GM's thread about nothing (33 Viewers)

[mr. furley]

This one sucks. GFYM.http://monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=341589

 

[YSR]

FDAS> Tickets to Auburn kicking the poop out of Clemson: procured.

check an email on occasion, fo realz.

email an account I check relatively often, fo realz.

 

[mr. furley]

Hold up...Bueno's mom died on 9/11/01?

Seriously. He hinted at it in the 9/11 paragraph thread. Anyone know?

could be truebut i heard he had a cousin in the Murrah building, a grandparent at Nagasaki, a great grandparent on the Titanic, a 3rd cousins great grandfather at Little Bighorn, etc.

 

[McJose]

Hold up...Bueno's mom died on 9/11/01?

Seriously. He hinted at it in the 9/11 paragraph thread. Anyone know?

could be truebut i heard he had a cousin in the Murrah building, a grandparent at Nagasaki, a great grandparent on the Titanic, a 3rd cousins great grandfather at Little Bighorn, etc.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Bueno's mom died on 9/11, but unrelated: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=267617&view=findpost&p=5494422

Of course, he keeps it vague.

ETA> McJose, disregard that PM I sent you then I guess.

 

[SofaKings]

Trolling through the contacts to replace my buddy who bailed on me this weekend for the Lions home opener. Under the "M's" "Melly's Cabin" and a phone number.

Leave him a message, he likes that shtick.

"hey scupper it's coach krzyskewiskiski...just want to make sure you are coming down to Duke for midnight madness. Team always looks fwd to your appearance"

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Trolling through the contacts to replace my buddy who bailed on me this weekend for the Lions home opener. Under the "M's" "Melly's Cabin" and a phone number.

Leave him a message, he likes that shtick.

"hey scupper it's coach krzyskewiskiski...just want to make sure you are coming down to Duke for midnight madness. Team always looks fwd to your appearance"

 

[Woogie Lee]

Bueno's mom died on 9/11, but unrelated: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=267617&view=findpost&p=5494422

Of course, he keeps it vague.

ETA> McJose, disregard that PM I sent you then I guess.

Scroll down to see some old-skool MoP gems.

 

[dharmapunk]

I don't know how you people can stomach that 9/11 paragraph thread. I wandered in, read half post, and ran away before I lost my sanity and account.

 

[McJose]

Bueno's mom died on 9/11, but unrelated: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=267617&view=findpost&p=5494422

Of course, he keeps it vague.

ETA> McJose, disregard that PM I sent you then I guess.

Jeez...what a creep.

 

[mr. furley]

David Garrard "wants to elevate a team to a championship... not play for an also-ran"

David Garrard

and Goodell says Pryor was suspended for, to paraphrase, "creating a situation at OSU where he would get booted from the team in order to circumvent the draft rules"

how the #### does an appeal not go through immediately if this is the NFL's reason?

 

[YSR]

I just saw an ex-boyfriend of mine (who was there as a customer) on Diners, Drive-ins and Dives - the episode on The Shack in Fairhope, AL. I've already emailed one ex (my ex from 9/11/01) this week, so I'm pretty sure I don't need to reach out to yet another one.

 

[Josie Maran]

I hate being sick. Somebody bring me some soup.

Soup cures cirrhosis?

Only if it's vodka based.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This one sucks. GFYM.http://monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=341589

You need your own syndication deal with some daily papers.

I hate being sick. Somebody bring me some soup.

Soup cures cirrhosis?

Trolling through the contacts to replace my buddy who bailed on me this weekend for the Lions home opener. Under the "M's" "Melly's Cabin" and a phone number.

Leave him a message, he likes that shtick.

"hey scupper it's coach krzyskewiskiski...just want to make sure you are coming down to Duke for midnight madness. Team always looks fwd to your appearance"

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Trolling through the contacts to replace my buddy who bailed on me this weekend for the Lions home opener. Under the "M's" "Melly's Cabin" and a phone number.

Leave him a message, he likes that shtick.

"hey scupper it's coach krzyskewiskiski...just want to make sure you are coming down to Duke for midnight madness. Team always looks fwd to your appearance"

Perfect.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I heard some gal on the radio this morning say she was "born & bred" in Mississippi. I've noticed this phrase often amongst southern folk. Is this a slave thing? YSR, feel free to help out.

I like to say 'bred and spread'.

Actually, after thinking about it, it was a black lady. Question withdrawn.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Early night home from work tonight and this note was waiting wedged in my front door.

 

[Josie Maran]

Early night home from work tonight and this note was waiting wedged in my front door.

No friggin way.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Early night home from work tonight and this note was waiting wedged in my front door.

No friggin way.

Looks like I need some curtains for the basement windows.

 

[Josie Maran]

Early night home from work tonight and this note was waiting wedged in my front door.

No friggin way.

Looks like I need some curtains for the basement windows.

Well to be fair, the note doesn't say anything about changing the situation...maybe your spectator just wants you to know you have an audience.

 

[dharmapunk]

Early night home from work tonight and this note was waiting wedged in my front door.

No friggin way.

