GM's thread about nothing (18 Viewers)

[jplvr]

Now that I've recovered from Vegas, I thought I would share some of the highlights, but with my recent history I'm afraid I'll get another time out, so I'm going to do it in the form of a mad lib.Hired two ______ who didn't wear any __________ during the draft. Both were very friendly. During the draft, when someone was on the clock one of the __________ would climb onto the guy's ________ and rub her ___________ in his face. The picks that resulted were pretty much random. Between that and the fact that everyone was drunk and most people also ate ______ brownies and also went through a mound of __________, most people's drafts were terrible. I drafted a QB and 3 straight WRs in my first 4 picks.After the draft one of the ____________ joined us in going out, and ended up __________ one of the guys. I'll post pics at _________.

I love you.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

12-team PPR. Going for a stars/studs thing, but my big targets at RB (McCoy, Rice) went really high. Forte was pretty reach-y, but it is PPR. Like my bench and QB values a lot.

QB: Freeman - $4

RB: McFadden - $34

RB: F. Jones - $20

WR: White - $37

WR: Bryant - $25

WR: Lloyd - $23

FL: Forte - $30

TE: Pettigrew - $4

K: Bironas - $1

DEF: NYG - $1

BN: Moreno - $8

BN: Bess - $2

BN: Starks - $2

BN: Woodhead - $2

BN: Orton - $1

BN: Scott - $6 (this was all my remaining balance)

 

[jplvr]

I'll post pics at _________.

Apparently I was confused as to the blank in this sentence, or you're taking far too long in posting them there.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

12-team PPR. Going for a stars/studs thing, but my big targets at RB (McCoy, Rice) went really high. Forte was pretty reach-y, but it is PPR. Like my bench and QB values a lot.

QB: Freeman - $4

RB: McFadden - $34

RB: F. Jones - $20

WR: White - $37

WR: Bryant - $25

WR: Lloyd - $23

FL: Forte - $30

TE: Pettigrew - $4

K: Bironas - $1

DEF: NYG - $1

BN: Moreno - $8

BN: Bess - $2

BN: Starks - $2

BN: Woodhead - $2

BN: Orton - $1

BN: Scott - $6 (this was all my remaining balance)

My link

 

[jplvr]

I think I did pretty well in GM draft (14 man league). You can start a QB as a flex in this league and we have crazy defensive scoring rules. I missed both the defensive and kicker runs, but not a big deal. I did mean to draft Chicago D over NYG, but not a huge miss. I've never been able to handcuff much at all due to luck, I guess. Luck went the other way this year and I can't say I'm too excited about it.

Peyton Manning

Sam Bradford

LeSean McCoy

Mark Ingram

James Starks

Pierre Thomas

Ronnie Brown

Anquan Boldin

Julio Jones

Mike Williams (Sea)

Ochocinco

Driver

Heath Miller

Henery

NYG

Tampa

 

[kotzwinkle]

I'll post pics at _________.

Apparently I was confused as to the blank in this sentence, or you're taking far too long in posting them there.

what's a good site to host the pics?

 

[jplvr]

My link

You were one post early with this.

 

[Frostillicus]

You guys should PM patsfan39 about your teams.

 

[YSR]

You guys should PM patsfan39 about your teams.

But I already have Gates.

 

[jplvr]

I'll post pics at _________.

Apparently I was confused as to the blank in this sentence, or you're taking far too long in posting them there.

what's a good site to host the pics?

Is this The Rover?I checked :e: immediately.

 

[McJose]

My kid is Facebook friends with this girl. Yes, it is her real name.

 

[jplvr]

You guys should PM patsfan39 about your teams.

I usually try not to tat/gator it up in threads like this. Blame it on the vodka.

 

[kotzwinkle]

I'll post pics at _________.

Apparently I was confused as to the blank in this sentence, or you're taking far too long in posting them there.

what's a good site to host the pics?

Is this The Rover?I checked :e: immediately.

yes. I'm bad at uploading images. :e: hates imageshack. give me a site to upload to and I'll post them.I thought I could just do it straight from my laptop.

 

[Frostillicus]

Just did a little assistant coach forum stalking of my good buddy. Kind of pathetic, but on the other hand go #### your mother.

