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dharmapunk
Footballguy
In LA I lived in the same neighborhood as Johnny Knoxville. Very cool guy. I'd see him heading out to work when I was walking my son (baby in a stroller then), and in the grocery store with his weekend daughter. Always nice as hell to everyone. Probably because he was drunk.
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dharmapunk
Footballguy
I don't give a squat about the Gophers, but a friend is an alumnis and enormous fan. I'll direct her over there.'Notorious T.R.E. said:
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YSR
Footballguy
:fightsinnerlatinnerd:I don't give a squat about the Gophers, but a friend is an alumnis and enormous fan. I'll direct her over there.'Notorious T.R.E. said:
mr. furley
Footballguy
'BobbyLayne said:
straight raining mid-range jumpers on the comptroller
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Sorry. alumna. Feminine nominative singular.:fightsinnerlatinnerd:I don't give a squat about the Gophers, but a friend is an alumnis and enormous fan. I'll direct her over there.'Notorious T.R.E. said:
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
If you were wondering who will be the next Most Interesting Man in the World, read that historic/memorable show thread. I posted a modest obscure concert before I read the other responses. FSS, about the only way to top the b.s. in there is to claim to have gone to the final concert of Joplin, Hendrix and the Doors - although to be fair, none of those could hold a candle to the time my buddies and I went to the 1969 Isle of Wight Festival.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
On one hand, you are correct. On the other hand, women shouldn't be allowed to go to college.FrostySorry. alumna. Feminine nominative singular.:fightsinnerlatinnerd:I don't give a squat about the Gophers, but a friend is an alumnis and enormous fan. I'll direct her over there.'Notorious T.R.E. said:
Not one of mine.
x 100000 Gay batman?
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Fictitious Concerts I've Attended
Listen, I'm not saying it's not great to be able to tell my kids/grandkids I saw the Beatles at Shea, but my gawd that sound system sucked donkey balls.
Listen, I'm not saying it's not great to be able to tell my kids/grandkids I saw the Beatles at Shea, but my gawd that sound system sucked donkey balls.
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
I'm still waiting for a picture of my suitcase wheeling midget. 
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
It was a total cluster ####, we never got within a mile of Max Yasgur's Farm. We were hungry and wet and miserable as hell. But then again, I dropped eight hits of aid and bedded 14 chicks, so the weekend wasn't a total loss.
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YSR
Footballguy
I tailed in the Wagering Thread: FIU -14 over N. Texas (line has now moved to 13.5, which will likely be my undoing)I guess no one is playing any cfb tonight?
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
I feel your pain shuke.
Sorry you have to go through this.
Had to put my dog down about 9yrs ago. My daughter was around 10. Her and my wife said good-bye, and I drove him to the vet. I remember driving away and seeing them both crying their eyes out.... It sucked
Not a fun day.
Hang in there.
Sorry you have to go through this.
Had to put my dog down about 9yrs ago. My daughter was around 10. Her and my wife said good-bye, and I drove him to the vet. I remember driving away and seeing them both crying their eyes out.... It sucked
Not a fun day.
Hang in there.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
No way I'm reading that.Someone needs to dust this room
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Did you ever find the ManU/Arsenal game? (no spoilers)I guess no one is playing any cfb tonight?
Gadzooks
Footballguy
I wanna party with this Doctor.Not sure there's much of a backstory. I'm just a goofy fun loving attention whore. I spent a quarter on a fake mustache and wore it that night for laughs. I saw an old friend that night and we partied hard...when I woke up around noon the next day I realized that thing was still plastered on there. I only had a few hours until dinner with different friends, so I kept it going. Towards the end of the night it started hurting but in the name of shtick I was determined to keep it on a few hours more. We went to the bar next door to the restaurant and I was floored by the number of chicks who just came up and grabbed it or said/asked me about it. One chick just came up and started talking to me...not two minutes later it was a full makeout session. I let her rip it off if she'd give me a kiss.I got 5 or so #'s that night.
