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Rather not say here, but it's definitely approaching creepy status.
When people say it's "approaching" creepy status that really means they're well into creepy status but desperately lying to themselves. She probably has a fake ID. Or find some dive bar and go there. If she doesn't look like the jailbait RN and others start threads about she'll be fine. Especially if she shows off cleavage.
 
To my daughter's teacher: just because you can put together a list of class supplies that we're willing to buy and provide you to stock the classroom doesn't mean you can turn it into a freaking scavenger hunt. It's a small town. There's one office supply store here. They don't stock the pens that you demand my child have, and you know it. I know you guys do this to get back at the parents who named their kids goofy stuff. Now I'm collateral damage in your war.
If only there was a regular poster in this thread that worked in the office supply business. If only...
SLB--I need a box of bic stic red pens stat!!! Will trade for bacon.j/k. she's getting papermate, and she's going to have deal with it. I know it's because there's a boy in her class named Justys.
I would call that kid "justies" until they fired me.
 
To my daughter's teacher: just because you can put together a list of class supplies that we're willing to buy and provide you to stock the classroom doesn't mean you can turn it into a freaking scavenger hunt. It's a small town. There's one office supply store here. They don't stock the pens that you demand my child have, and you know it. I know you guys do this to get back at the parents who named their kids goofy stuff. Now I'm collateral damage in your war.
If only there was a regular poster in this thread that worked in the office supply business. If only...
SLB--I need a box of bic stic red pens stat!!! Will trade for bacon.j/k. she's getting papermate, and she's going to have deal with it. I know it's because there's a boy in her class named Justys.
I would call that kid "justies" until they fired me.
She has a Meili (my-lee), Meisi (may-see), Reese (girl) and Lolo in her class.
 
To my daughter's teacher: just because you can put together a list of class supplies that we're willing to buy and provide you to stock the classroom doesn't mean you can turn it into a freaking scavenger hunt. It's a small town. There's one office supply store here. They don't stock the pens that you demand my child have, and you know it. I know you guys do this to get back at the parents who named their kids goofy stuff. Now I'm collateral damage in your war.
If only there was a regular poster in this thread that worked in the office supply business. If only...
SLB--I need a box of bic stic red pens stat!!! Will trade for bacon.j/k. she's getting papermate, and she's going to have deal with it. I know it's because there's a boy in her class named Justys.
I would call that kid "justies" until they fired me.
She has a Meili (my-lee), Meisi (may-see), Reese (girl) and Lolo in her class.
any of them Laotian?
 
By the way, it's my wife and I's 11th anniversary today. We're celebrating by watching a rerun of the Office and drinking beer.
We just celebrated our 11th last week painting our living room. No sex too. My wife is scared of my poison ivy. It seems to keep spreading. I gotta get rid of this soon because when my wife delivers 9/9 it will be at least six weeks before I get any.
Celebrated my 13th this year with Thai food, a romantic stroll along the river, then a desperate and unsuccessful late-night campaign against a 3 foot tall c0ckblock.Living the high life, gentlemen. :thumbup:
I shouldn't make it sound all bad. We did get a new HD TV and DVR box for the bedroom for our anniversary. :pickle:
 
Rather not say here, but it's definitely approaching creepy status.
When people say it's "approaching" creepy status that really means they're well into creepy status but desperately lying to themselves. She probably has a fake ID. Or find some dive bar and go there. If she doesn't look like the jailbait RN and others start threads about she'll be fine. Especially if she shows off cleavage.
All right, I'm 27. If the intimate coming to my apartment idea dharma mentioned doesn't work I'll give this a shot.
 
'dharmapunk said:
Hear the latest in dictator wackiness?Apparently, Ghaddafi had a whole stash of pics of Condi Rice. They guy was obsessed with her, um, like sexually and stuff. Condi Rice. :mellow:
I find this nearly as disturbing as genocide.
What is it with anti-American dictators/psychos and their secret creepy American fetishes.Kim Jong and ElvisOsma Bin Laden and porn (porn is American, I don't want to hear otherwise)Ghaddafi and...Condi Rice.It's times like these I get pissed about how bad SNL is. Back in the day they would have KILLED with this material. :cry:
I have a feeling it has more to do with how "Pc" Merica has gotten.
 
