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[McJose]

Sooo...I'm pretty much on my own tonight. Don't want to drive anywhere and don't want to be the creepy old guy at the nearest bar.Options:A. Don't drinkB. Drink the 8 leftover Bud Lights in the fridge (and maybe walk to the mini-mart if I need more later)C. Finish off 1/2 a handle of some no-name vodka. The caveat is that all I have to mix it with is diet soda.Will answer yours.

B+C

this

B+C and maybe hit that bar up if the mood strikes you later.

Last time I got shirtfaced at home and then went to that bar I almost got in some serious trouble. I think I'm going to be proactive throw my keys and shoes in the pool.

 

[Shark Week]

Sooo...I'm pretty much on my own tonight. Don't want to drive anywhere and don't want to be the creepy old guy at the nearest bar.Options:A. Don't drinkB. Drink the 8 leftover Bud Lights in the fridge (and maybe walk to the mini-mart if I need more later)C. Finish off 1/2 a handle of some no-name vodka. The caveat is that all I have to mix it with is diet soda.Will answer yours.

SCREW YOU GUYS

Wanna makeout?S.W.

 

[McJose]

Sooo...I'm pretty much on my own tonight. Don't want to drive anywhere and don't want to be the creepy old guy at the nearest bar.Options:A. Don't drinkB. Drink the 8 leftover Bud Lights in the fridge (and maybe walk to the mini-mart if I need more later)C. Finish off 1/2 a handle of some no-name vodka. The caveat is that all I have to mix it with is diet soda.Will answer yours.

SCREW YOU GUYS

Wanna makeout?S.W.

Pics?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

who does MLB want to win this game?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Sooo...I'm pretty much on my own tonight. Don't want to drive anywhere and don't want to be the creepy old guy at the nearest bar.Options:A. Don't drinkB. Drink the 8 leftover Bud Lights in the fridge (and maybe walk to the mini-mart if I need more later)C. Finish off 1/2 a handle of some no-name vodka. The caveat is that all I have to mix it with is diet soda.Will answer yours.

Drop shotglass of vodka in beer glass, chug.:CaliforniaBoilermaker:

 

[McJose]

who does MLB want to win this game?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Cards don't need a closer tonight I guess.

 

[Shark Week]

Sooo...I'm pretty much on my own tonight. Don't want to drive anywhere and don't want to be the creepy old guy at the nearest bar.

Options:

A. Don't drink

B. Drink the 8 leftover Bud Lights in the fridge (and maybe walk to the mini-mart if I need more later)

C. Finish off 1/2 a handle of some no-name vodka. The caveat is that all I have to mix it with is diet soda.

Will answer yours.

SCREW YOU GUYS

Wanna makeout?S.W.

Pics?

You like this

 

[Disco Stu]

who does MLB want to win this game?

St Louis. There's a huge no-coast bias running rampant in baseball this year. Obviously.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Howard took a dive. Clearly the game was rigged.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Howard took a dive. Clearly the game was rigged.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

cool

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

good time for our Bills to put a stake in the heart of Philly fans on Sunday.

 

[Mr.Pack]

cool

It's on!

 

[McJose]

Sooo...I'm pretty much on my own tonight. Don't want to drive anywhere and don't want to be the creepy old guy at the nearest bar.

Options:

A. Don't drink

B. Drink the 8 leftover Bud Lights in the fridge (and maybe walk to the mini-mart if I need more later)

C. Finish off 1/2 a handle of some no-name vodka. The caveat is that all I have to mix it with is diet soda.

Will answer yours.

SCREW YOU GUYS

Wanna makeout?S.W.

Pics?

You like this

Aw kitties!

 

[Tecumseh]

So the team I call for is now riding a scintillating 20-game losing streak. I've had the pleasure of calling the last 16. It becomes more difficult every week to not start going all Harry Doyle on the air.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

cool

:cheers:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

cool

:cheers:

 

[dharmapunk]

good time for our Bills to put a stake in the heart of Philly fans on Sunday.

I can't believe the Phillies lost in the ALDS.

 

[shuke]

Haven't showered or pooped in 2 days.

What happened to you, exactly?

Surgery.

Yea, I got that much.

 

[JbizzleMan]

Haven't showered or pooped in 2 days.

What happened to you, exactly?

Surgery.

Yea, I got that much.

I had a really attractive anesthesiologist too.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

cool

:cheers:

Where are our seats?

 

[Dungeon Master]

 

[Bob Sacamano]

How many different kinds of beer do you guys have in the fridge at home? I think I have about 10.

8

do they make 8 different kinds of Guiness?

Raspberry GuinnessLady GuinnessTartar Control GuinnessGot some Spaten, Lil Yella Pils, Dogfish Head Punkin, Sam Adams Oktoberfest, and some other crap some friends left here. Not every day can be a Guinness day, you know. I don't have a drunk leprechaun, a doosh Urlacher, barely legal guidettes, or napping Carltons here, you know. And no, I don't Parlez-vous français in French, Russian, or Canadian.

 

[Oh Yes!]

settling in with a tall cool miller lite

 

[Oh Yes!]

Yuengling.

someone wanna mail me some of this?