Looks like I need some curtains for the basement windows.

This deserves its own thread.

 

[dharmapunk]

Early night home from work tonight and this note was waiting wedged in my front door.

No friggin way.

Looks like I need some curtains for the basement windows.

Well to be fair, the note doesn't say anything about changing the situation...maybe your spectator just wants you to know you have an audience.

True. You should add freakier and freakier elements to your sessions. Next time, wear a goofy clown wig. After that, wrap your keyboard with plastic wrap and toss a piece of uncooked liver on it. Aim for the liver. Let us know if any more notes come.

 

[urbanhack]

holy ####

 

[mr. furley]

Early night home from work tonight and this note was waiting wedged in my front door.

No friggin way.

Looks like I need some curtains for the basement windows.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

Early night home from work tonight and this note was waiting wedged in my front door.

Time to move again.

 

[Drifter]

Teenagers in the area? Putting these out on random doors seems like something Truck might do when he was 15 just to #### with people.

 

[Tecumseh]

Sorry, I meant to sign it.

 

[urbanhack]

how about we all go harass timschooch in the miami/NE thread in the shark pool?

Who's in?

 

[dharmapunk]

Teenagers in the area? Putting these out on random doors seems like something Truck might do when he was 15 just to #### with people.

I just got an idea...

 

[madhatter]

This one sucks. GFYM.http://monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=341589

#### you, you #### snorting assface ######.

 

[gamera]

Early night home from work tonight and this note was waiting wedged in my front door.

No friggin way.

Looks like I need some curtains for the basement windows.

I can't breathe.

 

[mr. furley]

jeebus that Koppen injury was grisly

thanks ESPN for showing us the replay in case we missed it the first time

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

GO GRONK, GO!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

My wife is in her first fantasy league this year. She's losing with only Brandon Lloyd and Patriots D/ST left. She's a bit of a tomboy so she's smarter, sports-wise, than your average female. But she had these gems tonight..

"Honey, how does this defense thing work? I keep losing points"

"Turnovers are only worth 2 points? They should be worth like 5."

Every return, verbatim - "GO! Do something good! No, don't trip! GO! <expletive>! I'm going to lose unless Brendon Lloyd has the best game ever."

 

[krista4]

I'm working on a Habitat for Humanity project in mid-October. The woman whose house we're building has five adult children. For Tanner, here are the names of her kids: Leaderick, Yoquanda, Ebony, LaShunna, and Destinee-Michell.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

This Brady kid looks decent.

 

[cosjobs]

Here's what I spent the last two years of my life building.

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

I'm working on a Habitat for Humanity project in mid-October. The woman whose house we're building has five adult children. For Tanner, here are the names of her kids: Leaderick, Yoquanda, Ebony, LaShunna, and Destinee-Michell.

Scottish?

 

[charvik]

Here's what I spent the last two years of my life building.

Looks great! Let me know when GM moves in.

 

[gamera]

Here's what I spent the last two years of my life building.

It took two years to build a website?

 

[cosjobs]

Here's what I spent the last two years of my life building.

It took two years to build a website?

Couldn't decide on the font

 

[nephilim]

sitting in the north central ga mountains (hills) just a stones throw from jasper. it is our draft weekend. golf friday/saturday. draft on saturday night. out on the porch drinking some b&b and smoking a nice cigar. everyone else is down for the night... sleeping on the porch (like always). hoping the clouds blow in - just like last time we were here. there is nothing like sleeping outisde and having clouds wafting over you...

much beer and steak in the future...

chilling with a little iron&wine... sleep is not near...

and i brought my own fraking tv - the only hd that has sound that works... the house tv has a nice picture but no sound...

direct tv/nfl ticket - can''t beat it.... (also brought my own direct boxes)...

it will be a glorious weekend...

What are you going with?

just my everyday smoke - nica libre maduro in a 7x50. a nice $3 stick that is every bit as good as some of the $6-8 sticks i like. not a cao maduro or a padron PAM, but a nice, consistent smoke... when you smoke 5-8 per day, price starts to matter...

 

[Thorn]

I'm working on a Habitat for Humanity project in mid-October. The woman whose house we're building has five adult children. For Tanner, here are the names of her kids: Leaderick, Yoquanda, Ebony, LaShunna, and Destinee-Michell.

Did anyone happen to catch Jamie Oliver's kids names? He just had another:

Update: Baby’s name is Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver and he weighed in at 6 lbs., 9 oz. ...The new addition was born naturally Wednesday, Sept. 15 in London and joins big sisters Petal Blossom Rainbow, 17 months, Daisy Boo Pamela, 7, and Poppy Honey Rosie, 8½.

 

[mr. furley]

oh for #### sake

 

[dharmapunk]

Polish power!

 

[mr. furley]

Polish power!

impressive. even in that stadium.

 

[Drifter]

Didn't really watch much of either game but managed to catch both record tying plays from the night live. Good timing

 

[General Malaise]

Here's what I spent the last two years of my life building.

That's outstanding.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I wish I was old.

Unrelated, here's another comic.

http://monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=341598