I took a #### load of CDs to CDwarehouse and got around $400 :pickle:
bull####
I had about two milk crates full of stuff. Mostly rap from early 90s though 2008. I got $384 to be exact. They were pretty excited because normally the rap CDs that come in are all scratched up. :shrug:They probably rejected about 50 CDs or so based on being scratched or having too many of them or they just don't sell some of the stuff I had. There's some good #### though that they rejected. A few Roots CDs, Liquid Swords, talib Kweli, some Public Enemy etc. I might try and sell them all as a package deal on Craigslist maybe. I figure I have all this music backed up on two computers, an external, and an iPod, so why not get paid on the dust collectors.
 
Truck/Shamwow - I have your packages all ready to go, all I have to do is go to the post office. You're probably literally just weeks away from getting them.

 
Rather not say here, but it's definitely approaching creepy status.
When people say it's "approaching" creepy status that really means they're well into creepy status but desperately lying to themselves. She probably has a fake ID. Or find some dive bar and go there. If she doesn't look like the jailbait RN and others start threads about she'll be fine. Especially if she shows off cleavage.
All right, I'm 27. If the intimate coming to my apartment idea dharma mentioned doesn't work I'll give this a shot.
Meh, 27 and 19 is not creepy.
 
By the way, it's my wife and I's 11th anniversary today. We're celebrating by watching a rerun of the Office and drinking beer.
We just celebrated our 11th last week painting our living room. No sex too. My wife is scared of my poison ivy. It seems to keep spreading. I gotta get rid of this soon because when my wife delivers 9/9 it will be at least six weeks before I get any.
What number is this for you?
 
'Reginald Cornsilks said:
Boatloads Inc. Special Alert:

Big fan of the Redskins tonight at +5
:moneybag:
Yo RegCornBend, you gotta sportsbook account? Want to make some money playing bases props? Shoot me a PM with your email.
I'm a long time GooRoo subscriber and disciple my friend.

Unfortunately, I just go local now after I got cut to 10 dollars per prop on there after GR's 2010 MLB prop season.

 
By the way, it's my wife and I's 11th anniversary today. We're celebrating by watching a rerun of the Office and drinking beer.
We just celebrated our 11th last week painting our living room. No sex too. My wife is scared of my poison ivy. It seems to keep spreading. I gotta get rid of this soon because when my wife delivers 9/9 it will be at least six weeks before I get any.
What number is this for you?
This is number 5. I almost have my own Minyan.
 
By the way, it's my wife and I's 11th anniversary today. We're celebrating by watching a rerun of the Office and drinking beer.
We just celebrated our 11th last week painting our living room. No sex too. My wife is scared of my poison ivy. It seems to keep spreading. I gotta get rid of this soon because when my wife delivers 9/9 it will be at least six weeks before I get any.
What number is this for you?
This is number 5. I almost have my own Minyan.
How many bodycasts on the wall?
 
friend of mine in college met a kid through one of his girlfriends.. the kid wound up tagging along with my friend one afternoon when my buddy was coming up to the room for some weed smoking. our room being a central hangout for bunches of people.

somehow he got the impression that we were instant friends and that we all wanted him to be around 24/7. guy would show up at any time of day or night, knocking at the door trying to attach himself to whatever we were doing.

we figured out on the first day that he was off. on day 2 when we tried to split to dinner without him grabbing on to our shirt-tails he said "i've never seen you guys act like this before.. you're usually so cool". :mellow:

we made it clear to him that we were not his friends, that his behavior went past just strange and that it was in his best interest to stop coming by our room. but he persisted like a kicked puppy. he would show up in the dining hall. at parties. at bars we were at. at the basketball court, etc.

took us weeks to shake this kid. nothing worked. ignoring him didn't work. telling him to beat it didn't work. actually fleeing the scene when we saw him didn't get the point across.

the only way we were finally able to lose the kid was because he somehow attached himself like a remora to another group of people. he found a common interest and moved on to suck the life out of their crew.

:shrug:
crew :lmao:

 
Argument with the wife. Based on the size of current bottle cpas (the candy) wife slaims they are smaller these days. I disagree. Then she gives me this "holy crap I didn't know there were both cola and rootbeer. oh my god I shoud stop posting now.

 
Argument with the wife. Based on the size of current bottle cpas (the candy) wife slaims they are smaller these days. I disagree. Then she gives me this "holy crap I didn't know there were both cola and rootbeer. oh my god I shoud stop posting now.
I think they are smaller now. Sorry, GB.
 
Argument with the wife. Based on the size of current bottle cpas (the candy) wife slaims they are smaller these days. I disagree. Then she gives me this "holy crap I didn't know there were both cola and rootbeer. oh my god I shoud stop posting now.
I think they are smaller now. Sorry, GB.
After eating several I think you and her are right and it's not even close. I can admit this. I also think it's embarrassing she didn't now there were cola and root beer. So face.
 
