Tribulation
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General Malaise
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Not an awful way to spend your Tuesday.'Thorn said:So I have tickets to the Bruins tonight as well as limo transportation. The guy organizing called me and said 'hey, we don't want to bring the limo all the way intown to get you if we don't have to, can you meet us at the commuter lot out by the mall?'
I figure that makes sense; that way they don't have to come off the highway by much. Then I realize I have a lunch meeting out by the mall today anyway. O happy day! It appears God has a plan for me, and it includes having a 2-beer lunch and then stretching it out to a multiple beer afternoon at Applebee's or some other non-FFA approved mall chain until the limo picks me up around 3. Also, the whole trip is expensed so nothing out of pocket.
Did I mention I may meet up with Gadzooks and his munchkin as well? T&P accepted.
As to the bolded, there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with sitting at the Applebees bar with a cold beer. So long as they have ESPN on TV, some decent looking ferns working the restaurant and a nice selection of brews on tap, there's nothing wrong with killing time here at all.Just don't order the Bloomin Onion
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Look into Texans Credit Union.
Notorious T.R.E.
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Not an awful way to spend your Tuesday.'Thorn said:So I have tickets to the Bruins tonight as well as limo transportation. The guy organizing called me and said 'hey, we don't want to bring the limo all the way intown to get you if we don't have to, can you meet us at the commuter lot out by the mall?'
I figure that makes sense; that way they don't have to come off the highway by much. Then I realize I have a lunch meeting out by the mall today anyway. O happy day! It appears God has a plan for me, and it includes having a 2-beer lunch and then stretching it out to a multiple beer afternoon at Applebee's or some other non-FFA approved mall chain until the limo picks me up around 3. Also, the whole trip is expensed so nothing out of pocket.
Did I mention I may meet up with Gadzooks and his munchkin as well? T&P accepted.
Just don't order foodthe Bloomin Onion
General Malaise
Footballguy
So is anybody going to explain this Zack Morris shtick to me or do I need to start reading that thread from page 1?
not really anything to explain.Frosy loves the show Saved By The Bell. Zack Morris is a character from the show played by Mark Paul Gosselaar. He drafted the guy in a timdraft and was disappointed by how low the judge ranked the pick.
Notorious T.R.E.
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Lieutenant Dan
Footballguy
that is one of the queerest things I've ever seen on here
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Hope he's ok GB, and it all ends well., be cause three boys were pushing him around and throwing stuff at him. Oh yeah and they were all THREE YEARS OLDER than him. I told him to come inside but he hopped on his bike and took off towards the house they were at and said "no, I'm kicking their butts". He returned about 20 minutes later still
General Malaise
Footballguy
What is the draft about? Like, when we had the Russian Bride Draft, I understood what that was about. What's this one about? Just drafting anything? Anybody ever sit through the entire Justin Diamond Sex Tape?
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Greatest segue ever.What is the draft about? Like, when we had the Russian Bride Draft, I understood what that was about. What's this one about? Just drafting anything? Anybody ever sit through the entire Justin Diamond Sex Tape?
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Reminds me of my daughter when she was about 8-9. She hung around with 2 boys from the neighborhood and they would antagonize her and get to her. She never did anything. One winter day she snapped, and as I walked outside, she had both buys on the ground giving them face washes and pummeling them with her fists.Both boys managed to get free and kind of surrounded her, crying, yelling at each other to get her. Neither one did and they went home crying.One of the mothers called complaining about how my daughter beat up her son. His dad came over and told my daughter it was about time she defended herself, and good job.Things were different after that. There was a new sheriff in town.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I made a post in the Occupy thread and got compared to Christo. What a strange thread.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Tell them you resent that. You're only half the hetrosexual that Christo is.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Maybe we should start a "Guide to GM's Thread About Nothing" or G2MTAN.Day 231- Shuke discusses sandwichs- GM discusses the effects of having post-nuclear glow in high school.- SLB gets drunk. SLB has sex with wife. Something comic happens during one or both.- Tanner stays home, drinks alone, posts reflections.- YSR moves things in her new house.- Dharmapunk tries to be funny. Almost succeeds.
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-fish-
Footballguy
its a bunch of unfunny from the shark pool that got moved over here
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Ummmmm...that could get a little repetitive.
Dungeon Master
Footballguy
No worries GB, just shticking it up. They're way too serious in there.
Dungeon Master
Footballguy
Although I DO really love Saved by the Bell.No worries GB, just shticking it up. They're way too serious in there.
Dungeon Master
Footballguy
It's Dustin Diamond.What is the draft about? Like, when we had the Russian Bride Draft, I understood what that was about. What's this one about? Just drafting anything? Anybody ever sit through the entire Justin Diamond Sex Tape?
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Excuse me. Last weekend I got drunk in public. I even peed in a parking lot TYVM.
it's like any TimDraft. They pick a group of categories up front and then make picks that fit those categories. Then they have someone judge each category by ranking the picks from top to bottom. Whoever's team winds up getting the most points from the judges wins. I guess. Mostly it's an excuse to argue about stuff.
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General Malaise
Footballguy
If he starts drafting Jail House Brides, I will sue him so fast his non-practicing yamaka will spin. That idea is MINE.
Thorn
Footballguy
Opted for On The Border. Cold beerNot an awful way to spend your Tuesday.'Thorn said:So I have tickets to the Bruins tonight as well as limo transportation. The guy organizing called me and said 'hey, we don't want to bring the limo all the way intown to get you if we don't have to, can you meet us at the commuter lot out by the mall?'
