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I like both Nigel Tufnel AND Nigel. :thumbup: Though I never did understand the Ritz Cracker shtick. Bostonfred, will you explain that one to me?
Nigel confused feet and yards in his original post about throwing the Ritz cracker, making it seem like he could throw the cracker 3x as far as he actually could. He kept up the story even after realizing his mistake because it was great fishing and people were going outside and throwing Ritz crackers to see if they could top him.
 
I like both Nigel Tufnel AND Nigel. :thumbup: Though I never did understand the Ritz Cracker shtick. Bostonfred, will you explain that one to me?
Nigel confused feet and yards in his original post about throwing the Ritz cracker, making it seem like he could throw the cracker 3x as far as he actually could. He kept up the story even after realizing his mistake because it was great fishing and people were going outside and throwing Ritz crackers to see if they could top him.
I ran some simulations in my head and dismissed the claim.
 
At a farewell luncheon today for a co-worker, a careless chubby gal sitting in one of the tall chairs gave me a beav shot. I was mesmerized throughout the meal.
Manna from heaven, IMO.I almost posted a similar story I had, except it happened when I was 11. And the fellow attractive female classmate of mine was scratching an "itch" with her pencil in a clandestine manner.I guess I just posted the story. :unsure:
 
Anyone bought a suit at Joseph A Bank? Just looking for somethign halfway decent to wear occasionally, and they are having a 70% off sale.Hack - don't bother with links to your $800 hipster doofus stuff that will be out of style in 9 months.
They recently had a buy 1 suit get $1000 worth of merchandise for free...so I bought one suit.Things that are of decent value at Jos. A. Bank and what I spent my $1000 of free merchandise on:Fitted, Traveler Wrinkle free shirtsNecktiesI may have gotten one pair of pants as well. :nopleats:
 
Anyone bought a suit at Joseph A Bank? Just looking for somethign halfway decent to wear occasionally, and they are having a 70% off sale.Hack - don't bother with links to your $800 hipster doofus stuff that will be out of style in 9 months.
They recently had a buy 1 suit get $1000 worth of merchandise for free...so I bought one suit.Things that are of decent value at Jos. A. Bank and what I spent my $1000 of free merchandise on:Fitted, Traveler Wrinkle free shirtsNecktiesI may have gotten one pair of pants as well. :nopleats:
What means "Traveler"? Is this a brand? I think some of the suits on sale are Traveler, whatever that seems to be.
 
Anyone bought a suit at Joseph A Bank? Just looking for somethign halfway decent to wear occasionally, and they are having a 70% off sale.Hack - don't bother with links to your $800 hipster doofus stuff that will be out of style in 9 months.
They recently had a buy 1 suit get $1000 worth of merchandise for free...so I bought one suit.Things that are of decent value at Jos. A. Bank and what I spent my $1000 of free merchandise on:Fitted, Traveler Wrinkle free shirtsNecktiesI may have gotten one pair of pants as well. :nopleats:
What means "Traveler"? Is this a brand? I think some of the suits on sale are Traveler, whatever that seems to be.
I think we figured out why a bunch of people are staying about of this thread. :lmao:
 
Anyone bought a suit at Joseph A Bank? Just looking for somethign halfway decent to wear occasionally, and they are having a 70% off sale.Hack - don't bother with links to your $800 hipster doofus stuff that will be out of style in 9 months.
They recently had a buy 1 suit get $1000 worth of merchandise for free...so I bought one suit.Things that are of decent value at Jos. A. Bank and what I spent my $1000 of free merchandise on:Fitted, Traveler Wrinkle free shirtsNecktiesI may have gotten one pair of pants as well. :nopleats:
What means "Traveler"? Is this a brand? I think some of the suits on sale are Traveler, whatever that seems to be.
Yes. It is a brand. Never worn the traveler suit, but the wrinkle-free, fitted traveler shirts are :moneybag:
 
Anyone bought a suit at Joseph A Bank? Just looking for somethign halfway decent to wear occasionally, and they are having a 70% off sale.Hack - don't bother with links to your $800 hipster doofus stuff that will be out of style in 9 months.
They recently had a buy 1 suit get $1000 worth of merchandise for free...so I bought one suit.Things that are of decent value at Jos. A. Bank and what I spent my $1000 of free merchandise on:Fitted, Traveler Wrinkle free shirtsNecktiesI may have gotten one pair of pants as well. :nopleats:
What means "Traveler"? Is this a brand? I think some of the suits on sale are Traveler, whatever that seems to be.
I think we figured out why a bunch of people are staying about of this thread. :lmao:
We could go back to talking about pancakes and sharting.
 