Argument with the wife. Based on the size of current bottle cpas (the candy) wife slaims they are smaller these days. I disagree. Then she gives me this "holy crap I didn't know there were both cola and rootbeer. oh my god I shoud stop posting now.
I think they are smaller now. Sorry, GB.
After eating several I think you and her are right and it's not even close. I can admit this. I also think it's embarrassing she didn't now there were cola and root beer. So face.
 
By the way, it's my wife and I's 11th anniversary today. We're celebrating by watching a rerun of the Office and drinking beer.
We just celebrated our 11th last week painting our living room. No sex too. My wife is scared of my poison ivy. It seems to keep spreading. I gotta get rid of this soon because when my wife delivers 9/9 it will be at least six weeks before I get any.
What number is this for you?
This is number 5. I almost have my own Minyan.
How many bodycasts on the wall?
Just one. We only made two and the second one didn't come out good.
 
1. No way you got paid $400 for CD's unless you took like a thousand in there.

2. My first MTP joint is f'ing killing me.

3. Drove through a wind farm today and it scared the #### out of me. Not sure why.

4. Yes, Hack, that means I'm in Chicago, but just got back from dinner and have an early lab tomorrow so going to bed. Catch you next time.

5. You can get paid for having a blog? Where do I sign up for this?

6. Pics of Amanda please.

7. Stopped at this place for lunch today because it looked shticky. They had a small lunch buffet and salad bar that I ordered, and when I came back to my table, I found a basket of DEEP FRIED BISCUITS on my table. Picture posted to facebook (sorry Fuller).

8. I have my first draft on Saturday and have vowed not to look at anything until I get there. I have the second pick. I'm guessing Adrian Peterson will go first? What do I do?

 
1. No way you got paid $400 for CD's unless you took like a thousand in there.

2. My first MTP joint is f'ing killing me.

3. Drove through a wind farm today and it scared the #### out of me. Not sure why.

4. Yes, Hack, that means I'm in Chicago, but just got back from dinner and have an early lab tomorrow so going to bed. Catch you next time.

5. You can get paid for having a blog? Where do I sign up for this?

6. Pics of Amanda please.

7. Stopped at this place for lunch today because it looked shticky. They had a small lunch buffet and salad bar that I ordered, and when I came back to my table, I found a basket of DEEP FRIED BISCUITS on my table. Picture posted to facebook (sorry Fuller).

8. I have my first draft on Saturday and have vowed not to look at anything until I get there. I have the second pick. I'm guessing Adrian Peterson will go first? What do I do?
1. what?2. super what?

3. Seems right

4. Fair enough

5. blogger.com. You could probably start a blog, advertise it here, never type anything, and make $0.50 a day

6. pm me a phone $

7. solid

8. If you're lucky some dummy will take Arian Foster first (Truck ->hi) and you can get AP. If AP goes first just say you need to go to the bathrrom and run out the front door, drive to local dive and eat wings and drink beer. It's what I did.

 
1. No way you got paid $400 for CD's unless you took like a thousand in there.

2. My first MTP joint is f'ing killing me.

3. Drove through a wind farm today and it scared the #### out of me. Not sure why.

4. Yes, Hack, that means I'm in Chicago, but just got back from dinner and have an early lab tomorrow so going to bed. Catch you next time.

5. You can get paid for having a blog? Where do I sign up for this?

6. Pics of Amanda please.

7. Stopped at this place for lunch today because it looked shticky. They had a small lunch buffet and salad bar that I ordered, and when I came back to my table, I found a basket of DEEP FRIED BISCUITS on my table. Picture posted to facebook (sorry Fuller).

8. I have my first draft on Saturday and have vowed not to look at anything until I get there. I have the second pick. I'm guessing Adrian Peterson will go first? What do I do?
1. what?2. super what?

3. Seems right

4. Fair enough

5. blogger.com. You could probably start a blog, advertise it here, never type anything, and make $0.50 a day

6. pm me a phone $

7. solid

8. If you're lucky some dummy will take Arian Foster first (Truck ->hi) and you can get AP. If AP goes first just say you need to go to the bathrrom and run out the front door, drive to local dive and eat wings and drink beer. It's what I did.
Ediotrs note: $=#
 
1. No way you got paid $400 for CD's unless you took like a thousand in there.

2. My first MTP joint is f'ing killing me.

3. Drove through a wind farm today and it scared the #### out of me. Not sure why.

4. Yes, Hack, that means I'm in Chicago, but just got back from dinner and have an early lab tomorrow so going to bed. Catch you next time.

