GM's thread about nothing (20 Viewers)

[McJose]

I've been seeing my students wear these shirts for the last year or so. Typically they wear name/skate brand t-shirts that look like somebody vomited on some graffiti.

For some reason I think these are really cool:

Obey Peace Guard

Vivi la Revolucion

Israel

Is it just me?

the last two are sorta cool. But how big are they on they when slapped on a shirt?

They're big. Covers the entire front of the shirt.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

2. The joint at the base of my big toe. It really hurts. It's been getting progressively worse the past couple months. I could barely walk last night after my son's soccer practice. Yes, I'm coaching soccer and I don't know anything about it.

goutmastercleanse is the way to go here. clean up that uric acid buildup.

 

[mr. furley]

Anyone have any humorous ideas on what I can dress up my twin boys for at halloween? They'll be 8 months old, so will be for our own (and family and friends) amusement. Since twins, want to go swith some sort of duo/pair/complementary items here. Preferably something that can be easily made and not want to drop $30 each for something they won't even know about.Early lead is Mario and Luigi.

Baby Joker and Batbaby?

Stalin and Lenin

 

[Reginald Cornsilks]

I still have my heart set on

Halloween costume this year

 

[mr. furley]

2. The joint at the base of my big toe. It really hurts. It's been getting progressively worse the past couple months. I could barely walk last night after my son's soccer practice. Yes, I'm coaching soccer and I don't know anything about it.

goutmastercleanse is the way to go here. clean up that uric acid buildup.

you're not working with me here. shuke on mastercleanse is something we all need

 

[Frostillicus]

Can anybody in here point me to some info on rookies this year and their fantasy outlook? I'm a subcriber here and I can't find anything, and google gives me stupid crap.

 

[McJose]

Damn...getting dusty in here again.

Back to my brother-in-law. My nephew, Bret's son, is starting on the O-line for the local JC football team. Watching his kid play football was one of Bret's favorite things to do. Obviously he's not going to be able to make any of the games this year. One of my cousins decided to email one of the coaches and asked if it would be possible to get/buy copies of the game tapes so Bret could watch them at home. The OC sent back an email saying that he would personally make DVD copies to send home to Bret. He also went on to say what a great kid my nephew is and what a pleasure it is to coach him.

 

[McJose]

Anyone have any humorous ideas on what I can dress up my twin boys for at halloween? They'll be 8 months old, so will be for our own (and family and friends) amusement. Since twins, want to go swith some sort of duo/pair/complementary items here. Preferably something that can be easily made and not want to drop $30 each for something they won't even know about.Early lead is Mario and Luigi.

Baby Joker and Batbaby?

Stalin and Lenin

Jake and Elwood? But it might be hard to keep the sunglasses on them. People might just think they're Mormon missionaries.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

2. The joint at the base of my big toe. It really hurts. It's been getting progressively worse the past couple months. I could barely walk last night after my son's soccer practice. Yes, I'm coaching soccer and I don't know anything about it.

goutmastercleanse is the way to go here. clean up that uric acid buildup.

you're not working with me here. shuke on mastercleanse is something we all need

Oops

 

[General Malaise]

Holy crap, two pages hijacked for this guy? For the love of God, please stop. I've no issues with him but let's get back to posts about crapping ones pants, cats, everyone cornholing, and krista traveling the world.

We're going to Chicago for Labor Day weekend. I have to go to Luxembourg for a 1/2-hour meeting on September 15, so Mr. krista is going to join me and we'll hit Brussels and Bruges while we're over that way, too. He intends to see how much beer he can drink while I'm in my meeting. Then on September 21, we're going to the Nicaragua house and then to Panama. So I should have some travel notes again soon.

Sounds cool, Khrysta.

Actually my name was really unusual when I was a kid, and I hated it for that reason. Now you see a few more Kristas here and there. I always hated that I could never get a little fake license plate or keychain or whatever with my name on it. :(

Uh huh....now imagine you hated it as a kid, never got the fake lincense plates or keychains and THEN - right in the middle of your college experience where you are trying your damndest to get laid - they come out with a little movie called "Krista Gump". Thanks, jesus.

 

[dharmapunk]

I've been seeing my students wear these shirts for the last year or so. Typically they wear name/skate brand t-shirts that look like somebody vomited on some graffiti.

For some reason I think these are really cool:

Obey Peace Guard

Vivi la Revolucion

Israel

Is it just me?

Nah, Shepard Fairey rules. I wouldn't wear any of those shirts, but I have an autographed poster of his hanging in my house.

