GM's thread about nothing (12 Viewers)

[gamera]

Football has begun again, and it is comforting to know that some things have not changed. Tarvaris Jackson, for example, still stinks on ice.

 

[General Malaise]

I met rigehtti and oc zed in RL last night, cool guys for sure. Rigehtti kept his shirt on, but then, his song never came on But, He did have his shirt open and I did get a wee touch of chest hair

Did Righetti take you to a strip club?

I still have scars from the last time I went out with Shuke.. good god..

good times with Da Raiders last night.. hooked us up at the swankiest restaurant on the west coast

My sides hurt for a week after hanging out with Shuke. Although that might have been my liver on strike.

Hung out with Big Guster today and his lady friend and his friend who works at Kells and The Matador...Melia? Sure that's no how to spell it.

Met up at Kells, downed a few beers, took them to the Portland City Grill and had a grownup drink...his lady had water. I think she suspected we might take advantage of her. Got back to Kells and had Irish Car Bombs. I'm now home, am surendering my car keys for the night and meeting up with them somewhere on Hawthorne.

 

[Frostillicus]

Shamwow -> Do you have the blu-ray?

 

[McJose]

seriously, how many dudes in this thread own a pair of white pants that they've worn in the past year or so?has to be a small number.

I haven't owned a pair of white pants since about 1987...and those were Levi's.

 

[General Malaise]

I too have been to Voodoo Doughnuts. It was good. Not sure if it's quite worth that kind of hype, but quite good.

Thanks for the phone call, peehole.

It was pre-this thread when I thought interacting with internet people in real life was way too weird. I've still never met anybody face-to-face even though TRE and I live right around the corner from each other and frequent the same bars from time to time.

See, if I lived around the corner from TRE, I'd be friends with TRE just in case I ever needed a friend who...looks like TRE. He has the bouncer thing going for him.

 

[General Malaise]

Are any of the horror movies any good? I see clips for them all the time on TV, but then we I see a PG-13 rating, I think to myself "That's not how it should be done....how can a PG-13 horror movie be worth my time?" I mean, the Halloweens and Friday the 13ths were no epics, but at least you knew you'd get gratuitous nude shots and some serious profanity.

I watched about 3 mintues of something called "The Strangers". I thought it was a spoof movie. How was that scary?

I think I've found your problem. You watch crappy movies then think all movies of that genre are equally sucky. The Strangers? Transformers? It's like you're trying to cram in as much suck as possible.

That was Truck that saw Transformers. I would never even attempt to watch that garbage. Strangers was on cable, so I checked it out remembering the scary hooded people in the commercials a few years back. It was even stupider than I thought it would be.I'm actually talking myself into this Piranha movie, but I'm a little concerned about the 3-D thing. I don't have that.

Let's be clear here: I tried to watch it. Didn't get far.

Yeah, but...didn't finish like a porno movie or didn't finish because it sucked? You're not really giving a firm response here.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Had some bidness to attend to at UGA today. I didn't know it was also freshman orientation.

Athens is the best college town i've been to

 

[McJose]

Had some bidness to attend to at UGA today. I didn't know it was also freshman orientation.

Athens is the best college town i've been to

I was there over 20 years ago back when REM was still cool. Great freaking place.

 

[Frostillicus]

Did we ever figure out what the weird thing was that happened to Truck while he was humping his lady?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I met rigehtti and oc zed in RL last night, cool guys for sure. Rigehtti kept his shirt on, but then, his song never came on But, He did have his shirt open and I did get a wee touch of chest hair

Did Righetti take you to a strip club?

I still have scars from the last time I went out with Shuke.. good god..good times with Da Raiders last night.. hooked us up at the swankiest restaurant on the west coast

French Laundry?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Are any of the horror movies any good? I see clips for them all the time on TV, but then we I see a PG-13 rating, I think to myself "That's not how it should be done....how can a PG-13 horror movie be worth my time?" I mean, the Halloweens and Friday the 13ths were no epics, but at least you knew you'd get gratuitous nude shots and some serious profanity.

I watched about 3 mintues of something called "The Strangers". I thought it was a spoof movie. How was that scary?

I think I've found your problem. You watch crappy movies then think all movies of that genre are equally sucky. The Strangers? Transformers? It's like you're trying to cram in as much suck as possible.

That was Truck that saw Transformers. I would never even attempt to watch that garbage. Strangers was on cable, so I checked it out remembering the scary hooded people in the commercials a few years back. It was even stupider than I thought it would be.I'm actually talking myself into this Piranha movie, but I'm a little concerned about the 3-D thing. I don't have that.

Let's be clear here: I tried to watch it. Didn't get far.

Yeah, but...didn't finish like a porno movie or didn't finish because it sucked? You're not really giving a firm response here.

It was absolutely horrible.

 

[shamwow!]

Shamwow -> Do you have the blu-ray?

YessirI think I'm going to join Josie, GM and Guster and have a few hundred beers tonight. I decided I'm not going into work tomorrow.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It was meet the teacher night at Cal's school. A couple of things in no particular order:

There are FIVE second grade classes.

I bet his teacher is good at trouser kisses.

