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McJose
Footballguy
I already called dibs, slappy.OMGOMGOMG Homer wants to touch.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Take your shot. No guts, no hilarity.'mr. furley said:
mr. furley
Footballguy
seems mr. whipple does not like when coaches go off on their players
Josie Maran
Footballguy
I will kill you and everyone you know.I already called dibs, slappy.OMGOMGOMG Homer wants to touch.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I hope you were still able to keep Witten.I already dropped Pettigrew ($4), and picked up Bush. I traded Moreno ($8, my RB4) straight up for him ($19).The other guy got boned pretty badly on RB's due to auto-draft, and he had Vernon Davis, soooo.'Frostillicus said:
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Page 2? Unacceptable.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Taught a class how to freewrite today. Write about anything for 10 minutes, grammar and structure be damned. Most wrote about their lives, college, family, etc.
One guy writes about how rock musicians of color in the 1980s were marginalized by the media as "black rockers," then goes off on a discussion about Bad Brains.
I'm going to like this guy.
One guy writes about how rock musicians of color in the 1980s were marginalized by the media as "black rockers," then goes off on a discussion about Bad Brains.
I'm going to like this guy.
McJose
Footballguy
Nice. Tell him to give me 5 pages on 24-7 Spyz.Taught a class how to freewrite today. Write about anything for 10 minutes, grammar and structure be damned. Most wrote about their lives, college, family, etc.One guy writes about how rock musicians of color in the 1980s were marginalized by the media as "black rockers," then goes off on a discussion about Bad Brains.I'm going to like this guy.
McJose
Footballguy
Then you'll have to kill Rochelle since I know her...Biblically.I will kill you and everyone you know.I already called dibs, slappy.OMGOMGOMG Homer wants to touch.
McJose
Footballguy
Go into advertizing. I always wanted to be didn't/couldn't. Do it for me!
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Sup Dorks?
McJose
Footballguy
You looking in two mirrors?
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
My desk is surrounded with carnival mirrors.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Update?
dharmapunk
Footballguy
My hipster/professor friends are urging me to make t-shirts based on my Facebook shtick.
Is it crazy that I'm actually considering it?
I've worked as an underground street artist (not a very good one, but there it is). I could design some crap. Hipsters buy t-shirts. I need money. Perfect storm coming?
At the very least I could whip up something ironic with a cat and get Tanner and Bob as customers.
Is it crazy that I'm actually considering it?
I've worked as an underground street artist (not a very good one, but there it is). I could design some crap. Hipsters buy t-shirts. I need money. Perfect storm coming?
At the very least I could whip up something ironic with a cat and get Tanner and Bob as customers.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Looks like I battled back to 10-9. (11-8 if you homered up with me on MN) Not awful I guess.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I noticed yesterday that the cat shirt is getting dangerously worn.
:blink::headexplode::confetti:
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I'll link you on my blog, you'll get literally 10s of hits.
McJose
Footballguy
Yeah mine isn't looking so hot. I'm not a big fan of the quality of shirts that threadless.com uses. They need to go Beefy-T.I noticed yesterday that the cat shirt is getting dangerously worn.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Lets see, get the bad new out of the way first. My GB's Father died Friday night. Alztheimer's claims another victim. My GB is one of the few people that I went to grade school, high school & college with. :( My bum, hippie, little sister called my parents from the emergency room Saturday night. As previously mentioned, there isn't any way to contact her and my parents haven't heard back from her since then so they are worried sick.
Now the better stuff. There was a fish fry Sunday back in the old hood, this would be two house ago, and no way was I drinking a driving. So a cab one way, without a tip, was $63. From there we met some friends at the casino for dinner. After dinner Mrs. SLB and myself found some new sic game, 6 card poker. We met another couple from Chicago at the table and I don't know what it is about you Chicago folks but I've never met a one of you I didn't like. I had the table going pretty good, possibly due to double Absolute & Red Bulls, and everybody was having a good time. This Chicago guy starts with "I LOVE THIS GUY" stuff directed towards me then starts buying me & Mrs. SLB drinks, Jaegerbombs and I don't remember what else. He had to spend a good $100 on drinks on us. I don't remember the cab ride home. I do however remember walking in the door, ripping Mrs. SLB's clothes off and what not......when she says I doubt you are getting a hard on before I or both of us pass out. She was right.
Now the better stuff. There was a fish fry Sunday back in the old hood, this would be two house ago, and no way was I drinking a driving. So a cab one way, without a tip, was $63. From there we met some friends at the casino for dinner. After dinner Mrs. SLB and myself found some new sic game, 6 card poker. We met another couple from Chicago at the table and I don't know what it is about you Chicago folks but I've never met a one of you I didn't like. I had the table going pretty good, possibly due to double Absolute & Red Bulls, and everybody was having a good time. This Chicago guy starts with "I LOVE THIS GUY" stuff directed towards me then starts buying me & Mrs. SLB drinks, Jaegerbombs and I don't remember what else. He had to spend a good $100 on drinks on us. I don't remember the cab ride home. I do however remember walking in the door, ripping Mrs. SLB's clothes off and what not......when she says I doubt you are getting a hard on before I or both of us pass out. She was right.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
I've heard that the Twins Cities are a hipster capital. No shtick. It's like an oasis of cool in the desert of corn and jesus.
