GM's thread about nothing (38 Viewers)

[shuke]

Going to have to work late tonight and have dinner in the office. Pad thai or barbecue?

Pad thai.I'm willing to let the hive-mind help me make picks for this thing. How do we set this up? AIM?

I'd just be blindly picking names off a list the same as you. Really haven't followed NFL closely the past 3-4 years.

 

[Thorn]

Isn't this someone we know?

 

[YSR]

Isn't this someone we know?

Busted.

 

[urbanhack]

Going to have to work late tonight and have dinner in the office. Pad thai or barbecue?

Pad thai.I'm willing to let the hive-mind help me make picks for this thing. How do we set this up? AIM?

I'd just be blindly picking names off a list the same as you. Really haven't followed NFL closely the past 3-4 years.

Cut the bull ####. I've seen you in the shark pool a fair amount of time the last few years.

 

[urbanhack]

Is anyone else following Vanilla Ice on twitter?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Is anyone else following Vanilla Ice on twitter?

 

[Disco Stu]

24 ROUNDS!?!?!?

And it's only for the first five weeks??

 

[Josie Maran]

Isn't this someone we know?

Busted.

I never claimed originality in my humor.

 

[mr. furley]

Going to have to work late tonight and have dinner in the office. Pad thai or barbecue?

Pad thai.I'm willing to let the hive-mind help me make picks for this thing. How do we set this up? AIM?

I'd just be blindly picking names off a list the same as you. Really haven't followed NFL closely the past 3-4 years.

Cut the bull ####. I've seen you in the shark pool a fair amount of time the last few years.

this has potential settle it at GTOTM 2012?

 

[McJose]

First day back at work today. We have a couple of new teachers. One of them has the first name of Jasper.

It's a woman.

 

[gamera]

First day back at work today. We have a couple of new teachers. One of them has the first name of Jasper.

It's a woman.

You don't sound completely convinced.

 

[Guster]

Got into a wreck on the drive home today

Stupid lady two in front of me slammed on her brakes for no good reason.

Guy in front of me slammed into her then my car bounced off his.

The other two, drivable. My car? Cracked radiator, busted bumper, busted hood and who knows what else.

Can't wait to see how much this will be!

Oh yeah, I'm the only one that got cited

 

[YSR]

First day back at work today. We have a couple of new teachers. One of them has the first name of Jasper. It's a woman.

 

[Sammy3469]

For X... Just took this photo of two cats on leashes on the Hudson River tonight. Granted the owners looked a little "different", but it can be done. Hell the cat on the banister was being walked with a rope.

Cats on Leashes

 

[Chemical X]

came into work today and my entire cube was filled with cat paraphernalia......

i like that shtick

excused myself to use the litter box and everybody was in stitches, easy crowd.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I'm just going to throw this novel idea out there, but you MIGHT want to go to the doctor.

Going tomorrow first thing. All urgent care places close at 8 around here and I don't see this as being ER worthy.

Update?

 

[SofaKings]

came into work today and my entire cube was filled with cat paraphernalia......i like that shtickexcused myself to use the litter box and everybody was in stitches, easy crowd.

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

Totally robbed.

Is there a waiting list for when people with less funny captions than mine drop out and I can take the spot I should have had, but I'm sure I must have been inadvertently excluded from?

which caption do you feel was unfairly excluded? I don't recall seeing any of your work during the judging process. Many of the options were horrible so if you have a case, I'll see what I can do.

at this whole thing.

This

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

Going to have to work late tonight and have dinner in the office. Pad thai or barbecue?

Yes.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Going to have to work late tonight and have dinner in the office. Pad thai or barbecue?

More importantly, how did the slacks hold up over the extra hours?

 

[Sarnoff]

Can we get a sig-worthy quotes from sharks thread started up?

 

[Oh Yes!]

Got into a wreck on the drive home today Stupid lady two in front of me slammed on her brakes for no good reason. Guy in front of me slammed into her then my car bounced off his. The other two, drivable. My car? Cracked radiator, busted bumper, busted hood and who knows what else. Can't wait to see how much this will be!Oh yeah, I'm the only one that got cited

Well it sounds as if you were following too closely

 

[YSR]

I'm just going to throw this novel idea out there, but you MIGHT want to go to the doctor.

Going tomorrow first thing. All urgent care places close at 8 around here and I don't see this as being ER worthy.

Update?

