GM's thread about nothing (41 Viewers)

[Good Posting Judge]

LINK

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Oh, long time viewer, first time poster in this thread.

Welcome!How long until this thread has more regulars than the rest of the FFA?

 

[Josie Maran]

Daylight can't stop me. Aiming for noon.

What the hell did your liver ever do to you

Don't know, don't care. That fu##er is going down hard.Just poured another beer...I feel kinda weird.

 

[Josie Maran]

And ohbytheway, Ia few minutes ago I had to add lube to my Target shopping list.

 

[Josie Maran]

LINK

Since I'm very far away, you're gonna need to punch yourself in the neck. Like, pretty hard.

 

[Gadzooks]

And ohbytheway, Ia few minutes ago I had to add lube to my Target shopping list.

I prefer ultra-sound gel.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

LINK

Since I'm very far away, you're gonna need to punch yourself in the neck. Like, pretty hard.

You buy lube at Target? What kind?

 

[Josie Maran]

LINK

Since I'm very far away, you're gonna need to punch yourself in the neck. Like, pretty hard.

You buy lube at Target? What kind?

KY Silk. Good stuff. <--- Not a thumbup.

 

[Josie Maran]

I'm calling 10am a pretty damn good night. I'm cashing in my chips and going home.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

LINK

Since I'm very far away, you're gonna need to punch yourself in the neck. Like, pretty hard.

You buy lube at Target? What kind?

KY Silk. Good stuff. <--- Not a thumbup.

I just use (fairly cheap) olive oil.

 

[urbanhack]

I'm calling 10am a pretty damn good night. I'm cashing in my chips and going home.

Take the day off.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Due to MLB network and my first fantasy playoff run in awhile, I've watched more baseball than I have probably since I was 13. I really dig this Brewers team. They're fun to watch.

#### them.

 

[Sergeant Spelt]

The lack of action here is not helping my efforts. Just sayin.

wanna cyber?

Yes. Yes I do.

I put on my robe and wizard hat..

well this is awkward

 

[wadegarrett]

Never realized how big Casey Anthony's cans were.

 

[YSR]

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Anybody in this thread other than GM have a sportsbook.com account?

A furtive wagering thread in here?

I don't want to get yelled at by the regularsbut...it's your thread, after all

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Here's what I'm playing at sportsbook.com today:Upton (ari) UNDER 2.5 h+r+bi -190Huff (sf) NO RBI -200Matsui (oak) NO RBI -170Granderson (nyy) YES K -220Dunn (chw) YES K -190 (best play of the day)Howard (phi) YES K -150Bartlett (sd) NO RBI -200Abreu (laa) NO RBI -160

Hi Frosty: have your limits been cut by SB? work around? alt account?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Never realized how big Casey Anthony's cans were.

I'd put a baby in her trunk.

 

[facook]

Like your GMTANFFL plan Mr. Malaise. I'd play.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

so, uh, that jayrod guy is pretty high on himself huh?

Link?

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

so, uh, that jayrod guy is pretty high on himself huh?

Link?

The WNBA thread and the MMA thread both..http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=603056&st=100&p=13385231entry13385231

And then there is the matter of any woman trying to guard me. The phrase, "lay up drill" comes to mind. I didn't play the game competitively for 10 years and not pick up any skills. I can post, have a good mid-range game and hit the three, but getting to the rim is my forte. If I can still take a current men's college player off the dribble (did so last week a handful of times), I'm pretty sure I can get around any of the aforementioned WNBA superstars.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Never realized how big Casey Anthony's cans were.

I'd put a baby in her trunk.

 

[Frostillicus]

Here's what I'm playing at sportsbook.com today:Upton (ari) UNDER 2.5 h+r+bi -190Huff (sf) NO RBI -200Matsui (oak) NO RBI -170Granderson (nyy) YES K -220Dunn (chw) YES K -190 (best play of the day)Howard (phi) YES K -150Bartlett (sd) NO RBI -200Abreu (laa) NO RBI -160

Hi Frosty: have your limits been cut by SB? work around? alt account?