McJose
Footballguy
That should have been part of the bad news section.Lets see, get the bad new out of the way first. My GB's Father died Friday night. Alztheimer's claims another victim. My GB is one of the few people that I went to grade school, high school & college with. :( My bum, hippie, little sister called my parents from the emergency room Saturday night. As previously mentioned, there isn't any way to contact her and my parents haven't heard back from her since then so they are worried sick.Now the better stuff. There was a fish fry Sunday back in the old hood, this would be two house ago, and no way was I drinking a driving. So a cab one way, without a tip, was $63. From there we met some friends at the casino for dinner. After dinner Mrs. SLB and myself found some new sic game, 6 card poker. We met another couple from Chicago at the table and I don't know what it is about you Chicago folks but I've never met a one of you I didn't like. I had the table going pretty good, possibly due to double Absolute & Red Bulls, and everybody was having a good time. This Chicago guy starts with "I LOVE THIS GUY" stuff directed towards me then starts buying me & Mrs. SLB drinks, Jaegerbombs and I don't remember what else. He had to spend a good $100 on drinks on us. I don't remember the cab ride home. I do however remember walking in the door, ripping Mrs. SLB's clothes off and what not......when she says I doubt you are getting a hard on before I or both of us pass out. She was right.
you have to buy drinks at the casino? You sure this was Chicago and not Hayward, Wisconsin.Lets see, get the bad new out of the way first. My GB's Father died Friday night. Alztheimer's claims another victim. My GB is one of the few people that I went to grade school, high school & college with. :( My bum, hippie, little sister called my parents from the emergency room Saturday night. As previously mentioned, there isn't any way to contact her and my parents haven't heard back from her since then so they are worried sick.Now the better stuff. There was a fish fry Sunday back in the old hood, this would be two house ago, and no way was I drinking a driving. So a cab one way, without a tip, was $63. From there we met some friends at the casino for dinner. After dinner Mrs. SLB and myself found some new sic game, 6 card poker. We met another couple from Chicago at the table and I don't know what it is about you Chicago folks but I've never met a one of you I didn't like. I had the table going pretty good, possibly due to double Absolute & Red Bulls, and everybody was having a good time. This Chicago guy starts with "I LOVE THIS GUY" stuff directed towards me then starts buying me & Mrs. SLB drinks, Jaegerbombs and I don't remember what else. He had to spend a good $100 on drinks on us. I don't remember the cab ride home. I do however remember walking in the door, ripping Mrs. SLB's clothes off and what not......when she says I doubt you are getting a hard on before I or both of us pass out. She was right.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
That should have been part of the bad news section.Lets see, get the bad new out of the way first. My GB's Father died Friday night. Alztheimer's claims another victim. My GB is one of the few people that I went to grade school, high school & college with. :( My bum, hippie, little sister called my parents from the emergency room Saturday night. As previously mentioned, there isn't any way to contact her and my parents haven't heard back from her since then so they are worried sick.Now the better stuff. There was a fish fry Sunday back in the old hood, this would be two house ago, and no way was I drinking a driving. So a cab one way, without a tip, was $63. From there we met some friends at the casino for dinner. After dinner Mrs. SLB and myself found some new sic game, 6 card poker. We met another couple from Chicago at the table and I don't know what it is about you Chicago folks but I've never met a one of you I didn't like. I had the table going pretty good, possibly due to double Absolute & Red Bulls, and everybody was having a good time. This Chicago guy starts with "I LOVE THIS GUY" stuff directed towards me then starts buying me & Mrs. SLB drinks, Jaegerbombs and I don't remember what else. He had to spend a good $100 on drinks on us. I don't remember the cab ride home. I do however remember walking in the door, ripping Mrs. SLB's clothes off and what not......when she says I doubt you are getting a hard on before I or both of us pass out. She was right.