 

[Oh Yes!]

I'll post pics at _________.

Apparently I was confused as to the blank in this sentence, or you're taking far too long in posting them there.

what's a good site to host the pics?

Is this The Rover?I checked :e: immediately.

yes. I'm bad at uploading images. :e: hates imageshack. give me a site to upload to and I'll post them.I thought I could just do it straight from my laptop.

imgur. drag the image onto the website

 

[jplvr]

Rover, sent you a PM.

 

[shuke]

brunette showing cleavage behind home plate/third base side at the Brewers game> i want you have your babies

Furley> YWIA

AMAZING!

Really?

 

[kotzwinkle]

I'll post pics at _________.

Apparently I was confused as to the blank in this sentence, or you're taking far too long in posting them there.

what's a good site to host the pics?

Is this The Rover?I checked :e: immediately.

yes. I'm bad at uploading images. :e: hates imageshack. give me a site to upload to and I'll post them.I thought I could just do it straight from my laptop.

imgur. drag the image onto the website

managed to get them posted through photobucket.

 

[shuke]

Just did a little assistant coach forum stalking of my good buddy. Kind of pathetic, but on the other hand go #### your mother.

Jesus. What?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

My link

You were one post early with this.

Lol at Jones and Ingram.

 

[Frostillicus]

Just did a little assistant coach forum stalking of my good buddy. Kind of pathetic, but on the other hand go #### your mother.

Jesus. What?

I don't understand the question.

 

[shuke]

Just did a little assistant coach forum stalking of my good buddy. Kind of pathetic, but on the other hand go #### your mother.

Jesus. What?

I don't understand the question.

Who was the last part of the second sentence directed to?

 

[Frostillicus]

Just did a little assistant coach forum stalking of my good buddy. Kind of pathetic, but on the other hand go #### your mother.

Jesus. What?

I don't understand the question.

Who was the last part of the second sentence directed to?

You, probably.

 

[jplvr]

My link

You were one post early with this.

Lol at Jones and Ingram.

I thought Ingram was a decent pick where I took him. Jones was almost schtick at that point.

 

[jplvr]

managed to get them posted through photobucket.

http://anyad.rulez.org/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=52442&g2_serialNumber=3

 

[kotzwinkle]

managed to get them posted through photobucket.

http://anyad.rulez.org/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=52442&g2_serialNumber=3

hmm. there's at least one comment on them, so they're showing up for at some people.is it giving you a red x or what?

 

[kotzwinkle]

managed to get them posted through photobucket.

http://anyad.rulez.org/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=52442&g2_serialNumber=3

hmm. there's at least one comment on them, so they're showing up for at some people.is it giving you a red x or what?

Are you the guy with the huge rooster?

I refuse to open that thread. I assumed it was for JAA.

 

[shamwow!]

anyone have any idea where i could market a Ronnie Van Zant (lynyrd skynyrd) painting?

I'll take a pic. How much you asking? ,S

Now that I've recovered from Vegas, I thought I would share some of the highlights, but with my recent history I'm afraid I'll get another time out, so I'm going to do it in the form of a mad lib.

Hired two ______ who didn't wear any __________ during the draft. Both were very friendly. During the draft, when someone was on the clock one of the __________ would climb onto the guy's ________ and rub her ___________ in his face. The picks that resulted were pretty much random. Between that and the fact that everyone was drunk and most people also ate ______ brownies and also went through a mound of __________, most people's drafts were terrible. I drafted a QB and 3 straight WRs in my first 4 picks.

After the draft one of the ____________ joined us in going out, and ended up __________ one of the guys.

I'll post pics at _________.

It's like a GMTAN Mad Lib

My kid is Facebook friends with this girl. Yes, it is her real name.

I am NOT clicking that link:iclickedit:

 

[jplvr]

I'm pretyt drunk. Going to be d now. sUrprisingly not eating bread fro over a week affects you r alchohol tolerence.

 

[JbizzleMan]

My kid is Facebook friends with this girl. Yes, it is her real name.

The hot one? First one on the list?

 

[shamwow!]

brunette showing cleavage behind home plate/third base side at the Brewers game> i want you have your babies

Furley> YWIA

AMAZING!

