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[Guster]

Went to Dad's Breakfast at my son's school. We are suppose to watch the first 40 minutes of class and then go. My son's first thing on this morning was PE, so we all go down where the smoking hot PE teacher (in a pink Miles Austin jersey) have them do stretching exercises, then all of the kids and dads got into a game of crab soccer. I totally dominated my match, scoring a goal easily.

Pretty much my day is done. I'm going home and going to bed.

I would love to get into a crab soccer league. Stu, you know where I can find one of those in Portland?

crab soccer?

 

[YSR]

I've been on the phone with Microsoft for over an hour now regarding an issue with one of their plug-ins (Silverlight - the one that allows you to watch Netflix on your laptop). He remoted in over an hour ago, I've watched him run every diagnostic test known to man and still nothing. What do I get if I stump Microsoft?

a mac?

We have both. I use the Mac, I'm just trying to get the PC fixed for Mr. Romo.

Fixed

We are at 4.5 hours now, btw. I hung up long ago but every so often Rahat will call to have me plug in the power supply or something. He's in the middle of a complete re-install of Windows 7. Poor guy thought he was taking a 10 minute support call, I'm sure.

 

[General Malaise]

Anyone ever get any weird emails on gmail? Not spam...but real emails that somehow end up in your inbox possibly due to your email address???

No, I don't.

Sarcasm, or troof? I have 3 gmail accounts and this is the only one it happens to...but I'm a little skeptical that a couple of these are real, even though the copied addys seem to check out.

Yeah, I get email for other guys with my name fairly often. I am always polite and respond as if I am that person.Got one just yesterday from the guy's dad. They live in the UK. He sent me the timesheets for me to sign. I told him that I didn't want to be paid unless he would pay me in gum.Got one last year about my reservation at the Hard rock in LV for my wedding. I asked the lady if it would be OK if I brought some midget prostitutes. She said sure "What happens in Vegas...". So I then asked her if I could do her then. no response.I get one about every three months from a woman who is a landlord for the guy. I always offer to give her "sweet lovin' in lieu of payment". It took about 4 emails for her to realize that I'm not her tenant. I still get emails from her every once in a while by mistake. She called me "that dumb pervert" about two weeks ago. I responded with "I'm not the dumb one who keeps sending email to the wrong person over and over. you hurt my feelings. I thought we were friends" No responseAnother time a guy's brother emailed asking how the mission trip in India (or somewhere) was going, and how expensive it was as he was thinking about coming to visit me. I told him that I had underestimated how much it would cost me and had to resort to gay prostitution, and if he wanted, I would introduce him to some of my clients when he came to see me. He actually responded with a "lmao" and apologized for getting the emails mixed up.

WOW!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I really like the movie Deja Vu. I also mildly love the chick in it. I also would like to be friends with Denzel Washington...and if he wanted me to go gay, I'd think about it.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

Found the exchange from the India one...

to me Sep 6 Hey Danny!Curious as to how you've been in India? How is the weather? How is life at the ashram?I'm writing you out of interest in India. I'm thinking of coming to visit in October/November. I haven't done much research yet and I don't know much about the area so I was wondering if you could give me some insight into life at the ashram and travel in India. How expensive is it to live at the ashram? Do I need to book a room ahead of time? How expensive is it to travel (hostels, food, buses)? What kind of visa would I need for a 3-6 month period? I looked into round-trip tickets to Chennai for late October, early November and they seem to be hovering around $1300. Is that about what you paid? Also, what is the weather like during that time of year? Does it cool down a bit in November/December? Please help me out and provide as much info as you can about the ashram, Pondicherry, and India in general (including websites that might be helpful and even what books I should be reading). Hope all is well in Pondicherry and I look forward to hearing from you!Best,Tim

TIMMAY!Things are going OK. Everything is much more expensive than I had planned for. To make ends meet I have had to start doing some prostituting on my off nights. My bum hurt horribly for the first few weeks, but I've gotten used to it now. C'mon down and I'll get you set up with some of my "clients"!