Mr. YSR (who was strongly in the ER camp last night) had me up at the break of dawn today and we were at our local Urgent Care place right at 8:00. The doctor confirmed the pharmacist's diagnosis, and said that it was smart for me to come in. I was bitten by some type of toxic spider (obvs not brown recluse, but a much milder variety). Just so the rest of you know (and he even said that the Googles will tell you this), if you get a bite/sting and any part of the swelling or redness actually increases after 24 hours, you need to go to a doctor. Like, stat.)So, I got a shot of what I assume was an antihistamine + antibiotic? Everything has reduced since then, so I think I'm going to live.

 

[FDASv2.0]

Note to future posters who get timeouts: Make sure you can spell your alias, even after a couple of beers.

 

[YSR]

I'm just going to throw this novel idea out there, but you MIGHT want to go to the doctor.

Going tomorrow first thing. All urgent care places close at 8 around here and I don't see this as being ER worthy.

Update?

Mr. YSR (who was strongly in the ER camp last night) had me up at the break of dawn today and we were at our local Urgent Care place right at 8:00. The doctor confirmed the pharmacist's diagnosis, and said that it was smart for me to come in. I was bitten by some type of toxic spider (obvs not brown recluse, but a much milder variety). Just so the rest of you know (and he even said that the Googles will tell you this), if you get a bite/sting and any part of the swelling or redness actually increases after 24 hours, you need to go to a doctor. Like, stat.)So, I got a shot of what I assume was an antihistamine + antibiotic? Everything has reduced since then, so I think I'm going to live.

Also, major props to SLB who actually called me today to make sure I was still alive. Thanks, GB!

 

[Oh Yes!]

my brother plays in a whiffle ball tournament in Milwaukee each summer. next year im going. next year im calling shamwow.

 

[FDASv2.0]

Couldn't decide if I wanted strawberry or grape jelly on my PB&J sandwich. So I made one of both.

Such a fat pig......

 

[Good Posting Judge]

my brother plays in a whiffle ball tournament in Milwaukee each summer. next year im going. next year im calling shamwow.

Serious business.

 

[shamwow!]

I'm just going to throw this novel idea out there, but you MIGHT want to go to the doctor.

Going tomorrow first thing. All urgent care places close at 8 around here and I don't see this as being ER worthy.

Update?

Mr. YSR (who was strongly in the ER camp last night) had me up at the break of dawn today and we were at our local Urgent Care place right at 8:00. The doctor confirmed the pharmacist's diagnosis, and said that it was smart for me to come in. I was bitten by some type of toxic spider (obvs not brown recluse, but a much milder variety). Just so the rest of you know (and he even said that the Googles will tell you this), if you get a bite/sting and any part of the swelling or redness actually increases after 24 hours, you need to go to a doctor. Like, stat.)So, I got a shot of what I assume was an antihistamine + antibiotic? Everything has reduced since then, so I think I'm going to live.

Also, major props to SLB who actually called me today to make sure I was still alive. Thanks, GB!

Way to make us all look bad SLB

 

[shamwow!]

my brother plays in a whiffle ball tournament in Milwaukee each summer. next year im going. next year im calling shamwow.

I'll train my liver for the next 12 months

 

[Josie Maran]

my brother plays in a whiffle ball tournament in Milwaukee each summer. next year im going. next year im calling shamwow.

I'll train my liver for the next 12 months

Your dedication to your craft is a pleasure to witness.

 

[Oh Yes!]

my brother plays in a whiffle ball tournament in Milwaukee each summer. next year im going. next year im calling shamwow.

I'll train my liver for the next 12 months

sounds like a fun time. apparently its an all day drink-athon. tournament in Jeneau Park, have to have a beer in your hand at all times. then its bars and strip clubs all day/night. 3 on 3 plus your cooler. im assuming you have a cooler.

 

[Oh Yes!]

my brother plays in a whiffle ball tournament in Milwaukee each summer. next year im going. next year im calling shamwow.

I'll train my liver for the next 12 months

Your dedication to your craft is a pleasure to witness.

homes, you swing a whiffle bat? we're looking for a 3rd.

 

[Josie Maran]

my brother plays in a whiffle ball tournament in Milwaukee each summer. next year im going. next year im calling shamwow.

I'll train my liver for the next 12 months

Your dedication to your craft is a pleasure to witness.

homes, you swing a whiffle bat? we're looking for a 3rd.

Not sure where my liver's gonna be next summer.

 

[kotzwinkle]

been posting under this name since fish got suspended...somehow got logged out, so I figured I'd log in as the rover, since I hadn't seen it used in a while...