 

[mr. furley]

Uh huh....now imagine you hated it as a kid, never got the fake lincense plates or keychains and THEN - right in the middle of your college experience where you are trying your damndest to get laid - they come out with a little movie called "Krista Gump". Thanks, jesus.

hfs

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Damn...getting dusty in here again.Back to my brother-in-law. My nephew, Bret's son, is starting on the O-line for the local JC football team. Watching his kid play football was one of Bret's favorite things to do. Obviously he's not going to be able to make any of the games this year. One of my cousins decided to email one of the coaches and asked if it would be possible to get/buy copies of the game tapes so Bret could watch them at home. The OC sent back an email saying that he would personally make DVD copies to send home to Bret. He also went on to say what a great kid my nephew is and what a pleasure it is to coach him.

That's awesome.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

lol GM

 

[dharmapunk]

Holy crap, two pages hijacked for this guy? For the love of God, please stop. I've no issues with him but let's get back to posts about crapping ones pants, cats, everyone cornholing, and krista traveling the world.

We're going to Chicago for Labor Day weekend. I have to go to Luxembourg for a 1/2-hour meeting on September 15, so Mr. krista is going to join me and we'll hit Brussels and Bruges while we're over that way, too. He intends to see how much beer he can drink while I'm in my meeting. Then on September 21, we're going to the Nicaragua house and then to Panama. So I should have some travel notes again soon.

Sounds cool, Khrysta.

Actually my name was really unusual when I was a kid, and I hated it for that reason. Now you see a few more Kristas here and there. I always hated that I could never get a little fake license plate or keychain or whatever with my name on it. :(

Uh huh....now imagine you hated it as a kid, never got the fake lincense plates or keychains and THEN - right in the middle of your college experience where you are trying your damndest to get laid - they come out with a little movie called "Krista Gump". Thanks, jesus.

 

[McJose]

Holy crap, two pages hijacked for this guy? For the love of God, please stop. I've no issues with him but let's get back to posts about crapping ones pants, cats, everyone cornholing, and krista traveling the world.

We're going to Chicago for Labor Day weekend. I have to go to Luxembourg for a 1/2-hour meeting on September 15, so Mr. krista is going to join me and we'll hit Brussels and Bruges while we're over that way, too. He intends to see how much beer he can drink while I'm in my meeting. Then on September 21, we're going to the Nicaragua house and then to Panama. So I should have some travel notes again soon.

Sounds cool, Khrysta.

Actually my name was really unusual when I was a kid, and I hated it for that reason. Now you see a few more Kristas here and there. I always hated that I could never get a little fake license plate or keychain or whatever with my name on it. :(

Uh huh....now imagine you hated it as a kid, never got the fake lincense plates or keychains and THEN - right in the middle of your college experience where you are trying your damndest to get laid - they come out with a little movie called "Krista Gump". Thanks, jesus.

Hey it could be worse. I had a college professor named Forrest Wood.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Can anybody in here point me to some info on rookies this year and their fantasy outlook? I'm a subcriber here and I can't find anything, and google gives me stupid crap.

http://subscribers.footballguys.com/apps/viewrankings.php?viewpos=ov&type=rookie&howrecent=7?

 

[General Malaise]

We have two boys, Doug and Jim. Trying to help, gb.

Thank you, sir.

I've got a Ben and an Abby.

I'm afraid I'm bringing the class average down with my two...and I'm not even going to admit what we were going with this spring had we made it full term and provided number 3 had a penis.

 

[McJose]

We have two boys, Doug and Jim. Trying to help, gb.

Thank you, sir.

I've got a Ben and an Abby.

I'm afraid I'm bringing the class average down with my two...and I'm not even going to admit what we were going with this spring had we made it full term and provided number 3 had a penis.

Don't worry about it. At least you spelled their names right...at least I know one of them is.

 

[General Malaise]

Damn...getting dusty in here again.Back to my brother-in-law. My nephew, Bret's son, is starting on the O-line for the local JC football team. Watching his kid play football was one of Bret's favorite things to do. Obviously he's not going to be able to make any of the games this year. One of my cousins decided to email one of the coaches and asked if it would be possible to get/buy copies of the game tapes so Bret could watch them at home. The OC sent back an email saying that he would personally make DVD copies to send home to Bret. He also went on to say what a great kid my nephew is and what a pleasure it is to coach him.

That's awesome.

There's some darn good people out in this world...too bad they don't make more headlines.

 

[General Malaise]

We have two boys, Doug and Jim. Trying to help, gb.

Thank you, sir.

I've got a Ben and an Abby.

I'm afraid I'm bringing the class average down with my two...and I'm not even going to admit what we were going with this spring had we made it full term and provided number 3 had a penis.

Don't worry about it. At least you spelled their names right...at least I know one of them is.

Cooper (rhymes with 'pooper') is coming on strong as a popular name, but I'm curious how people would go about an alternate spelling. Cuper? With an oomlout?