Anyone bought a suit at Joseph A Bank? Just looking for somethign halfway decent to wear occasionally, and they are having a 70% off sale.Hack - don't bother with links to your $800 hipster doofus stuff that will be out of style in 9 months.
They recently had a buy 1 suit get $1000 worth of merchandise for free...so I bought one suit.Things that are of decent value at Jos. A. Bank and what I spent my $1000 of free merchandise on:Fitted, Traveler Wrinkle free shirtsNecktiesI may have gotten one pair of pants as well. :nopleats:
What means "Traveler"? Is this a brand? I think some of the suits on sale are Traveler, whatever that seems to be.
I think we figured out why a bunch of people are staying about of this thread. :lmao:
We could go back to talking about pancakes and sharting.
I once sharted on a pancake and told my friend it was nutella
 
Anyone bought a suit at Joseph A Bank? Just looking for somethign halfway decent to wear occasionally, and they are having a 70% off sale.Hack - don't bother with links to your $800 hipster doofus stuff that will be out of style in 9 months.
They recently had a buy 1 suit get $1000 worth of merchandise for free...so I bought one suit.Things that are of decent value at Jos. A. Bank and what I spent my $1000 of free merchandise on:Fitted, Traveler Wrinkle free shirtsNecktiesI may have gotten one pair of pants as well. :nopleats:
What means "Traveler"? Is this a brand? I think some of the suits on sale are Traveler, whatever that seems to be.
I think we figured out why a bunch of people are staying about of this thread. :lmao:
We could go back to talking about pancakes and sharting.
IN
 
Anyone bought a suit at Joseph A Bank? Just looking for somethign halfway decent to wear occasionally, and they are having a 70% off sale.Hack - don't bother with links to your $800 hipster doofus stuff that will be out of style in 9 months.
They recently had a buy 1 suit get $1000 worth of merchandise for free...so I bought one suit.Things that are of decent value at Jos. A. Bank and what I spent my $1000 of free merchandise on:Fitted, Traveler Wrinkle free shirtsNecktiesI may have gotten one pair of pants as well. :nopleats:
What means "Traveler"? Is this a brand? I think some of the suits on sale are Traveler, whatever that seems to be.
I think we figured out why a bunch of people are staying about of this thread. :lmao:
We could go back to talking about pancakes and sharting.
I once sharted on a pancake and told my friend it was nutella
:lmao: :goodposting:
 
I like both Nigel Tufnel AND Nigel. :thumbup: Though I never did understand the Ritz Cracker shtick. Bostonfred, will you explain that one to me?
Nigel confused feet and yards in his original post about throwing the Ritz cracker, making it seem like he could throw the cracker 3x as far as he actually could. He kept up the story even after realizing his mistake because it was great fishing and people were going outside and throwing Ritz crackers to see if they could top him.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I nearly threw my arm out trying to throw one once. My nerve endings in my armpit stung for a few days.
 
At a farewell luncheon today for a co-worker, a careless chubby gal sitting in one of the tall chairs gave me a beav shot. I was mesmerized throughout the meal.
Commando?
I'm guessing he works in an office so probably none of his coworkers are commandos.
Hey, we need your expertise in another thread....the one called "Why I'm Broke" or something.In it, Icon claims he had a really cool teacher who permitted his students to go on bathroom breaks and steal lunches from lockers. He says the teacher always asked for the best stuff and let his students keep the rest.Shuke calls SUPREME BS on this, presuming that if this went on for days at a time, it would be reported and measures would be made to stop it.Now, I don't know who to believe here. I like Shuke, but he's kind of mean to me. Icon is nice, but he defriended me on facebook. Really torn on this one.
 