The next morning she says I don't remember what happened after we got home last night. I replied you said you were going to sex the hell out of me this morning. Check & Mate.Link to your work? I'm in the "t-shirt business" on the side
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
We were at one of the casinos here. It's illegal for them to give away free drinks.you have to buy drinks at the casino? You sure this was Chicago and not Hayward, Wisconsin.Lets see, get the bad new out of the way first. My GB's Father died Friday night. Alztheimer's claims another victim. My GB is one of the few people that I went to grade school, high school & college with. :( My bum, hippie, little sister called my parents from the emergency room Saturday night. As previously mentioned, there isn't any way to contact her and my parents haven't heard back from her since then so they are worried sick.Now the better stuff. There was a fish fry Sunday back in the old hood, this would be two house ago, and no way was I drinking a driving. So a cab one way, without a tip, was $63. From there we met some friends at the casino for dinner. After dinner Mrs. SLB and myself found some new sic game, 6 card poker. We met another couple from Chicago at the table and I don't know what it is about you Chicago folks but I've never met a one of you I didn't like. I had the table going pretty good, possibly due to double Absolute & Red Bulls, and everybody was having a good time. This Chicago guy starts with "I LOVE THIS GUY" stuff directed towards me then starts buying me & Mrs. SLB drinks, Jaegerbombs and I don't remember what else. He had to spend a good $100 on drinks on us. I don't remember the cab ride home. I do however remember walking in the door, ripping Mrs. SLB's clothes off and what not......when she says I doubt you are getting a hard on before I or both of us pass out. She was right.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
We definitely meet our hipster quota.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Well played, sir.That should have been part of the bad news section.Lets see, get the bad new out of the way first. My GB's Father died Friday night. Alztheimer's claims another victim. My GB is one of the few people that I went to grade school, high school & college with. :( My bum, hippie, little sister called my parents from the emergency room Saturday night. As previously mentioned, there isn't any way to contact her and my parents haven't heard back from her since then so they are worried sick.Now the better stuff. There was a fish fry Sunday back in the old hood, this would be two house ago, and no way was I drinking a driving. So a cab one way, without a tip, was $63. From there we met some friends at the casino for dinner. After dinner Mrs. SLB and myself found some new sic game, 6 card poker. We met another couple from Chicago at the table and I don't know what it is about you Chicago folks but I've never met a one of you I didn't like. I had the table going pretty good, possibly due to double Absolute & Red Bulls, and everybody was having a good time. This Chicago guy starts with "I LOVE THIS GUY" stuff directed towards me then starts buying me & Mrs. SLB drinks, Jaegerbombs and I don't remember what else. He had to spend a good $100 on drinks on us. I don't remember the cab ride home. I do however remember walking in the door, ripping Mrs. SLB's clothes off and what not......when she says I doubt you are getting a hard on before I or both of us pass out. She was right.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
The best t-shirts I've come across are those J-Crew tees. They fit perfectly and are comfortable as hell. They also cost $20-25 a pop, so printing on them is out.Yeah mine isn't looking so hot. I'm not a big fan of the quality of shirts that threadless.com uses. They need to go Beefy-T.I noticed yesterday that the cat shirt is getting dangerously worn.
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Moving back home? IIRC you are from upstate?If not, and you end up in the low country, you should think about real estate. At least in Beaufort-Edisto-Hilton Head-Kiawah, e.g., the upscale golf areas, they weathered the storm pretty well. Always going to be demand for quality second home/retirement developments.
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Rochelle is my ex-wife's doppelganger. What is really weirdish is they're from the same hometown (Tianjin) and went to the same Uni.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
There's only one thing to do now: file her away for some hot imaginary lesbo scenes with the ex-wife. You know you were all thinking this too.Rochelle is my ex-wife's doppelganger. What is really weirdish is they're from the same hometown (Tianjin) and went to the same Uni.
YSR
Footballguy
Yep, Greenville. It's home and I have a ton of networking contacts. I just feel like, "hey, I'm looking for a job and I am pretty smart, completely trainable and will work hard but I don't really know what I want to do... just looking for 35-50 hours a week with benefits" isn't my best schpeel. Mr. YSR will also be looking, but he could sell black ice to shuke, so I'm not too concerned about him.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I have a furniture job going on in Greenville that has had ongoing problems for the last month. I'll give you a hundred bucks to kick this gal in the groin.
Drifter
Footballguy
Speaking of hipsters, I went to dinner at some friends of my sister's on Friday. They moved our here some time ago from NYC and my sister was in town for a conference and all work/used to work in Publishing.. While there are some elements of hipsterdom that I enjoy from time to time, the bourgeoisie intellectual, yet "grounded" (not really), I can eat or listen to somethign stranger than you can mentality can be exhausting. At one point a strange vegan chick came and started talking to two of them in a weird one way Q&A. Turns out they have a "band" (lots of screeching and disharmonic, amorphous noise apparently) and she was doing some kind of interview for some hipster rag.
That said, the food was fantastic (Organic beet and goat cheese homemade fresh raviolis), as was the weed and most of the conversation.
That said, the food was fantastic (Organic beet and goat cheese homemade fresh raviolis), as was the weed and most of the conversation.
YSR
Footballguy
INHeading up next Wednesday.
Tecumseh
Footballguy
[woz]So what's the problem?[/woz]I do however remember walking in the door, ripping Mrs. SLB's clothes off and what not......when she says I doubt you are getting a hard on before I...pass out. She was right.
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
McJose
Footballguy
Little help for those of us not in NYC?
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Sorry, forget that's a local story few outside of lower Manhattan are following.They have been periodically testing the water of the reflecting pool memorial; it's somewhat rare to go by or be looking at it when the water is on. Monday it will be turned on for reals.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
[woz]So what's the problem?[/woz]I do however remember walking in the door, ripping Mrs. SLB's clothes off and what not......when she says I doubt you are getting a hard on before I...pass out. She was right.
McJose
Footballguy
Oh, awesome. For a moment there I thought that was the foundation for something and Hurricane Katrina or whatever you people had flooded it.
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Don't forget about that 4 second earthquake that almost toppled the skyline.
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