to me Sep 6Hahaha! Sorry bout that, keep ####### up that address! Hope your burning genital problem clears up quickly, good luck with turning tricks in the red light district of Delhi, I here it's arduous business.

no problem. have fun in India

 

[Thorn]

I often make up email addresses when asked for them to sign up for a prize or something.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I really like the movie Deja Vu. I also mildly love the chick in it. I also would like to be friends with Denzel Washington...and if he wanted me to go gay, I'd think about it.

horrible movie

 

[General Malaise]

I really like the movie Deja Vu. I also mildly love the chick in it. I also would like to be friends with Denzel Washington...and if he wanted me to go gay, I'd think about it.

horrible movie

I've never even heard of the movie.But in recent weeks of watching commercials for football games, is it me or is every single scary movie about a huanted house now? What happened to psycho killers and monsters? Seems like every f'n movie trailer is about an evil house.

 

[guru_007]

okay, so my wife wants to know if we're going to Oregon or Las Vegas next year ffs.

everytime I come in this thread something new is going on

 

[Homer J Simpson]

okay, so my wife wants to know if we're going to Oregon or Las Vegas next year ffs.everytime I come in this thread something new is going on

There's been some pretty in-depth discussion in chat about everyone coming to stay at your place. We'll keep you posted.

 

[General Malaise]

vegas

 

[Osaurus]

Just got a series of emails from Match.com letting me know about my profile changes. I am iDating and didn't even know it. Seems promising.

 

[Osaurus]

vegas

I would be into this as well if I have not expressed this before.

 

[McJose]

vegas

Yes, please.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I really like the movie Deja Vu. I also mildly love the chick in it. I also would like to be friends with Denzel Washington...and if he wanted me to go gay, I'd think about it.

horrible movie

Don't lie.

 

[General Malaise]

vegas

Yes, please.

We can fish at the Belagio.

 

[guru_007]

okay, so my wife wants to know if we're going to Oregon or Las Vegas next year ffs.everytime I come in this thread something new is going on

There's been some pretty in-depth discussion in chat about everyone coming to stay at your place. We'll keep you posted.

Ooooh, that would be even better as I could cull through the invites and make sure no persona-non-gratis were allowed over.Although, since this is being done in chat and I'm not in chat, I guess I'M NOT EVEN INVITED!wait a second, as a parent of a 15 year old daughter i may need to reconsider......

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

 

[McJose]

vegas

Yes, please.

We can fish at the Belagio.

I was going to suggest dragging a bait-rig from one of the Venetian gondolas. I'm a downtown guy so maybe the alternative would be to throw a line off the crappy little balcony at Fitzgerald's and see if you can hook a jumbo tourist drink.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

okay, so my wife wants to know if we're going to Oregon or Las Vegas next year ffs.everytime I come in this thread something new is going on

There's been some pretty in-depth discussion in chat about everyone coming to stay at your place. We'll keep you posted.

Ooooh, that would be even better as I could cull through the invites and make sure no persona-non-gratis were allowed over.Although, since this is being done in chat and I'm not in chat, I guess I'M NOT EVEN INVITED!wait a second, as a parent of a 15 year old daughter i may need to reconsider......

15 year old daughter, you say?Yeah, pretty sure we're coming to your place, GB.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

vegas

Yes, please.

We can fish at the Belagio.

I was going to suggest dragging a bait-rig from one of the Venetian gondolas. I'm a downtown guy so maybe the alternative would be to throw a line off the crappy little balcony at Fitzgerald's and see if you can hook a jumbo tourist drink.

 

[Drifter]

vegas

Yes, please.

We can fish at the Belagio.

I was going to suggest dragging a bait-rig from one of the Venetian gondolas. I'm a downtown guy so maybe the alternative would be to throw a line off the crappy little balcony at Fitzgerald's and see if you can hook a jumbo tourist drink.

I, too, am a downtown guy. We can always fish for hookers at the El Cortez diner in the wee hours. One of my most memorable Vegas moments was a 4 AM breakfast there with a pimp and his ho.