There is a kid named Tanner in his class.

I'm an old fat slob.

 

[charvik]

Working, drinking beer and watching Little League Baseball. I might, or might not, have money on the game (Texas-East -3.5).

Slap it high?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Hey all, what'd I miss?

Got back from the honeymoon around midnight last night. Of course my GBs put 3600 plastic forks, knives and spoons in my lawn. Then they drank a bunch of beer and broke a bench on my patio.

See you again in a few hours when I'm done picking all these damn things up

Since we're giving things away and also talking music, does anybody want a copy of this? Got it free through work. Not interested.

Welcome back GB. And congrats again.

 

[Frostillicus]

Shammy/Truck - aiming to get your packages out by the weekend. No promises, but did pick up boxes from the post office tonight so that's a super good start.

 

[shuke]

seriously, how many dudes in this thread own a pair of white pants that they've worn in the past year or so?has to be a small number.

Take the hook out, Aaron.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

seriously, how many dudes in this thread own a pair of white pants that they've worn in the past year or so?has to be a small number.

Take the hook out, Aaron.

GM didn't seem to be the fishing type.

 

[shamwow!]

We got like $350 in Target gift cards. Should we go for a PS3, a Wii, a desk for our spare office or some other crap I don't want?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

We got like $350 in Target gift cards. Should we go for a PS3, a Wii, a desk for our spare office or some other crap I don't want?

Target sells booze.Skip the Wii. It's dying I think.

 

[shuke]

So is everyone in the photo caption contest that uses a word beginning with p to describe kittens going to get a timeout too? The whole thing is just a trap. Joe has a weird sense of humor.

You've always been able to post things in those threads that you couldn't get away with posting in average threads. It completely makes sense if you don't think about it.

Those Shark Pool guys are hardcore. I don't anticipate bigbottom collaborating with this one anytime soon.Edit: He's on a roll.

I'm just going to start posting real, non-humorous, captions in these.

 

[shuke]

Decided to enter the caption contest. Didn't look at the pictures. Didn't make up any captions, either, just pulled a dozen recent headlines off of the Drudge Report. Hopefully by chance one will make sense.Oh, and I also did the same thing for the 2010 contest threads, pulling random, year-old headlines from the Drudge Report for that one, too. Looking for the 2009 contest threads now.

Can't wait to read them.

 

[shuke]

I met rigehtti and oc zed in RL last night, cool guys for sure. Rigehtti kept his shirt on, but then, his song never came on But, He did have his shirt open and I did get a wee touch of chest hair

Did Righetti take you to a strip club?

I still have scars from the last time I went out with Shuke.. good god..

I don't recall there being any wounds.

 

[Frostillicus]

Just got word that Amanda H. got engaged tonight. Sorry GB Gadzooks, et al.

 

[shamwow!]

We got like $350 in Target gift cards. Should we go for a PS3, a Wii, a desk for our spare office or some other crap I don't want?

Target sells booze.Skip the Wii. It's dying I think.

Target by me doesn't sell booze I don't want the Wii..the wife does. Apparently the Wii Fit would be "so awesome for workouts" and bowling/jarts/water balloons or whatever is "so much fun"

 

[Frostillicus]

We got like $350 in Target gift cards. Should we go for a PS3, a Wii, a desk for our spare office or some other crap I don't want?

Target sells booze.Skip the Wii. It's dying I think.

Target by me doesn't sell booze I don't want the Wii..the wife does. Apparently the Wii Fit would be "so awesome for workouts" and bowling/jarts/water balloons or whatever is "so much fun"

The Wii is great if you have people over a lot or have a kid who really likes to watch you play video games so you can just play and don't have to actually parent. That's the whole list of positives.

 

[charvik]

 

[Mr.Pack]

Slapshot? Never heard of it. When did it come out? Is it as funny as The Mighty Ducks? (never seen that either).

GTFO

 

[YSR]

We got like $350 in Target gift cards. Should we go for a PS3, a Wii, a desk for our spare office or some other crap I don't want?

Target sells booze.Skip the Wii. It's dying I think.

Target by me doesn't sell booze I don't want the Wii..the wife does. Apparently the Wii Fit would be "so awesome for workouts" and bowling/jarts/water balloons or whatever is "so much fun"

I bought a Wii a couple of years ago just so I could have something fun to do when spending a holiday weekend with my now in-laws. We haven't touched ours in close to two years.

 

[charvik]

effing Whitehead

 

[Frostillicus]

Imma go play some online craps. BRB.

 

[shamwow!]

We got like $350 in Target gift cards. Should we go for a PS3, a Wii, a desk for our spare office or some other crap I don't want?

Target sells booze.Skip the Wii. It's dying I think.

Target by me doesn't sell booze I don't want the Wii..the wife does. Apparently the Wii Fit would be "so awesome for workouts" and bowling/jarts/water balloons or whatever is "so much fun"

The Wii is great if you have people over a lot or have a kid who really likes to watch you play video games so you can just play and don't have to actually parent. That's the whole list of positives.

Yeah, neither really applies. Subtly trying to talk her out of it.