Anyone bought a suit at Joseph A Bank? Just looking for somethign halfway decent to wear occasionally, and they are having a 70% off sale.Hack - don't bother with links to your $800 hipster doofus stuff that will be out of style in 9 months.
They recently had a buy 1 suit get $1000 worth of merchandise for free...so I bought one suit.Things that are of decent value at Jos. A. Bank and what I spent my $1000 of free merchandise on:Fitted, Traveler Wrinkle free shirtsNecktiesI may have gotten one pair of pants as well. :nopleats:
What means "Traveler"? Is this a brand? I think some of the suits on sale are Traveler, whatever that seems to be.
I think we figured out why a bunch of people are staying about of this thread. :lmao:
We could go back to talking about pancakes and sharting.
I almost sharted on the floor of my office bathroom this morning. No joke. No idea how I would have dealt with that if it occurred. Thank god I've never had anal sex before/yet :tightass:
 
Anyone bought a suit at Joseph A Bank? Just looking for somethign halfway decent to wear occasionally, and they are having a 70% off sale.Hack - don't bother with links to your $800 hipster doofus stuff that will be out of style in 9 months.
Went there a few months ago because they were having a "buy 1 get 2 free" sale. I got 2 suits and a sport coat. I've been told that I look AMAZING in these suits. Of course, it was the gay salesman at the store that told me this. While I was there they signed me up for their Corporate Rewards program thingy and now I get emails everyday offering special deals on everything they offer. Also got a complementary $35 gift card in the regular mail from them as well.
 
Hey, we need your expertise in another thread....the one called "Why I'm Broke" or something.In it, Icon claims he had a really cool teacher who permitted his students to go on bathroom breaks and steal lunches from lockers. He says the teacher always asked for the best stuff and let his students keep the rest.Shuke calls SUPREME BS on this, presuming that if this went on for days at a time, it would be reported and measures would be made to stop it.Now, I don't know who to believe here. I like Shuke, but he's kind of mean to me. Icon is nice, but he defriended me on facebook. Really torn on this one.
I call complete BS. Did it happen once as a gag, sure. I had teachers in high school that would have let that go and not thought twice. They hated being there as much as we did. But every day? There is no way. I'm going to say the kids were allowed to go raid the cafeteria and/or snack machines and the teacher let them eat it in class if they gave him something from the stash.
 
At a farewell luncheon today for a co-worker, a careless chubby gal sitting in one of the tall chairs gave me a beav shot. I was mesmerized throughout the meal.
Commando?
I'm guessing he works in an office so probably none of his coworkers are commandos.
Hey, we need your expertise in another thread....the one called "Why I'm Broke" or something.In it, Icon claims he had a really cool teacher who permitted his students to go on bathroom breaks and steal lunches from lockers. He says the teacher always asked for the best stuff and let his students keep the rest.Shuke calls SUPREME BS on this, presuming that if this went on for days at a time, it would be reported and measures would be made to stop it.Now, I don't know who to believe here. I like Shuke, but he's kind of mean to me. Icon is nice, but he defriended me on facebook. Really torn on this one.
It's hard to believe, but there are some real wacko teachers out there. I mean if a teacher could have intercourse with one of his or her students, stealing lunches seems plausible, no?Although I guess the risk is pretty high, with very little reward. Now I'm torn. I think I'm going with Shuke on this one.
 
Had a Jimmy John's sandwich for lunch. Every time I have a JJ, Firehouse or Jersey Mike's sandwich I just have to wonder why Subway is still in business.

 
So this is the first year in about 10 I haven't watched Big Brother, and I feel so free.
This is the only reality show I watch. I really wish Pickles would blog about this show. You actually should watch it this year just because one girl (Porsha) has some of the most beautiful junk in the trunk in the world.
 
At a farewell luncheon today for a co-worker, a careless chubby gal sitting in one of the tall chairs gave me a beav shot. I was mesmerized throughout the meal.
Manna from heaven, IMO.I almost posted a similar story I had, except it happened when I was 11. And the fellow attractive female classmate of mine was scratching an "itch" with her pencil in a clandestine manner.

I guess I just posted the story. :unsure:
:reported:
 
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So this is the first year in about 10 I haven't watched Big Brother, and I feel so free.
This is the only reality show I watch. I really wish Pickles would blog about this show. You actually should watch it this year just because one girl (Porsha) has some of the most beautiful junk in the trunk in the world.
I watched it in the inaugural year. I think "Chicken George" ruined me for that show.
 