They haven't, but I don't bet a whole lot per wager (usually just $25-$50 apiece). I have made two withdrawals in the last couple of months, so I'm nervous about getting cut, but hopefully I stay under the radar (and hopefully keep winning). Last night was a small profit at +0.28u. Today's plays:Smith (col) NO Run -185Texeira (nyy) YES 2b or HR +135Dunn (chw) NO RBI -190Crisp (oak) YES Hit -240Ichiro (sea) UNDER 1.5 hits -200Upton (ari) UNDER 1.5 hits -200Sandoval (sf) YES Hit -210Walker (pit) UNDER 2.5 h+r+bi -160Phillips (cin) YES Hit -250Kemp (lad) YES K -180Cuddyer (min) YES Hit -250Abreu (laa) NO RBI -170Also does anybody care about these? I don't want to clutter the thread with a daily prop dump if nobody cares.

 

[mr. furley]

Due to MLB network and my first fantasy playoff run in awhile, I've watched more baseball than I have probably since I was 13. I really dig this Brewers team. They're fun to watch.

#### them.

they're in full on Godzilla mode

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

LINK

Since I'm very far away, you're gonna need to punch yourself in the neck. Like, pretty hard.

You buy lube at Target? What kind?

KY Silk. Good stuff. <--- Not a thumbup.

I just use (fairly cheap) olive oil.

uke:

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Due to MLB network and my first fantasy playoff run in awhile, I've watched more baseball than I have probably since I was 13. I really dig this Brewers team. They're fun to watch.

#### them.

they're in full on Godzilla mode

#### Hideki Matsui, too.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

LINK

Since I'm very far away, you're gonna need to punch yourself in the neck. Like, pretty hard.

You buy lube at Target? What kind?

KY Silk. Good stuff. <--- Not a thumbup.

I just use (fairly cheap) olive oil.

uke:

If you don't like the taste, I'll use a more expensive olive oil.

 

[-fish-]

Here's what I'm playing at sportsbook.com today:Upton (ari) UNDER 2.5 h+r+bi -190Huff (sf) NO RBI -200Matsui (oak) NO RBI -170Granderson (nyy) YES K -220Dunn (chw) YES K -190 (best play of the day)Howard (phi) YES K -150Bartlett (sd) NO RBI -200Abreu (laa) NO RBI -160

Hi Frosty: have your limits been cut by SB? work around? alt account?

They haven't, but I don't bet a whole lot per wager (usually just $25-$50 apiece). I have made two withdrawals in the last couple of months, so I'm nervous about getting cut, but hopefully I stay under the radar (and hopefully keep winning). Last night was a small profit at +0.28u. Today's plays:Smith (col) NO Run -185Texeira (nyy) YES 2b or HR +135Dunn (chw) NO RBI -190Crisp (oak) YES Hit -240Ichiro (sea) UNDER 1.5 hits -200Upton (ari) UNDER 1.5 hits -200Sandoval (sf) YES Hit -210Walker (pit) UNDER 2.5 h+r+bi -160Phillips (cin) YES Hit -250Kemp (lad) YES K -180Cuddyer (min) YES Hit -250Abreu (laa) NO RBI -170Also does anybody care about these? I don't want to clutter the thread with a daily prop dump if nobody cares.

I'd care if I had any way to fund an account. Anyone know how to get money into 5dimes?

 

[McJose]

Sneaky soccer goal

Nice. Totally Pearl Harbored him.

 

[General Malaise]

Boss just got a big meeting with the real GM on Tuesday. Putting together a presentation with a new tag line on the cover. Thoughts on this?

My link

GM- You guys getting involved with any of the new deposits opening up in Mongolia?

No, though that deposit there is massive. I like a clean coal company in Mongolia.

 

[urbanhack]

Anyone have a Freshii near them? Great stuff for lunch.

http://www.freshii.com/locations-311.php

 

[McJose]

Anyone have a Freshii near them? Great stuff for lunch.http://www.freshii.com/locations-311.php

"Wacker Drive" lol

 

[General Malaise]

Here's what I'm playing at sportsbook.com today:

Upton (ari) UNDER 2.5 h+r+bi -190

Huff (sf) NO RBI -200

Matsui (oak) NO RBI -170

Granderson (nyy) YES K -220

Dunn (chw) YES K -190 (best play of the day)

Howard (phi) YES K -150

Bartlett (sd) NO RBI -200

Abreu (laa) NO RBI -160

Hi Frosty: have your limits been cut by SB? work around? alt account?