[#1001] Your account has been temporarily suspended. This suspension is due to end on 13 January 2022 - 12:32 PM.

Nice work, Truck. What did you do to get 11 years? You can kill people and get less prison time.

 

[shamwow!]

my brother plays in a whiffle ball tournament in Milwaukee each summer. next year im going. next year im calling shamwow.

I'll train my liver for the next 12 months

sounds like a fun time. apparently its an all day drink-athon. tournament in Jeneau Park, have to have a beer in your hand at all times. then its bars and strip clubs all day/night. 3 on 3 plus your cooler. im assuming you have a cooler.

Yes I have a cooler...3 in fact.

 

[Oh Yes!]

my brother plays in a whiffle ball tournament in Milwaukee each summer. next year im going. next year im calling shamwow.

I'll train my liver for the next 12 months

Your dedication to your craft is a pleasure to witness.

homes, you swing a whiffle bat? we're looking for a 3rd.

Not sure where my liver's gonna be next summer.

obviously not as dedicated as shamwow, i see. thought i knew you.

 

[shuke]

Going to have to work late tonight and have dinner in the office. Pad thai or barbecue?

More importantly, how did the slacks hold up over the extra hours?

Way better than these.

 

[ChempickleregshukebaggerzillaT]

Note to future posters who get timeouts: Make sure you can spell your alias, even after a couple of beers.

Tell me about it.

 

[Oh Yes!]

Note to future posters who get timeouts: Make sure you can spell your alias, even after a couple of beers.

Tell me about it.

holy christ

 

[BobbyLayne]

Note to future posters who get timeouts: Make sure you can spell your alias, even after a couple of beers.

Tell me about it.

 

[Sarnoff]

 

[FDASv2.0]

Note to future posters who get timeouts: Make sure you can spell your alias, even after a couple of beers.

Tell me about it.

Holy ####.

 

[Sergeant Spelt]

I'm just going to throw this novel idea out there, but you MIGHT want to go to the doctor.

Going tomorrow first thing. All urgent care places close at 8 around here and I don't see this as being ER worthy.

Update?

Mr. YSR (who was strongly in the ER camp last night) had me up at the break of dawn today and we were at our local Urgent Care place right at 8:00. The doctor confirmed the pharmacist's diagnosis, and said that it was smart for me to come in. I was bitten by some type of toxic spider (obvs not brown recluse, but a much milder variety). Just so the rest of you know (and he even said that the Googles will tell you this), if you get a bite/sting and any part of the swelling or redness actually increases after 24 hours, you need to go to a doctor. Like, stat.)So, I got a shot of what I assume was an antihistamine + antibiotic? Everything has reduced since then, so I think I'm going to live.

everything?

 

[Sergeant Spelt]

Couldn't decide if I wanted strawberry or grape jelly on my PB&J sandwich. So I made one of both.Such a fat pig......

one of both or one of each?

 

[FDASv2.0]

Couldn't decide if I wanted strawberry or grape jelly on my PB&J sandwich. So I made one of both.Such a fat pig......

one of both or one of each?

One of each. I was a bit drunk last night during my feast.

 

[urbanhack]

Note to future posters who get timeouts: Make sure you can spell your alias, even after a couple of beers.

Tell me about it.

holy christ

 

[Frostillicus]

my brother plays in a whiffle ball tournament in Milwaukee each summer. next year im going. next year im calling shamwow.

It's no kittenball tournament.

 

[cosjobs]

I'm thinking of going to the bank and getting a couple hundred dollars in Susan B Anthony Dollars and two dollar bills, then using that as my sole currency for the week.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

I'm just going to throw this novel idea out there, but you MIGHT want to go to the doctor.

Going tomorrow first thing. All urgent care places close at 8 around here and I don't see this as being ER worthy.

Update?

Mr. YSR (who was strongly in the ER camp last night) had me up at the break of dawn today and we were at our local Urgent Care place right at 8:00. The doctor confirmed the pharmacist's diagnosis, and said that it was smart for me to come in. I was bitten by some type of toxic spider (obvs not brown recluse, but a much milder variety). Just so the rest of you know (and he even said that the Googles will tell you this), if you get a bite/sting and any part of the swelling or redness actually increases after 24 hours, you need to go to a doctor. Like, stat.)So, I got a shot of what I assume was an antihistamine + antibiotic? Everything has reduced since then, so I think I'm going to live.

goodtimes. Had this happen with a bee sting a few weeks ago.