Anyone bought a suit at Joseph A Bank? Just looking for somethign halfway decent to wear occasionally, and they are having a 70% off sale.Hack - don't bother with links to your $800 hipster doofus stuff that will be out of style in 9 months.
They recently had a buy 1 suit get $1000 worth of merchandise for free...so I bought one suit.Things that are of decent value at Jos. A. Bank and what I spent my $1000 of free merchandise on:Fitted, Traveler Wrinkle free shirtsNecktiesI may have gotten one pair of pants as well. :nopleats:
What means "Traveler"? Is this a brand? I think some of the suits on sale are Traveler, whatever that seems to be.
I think we figured out why a bunch of people are staying about of this thread. :lmao:
We could go back to talking about pancakes and sharting.
I almost sharted on the floor of my office bathroom this morning. No joke. No idea how I would have dealt with that if it occurred. Thank god I've never had anal sex before/yet :tightass:
Vegas.
 
'Gambino said:
'General Malaise said:
'Gambino said:
GM-When can we roll dem HFFL bones? I'm bored.
:lmao: Every year...he's first to ask. Every. Year.Will you send Guru a PM and cajole him to re-join for this season? Everybody else is back in, but we need to fill Charv's enormous Swede shoes.GURU > Please play.Any other active gamblers are welcome to join if Guru tuns us down. Fun league.Oh, and Gambino - We'll roll tomorrow if we get 14.
Come on Guru, the draft shtick alone is worth the entry fee.What about Sonny...he's been "going to play" for a decade now. Gambler still alive?
What ever happened to Gambler? I assumed he got banned for good and didn't know he could use an alias.
 
Are there any laws about the mother taking the kids and moving out of state, assuming she was awarded full custody?
Depends on what you put in the divorce agreement. Mine says neither party (split-custody) can move more than one county away with consent from the other.If you move to GB, you're stuck there if/when the divorce happens. At least that's how I would look at it.
So, basically worst situation ever. Yeah, let me be free and single in Green Bay.
if this happens.. stop by the house :thumbup: i'll put you out of your misery if necessary.
 
Anyone bought a suit at Joseph A Bank? Just looking for somethign halfway decent to wear occasionally, and they are having a 70% off sale.
If you're going for the low priced but decent quality suit, I suggest checking out http://www.indochino.com/It's pretty solid quality for the price. There are some critics but most people are big fans of the bang for your buck. The customer service is very good as well.

 
At a farewell luncheon today for a co-worker, a careless chubby gal sitting in one of the tall chairs gave me a beav shot. I was mesmerized throughout the meal.
Commando?
I'm guessing he works in an office so probably none of his coworkers are commandos.
Hey, we need your expertise in another thread....the one called "Why I'm Broke" or something.In it, Icon claims he had a really cool teacher who permitted his students to go on bathroom breaks and steal lunches from lockers. He says the teacher always asked for the best stuff and let his students keep the rest.

Shuke calls SUPREME BS on this, presuming that if this went on for days at a time, it would be reported and measures would be made to stop it.

Now, I don't know who to believe here. I like Shuke, but he's kind of mean to me. Icon is nice, but he defriended me on facebook. Really torn on this one.
It's hard to believe, but there are some real wacko teachers out there. I mean if a teacher could have intercourse with one of his or her students, stealing lunches seems plausible, no?Although I guess the risk is pretty high, with very little reward. Now I'm torn. I think I'm going with Shuke on this one.
This was my point, but Shuke dismissed it with supercilious arrogance.
 
At a farewell luncheon today for a co-worker, a careless chubby gal sitting in one of the tall chairs gave me a beav shot. I was mesmerized throughout the meal.
Commando?
I'm guessing he works in an office so probably none of his coworkers are commandos.
Hey, we need your expertise in another thread....the one called "Why I'm Broke" or something.In it, Icon claims he had a really cool teacher who permitted his students to go on bathroom breaks and steal lunches from lockers. He says the teacher always asked for the best stuff and let his students keep the rest.Shuke calls SUPREME BS on this, presuming that if this went on for days at a time, it would be reported and measures would be made to stop it.Now, I don't know who to believe here. I like Shuke, but he's kind of mean to me. Icon is nice, but he defriended me on facebook. Really torn on this one.
It's hard to believe, but there are some real wacko teachers out there. I mean if a teacher could have intercourse with one of his or her students, stealing lunches seems plausible, no?Although I guess the risk is pretty high, with very little reward. Now I'm torn. I think I'm going with Shuke on this one.
icon claims it was some young guy fresh out of school and was considered one of the 'cool' teachers. I can see some immature college graduate letting this fly regularly.
 
