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Need a cheap and easy Halloween costume. In three weeks, enough time would have passed for it to be OK to just wear a white turtleneck and be "The Ghost of Steve Jobs"", right?

 
Settled in at the hotel bar for the night. Going to reach 100 hours of work this week - but this place has good scotch and a baseball game. So screw it, at least tonight's going to be a good one.

 
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How does an Admiral Nelson (knock off Captain Morgan) hangover compare to a beer hangover?? I have to take the kids to the pumpkin patch in the morning. Not sure how many I have had since whenever my glass is half empty I fill it back up again. Sitting in front of a bonfire for the last 3+ hours drinking rum and cokes. Bottle started with about 4" in it, almost empty. Guess that means it is time to stop stoking the fire and go to bed. :thumbdown:

 
'UOFI_316 said:
How does an Admiral Nelson (knock off Captain Morgan) hangover compare to a beer hangover?? I have to take the kids to the pumpkin patch in the morning. Not sure how many I have had since whenever my glass is half empty I fill it back up again. Sitting in front of a bonfire for the last 3+ hours drinking rum and cokes. Bottle started with about 4" in it, almost empty. Guess that means it is time to stop stoking the fire and go to bed. :thumbdown:
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If it's almost empty, I'd say you're almost done drinking.
 
'bentley said:
'UOFI_316 said:
How does an Admiral Nelson (knock off Captain Morgan) hangover compare to a beer hangover?? I have to take the kids to the pumpkin patch in the morning. Not sure how many I have had since whenever my glass is half empty I fill it back up again. Sitting in front of a bonfire for the last 3+ hours drinking rum and cokes. Bottle started with about 4" in it, almost empty. Guess that means it is time to stop stoking the fire and go to bed. :thumbdown:
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If it's almost empty, I'd say you're almost done drinking.
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I still need to finish it off. No sense in leaving a little left at the bottom of the bottle.
 
Just now:

Me: Hey, there's tha piece of cheese cake in the fridge...

Mrs. SLB: I'm not in the mood for cheese cake.

Me: What if I smear it all over my body?

Mrs. SLB: :lmao: :puke: :puke: :lmao:

What a #####. <_<

 
If I pee all over my back yard does that count as fertilizing the yard?? None of the other neighbors have lights on anymore.

 
I have a Menards bought fire pit, and I have managed to melt both tires on this thing and the rest of the under firepit supports are rusted. Do I make fires that are too big, or does Menards make a ####ty product??

 
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There's absolutely nothing like going back to campus for a football game in a nice crisp fall weather. The women are absolutely insane. :thumbup:

 
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Anyone else have Houston vs. Oakland as a survivor pick this week? I'm wondering if the Raiders play big for Al Davis now :shrug:
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I think the best to hope for vis a vis Davis passing is Hue Jackson finally benches that worthless receiver DHB and the passing game gets a bump with Ford and Moore regularly starting.
 
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holy cow. just cut and ran from the craziest woman I've ever met. knew her all of 5 days. so glad I found out fast--this was heights of psycho I've never seen.

tip for the youngsters: make sure you have at least one or two smoking hot friends. they are able to instantly draw the hidden crazy darkness to the surface, exposing it to the light. it's like a superpower.

and yes, she did prove once again what they say about crazy chicks.

 
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going out by myself to a bar after chat shut down was a great move. :pickle:
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this may need to be reevaluated. If I stop posting for a few days, someone that knows my slave name check washington news to make sure I haven't been stalked and killed.
 
'-fish- said:
holy cow. just cut and ran from the craziest woman I've ever met. knew her all of 5 days. so glad I found out fast--this was heights of psycho I've never seen. tip for the youngsters: make sure you have at least one or two smoking hot friends. they are able to instantly draw the hidden crazy darkness to the surface, exposing it to the light. it's like a superpower.and yes, she did prove once again what they say about crazy chicks.
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I'm listening. :popcorn:
 
'-fish- said:
holy cow. just cut and ran from the craziest woman I've ever met. knew her all of 5 days. so glad I found out fast--this was heights of psycho I've never seen. tip for the youngsters: make sure you have at least one or two smoking hot friends. they are able to instantly draw the hidden crazy darkness to the surface, exposing it to the light. it's like a superpower.and yes, she did prove once again what they say about crazy chicks.
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We're going to need a little more than this.
 
'krista4 said:
'-fish- said:
holy cow. just cut and ran from the craziest woman I've ever met. knew her all of 5 days. so glad I found out fast--this was heights of psycho I've never seen. tip for the youngsters: make sure you have at least one or two smoking hot friends. they are able to instantly draw the hidden crazy darkness to the surface, exposing it to the light. it's like a superpower.and yes, she did prove once again what they say about crazy chicks.
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I'm listening. :popcorn:
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:hifive:
 
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