They haven't, but I don't bet a whole lot per wager (usually just $25-$50 apiece). I have made two withdrawals in the last couple of months, so I'm nervous about getting cut, but hopefully I stay under the radar (and hopefully keep winning). Last night was a small profit at +0.28u. Today's plays:Smith (col) NO Run -185

Texeira (nyy) YES 2b or HR +135

Dunn (chw) NO RBI -190

Crisp (oak) YES Hit -240

Ichiro (sea) UNDER 1.5 hits -200

Upton (ari) UNDER 1.5 hits -200

Sandoval (sf) YES Hit -210

Walker (pit) UNDER 2.5 h+r+bi -160

Phillips (cin) YES Hit -250

Kemp (lad) YES K -180

Cuddyer (min) YES Hit -250

Abreu (laa) NO RBI -170

Also does anybody care about these? I don't want to clutter the thread with a daily prop dump if nobody cares.

This is a thread with nothing BUT clutter. Clut away.

 

[General Malaise]

Here's what I'm playing at sportsbook.com today:Upton (ari) UNDER 2.5 h+r+bi -190Huff (sf) NO RBI -200Matsui (oak) NO RBI -170Granderson (nyy) YES K -220Dunn (chw) YES K -190 (best play of the day)Howard (phi) YES K -150Bartlett (sd) NO RBI -200Abreu (laa) NO RBI -160

Hi Frosty: have your limits been cut by SB? work around? alt account?

They haven't, but I don't bet a whole lot per wager (usually just $25-$50 apiece). I have made two withdrawals in the last couple of months, so I'm nervous about getting cut, but hopefully I stay under the radar (and hopefully keep winning). Last night was a small profit at +0.28u. Today's plays:Smith (col) NO Run -185Texeira (nyy) YES 2b or HR +135Dunn (chw) NO RBI -190Crisp (oak) YES Hit -240Ichiro (sea) UNDER 1.5 hits -200Upton (ari) UNDER 1.5 hits -200Sandoval (sf) YES Hit -210Walker (pit) UNDER 2.5 h+r+bi -160Phillips (cin) YES Hit -250Kemp (lad) YES K -180Cuddyer (min) YES Hit -250Abreu (laa) NO RBI -170Also does anybody care about these? I don't want to clutter the thread with a daily prop dump if nobody cares.

I'd care if I had any way to fund an account. Anyone know how to get money into 5dimes?

JTC uses 5dimes, you can PM him for details. I've been using a pre-paid debit card from Ace Cash Direct, which I can also load up with $$$ at Safeway. From there, I just phone it in and it works at sportsbook and what was once betjamaica.

 

[General Malaise]

See mine.

 

[Gadzooks]

 

[Chaos Commish]

This is a thread with nothing BUT clutter. Clut away.

Thank you thank you. I was sitting here trying to name yet another fantasy team and Butt Clutter has a nice ring to it.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Women: Are they good at anything?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Chris YandekAttention Gator Nation, my sister has two tickets to the Florida Vanderbilt Football Game in Section Section 326. They are 60 each. Contact me if you're interested.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Here's what I'm playing at sportsbook.com today:Upton (ari) UNDER 2.5 h+r+bi -190Huff (sf) NO RBI -200Matsui (oak) NO RBI -170Granderson (nyy) YES K -220Dunn (chw) YES K -190 (best play of the day)Howard (phi) YES K -150Bartlett (sd) NO RBI -200Abreu (laa) NO RBI -160

Hi Frosty: have your limits been cut by SB? work around? alt account?

They haven't, but I don't bet a whole lot per wager (usually just $25-$50 apiece). I have made two withdrawals in the last couple of months, so I'm nervous about getting cut, but hopefully I stay under the radar (and hopefully keep winning). Last night was a small profit at +0.28u. Today's plays:Smith (col) NO Run -185Texeira (nyy) YES 2b or HR +135Dunn (chw) NO RBI -190Crisp (oak) YES Hit -240Ichiro (sea) UNDER 1.5 hits -200Upton (ari) UNDER 1.5 hits -200Sandoval (sf) YES Hit -210Walker (pit) UNDER 2.5 h+r+bi -160Phillips (cin) YES Hit -250Kemp (lad) YES K -180Cuddyer (min) YES Hit -250Abreu (laa) NO RBI -170Also does anybody care about these? I don't want to clutter the thread with a daily prop dump if nobody cares.

I'd care if I had any way to fund an account. Anyone know how to get money into 5dimes?

real pain in the ###. I think i did moneybooker or something similar in VERY small intervals.