My looks are pretty average and I'm not as stylish as you folk. But I've worn all kinds of crazy stuff. I don't do it to pick up chicks but because it's funny and causes some laughs. The wimmens are a bonus. I've worn some extremely colorful jackets, an oversized bowtie, a monkey hand puppet, a fake rubber hand, a giant party hat, nerd glasses, and the biggest gimmick of all, a crazed wig. I would sometimes bring a bag of suckers and shout "Lollipops for everybody!" That seems to work incredibly well. I can't remember everything I did but it really was for shtick...but the women - they love shticks. If you're the quiet type just wearing a suit is a
move. I've done that a few times. I used to have women randomly grab me in the bars and exclaim "Omg, my friend took a picture with you last week! Can we take a picture with you?!" And from there they'd usually buy me a drink and many a nights I hooked up with random chick. I got more booze/attention than all but the hottest of women. It becomes a feeding frenzy. People would always drag me out to the bars because I managed to quickly gather a following or would always find the after hours party. And because I had so many groupies other folk saw me with a crowd and the cycle just fed into itself. It was fun for a few years but then I fell into a relationship. I recently broke up and have slowly started going back out. Doesn't seem to be as much fun this time around. I think I'm getting old.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
By "Li'l 'Zooks" I assume you mean my son and not my... well, you know.
cosjobs
Footballguy
I took all the dogs in ncaa with BG on the money line vs IdahoDid you ever find the ManU/Arsenal game? (no spoilers)I guess no one is playing any cfb tonight?
yes thank you very much!Took 2 hours to dl, and of course the game is on FSC tonightDid you ever find the ManU/Arsenal game? (no spoilers)I guess no one is playing any cfb tonight?
YSR
Footballguy
Yesno, still want pic/details.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
:jaa:
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I ended up getting FSC because I got tired of always DL'ing games. PITA.yes thank you very much!Took 2 hours to dl, and of course the game is on FSC tonightDid you ever find the ManU/Arsenal game? (no spoilers)I guess no one is playing any cfb tonight?
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
All black guys?
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
"I can't take a kicker, it goes against my beliefs."
gamera
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Josh Freeman, any RB that isn't Woodhead or Hillis, etc. etc.
gamera
Footballguy
I thought you meant the strangers....Josh Freeman, any RB that isn't Woodhead or Hillis, etc. etc.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Is it a live draft?I thought you meant the strangers....Josh Freeman, any RB that isn't Woodhead or Hillis, etc. etc.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Don't wear a hat. That should be good enough.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Ask people who you should draft next, and pretend like it's a private message.
kotzwinkle
Footballguy
Tell them you're taking off a piece of clothing after every pick, and that at the end you're going to email them all a picture of yourself.
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
Throw out names of guys who haven't been drafted yet. Sharks love that.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
NOBODY TAKE FELIX JONES HE'S MY SLEEPER THX.
jplvr
Footballguy
Is Felix Jones available? He is? Thanks, I'll take Matt Forte.
McJose
Footballguy
Somebody complained about that when I did the Survivor draft 2 weeks ago. I made sure I mentioned at least 2 undrafted guys per round.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
On one hand, you are correct. On the other hand, women shouldn't be allowed to go to college.FrostySorry. alumna. Feminine nominative singular.:fightsinnerlatinnerd:I don't give a squat about the Gophers, but a friend is an alumnis and enormous fan. I'll direct her over there.'Notorious T.R.E. said:
Not one of mine.
kotzwinkle
Footballguy
copy and paste random studs posts, or maybe his entire book about indian janet
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
Tecumseh
Footballguy
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McJose
Footballguy
I reposted FFmaster's epic tale for them.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Wow, that was cold.You, probably.Who was the last part of the second sentence directed to?I don't understand the question.Jesus.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
"Jewish players get double points right? That's how we play in my other league."
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Cal joined the Cub Scouts tonight. Mrs. SLB "told" me about this as we were moving apparently. She thinks I was against it because I think it is dorky. This is true but my main concern is I don't want him getting molested. They just got home and my worries are completely unfounded except the part where Cal said it was embarrassing because they had to do a "skit" where they all had to stick their butts in the air.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Seriously? :whoosh:There are 20 different things under the name Judith Priest!!!! The first one on the list is an attractive female that doesn't reveal any details about her age. Now I have to go wipe my work computers hard drive!How hard is this to figure out? HER NAME IS FUNNY. If the chick you are looking at doesn't have a funny name it isn't her. I thought my link would just pull up her name and photo. If it didn't I'm sorry.Is she hot?I don't know...only one name comes up for me...JudithThe hot one? First one on the list?
She's 16 so I wouldn't have noticed.
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