GM's thread about nothing (33 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

So if you're with a 19 year old virgin and put it in for a minute but she says to stop because it hurts...did you bag a 19 year old virgin?Need a ruling here.

You actually stopped?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You guys are weird.

When I eat M&Ms I just eat them right out of the bag.

Except for the blue ones. I put those in my rectum.

???

Is that Ed Powers?

You telll me.

 

[McJose]

So if you're with a 19 year old virgin and put it in for a minute but she says to stop because it hurts...did you bag a 19 year old virgin?Need a ruling here.

You actually stopped?

He actually believed that it hurt?

 

[Josie Maran]

So if you're with a 19 year old virgin and put it in for a minute but she says to stop because it hurts...did you bag a 19 year old virgin?Need a ruling here.

You actually stopped?

He actually believed that it hurt?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So if you're with a 19 year old virgin and put it in for a minute but she says to stop because it hurts...did you bag a 19 year old virgin?Need a ruling here.

You actually stopped?

He actually believed that it hurt?

"The last time I had anything that big in there it had Tampax written on it."

 

[El Floppo]

People who pray are not mocked enough, frankly.

And certainly not often enough by furries

hfs but I thought they were called Plushies?

 

[Bogart]

So if you're with a 19 year old virgin and put it in for a minute but she says to stop because it hurts...did you bag a 19 year old virgin?Need a ruling here.

Do you check ID when they are that young? I might need this info down the road.

 

[McJose]

You guys are weird.

When I eat M&Ms I just eat them right out of the bag.

Except for the blue ones. I put those in my rectum.

???

Is that Ed Powers?

You telll me.

No, no it isn't.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

You guys are weird.

When I eat M&Ms I just eat them right out of the bag.

Except for the blue ones. I put those in my rectum.

???

Is that Ed Powers?

You telll me.

No, no it isn't.

Ed Gein?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[Good Posting Judge]

chat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Golden Gofers chat.

 

[dharmapunk]

I had a bag of Skittles with my lunch. I eat a bag the same way everytime. Open it up completely, letting all the Skittles lay available on my desk. I don't seperate them into colors, but I eat them one at a time: all the yellow, then all the green, then all the red, then all the purple, then all the orange.I might have issues.

I do the same with M&Ms, except that I group them into pairs based on color. I then eat them pair by pair, so that my back teeth are getting an equal amount of sugar. Then, I have the scraps. It's tough, but I make it through.

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

This is the best post I've read in the GMTAN. I salute you sir, and your mad quest.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I wish there were roads that only white people could drive on.

 

[Bogart]

I wish there were roads that only white people could drive on.

Toll roads?

 

[John Bender]

I wish there were roads that only white people could drive on.

I wish white people would stop backing into parking spaces. Have you ever seen a black person back into a parking space? NEVER....not once.

 

[McJose]

I had a bag of Skittles with my lunch. I eat a bag the same way everytime. Open it up completely, letting all the Skittles lay available on my desk. I don't seperate them into colors, but I eat them one at a time: all the yellow, then all the green, then all the red, then all the purple, then all the orange.I might have issues.

I do the same with M&Ms, except that I group them into pairs based on color. I then eat them pair by pair, so that my back teeth are getting an equal amount of sugar. Then, I have the scraps. It's tough, but I make it through.

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

This is the best post I've read in the GMTAN. I salute you sir, and your mad quest.

Waiting for Thorn to man-up and credit where he got this.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I had a bag of Skittles with my lunch. I eat a bag the same way everytime. Open it up completely, letting all the Skittles lay available on my desk. I don't seperate them into colors, but I eat them one at a time: all the yellow, then all the green, then all the red, then all the purple, then all the orange.I might have issues.

I do the same with M&Ms, except that I group them into pairs based on color. I then eat them pair by pair, so that my back teeth are getting an equal amount of sugar. Then, I have the scraps. It's tough, but I make it through.

