GM's thread about nothing (34 Viewers)

[YSR]

so, this thread should be moved to the Shark Pool now?

Aaron- I am literally petrified of going over there. This is about as close as I get to FF.

This is me as well.

 

[JbizzleMan]

Stomach flu for the last 3 days. I have to fly across country tonight. Yay me.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

actually, with all the Rate My Team posts lately, it's probably a better fit in the Asst Coaches Forum. PatsFan## will probably become a major contributor to this behemoth.

 

[El Floppo]

actually, with all the Rate My Team posts lately, it's probably a better fit in the Asst Coaches Forum. PatsFan## will probably become a major contributor to this behemoth.

Mr Gates?

 

[eoMMan]

GM's long lost non-albino brother

so no one else thinks this guy looks just like GM with a little sun?

Looks more like Chef Ramsey to me.

 

[FDASv2.0]

What are some good iphone games that don't require network connections so I can can dl to play on the plane

Ones I like, most are well known:Angry Birds - many versionsPlants vs. Zombies - my favorite by farArmy of Darkness - another tower defense gameBejeweled 2 - free right nowCut The RopePaperboy SDAll of these have online components, but you can play offline as well.

 

[McJose]

My kid is Facebook friends with this girl. Yes, it is her real name.

The hot one? First one on the list?

I don't know...only one name comes up for me...Judith

 

[JbizzleMan]

My kid is Facebook friends with this girl. Yes, it is her real name.

The hot one? First one on the list?

I don't know...only one name comes up for me...Judith

Is she hot?

 

[Drifter]

Now that I've recovered from Vegas, I thought I would share some of the highlights, but with my recent history I'm afraid I'll get another time out, so I'm going to do it in the form of a mad lib.Hired two ______ who didn't wear any __________ during the draft. Both were very friendly. During the draft, when someone was on the clock one of the __________ would climb onto the guy's ________ and rub her ___________ in his face. The picks that resulted were pretty much random. Between that and the fact that everyone was drunk and most people also ate ______ brownies and also went through a mound of __________, most people's drafts were terrible. I drafted a QB and 3 straight WRs in my first 4 picks.After the draft one of the ____________ joined us in going out, and ended up __________ one of the guys. I'll post pics at _________.

One Vegas constant: __________ love ____________

 

[McJose]

My kid is Facebook friends with this girl. Yes, it is her real name.

The hot one? First one on the list?

I don't know...only one name comes up for me...Judith

Is she hot?

She's 16 so I wouldn't have noticed.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Now that I've recovered from Vegas, I thought I would share some of the highlights, but with my recent history I'm afraid I'll get another time out, so I'm going to do it in the form of a mad lib.Hired two ______ who didn't wear any __________ during the draft. Both were very friendly. During the draft, when someone was on the clock one of the __________ would climb onto the guy's ________ and rub her ___________ in his face. The picks that resulted were pretty much random. Between that and the fact that everyone was drunk and most people also ate ______ brownies and also went through a mound of __________, most people's drafts were terrible. I drafted a QB and 3 straight WRs in my first 4 picks.After the draft one of the ____________ joined us in going out, and ended up __________ one of the guys. I'll post pics at _________.

One Vegas constant:

___Sigfried_______ love _____Roy_______?

 

[JbizzleMan]

My kid is Facebook friends with this girl. Yes, it is her real name.

The hot one? First one on the list?

I don't know...only one name comes up for me...Judith

Is she hot?

She's 16 so I wouldn't have noticed.

 

[McJose]

My kid is Facebook friends with this girl. Yes, it is her real name.

The hot one? First one on the list?

I don't know...only one name comes up for me...Judith

Is she hot?

She's 16 so I wouldn't have noticed.

How hard is this to figure out? HER NAME IS FUNNY. If the chick you are looking at doesn't have a funny name it isn't her. I thought my link would just pull up her name and photo. If it didn't I'm sorry.

 

[FDASv2.0]

I pass a high school in my neighborhood every day on the way to work. In a moment of pure chance, as I passed by a practice field, there were the Cheerleaders practicing, the drill team lining up behind them about to practice, the Girl's soccer team doing drills on the field next to that, and the girls' cross country team running along the street that I was on.