Really?

You have a problem with hot chicks with big breasteses buying season tickets and sitting behind home plate so the nation can see their ta-tas?

 

[gamera]

Jeebus, buying a car is harder than it has to be. Was at a dealership past ten o'clock tonight, and I have to go back tomorrow to pick up the fracking car.

 

[YSR]

Jeebus, buying a car is harder than it has to be. Was at a dealership past ten o'clock tonight, and I have to go back tomorrow to pick up the fracking car.

Convertible?

 

[gamera]

Jeebus, buying a car is harder than it has to be. Was at a dealership past ten o'clock tonight, and I have to go back tomorrow to pick up the fracking car.

Convertible?

No, my hair will fit in a regular Altima. I didn't even need the moonroof.

 

[ren hoek]

Going to hook up with the coworker that I've been sleeping with tonight in an effort to take my mind off Judy Wang.

I had this idea that it would be noble and well-intentioned of me if I left her alone and focused on the new girl, that this would somehow subconsciously increase my chances of successfully courting her.

But I think this will help me take my mind off the new girl and look at the big picture a little more patiently. I'd rather handle my business and keep my cool than forsake the girl that's been taking care of me on the offchance that the new girl is as interested in me as I am in her. This is the correct play right?

 

[dharmapunk]

12-team PPR. Going for a stars/studs thing, but my big targets at RB (McCoy, Rice) went really high. Forte was pretty reach-y, but it is PPR. Like my bench and QB values a lot.QB: Freeman - $4RB: McFadden - $34RB: F. Jones - $20WR: White - $37WR: Bryant - $25WR: Lloyd - $23FL: Forte - $30TE: Pettigrew - $4K: Bironas - $1DEF: NYG - $1BN: Moreno - $8BN: Bess - $2BN: Starks - $2BN: Woodhead - $2BN: Orton - $1BN: Scott - $6 (this was all my remaining balance)

Like your RBs. I also think Pettigrew could have a Vernon Davis type year if Detroit finally clicks. Is anyone else really wary of drafting Denver's offense though? I didn't watch many Broncos games last year, but Lloyd strikes me as a guy who benefited from a system/coach that's no longer there. I don't think he'll be a complete bust, but 1000/8 is his ceiling at best, and I'm expecting much worse. Orton is ok for a bkup, but he also scares me.

 

[dharmapunk]

brunette showing cleavage behind home plate/third base side at the Brewers game> i want you have your babies

Furley> YWIA

AMAZING!

Really?

You have a problem with hot chicks with big breasteses buying season tickets and sitting behind home plate so the nation can see their ta-tas?

Shuke doesn't like breasts. :notebook updated:

 

[Tiger Fan]

What are some good iphone games that don't require network connections so I can can dl to play on the plane

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

GM's long lost non-albino brother

so no one else thinks this guy looks just like GM with a little sun?

 

[urbanhack]

if you guys need me, i'll be in the shark pool all day today.

 

[charvik]

Going to hook up with the coworker that I've been sleeping with tonight in an effort to take my mind off Judy Wang.

I had this idea that it would be noble and well-intentioned of me if I left her alone and focused on the new girl, that this would somehow subconsciously increase my chances of successfully courting her.

But I think this will help me take my mind off the new girl and look at the big picture a little more patiently. I'd rather handle my business and keep my cool than forsake the girl that's been taking care of me on the offchance that the new girl is as interested in me as I am in her. This is the correct play right?

no, not if they are both working at the same place.Just find another girl to sleep with while you are going after the girl you like. Just don't have them potentially knowing each other.

 

[YSR]

Will I be persecuted if I post my lineup in here? My auto-draft went okay, but I have a RB who is on IR and I'd like some help with who to pick up off of the WW tonight.

 

[guru_007]

Arian Foster went 13th last night...wtf was up with that.

My team sucks, would post lineup for help, but considering I asked for help about 3 weeks ago and got nothing.....I'd expect more of the same here

 

[El Floppo]

Arian Foster went 13th last night...wtf was up with that.My team sucks, would post lineup for help, but considering I asked for help about 3 weeks ago and got nothing.....I'd expect more of the same here

Who were the top 5?