 

[mr. furley]

so, Pickles is dead then?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Pickles was seen mocking cosjobs on our yahoo league message board today. #alive

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My friend who had 2-3 weeks to live died this morning.#### cancer.RIP Joan, if I can be half the human being you were, I will be happy.You will be missed. :(

I'm sorry to hear this, GB. :(

 

[St. Louis Bob]

YSR? Do you ever snap it into his gut when he's not ready?

Yeah, I get email for other guys with my name fairly often. I am always polite and respond as if I am that person.

Got one just yesterday from the guy's dad. They live in the UK. He sent me the timesheets for me to sign. I told him that I didn't want to be paid unless he would pay me in gum.

Got one last year about my reservation at the Hard rock in LV for my wedding. I asked the lady if it would be OK if I brought some midget prostitutes. She said sure "What happens in Vegas...". So I then asked her if I could do her then. no response.

I get one about every three months from a woman who is a landlord for the guy. I always offer to give her "sweet lovin' in lieu of payment". It took about 4 emails for her to realize that I'm not her tenant. I still get emails from her every once in a while by mistake. She called me "that dumb pervert" about two weeks ago. I responded with "I'm not the dumb one who keeps sending email to the wrong person over and over. you hurt my feelings. I thought we were friends" No response

Another time a guy's brother emailed asking how the mission trip in India (or somewhere) was going, and how expensive it was as he was thinking about coming to visit me. I told him that I had underestimated how much it would cost me and had to resort to gay prostitution, and if he wanted, I would introduce him to some of my clients when he came to see me. He actually responded with a "lmao" and apologized for getting the emails mixed up.

vegas

Yes, please.

We can fish at the Belagio.

I was going to suggest dragging a bait-rig from one of the Venetian gondolas. I'm a downtown guy so maybe the alternative would be to throw a line off the crappy little balcony at Fitzgerald's and see if you can hook a jumbo tourist drink.

I, too, am a downtown guy.

We can always fish for hookers at the El Cortez diner in the wee hours. One of my most memorable Vegas moments was a 4 AM breakfast there with a pimp and his ho.

Me too. I still have the business card for the hostess at the Nugget. She told me to call her any time for comp hook ups.

 

[dharmapunk]

Anyone ever get any weird emails on gmail? Not spam...but real emails that somehow end up in your inbox possibly due to your email address???

No, I don't.

Sarcasm, or troof? I have 3 gmail accounts and this is the only one it happens to...but I'm a little skeptical that a couple of these are real, even though the copied addys seem to check out.

Yeah, I get email for other guys with my name fairly often. I am always polite and respond as if I am that person.Got one just yesterday from the guy's dad. They live in the UK. He sent me the timesheets for me to sign. I told him that I didn't want to be paid unless he would pay me in gum.Got one last year about my reservation at the Hard rock in LV for my wedding. I asked the lady if it would be OK if I brought some midget prostitutes. She said sure "What happens in Vegas...". So I then asked her if I could do her then. no response.I get one about every three months from a woman who is a landlord for the guy. I always offer to give her "sweet lovin' in lieu of payment". It took about 4 emails for her to realize that I'm not her tenant. I still get emails from her every once in a while by mistake. She called me "that dumb pervert" about two weeks ago. I responded with "I'm not the dumb one who keeps sending email to the wrong person over and over. you hurt my feelings. I thought we were friends" No responseAnother time a guy's brother emailed asking how the mission trip in India (or somewhere) was going, and how expensive it was as he was thinking about coming to visit me. I told him that I had underestimated how much it would cost me and had to resort to gay prostitution, and if he wanted, I would introduce him to some of my clients when he came to see me. He actually responded with a "lmao" and apologized for getting the emails mixed up.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Thanks for all the condolences guys.

Much appreciated.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

BTW - The Sapphire Strip Club recently started following me on twitter. This is probably my favorite follower since U-God of the Wu Tang Clan followed me. They followed me first, and I have no idea why since I don't recall tweeting anything about strippers.

 

[adonis]

Sam Adams Octoberfest beer has now become my favorite beer. Damned tasty.