All I could think was, "HJS would have a field day here."

I have never even met him, but this is what this thread has done to my brain.

 

[JbizzleMan]

My kid is Facebook friends with this girl. Yes, it is her real name.

The hot one? First one on the list?

I don't know...only one name comes up for me...Judith

Is she hot?

She's 16 so I wouldn't have noticed.

How hard is this to figure out? HER NAME IS FUNNY. If the chick you are looking at doesn't have a funny name it isn't her. I thought my link would just pull up her name and photo. If it didn't I'm sorry.

There are 20 different things under the name Judith Priest!!!! The first one on the list is an attractive female that doesn't reveal any details about her age. Now I have to go wipe my work computers hard drive!

 

[McJose]

My kid is Facebook friends with this girl. Yes, it is her real name.

The hot one? First one on the list?

I don't know...only one name comes up for me...Judith

Is she hot?

She's 16 so I wouldn't have noticed.

How hard is this to figure out? HER NAME IS FUNNY. If the chick you are looking at doesn't have a funny name it isn't her. I thought my link would just pull up her name and photo. If it didn't I'm sorry.

There are 20 different things under the name Judith Priest!!!! The first one on the list is an attractive female that doesn't reveal any details about her age. Now I have to go wipe my work computers hard drive!

I don't know what to tell you.

 

[JbizzleMan]

My kid is Facebook friends with this girl. Yes, it is her real name.

The hot one? First one on the list?

I don't know...only one name comes up for me...Judith

Is she hot?

She's 16 so I wouldn't have noticed.

How hard is this to figure out? HER NAME IS FUNNY. If the chick you are looking at doesn't have a funny name it isn't her. I thought my link would just pull up her name and photo. If it didn't I'm sorry.

There are 20 different things under the name Judith Priest!!!! The first one on the list is an attractive female that doesn't reveal any details about her age. Now I have to go wipe my work computers hard drive!

I don't know what to tell you.

A simple "My 16 year old kid is friends with this girl," would have a saved me a lot of trouble.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I clicked the link, saw Judith Priest, cracked a smile, and closed the page. Was really simple.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I clicked the link, saw Judith Priest, cracked a smile, and closed the page. Was really simple.

There's always someone who can make anything difficult.

 

[JbizzleMan]

I clicked the link, saw Judith Priest, cracked a smile, and closed the page. Was really simple.

There's always someone who can make anything difficult.

I didn't know it was supposed to be a joke.

 

[McJose]

I clicked the link, saw Judith Priest, cracked a smile, and closed the page. Was really simple.

There's always someone who can make anything difficult.

Correct

 

[shuke]

brunette showing cleavage behind home plate/third base side at the Brewers game> i want you have your babies

Furley> YWIA

AMAZING!

Really?

You have a problem with hot chicks with big breasteses buying season tickets and sitting behind home plate so the nation can see their ta-tas?

Of course not. I just don't think she's "AMAZING!"

 

[McJose]

brunette showing cleavage behind home plate/third base side at the Brewers game> i want you have your babies

Furley> YWIA

AMAZING!

Really?

You have a problem with hot chicks with big breasteses buying season tickets and sitting behind home plate so the nation can see their ta-tas?

Of course not. I just don't think she's "AMAZING!"

Yeah she's not. Just another example of how baseball is mind-numbing and even hardcore fans need distractions like Batting Glove Night and hot chicks in the stands to stay interested.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I kind of respect this chick because she goes to games alone, pays attention, and keeps score. Now she's going to be mobbed by horny fat dorks who read Deadspin (Furley). Kind of sad, really.

 

[Thorn]

My kid is Facebook friends with this girl. Yes, it is her real name.

The hot one? First one on the list?

I don't know...only one name comes up for me...Judith

Is she hot?

She's 16 so I wouldn't have noticed.

How hard is this to figure out? HER NAME IS FUNNY. If the chick you are looking at doesn't have a funny name it isn't her. I thought my link would just pull up her name and photo. If it didn't I'm sorry.

It does.

 

[General Malaise]

What are some good iphone games that don't require network connections so I can can dl to play on the plane

Why don't you try reading a book, Junior.