I figure that makes sense; that way they don't have to come off the highway by much. Then I realize I have a lunch meeting out by the mall today anyway. O happy day! It appears God has a plan for me, and it includes having a 2-beer lunch and then stretching it out to a multiple beer afternoon at Applebee's or some other non-FFA approved mall chain until the limo picks me up around 3. Also, the whole trip is expensed so nothing out of pocket.
Did I mention I may meet up with Gadzooks and his munchkin as well? T&P accepted.
Just don't order the Bloomin Onion
Espn AND NHL Network
No "ferns" but a very effeminate bartender named Brian who looks very clean.
mr. furley
Footballguy
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
Notorious T.R.E.
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lol"Why hello, Juan"Opted for On The Border. Cold beerNot an awful way to spend your Tuesday.'Thorn said:So I have tickets to the Bruins tonight as well as limo transportation. The guy organizing called me and said 'hey, we don't want to bring the limo all the way intown to get you if we don't have to, can you meet us at the commuter lot out by the mall?'
I figure that makes sense; that way they don't have to come off the highway by much. Then I realize I have a lunch meeting out by the mall today anyway. O happy day! It appears God has a plan for me, and it includes having a 2-beer lunch and then stretching it out to a multiple beer afternoon at Applebee's or some other non-FFA approved mall chain until the limo picks me up around 3. Also, the whole trip is expensed so nothing out of pocket.
Did I mention I may meet up with Gadzooks and his munchkin as well? T&P accepted.
Just don't order the Bloomin Onion
Espn AND NHL Network
No "ferns" but a very effeminate bartender named Brian who looks very clean.
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
You have to pose it in the form of the question.
General Malaise
Footballguy
At the risk of losing whatever board cred I have left....I actually like On The Border.Opted for On The Border. Cold beerNot an awful way to spend your Tuesday.'Thorn said:So I have tickets to the Bruins tonight as well as limo transportation. The guy organizing called me and said 'hey, we don't want to bring the limo all the way intown to get you if we don't have to, can you meet us at the commuter lot out by the mall?'
I figure that makes sense; that way they don't have to come off the highway by much. Then I realize I have a lunch meeting out by the mall today anyway. O happy day! It appears God has a plan for me, and it includes having a 2-beer lunch and then stretching it out to a multiple beer afternoon at Applebee's or some other non-FFA approved mall chain until the limo picks me up around 3. Also, the whole trip is expensed so nothing out of pocket.
Did I mention I may meet up with Gadzooks and his munchkin as well? T&P accepted.
Just don't order the Bloomin Onion
Espn AND NHL Network
No "ferns" but a very effeminate bartender named Brian who looks very clean.
I have no idea what On The Border even is, although I assume it's some type of tex/mex chain restaurant.
Bogart
Footballguy
If you did a draft of only Saved By The Bell characters, I'm not sure that Zack Morris goes in the top three.
My SBTB draft:
1. Kelly Kapowski - the number one reason to watch
2. Jessie Spano - "I'm So Excited....I'm so scared" moment alone vaults her into the number two spot
3. Richard Belding - the Trent Dilfer of the show, he just drove the bus
4. Zack Morris - give him credit for starting with "Good morning Miss Bliss" and riding this character until "Saved By The Bell: The Rest Home Years"
5. A.C. Slater - points for rocking the mullet and afro look
6. Screech Powers - I hated this character more than anything
7. Stacey Carosi - a smokin' hot Leah Remini, the best episodes of the show involved her, just too few to move her up higher
8. Lisa Turtle - as annoying as Screech, only slightly more attractive
My SBTB draft:
1. Kelly Kapowski - the number one reason to watch
2. Jessie Spano - "I'm So Excited....I'm so scared" moment alone vaults her into the number two spot
3. Richard Belding - the Trent Dilfer of the show, he just drove the bus
4. Zack Morris - give him credit for starting with "Good morning Miss Bliss" and riding this character until "Saved By The Bell: The Rest Home Years"
5. A.C. Slater - points for rocking the mullet and afro look
6. Screech Powers - I hated this character more than anything
7. Stacey Carosi - a smokin' hot Leah Remini, the best episodes of the show involved her, just too few to move her up higher
8. Lisa Turtle - as annoying as Screech, only slightly more attractive
Dungeon Master
Footballguy
I bump Zack to 2 and move belding below Slater. Also move Screech to the bottom, but ahead of Tori.
Sarnoff
Footballguy
I'd put Max, the magician owner of The Max, ahead of Lisa. She was awful.
I don't get the hate for Lisa Turtle.
Dungeon Master
Footballguy
When James was owner of the max he was the worst.
Bogart
Footballguy
You are probably right, but then I can't use my "Zack Morris doesn't even go in the top three in his own show draft" joke.
Dungeon Master
Footballguy
Racism.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
It's a strip club here
maybe it's some type of chain that only has locations in cities named Portland so both Thorn and GM have access to it despite living on opposite coasts.It's a strip club here
Sarnoff
Footballguy
Tori needs to be on this list, I'd put her & Stacey above Screech.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Yes. She was hot.
Sarnoff
Footballguy
1) She couldn't act, and 2) she took screen time away from Kelly & Jessie.
General Malaise
Footballguy
That is precisely what it is. If I'm not mistaken, it started in Dallas in the 80's and we used to go to the one in Highland Park every once in a while. Now that it's a chain, it isn't nearly as awesome as it was when it was a stand-alone, but you know what? I like free chips and salsa with my really cold beer in a giant scooner.
anyone ranking her lower than Screech is really not thinking clearly.
Keys Myaths
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I'm headed to Yuma and Portland (Oregon) in November.
Anyone have recommendations?
Anyone have recommendations?
a sailboat?
Bogart
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