 

[shamwow!]

I still have my heart set on

Awesome.My GB 2 years ago

 

[McJose]

We have two boys, Doug and Jim. Trying to help, gb.

Thank you, sir.

I've got a Ben and an Abby.

I'm afraid I'm bringing the class average down with my two...and I'm not even going to admit what we were going with this spring had we made it full term and provided number 3 had a penis.

Don't worry about it. At least you spelled their names right...at least I know one of them is.

Cooper (rhymes with 'pooper') is coming on strong as a popular name, but I'm curious how people would go about an alternate spelling. Cuper? With an oomlout?

I just couldn't remember the name of your other kid. Trust me...out there somewhere is a kid named Kooper or Qooper or Coopair.

 

[dharmapunk]

While we're talking about kid's names, how's this for a boy -

Phoenix.

Cool or stretching it into 'McJose Student' area?

 

[Frostillicus]

Can anybody in here point me to some info on rookies this year and their fantasy outlook? I'm a subcriber here and I can't find anything, and google gives me stupid crap.

http://subscribers.footballguys.com/apps/viewrankings.php?viewpos=ov&type=rookie&howrecent=7?

+1 cool point

 

[krista4]

Uh huh....now imagine you hated it as a kid, never got the fake lincense plates or keychains and THEN - right in the middle of your college experience where you are trying your damndest to get laid - they come out with a little movie called "Krista Gump". Thanks, jesus.

hfs

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Can anybody in here point me to some info on rookies this year and their fantasy outlook? I'm a subcriber here and I can't find anything, and google gives me stupid crap.

http://subscribers.footballguys.com/apps/viewrankings.php?viewpos=ov&type=rookie&howrecent=7?

+1 cool point

Thanks, total updated.Edit: Also, Daniel Thomas is too low. I like him as much or more than Ingram in a redraft.

 

[McJose]

While we're talking about kid's names, how's this for a boy -Phoenix.Cool or stretching it into 'McJose Student' area?

I always thought Phoenix sounded like a girl's name.Whatever you do just spell it the normal way. Not Feenix or Fee'nicks or something.

 

[urbanhack]

could be done here.

lot's to tell

big changes

have a good one.

 

[dharmapunk]

While we're talking about kid's names, how's this for a boy -Phoenix.Cool or stretching it into 'McJose Student' area?

I always thought Phoenix sounded like a girl's name.Whatever you do just spell it the normal way. Not Feenix or Fee'nicks or something.

But then how would it be yoo-nique?Also, this is actually my son's name. Spelled right.

 

[McJose]

could be done here.lot's to tellbig changes have a good one.

By "here" do you mean the internet or earth?

 

[McJose]

While we're talking about kid's names, how's this for a boy -

Phoenix.

Cool or stretching it into 'McJose Student' area?

I always thought Phoenix sounded like a girl's name.Whatever you do just spell it the normal way. Not Feenix or Fee'nicks or something.

But then how would it be yoo-nique?Also, this is actually my son's name. Spelled right.

Hippy.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

CrypticHack is scary.

 

[McJose]

CrypticHack is scary.

No kidding"CROATOAN"

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Dharma> When he gets up in the morning do you announce "THE PHOENIX HAS RISEN!" ?

 

[Drifter]

Hack - Wait?

 

[dharmapunk]

Dharma> When he gets up in the morning do you announce "THE PHOENIX HAS RISEN!" ?

No, but I'm sure he will when he hits his teens.*ETA: and when he's with his girlfriend.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Dharma> When he gets up in the morning do you announce "THE PHOENIX HAS RISEN!" ?

No, but I'm sure he will when he hits his teens.*ETA: and when he's with his girlfriend.

 

[Gadzooks]

Uh huh....now imagine you hated it as a kid, never got the fake lincense plates or keychains and THEN - right in the middle of your college experience where you are trying your damndest to get laid - they come out with a little movie called "Krista Gump". Thanks, jesus.

That's pretty rough GB. You must have had some pretty thick pasty white skin to get through your childhood.

 

[Zow]

While we're talking about kid's names, how's this for a boy -Phoenix.Cool or stretching it into 'McJose Student' area?

I always thought Phoenix sounded like a girl's name.Whatever you do just spell it the normal way. Not Feenix or Fee'nicks or something.

I just spoke to an Officer Pheanis. Pronounced basically as it reads (like the body part). I even asked him to pronounce it for me and/or correct me if I was wrong. Poor dude.

 

[mr. furley]

While we're talking about kid's names, how's this for a boy -Phoenix.Cool or stretching it into 'McJose Student' area?

I always thought Phoenix sounded like a girl's name.Whatever you do just spell it the normal way. Not Feenix or Fee'nicks or something.