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

This is the best post I've read in the GMTAN. I salute you sir, and your mad quest.

Waiting for Thorn to man-up and credit where he got this.

 

[YSR]

I had a bag of Skittles with my lunch. I eat a bag the same way everytime. Open it up completely, letting all the Skittles lay available on my desk. I don't seperate them into colors, but I eat them one at a time: all the yellow, then all the green, then all the red, then all the purple, then all the orange.I might have issues.

I do the same with M&Ms, except that I group them into pairs based on color. I then eat them pair by pair, so that my back teeth are getting an equal amount of sugar. Then, I have the scraps. It's tough, but I make it through.

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

This is the best post I've read in the GMTAN. I salute you sir, and your mad quest.

Waiting for Thorn to man-up and credit where he got this.

Thorn has some first world issues t deal with right now. I'm sure he'll be along shortly.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I wish there were roads that only white people could drive on.

I wish white people would stop backing into parking spaces. Have you ever seen a black person back into a parking space? NEVER....not once.

I think black women are the worst drivers. Maybe it's just our area, but they honestly do not seem to give two ####s if they crash into you or not.

 

[EYLive]

Kanye West or Lil Wayne for the love of christ. This isn't 1985 anymore.

Kanye was picked a while ago. I was thinking LL Cool J, Wayne and Lupe Fiasco.

 

[Drifter]

I wish there were roads that only white people could drive on.

I wish white people would stop backing into parking spaces. Have you ever seen a black person back into a parking space? NEVER....not once.

I think black women are the worst drivers. Maybe it's just our area, but they honestly do not seem to give two ####s if they crash into you or not.

White, middle aged women of liberal (hippie/new age) persuasion are absolutely the worst. Passive and cautious to the point of dangerous.

 

[McJose]

I wish there were roads that only white people could drive on.

I wish white people would stop backing into parking spaces. Have you ever seen a black person back into a parking space? NEVER....not once.

I think black women are the worst drivers. Maybe it's just our area, but they honestly do not seem to give two ####s if they crash into you or not.

I came up with a hypothesis a while back and so far my observations are supporting it.Worst drivers:Short, fat women...regardless of race or socio-economic status. The shorter and fatter they are the worse they are at driving.

 

[EYLive]

I wish there were roads that only white people could drive on.

I wish white people would stop backing into parking spaces. Have you ever seen a black person back into a parking space? NEVER....not once.

I think black women are the worst drivers. Maybe it's just our area, but they honestly do not seem to give two ####s if they crash into you or not.

They don't give a damn because they drive tin cans. Asian women are worse, but they at least they try (unsucessfully) to not destroy everything on the road.

 

[John Bender]

I wish there were roads that only white people could drive on.

I wish white people would stop backing into parking spaces. Have you ever seen a black person back into a parking space? NEVER....not once.

I think black women are the worst drivers. Maybe it's just our area, but they honestly do not seem to give two ####s if they crash into you or not.

Female drivers of Lexus SUVs....by far the worst and most aggressive ####s I've ever seen on the road

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I wish there were roads that only white people could drive on.

I wish white people would stop backing into parking spaces. Have you ever seen a black person back into a parking space? NEVER....not once.

I think black women are the worst drivers. Maybe it's just our area, but they honestly do not seem to give two ####s if they crash into you or not.

White, middle aged women of liberal (hippie/new age) persuasion are absolutely the worst. Passive and cautious to the point of dangerous.

ETAEven for fun, I just can't do it.My black friends/old neighbors called last night to say they are going to seriously look this weekend at moving in the same subdivision as us. Pretty happy about this. True story. It's hard to quit me.

 

[John Bender]

the worst epidemic in my hood is kids who are playing or riding their bikes in the street no longer moving OFF of the street when a car is coming.

I'm only in my 30's but when I was a kid---we played basketball or roller hockey in the street but if we saw a car coming a quarter mile away we busted our ### to get all of our #### out of the street.

Nowadays they move just enough to let you squeeze through and stare you down.