 

[YSR]

Just blew some #####es up at the $.02/$.05 table.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

with so many people having Wiis they don't use these days, seems like you could score one used on the cheap. Mine just sits there. Seemed fun for a month or so.

 

[Frostillicus]

Imma go play some online craps. BRB.

NOTE: This is always a bad idea.

 

[YSR]

with so many people having Wiis they don't use these days, seems like you could score one used on the cheap. Mine just sits there. Seemed fun for a month or so.

Actually, Stryker, send me some kind of funny shticky gift and I'll send you my Wii. Win-win?

 

[Tiger Fan]

So is everyone in the photo caption contest that uses a word beginning with p to describe kittens going to get a timeout too? The whole thing is just a trap. Joe has a weird sense of humor.

You've always been able to post things in those threads that you couldn't get away with posting in average threads. It completely makes sense if you don't think about it.

Those Shark Pool guys are hardcore. I don't anticipate bigbottom collaborating with this one anytime soon.Edit: He's on a roll.

I'm just going to start posting real, non-humorous, captions in these.

Got to be an alias3 digiter with only 150 lifetime posts

 

[bentley]

There's a guy that claims to be named Tyson Poots that just caught a pass in the Cowboys preseason game. I refuse to believe that's his real name.

 

[Tiger Fan]

We got like $350 in Target gift cards. Should we go for a PS3, a Wii, a desk for our spare office or some other crap I don't want?

Target sells booze.Skip the Wii. It's dying I think.

Target by me doesn't sell booze I don't want the Wii..the wife does. Apparently the Wii Fit would be "so awesome for workouts" and bowling/jarts/water balloons or whatever is "so much fun"

I bought a Wii a couple of years ago just so I could have something fun to do when spending a holiday weekend with my now in-laws. We haven't touched ours in close to two years.

I'll buy it from you for $10 + shipping

 

[shamwow!]

with so many people having Wiis they don't use these days, seems like you could score one used on the cheap. Mine just sits there. Seemed fun for a month or so.

Actually, Stryker, send me some kind of funny shticky gift and I'll send you my Wii. Win-win?

Hmmmmm :rubschinwiththumbandforefinger:Gimme a few days and PM me your address. I'll see what I can come up with. Are we talking prize-pack type shtick or something else?

 

[YSR]

Now what? Tiger Fan responded first, but my offer was to Stryker. I put this up to a vote.**

**worth noting that my Wii in at my parents' house in SC and I won't be able to ship it until 9/17.

 

[Frostillicus]

Now what? Tiger Fan responded first, but my offer was to Stryker. I put this up to a vote.****worth noting that my Wii in at my parents' house in SC and I won't be able to ship it until 9/17.

Send it to Stryker so I can send him one of my crappy Wii games along with that stupid AC/DC thing that has no Rush in it.

 

[BobbyLayne]

My Aunt Jean passed this morning, the tenth aunt/uncle from my father's side to die in the last fifteen years or so. My old man is all alone in that generation now; he's 75, wears a catheter, suffers from dysphagia (difficulty swallowing), and takes anti-depressants. He called me four times today. Did I mention the dementia? Just not a lot of good things that happen after a certain age.

Aw well, that's the cycle of life...they take care of you when you're a helpless infant, and then it all reverses when they get old.

Flying home to Michigan first thing tomorrow to spend time with him and attend the funeral.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Now what? Tiger Fan responded first, but my offer was to Stryker. I put this up to a vote.****worth noting that my Wii in at my parents' house in SC and I won't be able to ship it until 9/17.

Your wii...your call

 

[Tiger Fan]

My Aunt Jean passed this morning, the tenth aunt/uncle from my father's side to die in the last fifteen years or so. My old man is all alone in that generation now; he's 75, wears a catheter, suffers from dysphagia (difficulty swallowing), and takes anti-depressants. He called me four times today. Did I mention the dementia? Just not a lot of good things that happen after a certain age. Aw well, that's the cycle of life...they take care of you when you're a helpless infant, and then it all reverses when they get old.Flying home to Michigan first thing tomorrow to spend time with him and attend the funeral.

Sorry to hear

 

[shuke]

Imma go play some online craps. BRB.

"BRB"? You're doing it wrong.

 

[Frostillicus]

Imma go play some online craps. BRB.

"BRB"? You're doing it wrong.

Doesn't that mean be right back?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Imma go play some online craps. BRB.

"BRB"? You're doing it wrong.

Doesn't that mean be right back?

lol

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Did we ever figure out what the weird thing was that happened to Truck while he was humping his lady?

The silent monitoring of this thread has made me inhibited.

 

[shuke]

Decided to enter the caption contest. Didn't look at the pictures. Didn't make up any captions, either, just pulled a dozen recent headlines off of the Drudge Report. Hopefully by chance one will make sense.Oh, and I also did the same thing for the 2010 contest threads, pulling random, year-old headlines from the Drudge Report for that one, too. Looking for the 2009 contest threads now.

Can't wait to read them.

Looters as young as 9 years old run wild on UK streets...

Only problem is reading through all the responses tyring to find these. Excrutiating. Even funny people like Pickles and Nipsey just posting horrible stuff.