 

[YSR]

This will make you want to punch a puppy, from an email sig:

V + (f + ib + p) x sp = S

-----------------------

t

Vision + (focus + intentional behavior + passion)

Over Time

Against a Specific Plan

Leads to SUCCESS

 

[Good Posting Judge]

This will make you want to punch a puppy, from an email sig:V + (f + ib + p) x sp = S-----------------------tVision + (focus + intentional behavior + passion)Over TimeAgainst a Specific PlanLeads to SUCCESS

Automatic falcon-punch.

 

[eoMMan]

This will make you want to punch a puppy, from an email sig:V + (f + ib + p) x sp = S-----------------------tVision + (focus + intentional behavior + passion)Over TimeAgainst a Specific PlanLeads to SUCCESS

Automatic falcon-punch.

That's almost as gay as...T ogetherE veryoneA chievesM ore

 

[Bob Sacamano]

This will make you want to punch a puppy, from an email sig:V + (f + ib + p) x sp = S-----------------------tVision + (focus + intentional behavior + passion)Over TimeAgainst a Specific PlanLeads to SUCCESS

Tell the puppy to stop e-mailing you. He may be an idiot, but he deserves a warning punt.

 

[General Malaise]

Chris YandekAttention Gator Nation, my sister has two tickets to the Florida Vanderbilt Football Game in Section Section 326. They are 60 each. Contact me if you're interested.

Can somebody explain why this yandek guy is so funny? I don't know why Truck is laughing here.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

The placement of the parenthesis is nonsensical.

 

[-fish-]

Here's what I'm playing at sportsbook.com today:Upton (ari) UNDER 2.5 h+r+bi -190Huff (sf) NO RBI -200Matsui (oak) NO RBI -170Granderson (nyy) YES K -220Dunn (chw) YES K -190 (best play of the day)Howard (phi) YES K -150Bartlett (sd) NO RBI -200Abreu (laa) NO RBI -160

Hi Frosty: have your limits been cut by SB? work around? alt account?

They haven't, but I don't bet a whole lot per wager (usually just $25-$50 apiece). I have made two withdrawals in the last couple of months, so I'm nervous about getting cut, but hopefully I stay under the radar (and hopefully keep winning). Last night was a small profit at +0.28u. Today's plays:Smith (col) NO Run -185Texeira (nyy) YES 2b or HR +135Dunn (chw) NO RBI -190Crisp (oak) YES Hit -240Ichiro (sea) UNDER 1.5 hits -200Upton (ari) UNDER 1.5 hits -200Sandoval (sf) YES Hit -210Walker (pit) UNDER 2.5 h+r+bi -160Phillips (cin) YES Hit -250Kemp (lad) YES K -180Cuddyer (min) YES Hit -250Abreu (laa) NO RBI -170Also does anybody care about these? I don't want to clutter the thread with a daily prop dump if nobody cares.

I'd care if I had any way to fund an account. Anyone know how to get money into 5dimes?

JTC uses 5dimes, you can PM him for details. I've been using a pre-paid debit card from Ace Cash Direct, which I can also load up with $$$ at Safeway. From there, I just phone it in and it works at sportsbook and what was once betjamaica.

5dimes won't fund with a debit/credit card unless you have a previous history of funding that way. I think I funded 5dimes with click2pay or something, which no longer does US. Maybe I'll look into this heritage place that betjamaica became.I'm doubly screwed as some places that will accept US won't accept Washington since our stupid state has made internet wagering illegal.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Chris YandekAttention Gator Nation, my sister has two tickets to the Florida Vanderbilt Football Game in Section Section 326. They are 60 each. Contact me if you're interested.

Can somebody explain why this yandek guy is so funny? I don't know why Truck is laughing here.

Honestly, I can't pinpoint it either. But the whole Yandek character just slays me, even the minutiae like this. I'm also pretty sure it's one of you, but I don't care.

 

[urbanhack]

Chris YandekAttention Gator Nation, my sister has two tickets to the Florida Vanderbilt Football Game in Section Section 326. They are 60 each. Contact me if you're interested.

Can somebody explain why this yandek guy is so funny? I don't know why Truck is laughing here.

Honestly, I can't pinpoint it either. But the whole Yandek character just slays me, even the minutiae like this. I'm also pretty sure it's one of you, but I don't care.

i.e. - we're laughing at him.....not with him.

 

[Gadzooks]

This is a thread with nothing BUT clutter. Clut away.

Thank you thank you. I was sitting here trying to name yet another fantasy team and Butt Clutter has a nice ring to it.

I'll credit Raidernation for my team name: Chub Up