Eventually I'm going to take one of these little pricks out. No race involved here either, white, black, Armenian - kids are a ####### #######s

 

[Good Posting Judge]

the worst epidemic in my hood is kids who are playing or riding their bikes in the street no longer moving OFF of the street when a car is coming.I'm only in my 30's but when I was a kid---we played basketball or roller hockey in the street but if we saw a car coming a quarter mile away we busted our ### to get all of our #### out of the street.Nowadays they move just enough to let you squeeze through and stare you down.Eventually I'm going to take one of these little pricks out. No race involved here either, white, black, Armenian - kids are a ####### #######s

They are awful. Any white kid on a bike between the ages of 14 and 18 should probably be thrown down a well.

 

[John Bender]

the worst epidemic in my hood is kids who are playing or riding their bikes in the street no longer moving OFF of the street when a car is coming.

I'm only in my 30's but when I was a kid---we played basketball or roller hockey in the street but if we saw a car coming a quarter mile away we busted our ### to get all of our #### out of the street.

Nowadays they move just enough to let you squeeze through and stare you down.

Eventually I'm going to take one of these little pricks out. No race involved here either, white, black, Armenian - kids are a ####### #######s

Let me just add I live here:

Rhode Island

19% of Rhode Island residents are Italian American, the greatest percentage of any state. 199,180 of Rhode Island's population of 1,048,319 claim Italian ancestry.

And my town claims 31% Italian heritage.

In other words, I can't even #### with these kids or I'll have Paulie Walnuts breaking my head open. You don't know who around here is in the El Salvadorian mafia or whose father is Ray Petrarca Jr.

Drive through the little delis, coffee shops, or restaraunts at 2 PM any day of the week here. 10-11 Italian dudes with Sunglasses on sitting outside smoking cigars. My ### is going to get got eventually

 

[St. Louis Bob]

the worst epidemic in my hood is kids who are playing or riding their bikes in the street no longer moving OFF of the street when a car is coming.

I'm only in my 30's but when I was a kid---we played basketball or roller hockey in the street but if we saw a car coming a quarter mile away we busted our ### to get all of our #### out of the street.

Nowadays they move just enough to let you squeeze through and stare you down.

Eventually I'm going to take one of these little pricks out. No race involved here either, white, black, Armenian - kids are a ####### #######s

They are awful. Any white kid on a bike between the ages of 12 and 24 should probably be thrown down a well.

 

[John Bender]

the worst epidemic in my hood is kids who are playing or riding their bikes in the street no longer moving OFF of the street when a car is coming.I'm only in my 30's but when I was a kid---we played basketball or roller hockey in the street but if we saw a car coming a quarter mile away we busted our ### to get all of our #### out of the street.Nowadays they move just enough to let you squeeze through and stare you down.Eventually I'm going to take one of these little pricks out. No race involved here either, white, black, Armenian - kids are a ####### #######s

They are awful. Any white kid on a bike between the ages of 14 and 18 should probably be thrown down a well.

Glad it's not just me who notices this ####. I try to be a respectable guy, as my father was and as he taught me.But they say I'm always worrying too much about other people when I ##### about this type of stuff. Thank god.#### dude, I need some Skoal now...you got me fired up

 

[Josie Maran]

the worst epidemic in my hood is kids who are playing or riding their bikes in the street no longer moving OFF of the street when a car is coming.

I'm only in my 30's but when I was a kid---we played basketball or roller hockey in the street but if we saw a car coming a quarter mile away we busted our ### to get all of our #### out of the street.

Nowadays they move just enough to let you squeeze through and stare you down.

Eventually I'm going to take one of these little pricks out. No race involved here either, white, black, Armenian - kids are a ####### #######s

They are awful. Any white male kid on a bike between the ages of 12 and 24 should probably be thrown down a well.

 

[John Bender]

Bootney Lee Farnsworth alias rejected

 

[gamera]

You guys are weird.