 

[McJose]

YSR? Do you ever snap it into his gut when he's not ready?

Yeah, I get email for other guys with my name fairly often. I am always polite and respond as if I am that person.

Got one just yesterday from the guy's dad. They live in the UK. He sent me the timesheets for me to sign. I told him that I didn't want to be paid unless he would pay me in gum.

Got one last year about my reservation at the Hard rock in LV for my wedding. I asked the lady if it would be OK if I brought some midget prostitutes. She said sure "What happens in Vegas...". So I then asked her if I could do her then. no response.

I get one about every three months from a woman who is a landlord for the guy. I always offer to give her "sweet lovin' in lieu of payment". It took about 4 emails for her to realize that I'm not her tenant. I still get emails from her every once in a while by mistake. She called me "that dumb pervert" about two weeks ago. I responded with "I'm not the dumb one who keeps sending email to the wrong person over and over. you hurt my feelings. I thought we were friends" No response

Another time a guy's brother emailed asking how the mission trip in India (or somewhere) was going, and how expensive it was as he was thinking about coming to visit me. I told him that I had underestimated how much it would cost me and had to resort to gay prostitution, and if he wanted, I would introduce him to some of my clients when he came to see me. He actually responded with a "lmao" and apologized for getting the emails mixed up.

vegas

Yes, please.

We can fish at the Belagio.

I was going to suggest dragging a bait-rig from one of the Venetian gondolas. I'm a downtown guy so maybe the alternative would be to throw a line off the crappy little balcony at Fitzgerald's and see if you can hook a jumbo tourist drink.

I, too, am a downtown guy.

We can always fish for hookers at the El Cortez diner in the wee hours. One of my most memorable Vegas moments was a 4 AM breakfast there with a pimp and his ho.

Me too. I still have the business card for the hostess at the Nugget. She told me to call her any time for comp hook ups.

Rush Tower FTW

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Rush Tower FTW

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Sam Adams Octoberfest beer has now become my favorite beer. Damned tasty.

Just got a case at Costco today.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Cal has been really good at school, partly (mostly) because they have a computer club. He was told last Friday that he made the computer club. He was so freaking happy. Then Monday we get a letter in his back pack saying that there were so many kids that wanted to be in the computer club that they had to draw names and his wasn't one of them. So I wrote the following e-mail to his teacher:

(Teacher),I was just told that Calvin wasn't able to make the computer clubbecause of capacity issues. I understand that there was a lottery to select theparticipants and I believe that was more than fair. I was just curious, andhopeful, if maybe another club would be added or the current one expanded? Asyou know, Calvin LOVES computers. Making the computer club and behaving inschool to do so was all he could talk about last week. If not, maybe there isanother program we can take him to? Unlike most little boys he doesn't care atall about sports or most of the other things boys pursue. I was so excited forhim that he was finally going to be able to participate in something he lovedand wouldn't feel like a pariah. This is going to be devastating to him and I'mhoping that there is some solution.Thank you again for all you do!
I just got an e-mail from the principal that they are adding another computer club. I can't tell you how happy this makes me.

 

[McJose]

Cal has been really good at school, partly (mostly) because they have a computer club. He was told last Friday that he made the computer club. He was so freaking happy. Then Monday we get a letter in his back pack saying that there were so many kids that wanted to be in the computer club that they had to draw names and his wasn't one of them. So I wrote the following e-mail to his teacher:

(Teacher),I was just told that Calvin wasn't able to make the computer clubbecause of capacity issues. I understand that there was a lottery to select theparticipants and I believe that was more than fair. I was just curious, andhopeful, if maybe another club would be added or the current one expanded? Asyou know, Calvin LOVES computers. Making the computer club and behaving inschool to do so was all he could talk about last week. If not, maybe there isanother program we can take him to? Unlike most little boys he doesn't care atall about sports or most of the other things boys pursue. I was so excited forhim that he was finally going to be able to participate in something he lovedand wouldn't feel like a pariah. This is going to be devastating to him and I'mhoping that there is some solution.Thank you again for all you do!

