meeting with the real GM on Tuesday. Putting together a presentation with a new tag line on the cover. Thoughts on this?

My link

Don't underline your company name. Okay, took that out.Are you using the same font type? No. I made it all the same.

The pictures on the left are closer to the left margin than the pictures on the right are to the right margin. Uhh, okay. I think I fixed this too, General Fastidious.

more to come.... Great!

Do you really need the street address on there? too much text - Customary in the industry, so yes.

Putting the street address on the first slide of your presentation is customary in your industry??

You read a lot of hedge fund pitch books?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Boss just got a big meeting with the real GM on Tuesday. Putting together a presentation with a new tag line on the cover. Thoughts on this?

My link

Those nuke plants look scary as ####.

Nuclear power is our friend, Tre.

Oh, I know it...but did you have to use a pic where the plant has an evil, greenish glow?Edit: How about this nice South Korean Plant?

Pretty in pink?

Almost as scary as green.

 

[shuke]

Boss just got a big meeting with the real GM on Tuesday. Putting together a presentation with a new tag line on the cover. Thoughts on this?

My link

I like that you got the bad guy from Terminator 2.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Boss just got a big meeting with the real GM on Tuesday. Putting together a presentation with a new tag line on the cover. Thoughts on this?

My link

Those nuke plants look scary as ####.

Nuclear power is our friend, Tre.

Oh, I know it...but did you have to use a pic where the plant has an evil, greenish glow?Edit: How about this nice South Korean Plant?

Pretty in pink?

Website?

 

[shuke]

I'd spell it "Earfs" and then add an "LOL" in parentheses, just to keep things light.

 

[urbanhack]

Boss just got a big meeting with the real GM on Tuesday. Putting together a presentation with a new tag line on the cover. Thoughts on this?

My link

Don't underline your company name. Okay, took that out.Are you using the same font type? No. I made it all the same.

The pictures on the left are closer to the left margin than the pictures on the right are to the right margin. Uhh, okay. I think I fixed this too, General Fastidious.

more to come.... Great!

Do you really need the street address on there? too much text - Customary in the industry, so yes.

Putting the street address on the first slide of your presentation is customary in your industry??

You read a lot of hedge fund pitch books?

Hedge fund managers and admin assistants can't use Google?

 

[General Malaise]

Boss just got a big meeting with the real GM on Tuesday. Putting together a presentation with a new tag line on the cover. Thoughts on this?

My link

Don't underline your company name. Okay, took that out.Are you using the same font type? No. I made it all the same.

The pictures on the left are closer to the left margin than the pictures on the right are to the right margin. Uhh, okay. I think I fixed this too, General Fastidious.

more to come.... Great!

Do you really need the street address on there? too much text - Customary in the industry, so yes.

Putting the street address on the first slide of your presentation is customary in your industry??

You read a lot of hedge fund pitch books?

Hedge fund managers and admin assistants can't use Google?

yes, you win. putting the address on the cover page is just dumb.

 

[General Malaise]

Boss just got a big meeting with the real GM on Tuesday. Putting together a presentation with a new tag line on the cover. Thoughts on this?

My link

Those nuke plants look scary as ####.

Nuclear power is our friend, Tre.

Oh, I know it...but did you have to use a pic where the plant has an evil, greenish glow?Edit: How about this nice South Korean Plant?

Pretty in pink?

Almost as scary as green.

We're going with Jerk Store.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I think you need someone to photoshop in some extremely subtle schtick just for S&G

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

We're going with Jerk Store.

Trying to help gb. Eerie glow on Nuke Plant seems bad to me.

 

[Disco Stu]

I think you need someone to photoshop in some extremely subtle schtick just for S&G

My link

 

[General Malaise]

We're going with Jerk Store.

Trying to help gb. Eerie glow on Nuke Plant seems bad to me.

Eerie glow? In the pink one, that was the sunrise.

 

[General Malaise]

I think you need someone to photoshop in some extremely subtle schtick just for S&G

My link

 

[urbanhack]

Boss just got a big meeting with the real GM on Tuesday. Putting together a presentation with a new tag line on the cover. Thoughts on this?

My link

Don't underline your company name. Okay, took that out.Are you using the same font type? No. I made it all the same.

The pictures on the left are closer to the left margin than the pictures on the right are to the right margin. Uhh, okay. I think I fixed this too, General Fastidious.

more to come.... Great!

Do you really need the street address on there? too much text - Customary in the industry, so yes.

Putting the street address on the first slide of your presentation is customary in your industry??

You read a lot of hedge fund pitch books?

Hedge fund managers and admin assistants can't use Google?

yes, you win. putting the address on the cover page is just dumb.