 

[Drifter]

Just spent the evening with one Mr. C Jobs. Good man there. The kind of guy I'd love to spend a day stitting in a leaky boat fishing and drinking beer with.

Shout out to the almost forgotten Pigskin P, who needs to remember his FBG addiction.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Boarding a party bus @ 9am for the LSU/UF game. Suck it Pickles

What am I sucking?

 

[Guster]

The Luxottica Retail headquarters is relatively close to where I live and every year they do a massive sale on sunglasses and glasses frames as a fundraiser for United Way. think brands like dolce & gabanna, prada, etc. Things are literally ~10-15% of their retail price.

Who is the big winner that woke up early and drove 20+ minutes to get there early enough to be 50th in line?? This guy!! Only 30 minutes til they let the first group in...

 

[dharmapunk]

Yuengling.

someone wanna mail me some of this?

Never heard of it? It's a Pennsylvania beer. Oldest in the nation. Decent staple beer in the Labatt's & Michelob class but nothing special. Cheaper though (in price, not quality).They really don't sell this in the Chicago area?

 

[dharmapunk]

Oh, hello hangover.

I thought when I became immortal you were banished forever.

It appears I am not immortal.

My life is just one big disappointment.

 

[Gambino]

Girl #2 born between the European games and 6 oclock games. Gb well behaved kids. Daddy didn't miss any action.

Congrats Charv!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Boarding a party bus @ 9am for the LSU/UF game. Suck it Pickles

What am I sucking?

info

 

[Disco Stu]

Things are literally ~10-15% of their retail price.

Reading this as "10-15% off their retail prices" had me very confused about your morning choices.

 

[-fish-]

Just spent the evening with one Mr. C Jobs. Good man there. The kind of guy I'd love to spend a day stitting in a leaky boat fishing and drinking beer with.Shout out to the almost forgotten Pigskin P, who needs to remember his FBG addiction.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Boarding a party bus @ 9am for the LSU/UF game. Suck it Pickles

What am I sucking?

B/c my tigers will beat your Gators.On a bus on my 6th drink..

 

[Pigskin P]

Just spent the evening with one Mr. C Jobs. Good man there. The kind of guy I'd love to spend a day stitting in a leaky boat fishing and drinking beer with.Shout out to the almost forgotten Pigskin P, who needs to remember his FBG addiction.

Cosjobs and Drifter are men of refinement and distinction. Cornhole #2 at Dukes on Alki last night was well worth the effort. Safe travels back to Texas, Señor Jobs.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

cool

:cheers:

Where are our seats?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Boarding a party bus @ 9am for the LSU/UF game. Suck it Pickles

What am I sucking?

B/c my tigers will beat your Gators.On a bus on my 6th drink..

Of course they will. Our so so QB died and was replaced with a freshman. Good job.

 

[-fish-]

Just spent the evening with one Mr. C Jobs. Good man there. The kind of guy I'd love to spend a day stitting in a leaky boat fishing and drinking beer with.Shout out to the almost forgotten Pigskin P, who needs to remember his FBG addiction.

Cosjobs and Drifter are men of refinement and distinction. Cornhole #2 at Dukes on Alki last night was well worth the effort. Safe travels back to Texas, Señor Jobs.

good to see you back. sorry I couldn't make it yesterday. had actual non-drinking adult obligations. any time you Brit or Drifter need a drink or a place to hide from your wives and watch football, let me know.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

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[Pigskin P]

Just spent the evening with one Mr. C Jobs. Good man there. The kind of guy I'd love to spend a day stitting in a leaky boat fishing and drinking beer with.Shout out to the almost forgotten Pigskin P, who needs to remember his FBG addiction.

Cosjobs and Drifter are men of refinement and distinction. Cornhole #2 at Dukes on Alki last night was well worth the effort. Safe travels back to Texas, Señor Jobs.

good to see you back. sorry I couldn't make it yesterday. had actual non-drinking adult obligations. any time you Brit or Drifter need a drink or a place to hide from your wives and watch football, let me know.

Will do. You and Brit were missed. Then again, I needed to be home at a reasonable hour, not trashed, and without a hoowah on my arm. Somehow think that may not have happened had you been in the mix.

 

[Sconch]

Oh...hello.

 

[Tecumseh]

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"Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today."

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Caption this photo.

Outside Early's house when she decides to remarry.

 

[Early_10]

See, because we did IVF....

Hey, Doc...right when you push the plunger you might want to pull her hair. She likes that."

 

[kevzilla]

The Big 12 wants Oklahoma to win.

[/Pack]

 

[Early_10]

Daughter fell asleep in the car on the way home from school. I'm stuck in the parking lot, about 50 feet from a nice cold beer, but can't just leave here here. I tried to wake her up, but she wasn't having any of it

What?

Hmm... Pretend you have all the fixin's for making a great sandwich in your car, except the bread is locked inside a box. In order to unlock the box, you have to go inside to get a key. But if you go inside, someone might steal all your meat and fixin's.

Gold.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Girl #2 born between the European games and 6 oclock games. Gb well behaved kids. Daddy didn't miss any action.

Congrats, GB. The world needs more Vikings.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Caption this photo.

Audio cassettes! Reel-to-reel film! Woodcuts! Everything must go!!!