I just got an e-mail from the principal that they are adding another computer club. I can't tell you how happy this makes me.

I think it was all the pretty colors you used, Kylie.ETA: That IS really cool.

 

[-fish-]

BTW - The Sapphire Strip Club recently started following me on twitter. This is probably my favorite follower since U-God of the Wu Tang Clan followed me. They followed me first, and I have no idea why since I don't recall tweeting anything about strippers.

will you tweet them that I don't know why their stripper decided to call herself from my phone while she was supposed to be providing me shameful pleasure, but that I'm baffled why she would keep texting me even though I live 1000 miles away. I don't mind it. I just don't understand it.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Cal has been really good at school, partly (mostly) because they have a computer club. He was told last Friday that he made the computer club. He was so freaking happy. Then Monday we get a letter in his back pack saying that there were so many kids that wanted to be in the computer club that they had to draw names and his wasn't one of them. So I wrote the following e-mail to his teacher:

(Teacher),I was just told that Calvin wasn't able to make the computer clubbecause of capacity issues. I understand that there was a lottery to select theparticipants and I believe that was more than fair. I was just curious, andhopeful, if maybe another club would be added or the current one expanded? Asyou know, Calvin LOVES computers. Making the computer club and behaving inschool to do so was all he could talk about last week. If not, maybe there isanother program we can take him to? Unlike most little boys he doesn't care atall about sports or most of the other things boys pursue. I was so excited forhim that he was finally going to be able to participate in something he lovedand wouldn't feel like a pariah. This is going to be devastating to him and I'mhoping that there is some solution.Thank you again for all you do!

I just got an e-mail from the principal that they are adding another computer club. I can't tell you how happy this makes me.

That's awesome GB

 

[kevzilla]

vegas

Yes, please.

We can fish at the Belagio.

I was going to suggest dragging a bait-rig from one of the Venetian gondolas. I'm a downtown guy so maybe the alternative would be to throw a line off the crappy little balcony at Fitzgerald's and see if you can hook a jumbo tourist drink.

I, too, am a downtown guy. We can always fish for hookers at the El Cortez diner in the wee hours. One of my most memorable Vegas moments was a 4 AM breakfast there with a pimp and his ho.

I need a good reason to stay on, or even visit, the Strip these days.

Wretched Excess Downtown GMTANhole 2012TM

 

[McJose]

vegas

Yes, please.

We can fish at the Belagio.

I was going to suggest dragging a bait-rig from one of the Venetian gondolas. I'm a downtown guy so maybe the alternative would be to throw a line off the crappy little balcony at Fitzgerald's and see if you can hook a jumbo tourist drink.

I, too, am a downtown guy. We can always fish for hookers at the El Cortez diner in the wee hours. One of my most memorable Vegas moments was a 4 AM breakfast there with a pimp and his ho.

I need a good reason to stay on, or even visit, the Strip these days.

Wretched Excess Downtown GMTANhole 2012TM

DEEP FRIED TWINKIES FROM MERMAIDS FOR EVERYONE!

 

[kevzilla]

vegas

Yes, please.

We can fish at the Belagio.

I was going to suggest dragging a bait-rig from one of the Venetian gondolas. I'm a downtown guy so maybe the alternative would be to throw a line off the crappy little balcony at Fitzgerald's and see if you can hook a jumbo tourist drink.

I, too, am a downtown guy. We can always fish for hookers at the El Cortez diner in the wee hours. One of my most memorable Vegas moments was a 4 AM breakfast there with a pimp and his ho.

I need a good reason to stay on, or even visit, the Strip these days.

Wretched Excess Downtown GMTANhole 2012TM

DEEP FRIED TWINKIES EVERCLEAR MUDSLIDES FROM MERMAIDS FOR EVERYONE!

