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GM's thread about nothing (28 Viewers)
- Thread starter General Malaise
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sup dude?
super heroes involved?
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
link?
McJose
Footballguy
Ahhh...I wasn't sure of the scale. Couldn't tell if they were mice or rats.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
'Good said:
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I already won this iargument, try and keep up.'Good said:
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Stop it.I already won this iargument, try and keep up.'Good said:
Bogart
Footballguy
Joined a "Biggest Loser" contest at work yesterday. 10 weeks and who ever loses the most weight wins all the money. Set up a simple meal plan, and going with only water to drink.
I can handle the food, and the lack of booze, but the headaches caused by lack of caffeine are about to make me kill someone.
I can handle the food, and the lack of booze, but the headaches caused by lack of caffeine are about to make me kill someone.
Drifter
Footballguy
Diet soda in moderation is fine.
coffee bad for weight loss if you drink it black with no sugar?
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Bogart
Footballguy
Can't stand the taste of diet soda.
I am more likely to go with hot tea, but wanted to try a bit of "cleansing" first. I hear the headaches go away after about three days.
JbizzleMan
Footballguy
What did you do with them?
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Coffee has very few calories. Plus it speeds up the metabolism so you digest food better.ETA: like Rudi said - black with no sugar. Drink water and black coffee exclusively (with maybe some Coke Zero on occasion) and it will help a lot.
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Josie Maran
Footballguy
Kabobs?What did you do with them?
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
stuck them in my buttWhat did you do with them?
JbizzleMan
Footballguy
Alive?stuck them in my buttWhat did you do with them?
Drifter
Footballguy
Have you tried the Coke Zero/Pepsi Max varieties? They're somewhere between the Diets and the regular in flavor. You actually will be surprised at how quickly you adapt.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
this focuses more on Diet Soda, this suggests that coffee doesn't help.Since coffee is acid based, and ideally blood should be slightly on the alkaline side, your body needs to unnecessarily utilize alkaline based nutrients to help digest it to maintain balance.
Bogart
Footballguy
My apologies, I didn't have much more to contribute today.
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
indeed. and some girls in bondage gear too.
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Here's something to occupy you until the diet conversation is done.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
I had a salad for lunch.....but it had bacon in it.
McJose
Footballguy
Stupid, old joke (that made me laugh)I heard today:
The fastest talking Fuller Brush salesman in the territory goes to this farm house. A very attractive woman answers the door. Her husband is out running errands. It only takes the salesman a few minutes to sweet-talk her into the bedroom.
Just as the salesman drops his pants the husband bursts into the room with a shotgun and yells "What the hell is going on here!?!"
The salesman continues to lower his pants and replies "I'll tell you the same thing I told your wife...if you don't buy some of my brushes I'm going to take a #### right here on your bedroom floor."
The fastest talking Fuller Brush salesman in the territory goes to this farm house. A very attractive woman answers the door. Her husband is out running errands. It only takes the salesman a few minutes to sweet-talk her into the bedroom.
Just as the salesman drops his pants the husband bursts into the room with a shotgun and yells "What the hell is going on here!?!"
The salesman continues to lower his pants and replies "I'll tell you the same thing I told your wife...if you don't buy some of my brushes I'm going to take a #### right here on your bedroom floor."
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
good one, Timmy
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
how about on twitter?
McJose
Footballguy
Thanks...I guess.
Thorn
Footballguy
Apology not accepted.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Apparently threatening to get the owner banned from the sports book and have him buried in the desert gets #### done around here. :flex:
Sideshow Bob
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Nah, I don't think that's feasible. Can't imagine what the insurance would be on something like this.
McJose
Footballguy
50/50 has Seth Rogan. He used to be funny. I think.I would see the Moneyball thing.I'm guessing the only people that are angry about it are baseball nerds.
I thought it was Jonah Hill. Seth Rogen is in it too?
McJose
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
And after i spent about 10 minutes combing the cesspool that is the Dollar Store for balloons and duct tape, I walked out with only the tape and straight into the open and welcoming arms of Rite Aid, where they had all the water balloons I could ever want. Sure, they cost a little more than what they would at the dollar store, but I had a Rite Aid employee (Sherry) walk me right to them. No line, neither.Anyhow, I rushed home, filled up as many balloons as I could, threw them in a cooler and let the kids absolutely annihilate me in the goal box, all the well yelling encouraging things like "BLOW ME UP! KILL THAT BALL! MUDER IT! TATTOO ME! DESTROY IT!". I think they got the idea. Hopefully, they'll relentlessly attack the goalie on Saturday like they did with me yesterday. They seemed to enjoy the drills.
No idea what you're talking about, pinko.how about on twitter?
General Malaise
Footballguy
I was actually looking forward to renting that one day...is it getting horrible reviews?
McJose
Footballguy
From what I understand:Jonah Hill is in "Moneyball". I think it's about a fat guy who figures out how to make robot baseball players or something with a computerSeth Rogan is in "50/50". I think it's about a fat guy that tricks his friend into having sex with him because he has cancer.
General Malaise
Footballguy
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
holy crap!~
yeah, I never heard of 50/50.From what I understand:Jonah Hill is in "Moneyball". I think it's about a fat guy who figures out how to make robot baseball players or something with a computerSeth Rogan is in "50/50". I think it's about a fat guy that tricks his friend into having sex with him because he has cancer.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Where did you find that quote?No idea what you're talking about, pinko.how about on twitter?
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