 

[jplvr]

I think you need someone to photoshop in some extremely subtle schtick just for S&G

My link

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

We're going with Jerk Store.

Trying to help gb. Eerie glow on Nuke Plant seems bad to me.

Eerie glow? In the pink one, that was the sunrise.

EERIE. GLOW.Look at your nice wind power pic...blue skies and clouds. Look at plant, dark, ominous, glowy.

 

[urbanhack]

I think you need someone to photoshop in some extremely subtle schtick just for S&G

My link

 

[General Malaise]

We're going with Jerk Store.

Trying to help gb. Eerie glow on Nuke Plant seems bad to me.

Eerie glow? In the pink one, that was the sunrise.

EERIE. GLOW.Look at your nice wind power pic...blue skies and clouds. Look at plant, dark, ominous, glowy.

Your copy

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

We're going with Jerk Store.

Trying to help gb. Eerie glow on Nuke Plant seems bad to me.

Eerie glow? In the pink one, that was the sunrise.

EERIE. GLOW.Look at your nice wind power pic...blue skies and clouds. Look at plant, dark, ominous, glowy.

Your copy

YES!

 

[General Malaise]

Boss just got a big meeting with the real GM on Tuesday. Putting together a presentation with a new tag line on the cover. Thoughts on this?

My link

Don't underline your company name. Okay, took that out.Are you using the same font type? No. I made it all the same.

The pictures on the left are closer to the left margin than the pictures on the right are to the right margin. Uhh, okay. I think I fixed this too, General Fastidious.

more to come.... Great!

Do you really need the street address on there? too much text - Customary in the industry, so yes.

Putting the street address on the first slide of your presentation is customary in your industry??

You read a lot of hedge fund pitch books?

Hedge fund managers and admin assistants can't use Google?

yes, you win. putting the address on the cover page is just dumb.

I took it out, but it doesn't look right. Looks...empty without it. Most hedge fund pitch books I see have street address on the cover. If you have evidence to the contrary, I'll listen, but it doesn't look right to me without it.

 

[Early_10]

We're going with Jerk Store.

Trying to help gb. Eerie glow on Nuke Plant seems bad to me.

I agree, it looks like Homers carbon rod should be there too.

 

[Early_10]

I think you need someone to photoshop in some extremely subtle schtick just for S&G

My link

 

[Good Posting Judge]

 

[General Malaise]

We're going with Jerk Store.

Trying to help gb. Eerie glow on Nuke Plant seems bad to me.

I agree, it looks like Homers carbon rod should be there too.

How about this one? Too menacing?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

We're going with Jerk Store.

Trying to help gb. Eerie glow on Nuke Plant seems bad to me.

I agree, it looks like Homers carbon rod should be there too.

How about this one? Too menacing?

There's something sinister about those smiley faces...what are they hiding?

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

I think you need someone to photoshop in some extremely subtle schtick just for S&G

My link

Rules.

 

[Josie Maran]

We're going with Jerk Store.

Trying to help gb. Eerie glow on Nuke Plant seems bad to me.

I agree, it looks like Homers carbon rod should be there too.

Leave my rod out of this!

 

[shuke]

I think you need someone to photoshop in some extremely subtle schtick just for S&G

My link

I about had a stroke when I saw this.

 

[facook]

 

[gamera]

GM>does that guy have mercury in his bare hand?

Never mind the pinkie, it's a small thing ( )compared to nerve damage.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Is gallium a rare earth?

If you have to ask, you'd never have passed konotay's chemical engineering test

I only ask because there appears to be a pic of it on this cover.

 

[Thorn]

GM>does that guy have mercury in his bare hand?

Never mind the pinkie, it's a small thing ( )compared to nerve damage.

It's not mercury.

 

[McJose]

I think you need someone to photoshop in some extremely subtle schtick just for S&G

My link

 

[McJose]

I never thought that living in the semi-hood would end up being beneficial.

Guy from the gas company comes to the door and asks if I would be interested in a free program. Basically everytime you pay your gas bill there's a small amount of tax. That tax goes into some sort of fund. The guy tells me that we qualify for this "low income" program. I tell him that there's no way we qualify. He says "no, it's the whole neighborhood." Actually he says that it's not all of the apartments in the area but the gigantic 'senior living community' across the street that drops the average income level down. I didn't have to provide any income info at all.

So in a couple of weeks they'll send out a crew to put new weather stripping on all doors and windows, seal up all switch plates/fixtures/outlets, service the hot water heater and the AC.