FYP

 

[Oh Yes!]

i dont like people bad mouthing walter payton.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm eating a plate of costco cheese and smoked turkey for dinner. Oh and beer and whiskey.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

BTW - The Sapphire Strip Club recently started following me on twitter. This is probably my favorite follower since U-God of the Wu Tang Clan followed me. They followed me first, and I have no idea why since I don't recall tweeting anything about strippers.

will you tweet them that I don't know why their stripper decided to call herself from my phone while she was supposed to be providing me shameful pleasure, but that I'm baffled why she would keep texting me even though I live 1000 miles away. I don't mind it. I just don't understand it.

I will - give me something to copy and paste.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

vegas

Yes, please.

We can fish at the Belagio.

I was going to suggest dragging a bait-rig from one of the Venetian gondolas. I'm a downtown guy so maybe the alternative would be to throw a line off the crappy little balcony at Fitzgerald's and see if you can hook a jumbo tourist drink.

I, too, am a downtown guy. We can always fish for hookers at the El Cortez diner in the wee hours. One of my most memorable Vegas moments was a 4 AM breakfast there with a pimp and his ho.

I need a good reason to stay on, or even visit, the Strip these days.

Wretched Excess Downtown GMTANhole 2012TM

DEEP FRIED TWINKIES EVERCLEAR MUDSLIDES FROM MERMAIDS FOR EVERYONE!

FYP

I like the cut of your jib.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm walking a fine line between almost being out of cold beer and beer rapidly cooling in the freezer. Let's hope this works out.

 

[McJose]

vegas

Yes, please.

We can fish at the Belagio.

I was going to suggest dragging a bait-rig from one of the Venetian gondolas. I'm a downtown guy so maybe the alternative would be to throw a line off the crappy little balcony at Fitzgerald's and see if you can hook a jumbo tourist drink.

I, too, am a downtown guy. We can always fish for hookers at the El Cortez diner in the wee hours. One of my most memorable Vegas moments was a 4 AM breakfast there with a pimp and his ho.

I need a good reason to stay on, or even visit, the Strip these days.

Wretched Excess Downtown GMTANhole 2012TM

DEEP FRIED TWINKIES EVERCLEAR MUDSLIDES FROM MERMAIDS FOR EVERYONE!

FYP

I like the cut of your jib.

"Jungle Juice" w/ Everclear monster tourist drink from LaBayou* >>>>> Mudslides from Mermaids *Ignore the urine smell.

 

[Frostillicus]

BTW - The Sapphire Strip Club recently started following me on twitter. This is probably my favorite follower since U-God of the Wu Tang Clan followed me. They followed me first, and I have no idea why since I don't recall tweeting anything about strippers.

My favorite twitter followers were either this swinger couple from Indianapolis, which makes no sense, or The Offical Boy Meets World twitter.

 

[Frostillicus]

Cal has been really good at school, partly (mostly) because they have a computer club. He was told last Friday that he made the computer club. He was so freaking happy. Then Monday we get a letter in his back pack saying that there were so many kids that wanted to be in the computer club that they had to draw names and his wasn't one of them. So I wrote the following e-mail to his teacher:

(Teacher),I was just told that Calvin wasn't able to make the computer clubbecause of capacity issues. I understand that there was a lottery to select theparticipants and I believe that was more than fair. I was just curious, andhopeful, if maybe another club would be added or the current one expanded? Asyou know, Calvin LOVES computers. Making the computer club and behaving inschool to do so was all he could talk about last week. If not, maybe there isanother program we can take him to? Unlike most little boys he doesn't care atall about sports or most of the other things boys pursue. I was so excited forhim that he was finally going to be able to participate in something he lovedand wouldn't feel like a pariah. This is going to be devastating to him and I'mhoping that there is some solution.Thank you again for all you do!

I just got an e-mail from the principal that they are adding another computer club. I can't tell you how happy this makes me.

Awesome. This makes me way happier than I ever thought a story about the child of a complete stranger ever could.

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm walking a fine line between almost being out of cold beer and beer rapidly cooling in the freezer. Let's hope this works out.

Thoughts and prayers.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

i dont like people bad mouthing walter payton.

Helluva week for you...Reliving BartmanPayton as a druggie and man-whoreWhat's next? Jordan running a brothel and Stan Mikita driving around elementary schools in ice cream van?