When I eat M&Ms I just eat them right out of the bag.

Except for the blue ones. I put those in my rectum.

Rectum? Damn near killed him.:worldsoldestjoke:

 

[Good Posting Judge]

the worst epidemic in my hood is kids who are playing or riding their bikes in the street no longer moving OFF of the street when a car is coming.I'm only in my 30's but when I was a kid---we played basketball or roller hockey in the street but if we saw a car coming a quarter mile away we busted our ### to get all of our #### out of the street.Nowadays they move just enough to let you squeeze through and stare you down.Eventually I'm going to take one of these little pricks out. No race involved here either, white, black, Armenian - kids are a ####### #######s

They are awful. Any white kid on a bike between the ages of 14 and 18 should probably be thrown down a well.

Glad it's not just me who notices this ####. I try to be a respectable guy, as my father was and as he taught me.But they say I'm always worrying too much about other people when I ##### about this type of stuff. Thank god.#### dude, I need some Skoal now...you got me fired up

I've decided to start berating these jerkoffs. The problem with most adults is that they try to get all adult-y. #### that. I'm going to sink to their level. Talk ####, berate them. Will report back.

 

[Osaurus]

Saw this on a trolley ride through Anchorage today. Can't imagine dealing with these things in rush hour.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

the worst epidemic in my hood is kids who are playing or riding their bikes in the street no longer moving OFF of the street when a car is coming.

I'm only in my 30's but when I was a kid---we played basketball or roller hockey in the street but if we saw a car coming a quarter mile away we busted our ### to get all of our #### out of the street.

Nowadays they move just enough to let you squeeze through and stare you down.

Eventually I'm going to take one of these little pricks out. No race involved here either, white, black, Armenian - kids are a ####### #######s

They are awful. Any white male kid on a bike between the ages of 12 and 24 should probably be thrown down a well.

Trying to get rid of the competition?

 

[John Bender]

Got a company vehicle...about 2 months after I bought an Acura TL.

Acura TL due to some unfortunate circumstances has a ####ed up bumper. I mentioned it in the thread but I crashed into a telephone pole at 5 miles per hour while trying to get my dog to calm down in the back seat. It's not in bad shape but scratched bad and definitely needs to be replaced.

I owe 19K and change on it for 4 more years. It has 49K miles on it - a 2009. I drive MAYBE 250-300 miles per month so it will still have some value when paid off either way.

What's the probability I could trade it in for something cheap like a Honda Civic and lower my monthly payment? I realize I'm upside down on the thing.

Is it a complete ##### move to tack the difference on to a 12,000 dollar car and restart the loan at 5 Years? I learned my lesson about buying expensive cars - not worth the trouble and I'm just happy I settled on an Acura and not the BMW I was looking at.

Any advice in here?

 

[Josie Maran]

the worst epidemic in my hood is kids who are playing or riding their bikes in the street no longer moving OFF of the street when a car is coming.

I'm only in my 30's but when I was a kid---we played basketball or roller hockey in the street but if we saw a car coming a quarter mile away we busted our ### to get all of our #### out of the street.

Nowadays they move just enough to let you squeeze through and stare you down.

Eventually I'm going to take one of these little pricks out. No race involved here either, white, black, Armenian - kids are a ####### #######s

They are awful. Any white male kid on a bike between the ages of 12 and 24 should probably be thrown down a well.

Trying to get rid of the competition?

Exactly.

 

[krista4]

Seriously, if I get picks 1, 2 or 3 in this damn draft, which dickmitten should I take?

 

[-fish-]

First time in my life I got a warning instead of a ticket for something. Coming back from court today, a sheriff pulled up to me in the next lane and motioned for me to roll down my window. Told me my driver's side brake light was out. I said I'd take care of it, and he said "today, ok?" and left. I was so happy to not get a ticket that I actually stopped by a parts store, bought a replacement bulb and fixed it.

Krista>Adrian Peterson, Chris Johnson or Arian Foster.