So this is the first year in about 10 I haven't watched Big Brother, and I feel so free.
This is the only reality show I watch. I really wish Pickles would blog about this show. You actually should watch it this year just because one girl (Porsha) has some of the most beautiful junk in the trunk in the world.
I watched this when it first came out for a few seasons, but then it seemed like it was on 3 times a week and that's just too much dedication for me. There are some super silly hot women on the show, but I can't stand the general douchery behavior of the people in the house. They make the people on Survivor look like members of Parliment.
 
'Gambino said:
'General Malaise said:
'Gambino said:
GM-When can we roll dem HFFL bones? I'm bored.
:lmao: Every year...he's first to ask. Every. Year.Will you send Guru a PM and cajole him to re-join for this season? Everybody else is back in, but we need to fill Charv's enormous Swede shoes.GURU > Please play.Any other active gamblers are welcome to join if Guru tuns us down. Fun league.Oh, and Gambino - We'll roll tomorrow if we get 14.
Come on Guru, the draft shtick alone is worth the entry fee.What about Sonny...he's been "going to play" for a decade now. Gambler still alive?
What ever happened to Gambler? I assumed he got banned for good and didn't know he could use an alias.
I don't even know if he's still alive or not. Guy was always nice to me, but he hated 99.9% of the world and let you know it. Cranky old coot, but he knew a few things about wagering.
 
Anyone bought a suit at Joseph A Bank? Just looking for somethign halfway decent to wear occasionally, and they are having a 70% off sale.Hack - don't bother with links to your $800 hipster doofus stuff that will be out of style in 9 months.
They recently had a buy 1 suit get $1000 worth of merchandise for free...so I bought one suit.Things that are of decent value at Jos. A. Bank and what I spent my $1000 of free merchandise on:Fitted, Traveler Wrinkle free shirtsNecktiesI may have gotten one pair of pants as well. :nopleats:
What means "Traveler"? Is this a brand? I think some of the suits on sale are Traveler, whatever that seems to be.
I think we figured out why a bunch of people are staying about of this thread. :lmao:
We could go back to talking about pancakes and sharting.
I almost sharted on the floor of my office bathroom this morning. No joke. No idea how I would have dealt with that if it occurred. Thank god I've never had anal sex before/yet :tightass:
Vegas.
I won't #### there at all. promise
 
That's not nearly as bad as the sick mofos who stick coins up their butts and circulate them into the wild. :mellow:
Wait a minute. What now?
There are people who stick pennies up their butts and then spend them. They are called 'assss pennies' and I assure you, they are very real.
Why? And how do you know about it?
Why? Same reason people pee all over the toilet seat, jerk off on to the ear piece of pay phones, booger escelator handles and fart in crowded elevators. There's some sick sick monkeys out there. Never you mind how I know about it.
Wait a minute. What now?
 
That's not nearly as bad as the sick mofos who stick coins up their butts and circulate them into the wild. :mellow:
Wait a minute. What now?
There are people who stick pennies up their butts and then spend them. They are called 'assss pennies' and I assure you, they are very real.
Why? And how do you know about it?
Why? Same reason people pee all over the toilet seat, jerk off on to the ear piece of pay phones, booger escelator handles and fart in crowded elevators. There's some sick sick monkeys out there. Never you mind how I know about it.
Wait a minute. What now?
which word don't you understand? need a video link?
 
So this is the first year in about 10 I haven't watched Big Brother, and I feel so free.
This is the only reality show I watch. I really wish Pickles would blog about this show. You actually should watch it this year just because one girl (Porsha) has some of the most beautiful junk in the trunk in the world.
Link to pics please.
Found this in the "official Big Brother Thread". Thank you Reginald Cornstalks
 
So this is the first year in about 10 I haven't watched Big Brother, and I feel so free.
This is the only reality show I watch. I really wish Pickles would blog about this show. You actually should watch it this year just because one girl (Porsha) has some of the most beautiful junk in the trunk in the world.
Link to pics please.
Found this in the "official Big Brother Thread". Thank you Reginald Cornstalks
:thumbup: Lovely shot.Wife and I were obsessed with that show for the first few seasons, even as far as watching hours and hours of After Dark on Showtime, but when we cut the cable and lost the DVR, (and had kids) we stopped watching all together.

 

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