He also looks at the door that leads to the back patio. The thing is garbage. I've never replaced it because nobody ever comes in that way except for us and the dog scratches at it. Gas guy tells me "oh, we can replace that for free too."

 

[-fish-]

GM>does that guy have mercury in his bare hand?

Never mind the pinkie, it's a small thing ( )compared to nerve damage.

It's not mercury.

is it pee?

 

[-fish-]

I never thought that living in the semi-hood would end up being beneficial.Guy from the gas company comes to the door and asks if I would be interested in a free program. Basically everytime you pay your gas bill there's a small amount of tax. That tax goes into some sort of fund. The guy tells me that we qualify for this "low income" program. I tell him that there's no way we qualify. He says "no, it's the whole neighborhood." Actually he says that it's not all of the apartments in the area but the gigantic 'senior living community' across the street that drops the average income level down. I didn't have to provide any income info at all.So in a couple of weeks they'll send out a crew to put new weather stripping on all doors and windows, seal up all switch plates/fixtures/outlets, service the hot water heater and the AC. He also looks at the door that leads to the back patio. The thing is garbage. I've never replaced it because nobody ever comes in that way except for us and the dog scratches at it. Gas guy tells me "oh, we can replace that for free too."

This guy is going to clean out your entire house while you're at work.

 

[McJose]

I never thought that living in the semi-hood would end up being beneficial.Guy from the gas company comes to the door and asks if I would be interested in a free program. Basically everytime you pay your gas bill there's a small amount of tax. That tax goes into some sort of fund. The guy tells me that we qualify for this "low income" program. I tell him that there's no way we qualify. He says "no, it's the whole neighborhood." Actually he says that it's not all of the apartments in the area but the gigantic 'senior living community' across the street that drops the average income level down. I didn't have to provide any income info at all.So in a couple of weeks they'll send out a crew to put new weather stripping on all doors and windows, seal up all switch plates/fixtures/outlets, service the hot water heater and the AC. He also looks at the door that leads to the back patio. The thing is garbage. I've never replaced it because nobody ever comes in that way except for us and the dog scratches at it. Gas guy tells me "oh, we can replace that for free too."

This guy is going to clean out your entire house while you're at work.

He'll never get by the attack cats.

 

[gamera]

GM>does that guy have mercury in his bare hand?

Never mind the pinkie, it's a small thing ( )compared to nerve damage.

It's not mercury.

So what is the LiquidmetalTM-looking stuff?

 

[McJose]

GM>does that guy have mercury in his bare hand?

Never mind the pinkie, it's a small thing ( )compared to nerve damage.

It's not mercury.

So what is the LiquidmetalTM-looking stuff?

Cubic Merconium

 

[mr. furley]

so, uh, that jayrod guy is pretty high on himself huh?

 

[Thorn]

GM>does that guy have mercury in his bare hand?

Never mind the pinkie, it's a small thing ( )compared to nerve damage.

It's not mercury.

So what is the LiquidmetalTM-looking stuff?

I'm guessing gallium, the only element which melts from solid to liquid at room temperature. And which pickles mentioned a page ago. Didn't you people ever take Chemistry in high school?

 

[Thorn]

betjamaica is transferring me to heritage as a VIP. Is this good news or bad?

 

[heckmanm]

GM> Any chance you could work in a faint "Oh, hello Shuke" watermark on an interior page?

TIA

 

[krista4]

GM> Any chance you could work in a faint "Oh, hello Shuke" watermark on an interior page?TIA

I don't believe it's really GM's work unless I see a penny in one of the pictures.

 

[KGB]

We're going with Jerk Store.

Trying to help gb. Eerie glow on Nuke Plant seems bad to me.

Eerie glow? In the pink one, that was the sunrise.

EERIE. GLOW.Look at your nice wind power pic...blue skies and clouds. Look at plant, dark, ominous, glowy.

Your copy

thats tatas on a beach too

 

[McJose]

GM>does that guy have mercury in his bare hand?

Never mind the pinkie, it's a small thing ( )compared to nerve damage.

It's not mercury.

So what is the LiquidmetalTM-looking stuff?

I'm guessing gallium, the only element which melts from solid to liquid at room temperature. And which pickles mentioned a page ago. Didn't you people ever take Chemistry in high school?

No. I knew I was going to JuCo first so I took Earff Science instead.

 

[McJose]

If you're not a FB friend...

Will Hunting defends teachers

Almost as good as when he dropped all the History knowledge on Clark in the Haavahd bah.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Due to MLB network and my first fantasy playoff run in awhile, I've watched more baseball than I have probably since I was 13. I really dig this Brewers team. They're fun to watch.

 

[krista4]

Are we doing this league or what?