 

[guru_007]

Rice, Peterson, Charles, Rodgers, Rivers

(league went a little QB crazy in round 1/2, and by a little, I mean a lot - but I suck at fantasy football so it was probably the proverbial "shark" move)

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

I just want to post an old legendary GM offering from the co-worker thread ...

Dear Bathroom Play-by-Play/Color Commentator Guy -

When I took this job back in July, I was rather disturbed to learn that the one bathroom in the entire office was located exactly 15 feet from your desk. Throughout my life, I have enjoyed furtive facilities, lightly trafficked and undisturbed. At my last job, I would pass on the frenetic Mens Room located adjacent to our office doors and opted instead to venture to the quiet 12th floor, where I could poop in utter solitude. Moreover, I consider taking a crap on the company dime my God given right and do my best reading while tucked away in locked isolation.

Furthermore, when our boss forewarned me that you would make my pooping life here at the office a humiliating experience, I was dumbfounded and didn't quite understand the admonishment. He chuckled and said "Just you wait..."

Unfortunately, I couldn't wait, thanks to a healthy heaping of black beans the night prior and thermos full of black coffee that morning. So I grabbed some reading material, went into the bathroom, locked the door and sat. I took a moment to admire the clean facilities, the wicker basket full of magazines and newspapers, the expensive artwork and all the candles. The bathroom even has a lovely shower attached. If ever there was a place designed to enjoy a daily dump, this is it.

And then it started. I let out muted warning shot before the cannon fodder hit the bowl. No sooner did that one note tune exit my body did I hear the cackling sounds of your high pitched laugh, follwed by a loud, obnoxious "WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA". For a moment, I thought a hyena had entered the building. Then I remembered our boss's warning and knew right away that you were a debase, deranged version of the SNL "Copy Man" played by Rob Schnieder.

In the weeks and months since, I have been treated to rousing applause and several barked out, creative phrases like "Hey, we're trying to run a business out here" or "Oh my god, somebody has diarrhea" or my favorite "Dude, I'm on the phone!". It doesn't matter how hard I try to make as little noise as possible in there, it's as if you have a stethoscope to the door. You have taken what used to be an enjoyable workday past time and turned it into a traumatic experience. And I'm not alone. Everybody in the office is subject to your maniacal cat calls and turd analysis. What sucks is that when we try to flip the tables on you, you just laugh it off and feed on it. You come out of the bathroom holding up your arms like Rocky Balboa.

Not only do you yell and scream anytime you hear a fart, but you have been counting how many times each of us goes in there. If I go twice in a day, you say "Dude, what's wrong with you?" as if going twice in a day is abnormal. The day I went thrice, I thought you were going to call Ripley's. My poor boss installed a weather strip at the bottom of the door thinking that would help. Didn't work. Our poor analyst from India is so afraid of you that he drives to the grocery store to do his business. It's not funny. Also not funny is that you are a former body building champion who wakes up at 2am to work out every single day and could break me in half with your nostrils. Knock it the hell off. Let us poop in peace.

Sweet Kisses,

Poophobic

 

[El Floppo]

Will I be persecuted if I post my lineup in here? My auto-draft went okay, but I have a RB who is on IR and I'd like some help with who to pick up off of the WW tonight.

Was it Yahoo?Years ago you could essentially rig Yahoo autodrafts by eliminating all the TEs and Ks and Ds but the top few so the team wouldn't autodraft a 2nd one as it often did. That would leave you with extra WRs and RBs while other teams were stuck with backup Ks and TEs. Look at me.

 

[El Floppo]

Rice, Peterson, Charles, Rodgers, Rivers(league went a little QB crazy in round 1/2, and by a little, I mean a lot - but I suck at fantasy football so it was probably the proverbial "shark" move)

Rice at 1? damn... was hoping he'd be available to me at 4 in my $$ draft next week. But I guess with Johnson's hold-out and Foster's hammy, they've dropped down.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

so, this thread should be moved to the Shark Pool now?

 

[El Floppo]

so, this thread should be moved to the Shark Pool now?

Aaron- I am literally petrified of going over there. This is about as close as I get to FF.