I just spoke to an Officer Pheanis. Pronounced basically as it reads (like the body part). I even asked him to pronounce it for me and/or correct me if I was wrong. Poor dude.

no

 

[dharmapunk]

Uh huh....now imagine you hated it as a kid, never got the fake lincense plates or keychains and THEN - right in the middle of your college experience where you are trying your damndest to get laid - they come out with a little movie called "Krista Gump". Thanks, jesus.

That's pretty rough GB. You must have had some pretty thick pasty white skin to get through your childhood.

I bet this is why GM is so funny. I'm not knocking his name (I kind of like it), but with a name like that you either develop a killer sense of humor, learn kung-fu, or become a serial killer.

 

[Zow]

While we're talking about kid's names, how's this for a boy -Phoenix.Cool or stretching it into 'McJose Student' area?

I always thought Phoenix sounded like a girl's name.Whatever you do just spell it the normal way. Not Feenix or Fee'nicks or something.

I just spoke to an Officer Pheanis. Pronounced basically as it reads (like the body part). I even asked him to pronounce it for me and/or correct me if I was wrong. Poor dude.

no

no what?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Uh huh....now imagine you hated it as a kid, never got the fake lincense plates or keychains and THEN - right in the middle of your college experience where you are trying your damndest to get laid - they come out with a little movie called "Krista Gump". Thanks, jesus.

That's pretty rough GB. You must have had some pretty thick pasty white skin to get through your childhood.

I bet this is why GM is so funny. I'm not knocking his name (I kind of like it), but with a name like that you either develop a killer sense of humor, learn kung-fu, or become a serial killer.

When I was 16 I worked at the YMCA day care. We had a Forrest, but he liked to be called Woody. #straightcash

 

[Gadzooks]

Uh huh....now imagine you hated it as a kid, never got the fake lincense plates or keychains and THEN - right in the middle of your college experience where you are trying your damndest to get laid - they come out with a little movie called "Krista Gump". Thanks, jesus.

That's pretty rough GB. You must have had some pretty thick pasty white skin to get through your childhood.

I bet this is why GM is so funny. I'm not knocking his name (I kind of like it), but with a name like that you either develop a killer sense of humor, learn kung-fu, or become a serial killer.

I agree and I think I'm on record as saying that I'd be gay for him if I was gay and he was better looking and had darker skin.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Anyone have any humorous ideas on what I can dress up my twin boys for at halloween? They'll be 8 months old, so will be for our own (and family and friends) amusement. Since twins, want to go swith some sort of duo/pair/complementary items here. Preferably something that can be easily made and not want to drop $30 each for something they won't even know about.Early lead is Mario and Luigi.

Baby Joker and Batbaby?

Stalin and Lenin

 

[Tiger Fan]

Holy crap, two pages hijacked for this guy? For the love of God, please stop. I've no issues with him but let's get back to posts about crapping ones pants, cats, everyone cornholing, and krista traveling the world.

We're going to Chicago for Labor Day weekend. I have to go to Luxembourg for a 1/2-hour meeting on September 15, so Mr. krista is going to join me and we'll hit Brussels and Bruges while we're over that way, too. He intends to see how much beer he can drink while I'm in my meeting. Then on September 21, we're going to the Nicaragua house and then to Panama. So I should have some travel notes again soon.

Sounds cool, Khrysta.

Actually my name was really unusual when I was a kid, and I hated it for that reason. Now you see a few more Kristas here and there. I always hated that I could never get a little fake license plate or keychain or whatever with my name on it. :(

Uh huh....now imagine you hated it as a kid, never got the fake lincense plates or keychains and THEN - right in the middle of your college experience where you are trying your damndest to get laid - they come out with a little movie called "Krista Gump". Thanks, jesus.

awesome

 

[General Malaise]

Well, that was a weird comparison.

 

[Tiger Fan]

We have two boys, Doug and Jim. Trying to help, gb.

Thank you, sir.

I've got a Ben and an Abby.

I'm afraid I'm bringing the class average down with my two...and I'm not even going to admit what we were going with this spring had we made it full term and provided number 3 had a penis.

Don't worry about it. At least you spelled their names right...at least I know one of them is.

Cooper (rhymes with 'pooper') is coming on strong as a popular name, but I'm curious how people would go about an alternate spelling. Cuper? With an oomlout?

The oldest Manning brother is Cooper (pronounced Cup-per)seriously

 

[Drifter]

Been buzzing my hair with a #2 for a couple years now. Last hair cut I did a 1.5 and didn't think it was all the different than the #2. Going with the #1 next time and am working my way towards possibly shaving my head at some point. Do you do clippers at a #0 first and is the 0 clipper buzz cut the Marine Corps/Full Metal Jacket look?