5. You can get paid for having a blog? Where do I sign up for this?

6. Pics of Amanda please.

7. Stopped at this place for lunch today because it looked shticky. They had a small lunch buffet and salad bar that I ordered, and when I came back to my table, I found a basket of DEEP FRIED BISCUITS on my table. Picture posted to facebook (sorry Fuller).

8. I have my first draft on Saturday and have vowed not to look at anything until I get there. I have the second pick. I'm guessing Adrian Peterson will go first? What do I do?
1. what?2. super what?

3. Seems right

4. Fair enough

5. blogger.com. You could probably start a blog, advertise it here, never type anything, and make $0.50 a day

6. pm me a phone $

7. solid

8. If you're lucky some dummy will take Arian Foster first (Truck ->hi) and you can get AP. If AP goes first just say you need to go to the bathrrom and run out the front door, drive to local dive and eat wings and drink beer. It's what I did.
Ediotrs note: $=#
1. Scroll up2. The joint at the base of my big toe. It really hurts. It's been getting progressively worse the past couple months. I could barely walk last night after my son's soccer practice. Yes, I'm coaching soccer and I don't know anything about it.

5. What's the catch?

 
In before Pickles says "CD's what?"

Clever. Get your own shtick.
:shrug: Looking at my receipt they bought about 170 CDs. Prices ranged from $1-$4. I grossed $384, so that's an average of around $2.26/CD. Then I bought Planet Earth Full Series, Avatar, T2/Total Recall Combo Pack, and Man on Fire pre-owned on Blu-Ray. That was buy 3 get 1 free. So I netted $325 after those.

If there is a CDwarehouse near you, I suggest you do the same. It's found money.

 
1. No way you got paid $400 for CD's unless you took like a thousand in there.

2. My first MTP joint is f'ing killing me.

3. Drove through a wind farm today and it scared the #### out of me. Not sure why.

4. Yes, Hack, that means I'm in Chicago, but just got back from dinner and have an early lab tomorrow so going to bed. Catch you next time.

5. You can get paid for having a blog? Where do I sign up for this?

6. Pics of Amanda please.

7. Stopped at this place for lunch today because it looked shticky. They had a small lunch buffet and salad bar that I ordered, and when I came back to my table, I found a basket of DEEP FRIED BISCUITS on my table. Picture posted to facebook (sorry Fuller).

8. I have my first draft on Saturday and have vowed not to look at anything until I get there. I have the second pick. I'm guessing Adrian Peterson will go first? What do I do?
1. what?2. super what?

3. Seems right

4. Fair enough

5. blogger.com. You could probably start a blog, advertise it here, never type anything, and make $0.50 a day

6. pm me a phone $

7. solid

8. If you're lucky some dummy will take Arian Foster first (Truck ->hi) and you can get AP. If AP goes first just say you need to go to the bathrrom and run out the front door, drive to local dive and eat wings and drink beer. It's what I did.
Ediotrs note: $=#
1. Scroll up2. The joint at the base of my big toe. It really hurts. It's been getting progressively worse the past couple months. I could barely walk last night after my son's soccer practice. Yes, I'm coaching soccer and I don't know anything about it.

5. What's the catch?
Per your #2, that might be turf toe. I had a bad turf toe injury in freaking HS from slide-tackling a dude in a soccer game. I saw a doctor at the sports medicine practice who treats Pittsburgh athletes (Freddy Fu for those who live out here) and he basically said it would never fully heal and eventually be arthritic. The damn thing always hurts one way or another still. Well, this year I hurt my foot while muay-thai sparring and ended up with 5 bone-bruises and fluid on my ankle. The MRI and x-ray also confirmed degenerative arthritis in that toe, which was now aggravated. So, you have that to look forward to.
 
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Rather not say here, but it's definitely approaching creepy status.
When people say it's "approaching" creepy status that really means they're well into creepy status but desperately lying to themselves. She probably has a fake ID. Or find some dive bar and go there. If she doesn't look like the jailbait RN and others start threads about she'll be fine. Especially if she shows off cleavage.
All right, I'm 27. If the intimate coming to my apartment idea dharma mentioned doesn't work I'll give this a shot.
Hey, that's not creepy. I go for 20 year olds sometimes and I'm 29.
 

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