 

[gamera]

Krista, let someone else draft Foster's hamstring. Sub in Ray Rice for him. I agree on Peterson and CJ.

 

[krista4]

First time in my life I got a warning instead of a ticket for something. Coming back from court today, a sheriff pulled up to me in the next lane and motioned for me to roll down my window. Told me my driver's side brake light was out. I said I'd take care of it, and he said "today, ok?" and left. I was so happy to not get a ticket that I actually stopped by a parts store, bought a replacement bulb and fixed it.Krista>Adrian Peterson, Chris Johnson or Arian Foster.

fish is back!! Or fish are back?Anyway, thanks to you and gamera.I'm mostly worried about what to do if god forbid I end up with the first pick. It just sucks mightily if I eff that up.

 

[-fish-]

First time in my life I got a warning instead of a ticket for something. Coming back from court today, a sheriff pulled up to me in the next lane and motioned for me to roll down my window. Told me my driver's side brake light was out. I said I'd take care of it, and he said "today, ok?" and left. I was so happy to not get a ticket that I actually stopped by a parts store, bought a replacement bulb and fixed it.Krista>Adrian Peterson, Chris Johnson or Arian Foster.

fish is back!! Or fish are back?Anyway, thanks to you and gamera.I'm mostly worried about what to do if god forbid I end up with the first pick. It just sucks mightily if I eff that up.

peterson's the safest.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Got a company vehicle...about 2 months after I bought an Acura TL.Acura TL due to some unfortunate circumstances has a ####ed up bumper. I mentioned it in the thread but I crashed into a telephone pole at 5 miles per hour while trying to get my dog to calm down in the back seat. It's not in bad shape but scratched bad and definitely needs to be replaced.I owe 19K and change on it for 4 more years. It has 49K miles on it - a 2009. I drive MAYBE 250-300 miles per month so it will still have some value when paid off either way.What's the probability I could trade it in for something cheap like a Honda Civic and lower my monthly payment? I realize I'm upside down on the thing.Is it a complete ##### move to tack the difference on to a 12,000 dollar car and restart the loan at 5 Years? I learned my lesson about buying expensive cars - not worth the trouble and I'm just happy I settled on an Acura and not the BMW I was looking at.Any advice in here?

If you sell the Acura today, can you afford to pay the difference in cash?Do you have to have your own car, or can you just use the company vehicle?

 

[krista4]

First time in my life I got a warning instead of a ticket for something. Coming back from court today, a sheriff pulled up to me in the next lane and motioned for me to roll down my window. Told me my driver's side brake light was out. I said I'd take care of it, and he said "today, ok?" and left. I was so happy to not get a ticket that I actually stopped by a parts store, bought a replacement bulb and fixed it.Krista>Adrian Peterson, Chris Johnson or Arian Foster.

fish is back!! Or fish are back?Anyway, thanks to you and gamera.I'm mostly worried about what to do if god forbid I end up with the first pick. It just sucks mightily if I eff that up.

peterson's the safest.

Thanks. I was leaning that way and am happy to have some reassurance.Mr. krista is also going to be in the league this year and in my conference. He hasn't paid attention to a damn thing and is asking me who's good this year. Trying to decide how competitive I want to be here. My instinct is to tell him to go #### himself. I guess my instincts aren't great.

 

[krista4]

I got draft slot 6. :(

Mr. krista got 9. :(

 

[John Bender]

Got a company vehicle...about 2 months after I bought an Acura TL.Acura TL due to some unfortunate circumstances has a ####ed up bumper. I mentioned it in the thread but I crashed into a telephone pole at 5 miles per hour while trying to get my dog to calm down in the back seat. It's not in bad shape but scratched bad and definitely needs to be replaced.I owe 19K and change on it for 4 more years. It has 49K miles on it - a 2009. I drive MAYBE 250-300 miles per month so it will still have some value when paid off either way.What's the probability I could trade it in for something cheap like a Honda Civic and lower my monthly payment? I realize I'm upside down on the thing.Is it a complete ##### move to tack the difference on to a 12,000 dollar car and restart the loan at 5 Years? I learned my lesson about buying expensive cars - not worth the trouble and I'm just happy I settled on an Acura and not the BMW I was looking at.Any advice in here?