 

[General Malaise]

GM's long lost non-albino brother

so no one else thinks this guy looks just like GM with a little sun?

just not seeing the resemblance here, Dan.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

What are some good iphone games that don't require network connections so I can can dl to play on the plane

Why don't you try reading a book, Junior.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

I clicked the link, saw Judith Priest, cracked a smile, and closed the page. Was really simple.

There's always someone who can make anything difficult.

Seen this character's "dating" threads? Thought for sure bizzle was shtick.

 

[JbizzleMan]

I clicked the link, saw Judith Priest, cracked a smile, and closed the page. Was really simple.

There's always someone who can make anything difficult.

Seen this character's "dating" threads? Thought for sure bizzle was shtick.

I've got one on the hook and one circling my bait.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Need a team name for U5 co-ed soccer team. Likely with purple jerseys since thats my daughter's favorite.

 

[JbizzleMan]

Need a team name for U5 co-ed soccer team. Likely with purple jerseys since thats my daughter's favorite.

Purple Man-Eaters.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Need a team name for U5 co-ed soccer team. Likely with purple jerseys since thats my daughter's favorite.

Does "We're Going to Make Nanking Look Like a ####### Churchwomen's Ice Cream Social" fit on the front of a jersey?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Purple Horseshoes.

 

[JbizzleMan]

Need a team name for U5 co-ed soccer team. Likely with purple jerseys since thats my daughter's favorite.

The Tickle Ninjas!

 

[McJose]

Need a team name for U5 co-ed soccer team. Likely with purple jerseys since thats my daughter's favorite.

My patented youth soccer team naming system:Adjective (sometimes optional) + Jersey color + animal/creature/natural phenomena/cartoon character (bonus points for alliteration or rhyming)Examples:Big Blue Barracudas Flaming Red RaptorsPink PanthersGreen Grass-SpidersFor your daughter's team I would go with Purple Pixies and have someone airbrush the album cover for Surfer Rosa on the banner.

 

[McJose]

Need a team name for U5 co-ed soccer team. Likely with purple jerseys since thats my daughter's favorite.

Does "We're Going to Make Nanking Look Like a ####### Churchwomen's Ice Cream Social" fit on the front of a jersey?

holy crap

 

[Tiger Fan]

What are some good iphone games that don't require network connections so I can can dl to play on the plane

Why don't you try reading a book, Junior.

B/c games are more fun Dad

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Need a team name for U5 co-ed soccer team. Likely with purple jerseys since thats my daughter's favorite.

Does "We're Going to Make Nanking Look Like a ####### Churchwomen's Ice Cream Social" fit on the front of a jersey?

Good lord.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Thinking of just naming the squad "Gadzooks".

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Purple Nurples?

 

[Frostillicus]

Purple-headed Yogurt Slingers

 

[FDASv2.0]

Need a team name for U5 co-ed soccer team. Likely with purple jerseys since thats my daughter's favorite.

Pieces of BarneyPurple PassionBarney DroppingsRed and Blue Mixed: Both Crips and Bloods Love Us Equally

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Need a team name for U5 co-ed soccer team. Likely with purple jerseys since thats my daughter's favorite.

Does "We're Going to Make Nanking Look Like a ####### Churchwomen's Ice Cream Social" fit on the front of a jersey?

Not sure, but now I have a fantasy football team name for this season...Thanks GPJ!

 

[McJose]

First yokel that asks what "Nanking" is (like the guy that didn't understand 'Dunkirking') is going to get a fist in the mail from me.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Nan King was Martin Luther King's mammy, of course

DUH

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Purple Drank

 

[Limp Ditka]

Thank goodness we've been protected from discussing the dirty dirty world of pornography.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I kind of respect this chick because she goes to games alone, pays attention, and keeps score. Now she's going to be mobbed by horny fat dorks who read Deadspin (Furley). Kind of sad, really.

She wants the attention. Her Twitter followers will increase exponentially and she will get paid in drinks to make personal appearances.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

First yokel that asks what "Nanking" is (like the guy that didn't understand 'Dunkirking') is going to get a fist in the mail from me.

sorry man!