If you sell the Acura today, can you afford to pay the difference in cash?Do you have to have your own car, or can you just use the company vehicle?

Not at the time - but payments are 440 a month. If I could find something at 300 a month for the same term, that'd be a beautiful thing.I still need a personal vehicle - company vehicle can't be driven on the weekends. I just don't need as much of a car as I stupidly bought

 

[guru_007]

Got a company vehicle...about 2 months after I bought an Acura TL.Acura TL due to some unfortunate circumstances has a ####ed up bumper. I mentioned it in the thread but I crashed into a telephone pole at 5 miles per hour while trying to get my dog to calm down in the back seat. It's not in bad shape but scratched bad and definitely needs to be replaced.I owe 19K and change on it for 4 more years. It has 49K miles on it - a 2009. I drive MAYBE 250-300 miles per month so it will still have some value when paid off either way.What's the probability I could trade it in for something cheap like a Honda Civic and lower my monthly payment? I realize I'm upside down on the thing.Is it a complete ##### move to tack the difference on to a 12,000 dollar car and restart the loan at 5 Years? I learned my lesson about buying expensive cars - not worth the trouble and I'm just happy I settled on an Acura and not the BMW I was looking at.Any advice in here?

why do you think your upside down on this thing? I see an '09 accura tl for sale on ebay with 47k miles on it for 24k.used cars are in pretty good demand right now believe it or not. Bumpers are cheap, just cosmetic damage. I'd check around on auto trader and see trade in values. Why are you looking for another car though if you have a company vehicle? Why not just try to sell it and get rid of the note and drive the company car? Also, if you are only driving 5000 miles per year, you can probably get some pretty attractive leases with low mileage if you wanted to go that route.

 

[Josie Maran]

The fact that I haven't gotten permabanned in the "11 year old daughter" thread is a testament to the benefits of self-restraint.

Jebus, I have approximately 50 jokes per post that I keep having to put in my pocket.

 

[John Bender]

Got a company vehicle...about 2 months after I bought an Acura TL.Acura TL due to some unfortunate circumstances has a ####ed up bumper. I mentioned it in the thread but I crashed into a telephone pole at 5 miles per hour while trying to get my dog to calm down in the back seat. It's not in bad shape but scratched bad and definitely needs to be replaced.I owe 19K and change on it for 4 more years. It has 49K miles on it - a 2009. I drive MAYBE 250-300 miles per month so it will still have some value when paid off either way.What's the probability I could trade it in for something cheap like a Honda Civic and lower my monthly payment? I realize I'm upside down on the thing.Is it a complete ##### move to tack the difference on to a 12,000 dollar car and restart the loan at 5 Years? I learned my lesson about buying expensive cars - not worth the trouble and I'm just happy I settled on an Acura and not the BMW I was looking at.Any advice in here?

why do you think your upside down on this thing? I see an '09 accura tl for sale on ebay with 47k miles on it for 24k.used cars are in pretty good demand right now believe it or not. Bumpers are cheap, just cosmetic damage. I'd check around on auto trader and see trade in values. Why are you looking for another car though if you have a company vehicle? Why not just try to sell it and get rid of the note and drive the company car? Also, if you are only driving 5000 miles per year, you can probably get some pretty attractive leases with low mileage if you wanted to go that route.

I still need a vehicle for the weekend. Trade in value for my car would only be 17 according to dealer I went to today, I could probably work with that a little bit.I just sort of wondered how stupid it is to roll over a car you've had a year for a cheaper car. The main goal here is to get the payments down to around 300 bucks. 450 is ridiculous when you're trying to buy a house.